5 Minutes Alone - An Interpretation

[rush2795]

JUST CARROT!!

[rush2795]

this is hilarious!!

[Mazkot2000]

Love the video though. That was some funny shit.

[Mazkot2000]

Not sure who Tess Daly is but she looks like someone I could Fuck for generations.

[TitanOSX]

YOU CAMP BABY!

[Techead78]

Tess Daly! \m/

[123danielr]

imagine these acctually were the lyrics :'D

[benzie13]

CARROT!!!

[Rocky183]

0:40 that's Rasputin's dick on the left.

[vemvillhaenpinne]

so....FUCKING.....hilarious...­.love you guys, in a very sexual way.

[LotusLeif]

I love this song now every time i hear it will never be the same damn carrots 

[dgenrtionx96]

i love pantera so much i fucking loved this.

[BERZ3RK100]

My PiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiS!

[gromeroskwelch]

Just carrot haha I will never be able to listen to this track the same again, brilliant work, p.s. the bit about the emirates stadium isn't a lie though....

[klownn]

this is hilarious!

[bakedspade]

I can't get it. Even if I read the text in time I still hear the actual words. Shame. For people getting pissed, grow up. If you can't laugh at yourself then you don't deserve to laugh at anyone else. Also from what I know Dime probably woulda laughed at this, isn't that part of the reason we loved him so much? Cause he was a decent guy, who didn't take everything too seriously? R.I.P brother \m/

[linkcfh]

@bakedspade it works the other way around for me LOL

[ladytayto]

Is there any way you could send out Fucking Hoff Stylke as an inbox? I LOVED that vid and even to this day I cannot hear the actual words in that song-only your interpretation lmao! :D

[SuckerpunchHilstrand]

That Timmeh at the end got me. I spewed sprite everywhere.

[JohnnyRage78]

29 dislikes= didnt find stallone!!!!!!!!!!

[spillymufc]

the stag!!! hahaha!!! hill hairy ass :p

[spillymufc]

the stag!!!! hahaha!!! hill hairy ass :p

[spillymufc]

the stag!!!! hahaha!!! hill hairy ass :p

[FingerScam]

Fuckin love pantera, this is hilarious.

[ToucMyBiceps]

find me a STALONE!!!!! :)))

[earthpit1]

lol funny as hell!!

pantera are the best!!!

RIP dimebag

[ridethelightning1317]

whoever made this can fucking blow me......this is just disrespectful..bunch of cunts

[sapirgay]

omg!! :) it was so funny!! :D

[kickedinnuts33]

lol @ the end where they do timmy!

[lautyk7]

esaaa aguante panteraa

[LKE1983]

find me a stallone!!!!!!!!! just carrot!!!

[eyeboy1881]

Sophie told me!!!...............

[paulj123321]

pretty good, tess daly at the end there def made it. not as good as hoff style tho, thats the funniest shit lol

[HollyTheHeadbanger]

This doesn't get old.

Ever.

[GamerXtreme1993]

Classic, dudes, just hilarious xD

[crazygrayv8]

Nice one guys - classic stuff...

[Robbo20000]

HADUKEN 'CROSS THE KINGDOMMMMM!

[metalmarten]

JAST CARRAWWTT D=

[bitzky77]

My Piss!

[Xmetalphoto]

This is HILARIOUS! :D

Top shelf boys! Top shelf!

[TheIrishBrawler]

TIMMAH...wow man if any one doesn't like these videos...I think you should kill them. These style of comic videos are the best. Awesome music, and you point out the funny sounding lyrics like we all do but in a much more creative way.

[SwedishMountainDuck]

why would anyone want a Stallone :P ?

[wolffman84]

Awesome! Always loved this one. Nice work guys. Check out my interpretation too when you get a minute!

[gooooodshit]

you camp baby.....!!!!!!

[sturniboy]

BURY YOU COMMENTATOR

[devobear]

Just carrot!!!

[timmm85]

TIMMY !! :-) nice!

[chillifarmerjoel]

but you can't crush the ken doll!!!

[xXtheAntipopXx]

Find me a Stallone.. Timmy!

[powermetalchick]

Funny. But, where's Frank Stallone?

[Teamsleeper]

Fuck this shit is funny as fuck!!!! I love Pantera, I bet Dime would be laughing his ass off if he saw this...

[GetchaPull92]

crush the ken doll hahahahaha

[WouterJ]

Not as good as the machine head one. I could perfectly understand what Phil was saying and you guys went a bit overboard with making it appear that it was someting else what we're hearing.

[diagnol]

awesome

[domoni666]

awsome guys my sides still hurtin from laughin very good job.MORE MORE!!!!!

[babouras123]

LΜΑΟ! You are amazing...

And I am a fan of Slayer and Pantera..

(ting ting ting)

LOL

[kernelunderwalker]

CANT BE A TIRANOSSAUUUR!

fuckin great!

[uraniumgrenade]

Fork handle, race this tool! LMFAO!

[sarahjayneisqueen]

haaaaa ha ha ha fuckin hilarious...well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he heeeeee x

[breakthrough123]

But you can't crush the ken doll!

LMFAO!!!!

[Nikkopat]

I am a die hard Pantera fan.. And this shit is priceless. Hahah! Find me a stallone! Just Carrot! haha, rock on man \m/

[gazmetal]

Find me a Stallone!!!! Awesome!

[nonnosigmun]

Haduken! Crush the Kingdom... muahahahaha

:D

[shredderdude38]

THAT MEANS YOU, EMO-FAG!

So very true. Pantera forever!

[Phe75]

Feckin brilliant!

[ale1881]

Find me Stallone!!!!.. CARROT!

XDDDDDD

5/5

[gumbidave]

Abso-fuckin-lutely awesome!!

[theantiwog]

lmao best out there...drink it ivanichov!!fucking brilliant

[emeraldsword666]

sleazy porn riff.....soooooo fucking true!!! pantera will always rule!!!

[thmilthon]

this is a funny video too , but what does it mean when he says 6 years in the "nick" kind of way ? i'd like to see these guys do down rodeo from rage .

[Archeryjames]

the best interpretation out

[nyjyrk]

I laughed so hard I had to pause it so I wouldn't miss anything.

Find me a Stallone....CARROT!!!!!!

[snufyou]

this made me laugh so fucking hard. thank you 5 starz. awesome. fuck that was great.

[kingadude]

umm this is shit, sorry, but fucking hoffstyle was great, i love pantera and this, bit htis song is shit and seem like you are clutching at straws ffor this one. I coul make a better interpretation than this. The clip is arsepiss, fuck off and do something decent

[damronhimself]

Do something better then you fuckwad.

[sillychops]

dude hoff style was good but this is gold ... cmon carrot every time i see carrot i lmao

[SilentSir2]

my pis!!!

[mustaine24555]

this is so fucking funny

[ursomalvado9000]

wONDERFUL!!!

HUAHUAHUHAUHUAHUAHUAHUHAUHAU

[itayy]

TIMMY! XDD

[trischtrasch]

hell no....just carrot....lol

[kernelunderwalker]

JUST CARROT!

[hah0rdude]

give me stalloneeeeeee! just carrot!

[toolupyouranus]

funniest interpretation out there! RIP DIME!

[Brox94]

awesome

[emeraldsword666]

i guarantee at least one member of pantera has seen this and pissed themselves laughing!!!!

awesome vid!!

[eyeboy1881]

Gah! I NEVER get sick of this vid! Freakin' awesome. Just carrot!!

[TouchOfRed88]

Still the best video ^^

[ivanferr]

auhsduahsduhasduhasudhaushdaus­dhasuhd

Muuuuito foda!!

I'm brasilian

[ultimateinfinite]

YOU CAMP BABY! HAHAHHAH!!!!

[wperdigon]

Just Carrot! now thats funny! give me a stallone! lol

[dustech]

Sei un poveretto. Non dico altro.

[sbudiz88]

Ma taci!

[dustech]

'zzo vuoi tu. Stolto.

[mikestanater5]

omfg u guys r hillarious

[n33dl3d247]

Just carrot XD

[biskwheeto]

TIMMY

[Themasterofcunning]

My hair is long

My balls are huge

You Rock like fuck

You fuckin dudes

[dooomedking]

lol

that is not funny

that is

don´t know what it is

this isn´t even stupid

[Themasterofcunning]

Its not my fault, i was pissed

[curtition]

find me a stallone! LOL

[stratocaster5002000]

Fork Handle, Race This Tool! You Camp Baby! LOL! funniest lines to me. lol

[Necrosadistik]

man that was awesome guys..Keep it up...P4NT3R4 4 L1F3

[eyeboy1881]

JUST CARROT!! Gah! The more I watch this vid, the better it gets!! Kudos!

[pwgroh]

I like the warning to emos in the beginning.

[bhagyashree212]

amazing

this is amazing

dimebag might be laughing his ass out in heaven

[parafleet]

ahh. there was lead in ur chips. and i appreciatittietate it. godbless.

[AlanQaeda]

Lol find me a Stallone, just carrot!!! Please keep doin' these I've soiled myself about 5 times already watching your interps but it's worth it :)

[evx6xavier]

But you can't crush the Ken Doll!!! !AIhioeuhA

[WORMED3]

dude, this is funniest fuckin' video i've seen for awhile

you matched the phrases perfectly

...tess daly...that's fuckin' gold dude

pantera=badass

[WORMED3]

JUST CARROT!!!

[uraniumgrenade]

This song pwns!

[starscream341]

Run your mouth all you want Jackass! Us Pantera fans aren't going anywhere and neither are their videos so get over it!

[emanresua]

TIMMY!

[lionslicer9999]

sleazy porn riff

[subjulio]

ahahahaha

[leikeylosh]

HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! VERY GOOD!!

[serpela]

find me stallooooone

[decepticongenocide]

fucken brilliant! that was one of the funniest videos I've seen in awhile, it made sense! PANTERA RULES!!!!

[miketbf]

The other day i was listen to Far Beyond Driven and my friend comes up to says "Wgar ya listen to you." Listened and he says "How can you listen a man screamin and some racket in the background"

Fuck off, i said.

[Overseer32]

haha, "the dagger" int was better though

[lennyisashredder]

nice cut

fucking awesome

[maceek1]

"JUST CARROT!!"

ROTFLMFAO!!

[eyeboy1881]

That waz freakin' hilarious! Kudos!

[gooooodshit]

fucking cracking

[judofan]

"Ha-du-ken! Crush the kingdom". Street Fighter and Pantera. Can't go wrong with that combo!

[Gindelbi]

Street Fighter 4 plz lol

[spawnofnamaah]

Next we are all greedily waiting for a Karaoke DVD to come out :-p should be a blast on these interpretations!!!

[CacoDaemon666fuck]

hahahahahaha

[sizzletron]

Awesome! They haters still live at Mom's.

[destruction143]

This song makes me want to fight!

[ric112]

a great video, kind of the inspiration for mine on aesthetics of hate. please take a look. yes, i have resorted to shameless self promotion, but its about time

[dimez4ever]

You're a fucking idiot,id like to kick you square in the fucking nuts right about now.Don't ever mock PANTERA!!!Fuckhole.

[satch1603]

as a big pantera fan i will admit that phil anselmo really cant pronounce his words i think you shouldve put ive spilled my guts out in my pants haha good captions

[beatboy08]

lol!

Tess Daly is hot!

[hell6981]

fuck off

[Maht25]

this song kicks ass, and, the little captions are hilarious.

[hell6981]

fuck off buddy dont ruin good music

[corefront]

Best ive ever seen on youtube yet!!!!!!

[dilutedme]

5 star!

[sparky2171]

I'm not a laugh-out-loud kind of person... but "just carrot" "my piss" and "Narweik Carl" had me fucking crying.

Now when I listen to songs like "I'm Broken" or The art of shredding" I hear all these stupid ass lyrics that aren't even there.

Nice...

More please.

[crimsonghost07]

just carrot!! haha

[paps8]

but you cant crush the ken doll! how did you come up with that lol

[PikkaBird]

Hey, Sting doesn't encourage putting on the red light!!11

[rockstaroli]

Find me a stallone hahhaa wtf XD

[yas666eer]

:59 lol

[torpidtheband]

dude phil anselmo is gonna be so pissed when he sees this,but its not like hes not pissed off all the time anyway (musical refrance)

[gmsackman]

Um... we got an email from Down's Guitar tech a while back. Apparenlty they love it!

[torpidtheband]

im sorry that was kinda an inside joke,like about how if u listen to enough pantera u start to get pissed off so we act like phil is pissed all the time and yells and flicks cigarettes at anything in his general vicinity

[magictusks]

haha man i loved it :D great job dudes^^

pantera forever

[pikkefjes]

this is fucking great!!! :)

i loved it!

[gblak99]

do you know what "interpretation" means

[DaniDrumGe]

yeah!!!

[MLODYisaBITCH]

Does anyone know what happened to the Broken interp. ??? that was the funniest shit i ever saw but i cabt find it any more .shit

[golli14]

axe ually ay diddnt luyke itt!! mååre rispect får the gittarrist!!

[nunocarmona]

Great!!!! Please come with mor interpretations.

[DPMANOFDOOM]

my favorite part was "MY PISS"

[guitarlust213]

Perfection guys! Dime is laughing his ass off in eternity right now. Keep up the good work.

[insanelol]

<3Pantera and LOL@Find me a STALLONE!!

[Mbs42478]

Hey this was pretty funny... I really like pantera.. but I just can't help but laugh.. Good Job!!!!! Keep the videos comming :)

[0CancerBats0]

you vids are funny as hell maybe do an interpretation of cancer bats one hundred grand canyon ?

[666greetings]

hahahaha good one man!pls do Slipknot's liberate my madness coz i think i hear corey say : give me some bananas

[corrob]

haha i always thought it was " do you like, bananas"

[LenoBueno7]

0:59, lol hilarious

[steveyjibblets]

CANT LEAD THAT STAG ON!!!!

[magmar16]

lol omg was laughing at this vid, awsome dude 5/5

[dabaitman]

Just carrot!!!!!!!!! rotfl Pantera was the shit but this is fkn funny.

[vandunen]

f*ck you

[bubba22o]

this is awesome aye! soo good

[mightymullet07]

yeah emos are gay!!! rip dime

[BennieAA]

that is fucking awesome. tess daly!

[OMGzzSTFU]

good job with the interpretations, most people make ones that are stupid and dont make sense.

[obiwanchernobyl]

hai du ken crush the kingdom!

[YamiJoey40K]

(Nice cut)

YJ

[Dilleuh]

haha you guys rule!

keep makin' those videos!!

and i'll help you find Stallone ..

[FairytaleHeart]

haha genius!

[MkMaster13]

lol

[S3ntenza]

find me stallone....hahahahaha

[roxonogueira]

COMIC SANS?? DUDE!!

[lizardncd]

just carrot

[gemini6976]

lol funny I love this song!