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  • i hate bein poor man.

  • im going 2 call the cops hahaha

  • Roller's rights?

  • crutches = no way!

  • after watching this guy, i would have to agree with weed is not for everyone.

  • it'd be really fun smoking and chilling with him

  • why no pipe love?

  • man!!

    

  • right at 7:55 to & 7:56 he starts to toke. the last puff of smoke coming off the joint is a perfect o. hahahaha!

  • You gotta let ya boy max spark that shit yo he rolled it n ur fuckin up the rotation bro puff puff pass that shit u took it from him after he took 1 hit n u took like 5 that's fucked. Looked like a sick joint tho

  • @Commited125 that rule applies to people who dont have that much weed. but i think they have enough

  • @Commited125 it's t.v. lol, and max powers doesn't wanna be in the camera

  • man, you must spend a lot of money on weed, wish I had a dispensary in my city

  • maaaaaann

  • His house must smell sooooo dank.

  • Im gonna take Max Power's crumbled joint idea that looks freak'n awesome!

  • Fuck man dropping that weed. Now you only have 12 pounds left.

  • i just want a drag from that joint ):

  • please legalize this motherfucking shit for the general population

  • camera guy is a pussy and the very end lol

  • i can roll better but the stuff inside your joint is ultimately superior to mine.

  • i can roll way better than that, tell your boy hes fired

  • "Oh geez were leaking i better light this before people maaaaan your loosing allthe weed maaaaaaan ill slap you if you did that maaaan"

  • i dont think hes retarded

  • kief kief i want kief

  • Like if you tried to hit the joint at 8:01 and wound up hitting they're face against the screen

  • Funny how (dutch here) Americans drive it over the top. I mean, just enjoy the herb. You also never roll a bit of tobacco through it, and always cough. haha.p eace

  • How do I get those things at the end of the joint

  • @Ianthejet15 make it and its called a filter

  • that's not even fair...

  • fail@roller rights = bad luck for both of you

  • it kinda looks like rocky dookie

  • yo man ur dropping all the weed man

  • ya sorry i dont know y im hatin

  • my mouth was watering the whole time... )=

  • love the hater voice haha

  • is it possible to roll a joint with pure kief? no tobacco or weed

  • @sigge951 dont see why not as long as you can roll it.

  • Please adopt me. 8O

  • CRACKED OUT MAN!!!!

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    ok he killed ppl and smoked weed so what? thats like saying he killed ppl and like the color purple, they both have nothing to do with each other. just because he was a murderer and smoked marijuana doesnt mean his descisions were made from smoking.

  • @jailpotheadsforlife there are also many serial killers who were faggot trolls who don't smoke and like eating dick like yourself.

  • anyone else take bong tokes with dave while watchin the vid, wishin they had all his crazy concentrates and different kinds of hash

  • Fuckin Jack

  • Fail for the 'honeybud' a waste of oil.

  • i would rather have hash

  • that looks like a killer joint!

  • pause at 5:22 , pull down your pants and underwear, grasp testicals, stroke shaft to rythym of your favorite song, and enjoy.

  • no fill it with just the plant as much as u can.

  • this dude is fucking grilled

  • i see why you have your medical card

    because your retarded

  • @420MsU i'll give this troll a 0/10

    UNLESS of course you intended to be ironic...

    if there is a system in place that will let you get stoned legally, why not use it

  • @420MsU I see you're jealous. Because you're poor.

  • @420MsU you sir, are a hater

  • @420MsU ahahahahahhahaah

  • @420MsU u mad?

  • @420MsU you're*. Next time you insult someone you should use correct grammar, retard.

  • Kief!!!!

  • i always use crutches

  • @HeadbangingGlory never heard it referred to as that until this vid. I always do too, mainly cuz i suck at rolling and it makes roach clips less needed.

  • i dont always roll joints but when i do, i use crutches.

  • you have to cough to get off

  • @xxMRxONE2xx sry man, tried to thumbs up but this touchscreen is lame. So, thumbs up.

  • @theWEEDreport what kind of papers do you prefer btw?

  • omg put all that honeybud & kief in brownies :)

  • dude was baked after one hit good stuff....that california weed culture is some thing serious!

  • kush,chronic,hash,kief,.... dam im falling behind in this stoner society! back when i started getting stoned all i smoked was hash and chronic never tried hash falling so behind lol xD

  • does kief fuck you up more then hash??

  • lool this guy is stoned off of 1 hit i want dat shit man

  • tits that keef looks like cheese

  • i use crutches i call em roaches and to homie that rolled the jay...TWIST THE END!!!!!! ever hear of the boat?

  • Ted Bundy, the killer of approx 35 females, was a heavy marijuana smoker. He would typically rape & strangle his victims, one as young as 12. Bundy confessed he repeatedly returned to the hidden bodies, applied makeup to their corpses and had sex with their decomposing bodies. Bundy decapitated several victims with a hacksaw, & kept the severed heads in his apartment for a while before disposing of them. Sometimes he composted the remains of victims as fertilizer for his marijuana plants.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Ok, and your point is?

  • wow,,,

  • LMFAO at max coughin at the end lmaooooooooo

  • Whenever I troll on Justin Bieber fans and their fans say "You are just jealous".... that would only be true if Justin Bieber made a video of him smoking a joint rolled with OG Kief, OG full melt and honeybud.... yes... then I would admit that I am jealous of that little twat.

  • This show makes me want to move... Also makes me drool.

  • lmao maxx died at the end XD

  • one hit had you BLOWED ! i could see it in your eyes no homo !

  • I thought crutches or as we call "filter" was standard thingto do if you smoke

  • Dont Cough, You Dont Git Off!!

    And yes Crutches are a must.

  • That thing really fucked maxx power haha

  • Dave you are such a joint hog! Puff, puff, pass my friend!

  • Dave ur my hero!

  • i immediately cried to myself when i saw that bucket of keif..

    why can't i have all that...

    fml..

  • @DJDisgust Nah man, get a good education, get a great job and you can buy as much weed, kief, hash or oil you want.

  • @XxStonedKillerxX nah i dont do that shit anymore LMAO

  • @DJDisgust Hmm you dont smoke weed anymore? Why? because juggling your working hours to smoking hours has become too much for you? Im just guessing here.

  • @XxStonedKillerxX its cuz

    a ) im still pretty young

    b ) i never really actually did it tht much .,.. just like 4 times . i made tht comment last time i did it

    c ) i just stopped cuz id rather spend my money on food or swag.. stuff tht'd last me a while instead of one night.

  • @DJDisgust Oh i see. yes that was a huge problem when i was younger. But you just have to learn to balance your cash. Some to weed some to clothes and some to food. What`d id do is just put about 10-20 dollars away a month, then 3 months later i have enough for 3-6 gs. Yeah i dont smoke that often.

  • @DJDisgust what about the hash aswell lucky bastards

  • @DJDisgust Same Here *Wipes Tear From Eye*

  • hold in your hits pleaasse sorry but its a waste of THC

  • @kushybuds dude... it's scientifically proven that holding your hits longer doesn't make any difference! in shorter than 1 second all THC would be in your body. btw by smoking you only get around 40% of the thc , by eating 100% .. so don't eat too much at once

  • @kushybuds look how much weed he has. he can waste all the thc he wants xD

  • puff puff give mofo hahah jp

  • Don't use crutches. And yall need to learn to roll. Sorry to say. You guys have MM cards and can't roll. Still jealous though. You wouldn't loose the weed if it was rolled right...

  • Don't use crutches. And yall need to learn to roll. Sorry to say. You guys have MM cards and can't roll. Still jealous though.

  • thanks max

  • Damn i we were choking at the end of the video;5 plp didnt hit it

  • oh my fuckin god thumbs up if when he was like here guys hit this or whatever he said ur so chopped u reached out to fuckin hit it lol im so high

  • just as much stuff u put in that joint could have lasted me a week easy.

  • haha he said there is really alot going on in here lol

  • smokers always sound so healthy

  • @hotpocketize hell yeah bro, it doesnt matter how you roll it, use whatever way works best for you

  • what the hells a crutch? does he mean a roach?

  • @XSoulswiperX That little rolled paper at the mouth end that keeps the plant in the joint when smoked. You won't have to worry about getting herb in your mouth. It also provides structure at the mouth end when, normally, saliva would cause many headaches for others who are smoking to endure.

  • @RockaRolla74 Yeah that's a roach, I live in UK so i don't understand some of these american terms

  • @XSoulswiperX Haha it's all good man

  • dude words can not describe how jealous i am

  • you guys need a BEVERAGE

  • Dude talks way to much!

  • roach?

    

  • thums up if u tryed to hit the joint when he offerd ..

  • haha " There's so much going on in here"

  • damn the camera dude coughed his heart out. >.<

  • i disliked this video only to make the bar look like a lit joint

  • The very picture of excess. God bless. I'm moving to Cali. It's like fucking romper room for stoners.

  • DAMN I WISH I COUlD HIT THAT SHit TO

  • hey man are you still considered a stoner if you roll your joints with a cigarrette roller

  • If your gona role one I might as well be just like that! Awesome!

  • 4 people are jelous

  • I have to try and crunch up the paper for the next one today.

  • we call the rolled cardboard a roach in aussie.. i know a roach is something different in the us...

  • This video made me jizz rasta colors.. RED YELLOW GREEN

  • DAMN YOU MAX! takin my hit...

  • MAAN! You coughed on the J MAAN!!!

  • indica and sativa hybrids are usually awesome because the indica knocks you out and the sativa keeps you going at the same time, wild combination in your body

  • 5:20 i wanna eat it. it looks like a hella good taco xD

    

  • max sounds like a black guy

  • dude holde it in

  • how much weed was that before??? that was ...wow never seen so much kief (in german we say skuff) seen before.

  • BEAM! 

  • i heard that swallowing the smoke is bad but idk

  • @KiNg1oU36 lol swallowing? i think you mean inhaling. inhaling is the way weed gets you high. holding it in your mouth and blowing it out isnt going to do anything.

  • lmfaoo he always says

    "fukin jack"

  • whos jack??!!  LOL

  • give me some of that you greedy basterd

  • oh man....loses words to explain amazement

  • It took me a while to roll with a crutch. Easier with just a straight joint but better smokin with a crutch. happy tokin dave

  • that joint would last me about three days, or around five minutes

  • 6:41 the highness begins lol

  • dude i need to move where you are cuz id be up for medication haha

  • god damn this dude my hero maaaannn, match me on a joint maannn,

  • man your droppin the weed man i know i wouldnt drop the weed man! why didnt you invite me man?! i wouldve invited you man! haha love the show:D

  • @Wonce1 I know dude, he needs to get a network channel on TV. I'd watch it everyday

  • i jizzed my pants

  • ohhh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnn all that keif 0_0

  • Loool dave you were so fackin high.

    "im just sorta in the middle like VVVZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIMHITTINITIMA­LLABOUTTHISMANNNNNNNN"

  • i watch this video for the weed of course but it would never be as fun without Dave's quirky comments and funny tips :) god i love him (no homo).

    "camera wont focus. IT'S TOO HIGH"

  • Pause at 7:34, someone just smoked all of Dave's weed...

  • burnin SOOOO slow too you lucky dick

  • joints with crutches are the shit.

  • crutches work great even if u do roll ur joint too tit the crutch still lets u take a good hit.

  • i wish we had more youtube people like this

  • His face immediately went to STONED

  • i remember when weed was just weed not all this next shit lmao

  • how do u get a job like yours?!?!?!

  • whats kief

    

  • @m4a2s0n thc crystals

  • @m4a2s0n kief is pure thc if you would like to get kief just get a grinder with a kief catchers and grind lots of bud like over a half o for shure then ul have a deeent amountt of keif but its rather harsh going in but it gets u so baked

  • FUCKING JACK

  • how come americans put so much weed in their joints. in holland we useally put 0.5gr and a little bit tabacco in a spliff and i get baked

  • @casanoval33t coz we are duch and we are cool.

  • @casanoval33t It's the Go Big mentality every American has. We aren't content with baked, we want drooling down syndrome baked

  • that thing is like a weed rainbow

  • yes I do roll with crutches..:)

  • kief kief I WANT KIEF

  • chill on da couch again

    and rate some weed

    mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  • this guy is moaked

  • my new favorite words... "goddanmit dave"

  • @superstud666 alot harder up here in canada man. In cali its alot easier to get a medical pot card, depression, anxiety, injuries, theyre still for sick people but all you need is a doctors reccomendation. Up here in canada its alot harder to get a medical card, more bullshit and steps to go through to get one, but cheap as fuck compared to the states, in cali 300-400 an ounce, Im near calgary an get ounces of BCBud and similar bud for 200-240, and if your in bc the same or cheaper.

  • "its too high" lmfao