Family Guy - Quagmire hits on 16 year old girl - giggity!

[XTwittyX]

giggity, giggity, ge-ge-di

[tanielonix]

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher.

[DarkusOfTheArk]

I'm offensive and I find this 16.

[dontlookatmeokay]

16 is legal in Canada. Buying sex in Canada is also legal, but paying for private health care is illegal - WTF?

[Bmanritchie]

@dontlookatmeokay 12 is legal in Mexico - every culture has it's faults (even Canada)

[dontlookatmeokay]

@Bmanritchie Canada claims to be a free country, yet we are prevented from seeking healthcare even when put on very long waiting lists. Some Canadians die because they wait too long - that is evil.

[Bmanritchie]

@dontlookatmeokay Honestly, I don't really know too much about Canada's healthcare policy to poke it any further.

All I know is that to me giving healthcare to everyone is wrong b/c medical coverage should only go to those who are able to diligently pay for it. Whereas the guy who doesn't pay for it and suddenly he gets the same health coverage as the first guy...

That to me is wrong.

[KraftwithaK]

@dontlookatmeokay I'm due for surgery. I live in Canada. I have the option to pay for it myself and get it right away or to wait and have it done on the govt's tab. I have no idea what you are talking about. There are plenty of private clinics in Canada.

[dontlookatmeokay]

@KraftwithaK You are a bullshiter. List the private clinics for surgery in Canada then please. Where can you pay to get heart surgery at a private clinic in Canada - fuc*ing lier!

[KraftwithaK]

@dontlookatmeokay Yes, my mistake. I called my surgeon today and he said he had lied to me about that option. Just for the record,I never said heart surgery. Stupid lying surgeons. He made the whole thing up! They get you every time. BTW, I think I know where you could get an anger management class paid for by the canadian govt. 

[dontlookatmeokay]

@KraftwithaK List the private clinics in Canada that perform medically necessary surgery (not laser eye surgery to replace glasses etc.). You can't because it is illegal in Canada to provide such services. You are a liar and you know it. I am Canadian, I have lived and studied my healthcare system extensively. So fu*k you asshole.

[dontlookatmeokay]

@KraftwithaK I get angry at those that want to refuse to allow me to seek my own health care and then spread falsehoods about the healthcare system and the Canadian Health Care Act. Why do you hate personal freedom?

[KraftwithaK]

@dontlookatmeokay Give me a fucking break. *rolls eyes* OK, here's why I hate personal freedom: I am a Godless, liberal bastard who wants to take away your guns, your personal choice and force you to be a child molester and then watch while drinking a latte. I thought you conservatives already knew that.  Meanwhile, I am off to the private clinic in Imaginaryland. And what surgery do you need? An asshole transplant? I'll save you some time. It's just going to reject you.

[trailder]

@KraftwithaK You forgot the part where you attended that socialist meeting every Tuesday at the Obama's house.

[AMD7thS]

Gig-Guh-Di

[cosmicshambles]

If there's grass on the wicket ...

[84561237456123]

i wish i could send quagmire to random peoples houses and say this to them

[draculon5]

is 18 the age limit in America?

[BarbaryPirates]

@draculon5 Depends on the state. Some places age of consent to have sex is 16 like Pennsylvania.

[draculon5]

@BarbaryPirates Oh, because over here in England 16 is the age of consent. no matter where in the country.

[theDigitalbreeze]

Giggity giggity giguhty

[lxsosna]

young and dumb so i can fill 'em full of cum

[ThePyschoMovieMaker]

I've seen enough Quagmire to see where this is going...

[MrAJaeSmash]

If there's grass on the field play ball... If not, turn it over and play in the mud!

[ufailhaha2]

How old are you?

'sexteen'

[fantomlady1234]

i acctually didnt get that joke untill about the 5th time of watching!hahahahaha.

[protectdeuce]

who else but quagmire?

[TheLuckyChocolate]

giggity giggity gigga-ty!

[kardas4210]

Remember in "One if by Clam, two if by Sea"? Quagmire said and I quote: "Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. Where they don't ask for proof of age, and neither do I."

[Dsosa231]

secretservice80 u are sick

[TheseWafflezBeSexii]

What's so great about Sercretservice80's comment?

[Rob27Walsh]

@TheseWafflezBeSexii awsome name!

[FullOfAwesomeness03]

I know a girl that can do his impression perfectly and I always laugh and she brought this up a couple days ago lol

[dungeonraider22]

What the hell were you people searching to get here? What? Me? Well... uh... SHUT UP!!!

[superboychiki]

Giggy good d

[DrinkingDoubles]

The awkward moment when you shit all over your arse on then have to piss on the shit in order to stop having a shitty arse.

[crued45]

I have watched enough hentai to know what happens after...

[MrSamster911]

day three on my quest to fin-MOTHERFUCKER!

[PandoraBerry797]

Poor Connie!! XD

[eveihl]

SecretService80 said "If she's old enough to read the clock, she's old enough to suck my cock." There just saved everyone time.

[96Iceland]

@eveihl thanks ggg!

[GrammarRockz]

@eveihl That quote is from Pedobear. Don't go saying he's a genius.

[TheJaydamasta]

@eveihl PedoBear said "Old enough to count, old enough to mount!"

PedoBears approves of both of these. :3

[LulzMania1]

@eveihl old enough to pee, old enough for me >:)

[eveihl]

@LulzMania1 Why PedoBear, we meet again.

[Flibbertigibbet6]

I just saw the Quagmire Show Intro clip and this was one of the suggestion videos...and directly underneath it was a video called President Quagmire...!

[JC4Dead2]

:giggity:



[Superbrot1992]

That akward moment if the top commet is answered by the secent top comment.

[Blah3156]

press 3: sexteen

press 7: giggety giggety gig-ge-ty

[planetary109]

Did he think she was calling her mom to come have a three some? XD

[electricmaster23]

Quagmire should visit Australia, 16 and up is legal here!

[JiminyKracker]

@electricmaster23 Doesn't make it any easier to gain consent haha

[visiondevil21]

@electricmaster23, i suddenly want to move to Australia.

[TheRobAndOnly1]

@electricmaster23

15 here in Scandinavia! :D

[koimost11]

@electricmaster23 Also most US states including Rhode Island.

[TheDeftonesVault]

@electricmaster23 No offence but Australia makes no sense. So you guys let 16 year olds have sex but you ban violent video games which will cause no harm whatsoever?

[electricmaster23]

@TheDeftonesVault Haha, no offence taken. I agree with you about the video games situation. Companies shouldn't complain about piracy when there is no R18+ ratings category.

[BDpill359]

@TheDeftonesVault Just saying, in a couple states in the US, the age of consent is 14. You might want to consider that before talking about other countries.

[Jaffer09]

@BDpill359 I gotta research which states have the 14 as the age of consent then I'll move out. giggity giggity :p

[dimman87]

@BDpill359 Each U.S. state (and the District of Columbia) has its own age of consent. Currently state laws set the age of consent at 16, 17 or 18. The most common age is 16.[43]

[marbleensful]

HOLY CRAP ITS CONNIE DAMICO!

[RSMinoans]

Lol if she's the first one.. is Meg the second one?

[superboychiki]

Giiggy

[infectionsman]

-sixteen. -EIGHTEEN?!?!? 

[smithly96]

i got here from "how to take an xbox apart"???

[KennyG881]

Day 181: After months of searching, I have finally found SecretService80's comment. I thought it was both entertaining and fucked up.

[indiemusicluver3]

secretservices comment was 'if shes old enough to read the clock then shes old enough to suck my cock' just thought i would save you the time of finding it cos im nice like that :3

[SecretService80]

@indiemusicluver3 If you'd look 6 comments below, you'd see that I already reposted my comment.

[indiemusicluver3]

@SecretService80 my bad :P i was just trying to be helpful tho? :)

[SecretService80]

@indiemusicluver3 Alright, sorry I snapped at you.

[indiemusicluver3]

@SecretService80 tis fine :D and thank you for apologizing ;)

[indiemusicluver3]

hold down 9 it looks like hes trying to figure out her bra size 'D..D..D..D..D..D..D' ??

[Originz73]

Quagmire's is the coolest on family guy! They should give him his own show.and watch the ratings skyrocket!

[SecretService80]

All this attention? Here's what I said. "If she's old enough to read the clock, she's good enough to suck my cock." I was just kidding around, of course. I'm not really a pedophile. I just play one on T.V. ;)

-SecretService80

[METALFREAK03]

@SecretService80 the only problem is your not a pedophile for saying it... that be under 10s. shes sweet sixteen, where im from shes legal.

[SecretService80]

@METALFREAK03 I'm pretty sure kids know how to tell time before the age of sixteen.

[METALFREAK03]

@SecretService80 i was commentating on the fact this episode says 16. but yes this is true. then again, another saying that get all you liberials boiling is - what the ancients did for us, is what the ancients shall do to our children. (this was commentating against the article that arophesies wrote in relation to his daughter going and having 'pleasures' with their 'middle aged' neighbour. They dont say her age, but describe her as an 'infant ready to walk'.

[SecretService80]

@METALFREAK03 tl;dr

[METALFREAK03]

@SecretService80 You never get a job then.

[SecretService80]

@METALFREAK03 No, I just won't be a crazy motherfucker like you who rambles on the Internet...news flash, I do have a job...and a kick-ass one at that.

[METALFREAK03]

@SecretService80 Well if you think a sentance is too long to read...maybe. I wasn't having a go at your reading skills, i was merely pointing out that my comment was too long for anyone to read. what is your job btw, i am now curious? :)

[SecretService80]

@METALFREAK03 I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...;)

[KnightsSportsLeader]

in order to find SecretService80's comment and hit Ctrl+F type in SecretService80

[TouretteChick]

old enough to count, old enough to mount.

[iluvwarriorsify]

press 7 repeatadly for quagmires word.

[thumper9226]

OMFG!!! you guys are all noobs!

1. click view all comments

2. control+F

3. type in username

4. there u found his fucking comment!

[Skulduggeryreaper]

@thumper9226 but you have to sort through heaps of pages faggot.

[E3guyy]

@thumper9226 thats so fucking awesome thanks!

[smacker261]

@thumper9226 ya but its funny to put the comments "running low on food and water" but its not really a huge secret to do that

[p00nedlol2]

@smacker261 just idiotic if u do that, and not funny.

[smacker261]

@p00nedlol2 but isnt that what comedy is based on now seriously.for example,if one of your friends runs into a pole ur not gonna laugh then see if he is ok? or are you just Mr.Sourpuss and be all serious?

[atastycookey]

@smacker261 Dear diary, iv been watching family guy to much the house is cold my blanket is all torn and i have survived 34 day without fo-....

[ryanshem]

@thumper9226 OMG THANK YOU NOW IM NOT A NOOB

[sartanko]

@thumper9226

You're an angel!

[bcta302]

@sartanko

No, he is just not stupid.

I've been doing that on all 3 different browsers, Chrome, Firefox, and Explorer... mainly to use it on Wikipedia articles to look for specific words.

[williamwilson666]

You can't bang 16 year olds in America? I'm cancelling that holiday.

[HybridD91]

@williamwilson666 Depends on what state you live in.

[SkeletonSarge]

@williamwilson666 actually in new jersey i think you can

[omkar415star]

@williamwilson666

m searching for the same thing. Hit me when u find out in which country u can do that XD

[williamwilson666]

@omkar415star Hundreds.

[MisterDrifter240]

grow up people its a dirty joke, dont be a jevohas witness LoL giggity!!!

[Y2442]

That awkward moment when the top two comments are about SecretService80's comment and you don't see a comment on why its significant.

[33bigbadbruins]

press 3 over and over again and look at quagmires arm

[lizardboi23]

i hate it when i look for the comment that everyone talks about and it turns out to be a waste of time.

[Thanatos71185]

If they're old enough to crawl...already in the right position?

:< another perv comment

[computermadjack]

Or, you could scroll down. Select "View all comments" and then hit ctrl+F. Then you can type SecretService80's name into the search and see his comment. No need to thank me...

[PencilOverPen]

@computermadjack that's really helpful O_O , i never thought of that.

[PencilOverPen]

@computermadjack Thank You :D !

[BallerRas12]

Page 17. You're welcome. -_-

[5zaide]

heh,ohhh right

[TheMagicOfNutella]

Now if she yelled, "DAD!!!" that would be a different story

[dungeonraider22]

Thumbs up if you're looking through random family guy videos. Cause if you aren't what the hell did you search to get here?

[BoyGangster13]

I Like This :DD

[xD4RKxMW2PRINCE1]

I like were this is goin

[OneWayOffical]

Who else but QUAGMIRE?!!?

[TheBanshwa]

These are some twisted comments

[xirvin92]

old enough to count old enough its cunt

[EPICSAWSE]

On 1 episode it said he was like 60 0_O Man were you found dat age machine?

[Gyarretto7]

Who else but Quagmire?

[tacotacocartman]

So a guy calls a whoreshop..and he tells the Leader whore/pimp

I want a girl with big boobs and small pussy

so the pimp ask You sure thats what you want?

the guy say YES thats what i want bring her to my adress..

Whore nocks on the door . . . .

Guy is opening the door telling her to get in

Whore So your the guy that got a small penis and big mouth

[xJaYk1llax]

yo loeok at her bush does it got hair? if so fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare till she passes out and forgot how she got there. Eminem, Guilty Conscience

[SirCraigius]

You know she'd be legal in the UK :)

[SuperAbcmann]

If she is calling her mom when someone is on the door, SHE´S TO YOUNG FOR U BRO !!!

[RapperWar]

The younger, the tighter....

[planetary109]

Once someone is fertile, they technically are grown up.

[TheSaxon48]

Old enough to count = old enough to mount.

[SculptedThoughts]

I dated someone who was either twenty-two or twenty-three when I was fifteen.

[ZlashQu]

If there's grass on the field, she's good to go.

[MsMeowington1]

@ZlashQu LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS COMMENT

[elboonio]

Secret service's comment is on page 14. So you can find it. You're welcome.

[BMBWsnowboarder]

@elboonio it is now page 21. You're Welcome

[elboonio]

@BMBWsnowboarder xD

[MrGambit1994]

Who else but Quagmire :-)

[RadimaxRadimaX]

@MrGambit1994 Me :)

[BangBeepZap]

Im going to save you guys a little trouble. SecretService80's comment is on the 13th page. o.O

[MyNameIsCliche]

in the UK this is perfectly legal XD

[RadimaxRadimaX]

@MyNameIsCliche my gf is 16 and im 20+ lol been together wole year we are made for eachother, she is so mature so she is acting older her age and im acting under so its the perfect balance, i could give my life for her what could a 16 year boyfriend do if something happened to her? ...they both would got raped haha :P trust me this is the way life goes, ps in sweden its even 15 that is perfectly leagal. Giggidy. btw if you can count you propably know when we met haha :D

[MyNameIsCliche]

@RadimaxRadimaX lol good to know, i mean im under 16 so even if i were to have consenting sex with someone older than 16 they are technically a paedophile >.<

[RadimaxRadimaX]

@MyNameIsCliche yeah thats f*cked up :P there is a case where a girl had become 15 and the boy had his 15 years birthday 2 months after the same year but the family hated his girfriend (They was together over a year) and they said she a tramp in so when they found out they have had sex on a party they filed a case or what its called against here and her family had to pay a large fee (Because she was to youung for prison its 18 years for that) to the "raped" boy even tough both was into it...

[9Seleador2]

@MyNameIsCliche So is in Finland too =)

[TUnit95Brah]

31 sixteen year olds got hit on by Quargmire

WHO ELSE BUT QUARGMIRE?

[Charmolution]

@legalplunder

You can be a teach or a police officer at 14?

[epatman07]

That's legal in Kansas, Haha,

[akahina666]

now to find SecretService80's comment...

[AkuTenshiiZero]

Of course what's really funny is that 16 is legal in Rhode Island. Heck, 16 is legal in most states but people don't know it because 18 is the age in California (Where most movies/TV shows are produced).

[Paintber4life]

wow the animators really sucked when this first came out... look at the green and white bushes everywhere lol wow slackers :P

[MasterArbiter1000]

Quagmire:Hey baby how old are you?

Girl:Sixteen.

Quagmire:Eighteen?Your first.

Girl:Mom!

Quagmire:I like where this is going giggady giggady giggady

[MrClingo23]

@MasterArbiter1000 so not only did you spell giggity wrong you just copied the video. There is like hundreds of youtube cliche's in your comment.

[SecretService80]

I can't believe you guys actually gave that idiot thumbs up for not understanding a JOKE!

[s0uthsidebeauty]

lol

My XBL Gamertag is "Giggity" :P