The Jesus Cheeto Miracle: What Would Cheesus Do?

[vikplaying]

Gringos pendejos

[trubiz4u]

I would eat him cuz I love cheetos

[shallowships]

Cheetos are godlike

[darrenmightbe]

I would just walk up, eat it, and walk away like a boss.

[x1Joyfux1xlDay1x]

oh.. put it o n a Necklace

[dbarrustele]

hahahaha, that woman is retarded, american christians are retarded.

[HIMADESU223]

"When I looked I thought it was a horsehead" WTF?!

[Yotoblade]

GO MYCHONNY!!!

[ItsCoreyLynxxYall]

I found Jesus too! He was smoking a cig outside of American Apparel on his break.

[jamesAboy19]

Wow...americans....this has made you reach a new level of dumb...and you know who to thank...

[TheStarTreker]

OMG, it's a Jesus Cheeto miracle! God must be real!

[BurpTheKitten]

The stoopid hits a new high. Or low, maybe.

[DJToxicWulf]

. . . i facepalmed when i read the title before i clicked it. XD

[iliveon]

That second one was mohammed

[Marinedude2]

CHEEZZUUSSS!!!!

[Azahlemur]

Wow...and this is what religion is doing to your brains...

I find the idea funny, that miracles like multiplying food, changing wine to blood, parting the sea gave way to "miracles" of Jesus on toast, cabbage or in cheetos. God must be really bored...

[kirbyj2]

We all know Jesus prefers Doritos.

[Zeemas]

1:02 that just simply means that people who are like that, aren't wrapped so tight..

[KromeKiller]

must've been a slow news day

[XxRaN96xX]

Fox news would be the one to report this useless story

[rhoek958]

I once found Cheetos in a church. Weird.

[ThatOneGuy490]

realy guys all that 4 a cheeto

[davk003]

omg ... hurtin for news. If I as a news reporter and I got a call from someone tellin me about this story I would tell them to shove it up their ass. Man people are getting real stupid.

[Tuntururun]

WTF D:

[Timodhelius]

this is just stupid -.- what's next : jesus potato? o_O

[SlashSkull]

How dare you mock the true image of God, gimme that, *CRUNCH* mmm, that was GOOOD everyone else just gasps

[MudkipzOfFury]

This is why fox should not make news how the hell can a cheeto look like jesus its a fuckin cheeto why is it even on the news wtf!!!!

[dangerics]

I love that they needed to get an "expert" opinion so they went to the church and ask a preacher.

Of course any good catholic would have gobbled it up. It's the body of christ after all.

[Graeck]

She was hoping that the cheeto was a sign that her house would sell? LOL. And then when it didn't sell, she came up with a new excuse.

[Graeck]

Search for "Idiot Flesh Cheesus" to hear a really funny satire that predates this non-newsworthy story by many years.

[Graeck]

Why do these idiots make the news?

[stickfiguresmaster]

FUCK YOU!!!! *SHOVES HEAD IN CHEETO BAG* *USES 15 RUBBER BANDS ON BAGGED HEAD* DUNT PLAE WIT YO FUCKIN FOOD!

[OrganNLou]

Yummy I want to eat it!

[philippberndt]

you gotta be fucking kidding me.. Cheesus? not even religious people take religion seriously i guess.. bunch of douche bags...

remember there is NO GOD.

[SgtDamien]

i cant decide whether to thumbs up cuz this stupid story is funny or to thumb it down becuase its really stupid...

[hellriserkronos]

leave it to the americans...

cheesus christ!

[needlehold]

Wow! That's awesome!!

*eats it*

[chaui71]

Texas Longhorn

[cheshirecat89]

woooooow. retarded!!!

[jsps13]

This is why I don't watch the news anymore or watch TV at all...

[ILIKEBRENTON]

Get lives people...

[teh1337angel]

i found it too on hot cheetos tho

[The333Sniper]

I'll take a cheesus....AND EAT IT!

[DeviantRahll]

Lmfao, safe deposit box, really!? Right next to one containing diamonds, and another, stacks of $100 bills. The things people value...

[Ster1154]

I always knew snack foods would be the place where deities return

[SimpIejack]

Fucking americans.

[Dasten]

"he calls him Cheesus"

I think your husband is inadvertently making fun of you, you dumb bitch!

[MrFareru3]

Holy fuck it's a god damn Cheeto...

[OlaoTakei]

Are they fucking serious? Dont they realize how stupid this is?

[fentarez]

Only in America..

[Guld]

If I was her husband I would sneak out at night and eat it. That would be HILARIOUS.

"hon...what are you eating?"

"CHEESUS!"

[cornwallace]

It's incredible how religious people will use this as "proof" of anything.

[bitemytail]

Stupid, but not rage inducing

[memoguti]

I agree, in fact this should be on a "you laugh, you lose" thread

[FuriKuriKun]

lol stupid ass american christfags

[CreativeBrowsing]

It looks like a fucking cheeto DEAR GOD

[GrinninGoblin]

I made it halfway. Now, ALL OF MY HATE.

[TheBrokeGamer]

What a bunch of idiots.

[LordShagrath]

Goddamnit, this is so fucking retarded, and the best thing is how seriously they present this report

[RupeeClock]

You need to watch Penn & Teller's bullshit, they have an episode about this kind of bullshit, such as one case of the image of Mary in a cheese toasty.

[xwestsdeaznx]

A lowercase 't' is Jesus too!

[DC211228]

lol fox.

[tlx0]

Oh wow, this is so fucking stupid. People like this make me feel ashamed to be american

[ilovemuffins1337]

makes me ashamed to be christian

[Angelos966]

I'm catholic......and I would eat that cheeto

extremist......

[Z4thura]

Fucking moronic Americans.

[Syphro21]

I'm at a loss of words.

Dumb as fucking rocks. If these folks saw Jesus of all things on a cheeto, I cannot imagine what kind of shit they see on everysay objects.

And putting the cheeto on display so more people can see it?

Holy shit.

[quinnaking]

Eat it you dumb bitch!

[Milesthefox]

Stupid white fucking christian

[greenjester27]

This is news? Really?

[Noobtron3000]

LOL CHEEZUS

[jddaman1337]

0 Grams of Jesus!

[lollingnigra]

The best part of this video was DAT NEWS ANCHOR

[Ketsui]

Made it to 0:41. Now a misanthropist.

[cashmoneybabeh92]

oh c'mon..

[ThrashParrot]

Jesus christ

[cloud1986]

...slow news day, huh?

[Mossmage]

Typical Americans. Dumb as rocks.

[BigBen235]

i found him on a cherry condom

[blueeyedMexican]

LOL xD "CHeezus"... and thats why Americans get laughed at

[CheesusMice]

CHEESUS CHRIST! My momma found once found a dildo looking thang, damn idolator!

[Yellow24y]

dawg i been ttaking a shit and it look like jesus! i ain't playing bro

his face is on the shit. now all my homies be coming to ma crib praying to shit jesus

[Sir0Syler]

God bless our snacks if he's in those Cheetos maybe I can find him in our snacks :D

[mazafuka]

that is so stupid!!!

[syracuseking96]

the illuminati shud have wipe ur asses out

[l0gically]

If it starts bleeding, THEN you might have something. A bleeding Cheetoh.

[aarsho]

Cheetigmata.

[SimulacronX]

So Jesus is only worth a fucking piece of crap food, huh?

Go bury your heads in the soil, moronic idiot stupid Bible belt Americans.

[michaelbme]

@SimulacronX

You need to get cheesus in your life.

[gaystud1983]

S T U P I D

[NSKearns]

Oh Please! Americans really need to grip on reality....

[ikhwanazizie]

million dollars Cheetos.

[Falloutmoon]

HAHAHAHA oooh Fox news... They're even better than the Onion...

[ismaelcavazos]

This is great ART! I call the art form ABSTRACT EXTRACTIONISM and is how I invented the Old Man in the Peanut. Simulacra is more about a replica that takes the place of the real object over time and Pareidolia was only first used in 1994 despite micro mirroring macro since the dawn of time. Most words to describe replicas have a bias towards WHY they exist as opposed to just the fact that they do. visit .peanutcarvings. to learn more...

[K0RnR0ws]

n 1867 a man went to go get a newspaper on a sunday in Newyork he came home to find his dogs entrails ripped out and he constently heard phantom music, he went insane. while he was in the insane asylum he still heard the music trying to kill himelf he heard a report that his wife was slaughtered and raped while trying to take his life he was visited by his wifes ghost and the killer of his dog and wife they tortured him.

if you dont copy/paste this on 6 vids you will have the same done to

[oreo1cat]

i wonder how much this will bring on e-bay?

[maynardminion]

uhh, noooo, they can be found in any country, you're stereotyping americans like so many people do, people like the people in this vid are very few and far between in america and the world, unfortunately stupid things like this get attention, and that's what other countries see, you should never stereotype anyone or anything, that's just one step from discrimination, then after that, hatred.

[cminorman]

you ppl are morons..these sort of people can only be found in america...she probably will sell it on e-bay to some poor schmuck...American greed ftw...next!!

[sweetiecandykim]

I found a Jesus looking image in my ice-cream and I live in England. I didn't sell it or even tell the paper, but I have put the pictures on here though :) watch?v=HreYjiUdIGY

[AFreak2005]

fuck

[Jem1146us]

Hey, I know!!!!....Let's all look for a Cheeto shaped like Allah, or Buddah, or maybe even Joseph Smith!!! We could put them on Youtube, then sell them on Ebay, or maybe even EAT THEM!!

[Megadahr]

I found Jesus in a dollop of splooge!

[ScottyDuBois]

FUCK JESUS

[SadStatistic]

i once found a piece of cocaine shaped like jesus

[DARKSAINT5555]

lol this is stupid.

[quanjin1101]

fucking Absurd

[CHARADIUS]

that looks like a Cervix and the falopian conducts

[Thappaz]

dumb christians..

[hubbleydung]

this is retarded

[ezekieloak]

Looks like the Jesus Hippies put something in that town´s water system. These people are stoned!

[Alexilovejoejonas]

ok that's just soooooooo WEIRD! it's a snack!

[13o7]

someone want to chat

this video was good tZ

[bibbles16]

id eat it ha itl be a shocked face for christians

[Nowekian]

that's one fucked-up jesus! Why do they waste news time with this?!

[Javitzso]

Absurd.

[macadoothecat]

thats very cool

god/jesus works in mysteruiys ways