Red vs. Blue New Years Special

[WolfIceSage]

donut: i wanna get bak to the base before midnight to watch the balls drop

tucker: there's only one ball in times square donut!

donut: ...what's times square?

[etrinh00azn]

thumbs up if your watching this in 3056

[pojac2007]

"Karate Chop" is not an acceptable massage technique........thats funny

[supergoat343]

caboose drinks the laundry detergent

[obeliskandra]

is that halo2

[Akkiko]

Tex: 1. Be nicer to (people you know [crossed out]) me. 2. Continue to hurt (others) Tucker. 3. A little makeup never killed anybody. 4. "Karate Chop" is not an acceptable massage technique. 5. She meant nothing to me. ((?)) 6. How many times are we going to have this argument?

[andresthe1st]

What were the suggestions for Tex? And Tucker's?

[andresthe1st]

What were the suggestions for Tex?

[afk222]

Donut: I sure hope this battle ends soon. I wanna get back before midnight so I can watch the balls drop.

Tucker: There's only one ball in Times Square Donut.

Donut: What's Times Square?

HAHA

[PeterBluth]

And I Happy New Years to everyone in the universe!

[jamesleeryan09]

Sarge: Simmons will control on his anger...

Simmons: God damn it I Dont have an anger issue!!!!

[KingCharltonHeston]

Hehehehehehehehehe, funny!

[deutscheinvasion]

"I gotta be back at the base by midnight so I can see the balls drop"

"Theres only one ball in times square Donut"

What's times square?"

XD

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

i think simmons' resolution is an in joke for gus

[1996catfish]

does anyone know the name of the video where the one guy says AHH BLUE I JUST SAW YOU NAKED! please tell me asap!

[ladydragon767]

Donut talking like pepe le pu is win.

[WHKMart88]

You know, I don't think I've ever seen the Blues in a full on attack against the Reds before. They actually seem more effective than the Reds.

Caboose rules!

[WHKMart88]

You know, I don't think I've ever seen the Blues in a full on attack against the Reds like that before. I think they're more effective than the Reds.

Caboose...you rule.

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Church's Resolution Suggetions for CABOOSE

1. Stop drinking the laundry detergent

2 (Photo of puppy)

3. (I can't read it)

[PIKACHU49386]

Lol New Year's Eve is my birthday  :)

[catclaw357]

What did each of those resolution posters that Church made say?

[mmakid98]

i think i am invisible

[TheWaluigiman1]

If my calculations are correct to sister who traveled in lightspeed for 800 years, to her it was about 8 days long...... the perfect amount of time for a retarded person to screw up a space ship.

[rapter9800]

@TheWaluigiman1 Shouldn't time stand still for you when you're traveling at the speed of light?

[PapaT104]

@rapter9800 AtT the speed of light, yes. NEAR the speed of light no. Einstein's theory of relativity prohibits travel AT the speed of light.

[ciaranworceser]

@rapter9800

You can't travel at the speed of light, ever....

[justthatmage]

@rapter9800 technically you'd go back in time

[1Alucarde]

I couldn't read Tex's resolution list, anyone mind telling me what it said?

[Hinatazuki]

@1Alucarde can't read Tucker's either

[greenscreenn00bster]

I wouldn't like to drink imitation 7-up and rubbing alcohol.

[Kyon9854]

What's Times Square? =]

[vinappleinc]

i love blue team

[KuyaGalela49]

"i hope this year isnt as long as last year" lmfao

[TheBestlyMan]

eating hoe hoes funny

[ravenwind137]

3:54 Are Caboose and Donut playing? XD

[allwoodklrt]

Ilove RVB!

[nwright420]

y isnt not killing church on the caboose suggestion list

[zverbeten]

i love caboose

[rapter9800]

It's a comedy

[Blueskysummer]

there's a puppy on caboose's suggestion poster XD

[churchluvr13]

immatation 7up. name brands are for suckers!

grifs awesome.

yeah, but caboose is better. wanna know y? because joel p. heyman is really hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥­♥♥♥

[doujinkid]

god dam it BLUEs ur not even hitting anyone. Caboose hold the trigger. Dounut continue what u do best. Church keep nagging. Sarge run away. Tucker aim better. Simmons stand there like an idiot. Tex continue with ur resolution. Grif do what Sarge said and distract. Sheila keep blasting the mountains, rocks, and land.

[MasterMatty1]

suck it red! lol

[jakehocker1234]

wade=caboose

[owwrocks3241]

NO dude that joel

[Snapjinx]

"Sheila calculated the odds of us winning the contest 256 million to one. Actually to point 98. But we rounded up."

lol

[KunaiShark]

what's time square?  LMFAO!

[Goldberg1337]

I picked the wrong day to quit smoking!

[anth0nychavez]

i read this right when i heard it in the video

[1337acecombat]

should quti smoking earlie and drinking and ho hos price less ^^

[codytrees54]

whats times square? XD

[redips626]

XD

Caboose: "i Don't think we should be part of a revolution... I love my country, and we should support our troops..."

Tucker: "Caboose...We are our troops"

what were all the resolutions? i couldn't read them

[Wordplay16]

@redips626 Tex: Be nicer to me A little makeup never killed anybody Karate Chop is not an acceptable massage technique She meant nothing to me How many times are we going to have thsi argument? Tucker: Less talk talked, more walk walked Less talking about the walking. Stop letting caboose drink from the dtergent bottle. that's not helping Stop spending so much Alone time at your rock Caboose: Stop drinking laundry detergent I don't have enough space to write chruch's. you're welcome

[MrTommyDB]

"Where is Church? I can hear him, but I can't see him!"

[Replican815]

what does Church say before he explains the resolution stuff?

[Replican815]

"Excuse me, imitation 7up, name brands are for suckers!" rofl

[jamiejuicejamiejuice]

i don't think we should be apart of a revolution!

[ILoveNejiKun13]

wait im confused now.. who won the contest?

[UchihaHonoo]

CAB00S3 4 PREZ!!! Post this on 3 more RvB vids to support Caboose for president!!!

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

caboose: 1. quit drinking the laundry detergent 2. picture of a puppy 3. pants is not a group activity church: 1. continue to be devastatingly handsome 2. own the room 3. light up the world with your smile 4. don't hate the player 5. tone down sarcasm? eh, fuck that 6. write sixth resolution

[rapter9800]

Nice job

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

tucker:

1. less talk talked, more walk walked

2. less talking about the walking

3. what's with the starch in my shirt man? laundry duty isn't play time. and quit letting Caboose drink from the detergent bottle, that's not helping

4. quit spending so much "alone time" your rock

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

tex:

1. be nicer to me

2. continue to hurt tucker

3. a little makeup never killed anybody

4. karate chop is not an acceptable massage technique

5. she meant nothing to me

6. how many times are we going to have this argument

[cabooseing]

go caboose face the wrong way and be invisible

[Narutard1337]

caboose's resolution(should be):i will be more stupid!

[mcivort]

lol funny

like all red vs blue go tuker!

[slowrunn3r88]

Hahahahahaha Caboose is always there to cheer one up =)

[Duckee7]

lol stop drinking the laundry detergent 2 4o

[jaknife99]

my new years resolution is to be more tolerant to other peoples opinions and ideas

thats a good resolution

it is, and ill kill any one who doesnt agree, lol sarge

[maulman2]

Church

1. epsilion is devistasingly *sp?* ( i dont know the last word.

2.

3. light up the world with your great smile.

4.dont hate the player. (im not sure)

5.Your ___ sarcasm. EN fuck ____

plz respond if you the rest of his list

[awexsome2034]

Grif resolves to quit drinking, smoking, and overeating

Fuck that, I'm no quitter

Also to die.

LOL

[squidsh8pants]

where is church i can hear him but i can't see him i think i am invisable

[aliceofhearts]

"God damnit, I don't have an anger control issue!!"

[yodasaysyo]

could someone tell me how Griffs sister is still alive 800 years later?

[rapter9800]

She traveled in a ship at light speed. Since traveling at light speed stops time, she is still alive, after travelling 800 light years

[kr1spness]

@rapter9800 That was Simmons' explanation but considering they didn't plan to go as far as they did with RvB I think it's safe to say that they weren't exploded into the future, just sent flying a few hundred yards. Why else does no one say they're in the future in Reconstruction, besides in Recreation Donut says the reason they thought they were in the future was because Sarge said since when the bomb went off they were on ice, and since all the ice melted it must've been a long time.

[Isosyth]

how are all the Freelancers still alive?

[zealot416]

um, its just a funny series, why question it?

[Isosyth]

dunno

[amedemaru]

because they are

[maulman2]

the only reason tex is still alive is because shes an a.i./or a "ghost" if u will. since a.i.s are immortal (unless their deleted) they can last pretty much in anyones body. and since sarge build her a robot she, pretty much she cant die unless she was deleted or she dies in an explosion or some sht like tht

[JAKimmerling]

for being Kick ass

[jkidrock13]

Whatch the balls drop.

I'm still rofl ing!

[ball0ketchup]

theres only one ball in times square donut!

whats times square?

hhahahahahahhahahhhahahahaha

[NeoDevilWarrior]

the ending was funny and somewhat scary but mostly funny 5/5 :D

[cptmuffin]

Grif's resolution is to stop smoking, drinking, and overeating.

Fuck that! I'm no quitter!

Also to die.

That's the best line in the vid

[smchgias]

LOL cabooses' list for resolution thing that church made for number 1 it said "stop drinking the luandry diturgent"!

[rapter9800]

That was funny

[Silverstrike021]

" ...I sure hope this battle ends soon, I wanna get back to base before midnight and wach the balls drop..."

"... Theres only one ball in time square donut..."

"...Whats time square?..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO!

[UberFlippy]

"I don't we should be part of a revolution... I think we should support our troops!"

"Caboose, we ARE our troops."

[SClondondude]

love rvb

[Chancechan]

7up and rubbing alcohol

you will forget acquintences that you didn't know you were supposed to forget

[rapter9800]

teehee

[gotcallofduty4]

cabooses page had a puppy on it

[SA5QUA7CH96]

funny vid man

[rapter9800]

i know

[hardeeboy2]

can anyone make out the suggestions for Tex?

[IStalkKirby]

1) Be nicer to people you know. (last three words are scored out, Church wrote 'me')

2) Continue to hurt others. (others is scored out, Church wrote Tucker)

3) A little makeup never hurt anybody.

4) "Karate chop" is not an acceptable message technique.

5) She meant nothing to me.

6) How many times are we going to have this argument?

[soulreaperyoh]

what about tucker?

[IStalkKirby]

1. Less talk talked, more walk walked.

2. Less talking about the walking.

3. What's with the starch in my shirts, man? Laundry duty isn't play time. And quit letting Caboose drink from the detergent bottle. That's not helping.

4. Stop spending so much "alone time" at your rock.

Anyone want Church's or Caboose's? :D

[joetheiceman]

church and cabooses ones are harder to see

[IStalkKirby]

Caboose's:

1) Stop drinking the laundry detergent.

2) picture of a dog

3) Pants are not a "group activity".

Church's won't fit in this post, so another comment...

[IStalkKirby]

Church's:

1) Continue to be devastatingly handsome.

2) Own the room.

3) Light up the world with your smile.

4) Don't hate the player.

5) Tone down sarcasm? Eh, fuck that.

6) Write sixth resolution.

Enjoy, I guess.

[michaudlewis]

what about tex

[giroe]

and tex?

[IStalkKirby]

Already done her, go to full comments page to find it easier.

[giroe]

oh yeah thanks

[maulman2]

ur #3 is wrong hurt should be killed.:)

[princessrunzthishood]

didya know there are 9 players, cause either there is an invisible person inside sheila, or they just prgram it like that

[halofan5520]

"i dont think we should be in a revolution.

I love my country!

SUPPORT THE TROOPS!"

[yorkbagel]

I think I am invisible

[ohthatsexybeast]

i wanna get backin the base be4 midnight, i want to see the balls drop, there is only one ball in times square donut! what is times square? lol

[simojuu]

hey guys, watch the 1# episode its better

[gahyid]

Haha, funny, but a rip off. This ain't Red vs. Blue, the voices are all wrong, None of them are the voices from ANY of the Red vs. Blue before. it's somebodies made up version, in an attempt to be kool or something, I guess.

[dprtd1]

You must be stoned or something, this is the real red vs blue.

[gahyid]

Well, ya, I am a little bit, but unless they changed EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the entire cast, it's not Red Vs. Blue. Lol.

[soulfuric]

That def. wasn't a rip off, I saw it when they first released it :) sounds exactly the same.

[captinjingles]

What are you talking about?  This is RvB. You're insane.

[zdoggy54]

u serious? i think ur lying

[pwnmaster77]

ur an idiot there right for insince sarges voice is right...thumbs down this dumbfucker

[xxxXxxx255]

you must be stupid beyond words if you don't know sarge's voice

[k2ller2abc]

its real, most of them have changed and voice recording tech has gotten better so the voices change

[zzz711]

on caboose's resolution list number 1 was stop drinking laundry deturgent

[Tigereyeftw]

rofllll ahahha this is funny as hell

[ellioabcde]

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[knightsintodreams]

what do the new year resolutions say??? Tucker's "stop spending so much 'alone time' at your rock" made me lol

[lv70rouge]

bow chika bow wow

[UchihaMaster34]

burn the witch! LOL Yu-Gi-Oh abridged

[woodscare]

FUCK THAT!!! I'M NO QUITTER!!

[DocDearden]

Imitation Champange, duh brand names are for suckers

[erikgoya]

but blues would win majorly so long as they have tex, and as for church hes a ghost(or at least he is in this point in time) haha

[erikgoya]

"name brands are for suckers" hahaha so true

[paladin12122]

'Caboose whats your resulotion?" "I don't want to be a part of a revolutuion, I love my country and I think we should support our troops!"

[rapter9800]

Yeah!!!!!

[Manonthe3up]

"Caboose, we ARE our troops." Caboose RULES!

[Kaleb04]

"It's new year's eve revolutionizing time!"

"You will now forget acquaintances that you didn't know you were 'sposed to forget!"

...and Caboose was standing backward XD

[Ghkaf73]

I don't think we should be part of a revolution I love my country and i think we sholud support our troops

Caboose We are the troops

[iammjolnir]

if you pause the video at the resolutions its very funny. tex doesn't wear makeup, Tucker really uses starch in laundry duty, and Caboose drinks from the detergent bottle.

[dzl92]

red vs blue always cheers me up :)

[Goodgdicommander]

Sarge, i have no idea what your talking about, and i already have a feeling this is gonna end badly. *later*

See i told u this was gonna end badly! this was a bad day to stop smoking.....and drinking....and eating hoho's.

[Tayuya8888]

"i sure hope this battle ends soon.i wanna get back to the base before midnight to watch the balls drop."

"theres only one ball in time square doghnut!"

"...whats time square?"

[samiches007]

OMG that had me on the ground laughing XD

[Tayuya8888]

yeah it sorta proved donut was gay XD

[bits355]

i love this one

[battlerifleuser]

"i don't think we should be part of a revolution i love my country and i think we should support our troops"

"caboose we are our troops"

[bits355]

god damit i dont have sn snger control issue

[darknessenchanter]

dude something is wrong with your a key

[slakecoldblade]

oohhhh dear god i hope this year isnt as long as last year

[Thewwekiller]

Awesome upload. RvB series owns.

[rapter9800]

yeah

[rockpakkun]

wat stage is this on halo 3?

[rapter9800]

no, Halo 2

[downbot]

what the heck tex died

[sn0b0arder01]

she turned into a ghost and took over a robot like church did. Watch the whole series

[downbot]

i know ive seen all the series but did you see the last episode

[sn0b0arder01]

yes duh! i don't want to give anything away...

but if she's a ghost then what happened to her in the end couldn't of really happened...

so sad... :(

[yourmaster117]

happy new year, uhmm, a litlle late haha, but anyways, i guess what matters is the...

well this is funny, as ever

[rapter9800]

Damn it! I thought that I posted this video on New Years Day!

[drunkee11]

you posted it right Added: December 31, 2007

Please comment, enjoy, happy New Year:) (less)

Added: December 31, 2007

Category: Comedy

Tags: halo machinima red  vs. blue special episode new years specials

[rapter9800]

you didn't have to add all the info, it says so up there

[Darkhaner]

Look at Donut band Caboose when Church is talking ! GO CABOOSE GO GOOD TEAM (BLUE TEAM)

[nwaster]

haha where is church? i can hear him but i cant see him. lol

[Carboose957naptime]

Tucker caboose Church WOO

[jusforfunn]

donut has a strange obsession of french ppl 4 sum reason!

[jimmykudo222]

lol.church is the best.blue team is the coolest.