Why ExpertVillage sucks.

[10forRP]

Haha awesome parody

[ohioriverfisherman94]

lmao!!!!!!!!! ifi wouldnt of red the tittle iwould of thought it waas a real ev vid! i love the self defence ones they are so good lol the one where they show how to defend against a knife to your throut lmao really i want to push the knife away who wuld of thunk it! what a expert all these idiots need to be locked in a village

[gdrugg2006]

I hope everyone involved in Expert Village eats shit.

[SuperCat]

LOLOLOL that was good

[danoob2110]

man you look like an engineer in TF2

[Amithrius]

5 people post for expertvillage

[quantumquantum]

Nice one, probably more informative than an actual EV vid !

[tallpaulbenedict]

pmsfl theys tears in my eyes

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

youtube should just delete all of expertvillage's videos

they are wasting so much HDD space with there crap

[highcountrytimber]

LMAO ! You made me spit my beer this it to funny.

[weirdflowers]

The only problem is that you didn't split this up into nine separate videos.

[andr3w000]

I LOVE how they have like 50 videos covering one subtopic

[PacoTheMuffinman]

i love when they say that they're going to teach you something and all they end up doing is talking and not doing the one thing they said they would do

[mykidsrank]

GO EXPERT VILLAGE!!!!!

[aelita12345678910]

@mykidsrank fuck off jackass, hes just stating the obvious that everyone knows

[xD0NKEYx]

@aelita12345678910

Not everyone.

But it is pretty obvious.

Despite EV being uber troll, it probably does help some clueless dumbass.

[aelita12345678910]

@xD0NKEYx even your common instict can see how to use that thing! how stupid must you be? or clueless. expert village= troll of the year trophy

[xD0NKEYx]

@aelita12345678910

I agree with you though, I'm pretty sure 99.99% of humanity could figure it out without this stupid video. But trust me, I've seen some REALLY dumb people. And I mean really so fucking dumb that they would be clueless even after this video. It's sad :(

[mcclaffertychris94]

hey its Larry The Cable Guy

[BiggCleve2]

great vid dude.

[kozas0]

They should add a video flag category "Expert village" with subcategories "Stupid" "Retarded" "Uninformative" "Newbie village" and "Trash"

[Rjmorg]

So what can I learn in an expert village video that I can't from common sense or an owners manuel?

[ChadSmith1452]

LOL, perfect! Man this is so unexaggerated it's not even really a parody.

[thefogster61]

With the deft use of Expert Village videos I devolved from being a genius to a witless lemming in just seven hours...

[KeminmaanKauhu]

You forgot to divide this in 10 diffrent segments and even after that this is more informative than any of the notexpertvillage videos...

[stymye]

to be truely expert village-like, you need to chop this up into 1 minute segments with a 15 second commercial at the beginning and annother at the 30 second mark...also repeat the intro for every friggen segment

[KeramatZMode]

got an idea.

meaning of expert village:

1. a dick who don't know about a particular subject, and acts like a teacher (or a clown) about that.

"Jason, you're not a teacher. You're an expertvillage bitch"

[kasumisman]

LOL

[pragzter]

You win sir.

[urmommaisfattt]

It's like they always pause in their videos and talk to you like you're 3 yrs old ya know?

[edy18620]

btw look expert village up in urban dictionary have a good laugh or somebody change the wikipedia pleasee......exper village demands to be sabotaged.

[edy18620]

i cracked up all the way thru the video did you try to upload it over there? make sure the title is how to use a chainsaw lol hahahahh nice one dude props

[urmommaisfattt]

Another thing is that they do is they act like everything is so easy and It's retarted.

[thisisblasphamy]

probably the best spoof/parody on here actually

[alextheflea]

myes youtube should make the "flag uselessness" button

[tcw00]

LOL

[FieryRedDonkeyOfHell]

dude you should have done those long awkward silences before the cutscenes, when the "expert" stares at the camera for about 3 seconds waiting for the scene to change.

[skedder0]

''Hallo, we are from expert village. We teach you to be dumb as heck. Thank you''

[funkybuck]

Lol - hilarious video. Seriously - wtf is up with most of those expert village videos? at least 90% of them are completely useless.... have you guys seen the one of the guy showing us how to fire a gun? his name was john.

search for Squeezing the Trigger : Handgun Target Shooting

[filterguy2525]

I'm convinced Expert Village was created by the CIA to demoralize the public into submission.

[ProfessorEggflesh]

I also noticed that commenting is disabled on their channel. Are they afraid that their sponsors will see how many people hate their channel? If they enabled commenting, I bet within a week there would be at least 1,000 pages worth of negative comments.

[ProfessorEggflesh]

Expert Village has 1.2 billion uploaded views and 671 thousand subscribers, but I wonder how many of those people actually tune into that channel on a regular basis. I've gone there to check out some Halloween prop tips, and found this dweeb explaining in 10 different 2 minute videos how to make something a child would make in Kindergarten while eating their cookies and milk. They are the biggest travesty on YouTube.

[GordonFreeman70]

Expert Village...when I first started watching their videos I knew it was all dumb. Just look at the profile name. "ExpertVillage" .....VILLAGE!!! VILLAGE!!!!!!!! The village idiots!

[pharmajoe990]

It really frustrates me when you search for something, and expert village has something on the subject however it is divided into 231 different videos. I want to know ALL about something, not just bits and pieces, most of the time you can't even find all the parts for one subject

[Shade0591]

Laughed all the way through. Especially loved the pull cord and the "very cool" remark about the chain. But honestly, don't we have millions of tutorials for everything out there? Isn't that kind of why Google is there?

[lololilolalo]

hahahahahahaha

[FlamingFury5]

all their videos teach the opposite of whats right. do they act stupid on purpose or something? its not funny anymore. its becoming a sickness

[theichorvile]

expert village is truly like this. and that is why i support this video and its message.

[CardBoardBoxStudio]

your take on expert village, even though your trying to mock them, is actually so much more informative than any expert village video could ever be. Which is a good thing. They don't even begin to go into as much detail as your already have in your video. I can see that your trying to copy just how stupid the expert village 'village idiots' really are but it seems to be an impossible task. Only the village idiots can create such terrible videos, consider yours educational.

[ProfessorEggflesh]

@CardBoardBoxStudio - I agree, but he did it all in a single 2 1/5-minute video. If this were the real Expert Village, this tutorial would be broken down into 90 1-second videos, if my math is correct.

[ProfessorEggflesh]

@CardBoardBoxStudio Oh yeah, if my math was incorrect, I took a math lesson at Expert Village.

[FLYxBMXR]

And now watch 20 more videos about the same fucing thing!!!

[eruption66]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA SO TRUE

[cortor1234]

lol so trust expert village sucks

[calism23]

Just as useful as most Expert Village videos. Do they not have a moderator?

[WoodChucker81]

They definitely need one!!! :D

[Lokivoid]

@calism23

They dont care, there a youtube partner account so they get cash for every so many views. The more garbage they post the more hits they can accumulate.

[jokacho21]

@calism23 They don't, it's assumed they are experts in whatever they do.

[calism23]

@jokacho21 - Hehehe, yeah. You know, they just may be experts, or at least good at what they do. But, they certainly don't know how to produce videos, or they just drag it out to fill up the a brief and arbitrary time limit for money, or something. But, how can they not be annoyed by their own video work? Baffles me.

[TheDreyelevel]

im here to teach you how to turn on your computer in this segment.all you have to do is say turn the fuck on mother fucker.tune in next time when i teach you how to remove elephant dung off your lips.at a later time i will also teach you how to blow dry your ass hair with a leaf blower.these lesons are not for free and im still waiting for my chainsaw.lol,lol,lol

[WoodChucker81]

@TheDreyelevel I don't know how to use a computer yet you're a terrible teacher, lol.

[ProfessorEggflesh]

@TheDreyelevel - But to be on par with Expert Village's standards, it will take at least 37 videos to cover all of the tutorials you just mentioned.

[TheDreyelevel]

this is a computer.i use a keyboard to type things that i wanna say.a computer is very dangerous.you must be very cautious where you surf.but never fear ,when you surf there are no sharks in this ocean of web sites.i can teach you how to type 3 words in an hr for only a one time fee,your fuckin chainsaw,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol

[BillyBob1041]

There's actually a petition to ban expertvillage from youtube. Just google, "Remove Expert Village from Youtube"

[kittygobark1]

@BillyBob1041 i just signed it 3 times

[ArchDufferJones]

This video is the absolute truth.

[subhunter27]

very funny shit

[HolyGK]

xD This is the most Hilarious video, you are awesome !

[MultiCoolman96]

i watched both videos to c how stupid expert village was, and this had more information! XD lol

[carloslnunez]

Spot-on spoof! Great work, WoodChucker81!

[Trinijones68]

your a comedian genious!

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

lol expert village would probly make a tutorial like this

[MrGiantstpss]

everyday small homeowner saw lol

[AllSmallEngines]

What worries me are videos from Expert Village about chainsaw operation, and electrical wiring.

[sunnydizzle79]

lol i hate expert village too.they are the worst videos..

[walterbrunswick]

Haha. Spot on!

[punkisALIVEagain]

REDNECK

[ed110110]

how did u not burst out laffing while recording this video man,, its genius

[minablock]

lol....i hope this is a spoof is it? if it is its exactly like expert village lol

[WoodChucker81]

Yes.  It's most definitely a spoof. :)

[minablock]

lol its like spot on you could not see the difference

very good job

[WoodChucker81]

Thanks much. I try. :)

[tmbasser]

"This stopper means that anything bad that's about to happen will stop before it happens." -Genius.

[0157jo]

i couldnt agree more, i hate them videos! agh

[TulusKammer]

This is so true, not like ExpertVillage videos, which are so misleading and wrong. One of the worst of all is Sara Noah, I mean she knows so much about playing flute the same as a chicken knows about flying.

[RoyalBlue43]

awesome

[mmmmmarcus]

Lol! great shit! Someone should pay a hacker to find some actual expert village videos gone wrong. and post them on youtube.

[aznpiccplayer123]

@mmmmmarcus: Isn't expertvillage videos gone wrong all of them? XD Oh wait, that'd mean that they're GOOD videos since we all know expertvillage can't do anything right, so their videos gone WRONG are the ones that actually HELP lol

[mmmmmarcus]

no i mean gone wrong, as in horrible accidents. like some dumbass decides to demonstrate a fighting move, and breaks his own arm. stuff like that lol!

[aznpiccplayer123]

yeah i know, but i was trying to make a joke out of them...not that they need help with that lol

[3Fez4]

If you think the chainsaw vid is bad... Try searching either of these two,

"replacing starter"

"replacing serpentine belt"

Same ExpertVillage "expert" posts like 8 vid responses to the same topic, of which all are not too helpful. For the serpentine belt metacog had 1 video better than all of Nate's vids combined *yikes*.

[cooksalot1]

Cracked me up! Only you needed to cut the video into small parts and mix them up since they don't number their segments. Hahaha!

[3Fez4]

I'm yet to find the expert in this village of which he speaks

[digitalcubano]

Right on.  I parodied these terrible ExpertVillage videos in almost the same way when trying to describe to a friend just how laughably useless their videos tend to be.

[treemaninOregon]

Safety Cap. I love it. I need one for my 7 foot long bar- then I will be really safe!

[BethAnne5146]

HA HA GOOD ONE!! Just like Expert Village..

[heli400]

LOL. You pretty much hit the nail on the head with the quality info of their stupid vids. I could get more info from the instruction manual!

[shadowsbindmusic]

hahaha that was awesome XD

[MMDreamer]

very cool chain :-D

[ihossi22]

im going to copy and paste this vid site to every expert village video

[pooper7x]

to start this saw u pull this cord un a upward motion like so... one more time. thats the best part and next time u make a video make sure u use the saftey cap its soooo unsafe to run it with it off. small chainsaw my ass that motor is bigger than whats in my dirtbike

[Orbit915]

lol awesome! thanks for the post

[TheTreeman73]

I used to have an old dolmar years ago,good saw, but the comment about getting one at any store, sucked, you don't buy those at just any store.

[WoodChucker81]

It's a joke!!

[kittygobark1]

heres an idea: lets all start a group thats main purpose is flagging every single one of expert villages stupid vids!!!

[Vstrike149]

@kittygobark1 good idea

[tcw00]

@kittygobark1 Count me in

[mongoferd]

@kittygobark1 Im in!

[aelita12345678910]

@kittygobark1

[strawman007]

LOL This is so true about expertvillage video's! They suck!!! They do more harm than good. ROFLMAO 10/10

[WC9456]

see, what you should have done is divided this video into 30 second fragments. One for talking about the chain and its awesome sawing, one for how to buy one, one for how to start it, one for how to cut wood, one for eating babies etc... like how expert village does it! they make you hunt though there thousands of videos just to find the 2nd video to the series!

[lawnmowerboy48]

You have no idea of what you are talking about. Please stop sucking at life and post info on stuff you know about.

[WoodChucker81]

It's a mockery of actual ExpertVillage videos. They are completely horrible at giving information.

This is only meant to be a joke and not to be taken seriously.

If you search for ExpertVillage videos and watch a few, you'll see what I am talking about.

Thanks for commenting. :)

[mysweetrhodora]

yea take a look at their so called martial arts experts and you'll really have a laugh at all of the lies they tell

[fakiir]

haha! so true... and so sad that those videos claim to be "experts". look up some of the archery expertvillage videos sometime if you really want to laugh at pointless garbage. ROTFL!

::5 stars::

[JamieG58]

Now that's funny!

[LewisYounger16]

ha ha ha ha ha, expertvillage sucks