tired of the same old boooring pizza?... Then try new vertical pizza! BER BURNT Vertical pizza from pizzamaxx its a whole new dimension of deliciousness 8 vertical miles of flavor! (actual hight 12 inches.) Its the only pizza that defies the laws of physics! move over Einstein, theres a new pizza in town! NO not like that: eat it VERTICALLY! For a limited time get one large vertical pizza, 2 bottles of horizontal soda and in visible hot wings! for just 21.95! plus 5 dollars off your choice of...
At :35, it says, "Pizzamaxx is not responsible for loss of equilibrium, epileptic episodes, or space oddyseys resulting from consumption of Vertical Pizza and/or it's sides."
This video is badass. It's so badass that I'm going to shamelessly use it as a stepping stone to promote my shitty website, preservethe80s d o t com (youtube won't let you type a url)
"Pizzamaxx is not responsible for loss of equilibrium, eplieptic episodes, or space odysseys resulting from comsumption of Vertical Pizza and/or its sides." LOL
@Patches4000 To test your theory, i ordered these invisible hot wings. They, in fact, are not visible to the human eye, so i ordered so many to the point where i could see them. They are in fact dead people.
It's rare that I say this about random youtube users that I stumble on, but your stuff seems to be consistantly funny. Keep up the good work man. I am now subscribed. Keep the awesome stuff comin.
Side note - Shreddies have actually done an ad campaign like this called "Diamond Shreddies" in Canada...the videos are brilliant, look em up!
I'll try that and XD when he opened the pizza I actually taugth it was gonna be nit and kickass no he dewstroys my hopes and dreams with ugly pizza!!! LOL pacman would totally enjoy this...well wouldn't the guy climbing the pizza would die hello chees is slipery and not really that much sticked to the pizza.......XD horizontel bottles of soda XD thats stupid LOL!!!!!!
the cheese napkins look good. good video
TheWoodcreekFaction 4 weeks ago
i laughed so hard with the captions on! lol
DrGSouth 1 month ago
I love how the Transcribe Audio doesn't make sense xD
TheMapleSprite 1 month ago
Meat Lover's Choco Stix? ...That actually doesn't sound too bad...
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TeamMHG 2 months ago
go to page 12 and look at patches4000 's comment.
DrGSouth 2 months ago
Sounds like Penn Jillette doing the voice over.
elirosen1391 4 months ago
8 vertical miles of flavor! (actual hight 12 inches.)
DrGSouth 4 months ago
tired of the same old boooring pizza?... Then try new vertical pizza! BER BURNT Vertical pizza from pizzamaxx its a whole new dimension of deliciousness 8 vertical miles of flavor! (actual hight 12 inches.) Its the only pizza that defies the laws of physics! move over Einstein, theres a new pizza in town! NO not like that: eat it VERTICALLY! For a limited time get one large vertical pizza, 2 bottles of horizontal soda and in visible hot wings! for just 21.95! plus 5 dollars off your choice of...
DrGSouth 5 months ago
Fuck vertical pizza, invisible hot wings sounds delicious.
melomonster007 5 months ago
I was eating pizza while watching this, and I did the same thing he did when the narrator told me I was eating it wrong.
alek21496 5 months ago
invisable hot wings?
Namitsukia 6 months ago
At :35, it says, "Pizzamaxx is not responsible for loss of equilibrium, epileptic episodes, or space oddyseys resulting from consumption of Vertical Pizza and/or it's sides."
ccaves6 6 months ago
NOPE STILL WRONG! lmao
Rorix9 6 months ago
AND INVISIBLE HOT WINGS!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA
skullboy813 6 months ago
this makes me cry everytime
greenhornet585 6 months ago
I'll take the invisible hot wings please
jellovendigar 6 months ago
NOPE STLL WRONG BITCH
fgd49v2 6 months ago
I just finished some of that box crust lover pizzas! Mmmm
usrBits 7 months ago
this video is my homepage I've must of viewed this at least 1k times literally
DrGSouth 7 months ago
THEN HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT IT?
xdlugia1 8 months ago 2
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Fuck. Yeah. Pizza.
chunterr39 9 months ago
My girlfriend and I used to reference this all the time. We've broken up now.
This video HURTS MY SOUL.
JMDurden 9 months ago 4
@JMDurden im sorry dude
Patches4000 8 months ago
but what about diagonal breadsticks?
megaexplosions 9 months ago 2
lulz That was pretty damn good.
joe59788 10 months ago
rafflemayo @ 0:05
uniformoctober 10 months ago
Sauce-lovers Pepsi! :) I love the soundeffect voiceover at 0:05 :Verta Pizza! ROTFLOL
assmane999 10 months ago
no! not like that! eat it vertically!........ no! still wrong!
tehkoalainsurgency 11 months ago 2
meh
partisan49 11 months ago
holy shit i LOVE invisible hot wings
naruhina0827 11 months ago
i order a one with salami and bacon
and as dessert cheese lovers napkins
:)
Agakroete45 11 months ago
That is just freakin nasty!
Samv100able 11 months ago
im going to order
(putes on sunglassas)
pizza
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ifxpbjxsucked 11 months ago
This guy should be more famous. Fucking great video
TheIdealCrew 1 year ago
172 people cant eat pizza vertically.
DrGSouth 1 year ago 8
i'll eat the meat lovers choco sticks.
badugi 1 year ago
i cant wait till they come to my city!!!!
omiblingbling 1 year ago
Vetical Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaa
Plantatization 1 year ago
mmmmmmmmmmm vertkal pizza ! ich will auf den vertikal pizza perg steigen XD
bullmax231 1 year ago
mmmmmmmmmm meat loves chocosticks
inuyasha969 1 year ago
VEHHHHHTEPEEEHHZZAA
GreyArmadillo 1 year ago
I can, in no way, say anythng better then the best 2 comments already =(
gungasc 1 year ago 5
this makes me really wanna have n pizza
Agakroete45 1 year ago
i prefer upside down pizza
Rabidmonkey114 1 year ago
I hope the wings come with invincible bleu cheese dip
NotSoNewJesus 1 year ago
Awful
wedamammynuns 1 year ago
horizontal soda is actually pretty good. try it
HotandColdBiscuits 1 year ago
@HotandColdBiscuits it reminds me my last job. I used to drink RC cola every day...
abadipioh 1 year ago
hahaha! wtf!?
Stewiegriffinist 1 year ago
168 people dosen´t know how to EAT IN VERTICAAAAAAL!
ledaandrada 1 year ago
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DrunkenDriverStudios 1 year ago
0:05 What?
singularwave 1 year ago 38
@singularwave it says " verticer pizer" really fast
GiekoGecko123 2 months ago
How ARE you supposed to eat vertical pizza?
Fluffington5 1 year ago
@Fluffington5 from button to top of course. don't you get it?
myoxfermani 1 year ago
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This video is badass. It's so badass that I'm going to shamelessly use it as a stepping stone to promote my shitty website, preservethe80s d o t com (youtube won't let you type a url)
Read preservethe80s and be glad you are not me.
preservethe80s 1 year ago
...the fuck?
MrV902 1 year ago
NOPE, STILL WRONG BITCH
grimelab 1 year ago 2
167 people dont understand how to eat this pizza
Uber400s 1 year ago
Damn those invisible hotwings look AMAZING
BowserGroundon 1 year ago
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personally those invisible hot wings are looking pretty damn good
fusedpower 1 year ago
fantastic ... at last!
aNdYmAtTeR 1 year ago
mmmm meatlovers choco sticks!
RUSTYgarbageCAN2 1 year ago
LOL Hilarious! BTW I'm friends with Ryan, living in Tokyo.
Logicallyrare 1 year ago
LOL Hilarious!
Logicallyrare 1 year ago
beppe grillo for president
TheBifidus 1 year ago
@TheBifidus ummm, how does this have todo with this video??
3210MarioMan 1 year ago
ha vertical pizza is also pussy
MagnumPI4 1 year ago
VRCAL PZZA! :@
Ghafmocro 1 year ago
I'd eat those chocosticks...
LinkinTrapt1 1 year ago
i'd take 2 plz!
demonicDEBACLE 1 year ago
"Pizzamaxx is not responsible for loss of equilibrium, eplieptic episodes, or space odysseys resulting from comsumption of Vertical Pizza and/or its sides." LOL
Tony1090 1 year ago 12
Invisible hot wings?!?!?!?
...Cool!
CartoonsAndGameShows 1 year ago
first thought; wtf
wowconqerer99 1 year ago
excellent.
0:05 VRRCC PZZZA
that einstein part was exactly like a cheesy commercial.
SavageStuff1337 1 year ago 2
@SavageStuff1337 pun intended?
SkeletorElector 1 year ago
0:05 VURTCL PZZUH xDDD
MegaShiny 1 year ago 4
Nope! STILL WRONG!
crystalblade20 1 year ago
Senor Snoozatoli's Pizza
The chef is asleep and cutting himself... lawl.
InvalidAnon 1 year ago
funny
rooseveltsbones 1 year ago
I think i saw this at domino's.
ricardorochaharo 1 year ago
F=MA
force = mass x acceleration at :18
Holyfire10000 1 year ago
mmm that pizza looks so good
a4d2d0 1 year ago
mmmm... Sauce Lovers Pepsi, best damn pop out there!!
MrPimpHat 1 year ago
this has to be the best channel on youtube.
jldkrank 1 year ago
VERRRRRR PIZZGUH
jacobomg 1 year ago 2
in soviet russia pizza eats you
2nekos 1 year ago 6
STILL WRONG!
RTKTS 1 year ago
VERTIKLPIZA
SamBubinski 1 year ago 2
dude im subscribing your material is awesome
fgna87 1 year ago
I accidentally my mind.
Gronzlo 1 year ago 3
i guess pi isnt in this equasion?
thellt1 1 year ago
@thellt1 :|
tylerwatt12 1 year ago
Just the fact that you had RC cola = WIN
xebek 1 year ago
Fuckin' Einstein. Always in the way of pizza.
CarlosIsDown 1 year ago
VERRRRT PIZZZAAAA xD
Marrekas 1 year ago
Invisible hotwings...Oh how yummy ^^ My favorite
OrLoveMe 1 year ago
8 VERTICAL MILES OF FLAVOR!
johnlaneiscool 1 year ago
hah ok damnit, im going to subscribe this is awesome
tonydraws 1 year ago 5
0:06
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BL4CKW4T3RP4RK 1 year ago
sauce lovers pepsi!
LOL!!!
MrCongate 1 year ago
vertical!
johnlaneiscool 1 year ago 2
horazontal soda invisible hot wings roflmao
sparta117corza 1 year ago 5
those cheeselovers napkins look tasty.
atheneskolan 2 years ago 103
@atheneskolan i think the invisable hot wings look DELICIOUS!....or is it just me?
MustContainMyJoy 5 months ago
Very Funny!
jellybellys69 2 years ago
meat lovers choco sticks. hmmm. i would eat that. lol
lilriot121 2 years ago
nice one
gasmostarda000 2 years ago
two bottles of horizontal soda makes me laugh every time!!
cappyjones 2 years ago
noo still wrooong!
majorballer 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAH = lol
iamtheoneandonlyJ 2 years ago
Liked the little Asteroids bit with the pizza slice.
This is just the kind of commercial a chain pizza place makes when they came up with some kind of gimmick food.
FarleyTube 2 years ago
now im hungry xD
ElJack93 2 years ago
personally those invisible hot wings are looking pretty damn good
Patches4000 2 years ago 217
LOL xD
KingKefka 2 years ago
@Patches4000 damn 14 thumbs up
Patches4000 2 years ago
@Patches4000
Dude they taste even better!!!
sapiigor 1 year ago
@Patches4000 To test your theory, i ordered these invisible hot wings. They, in fact, are not visible to the human eye, so i ordered so many to the point where i could see them. They are in fact dead people.
SRB2Pheonix 1 year ago 3
@SRB2Pheonix
Soylent green wings? XD
aNdYmAtTeR 1 year ago
hahaha...oh my god
WyldeWannabe 2 years ago
LOL fuck thats good
mugatu40 2 years ago
i couldn't stop laughing right after he opened the pizza box!
itssmashtastic 2 years ago
i like how the two bottles of horizontal soda is RC hahaa
Lee192w 2 years ago
sauce lovers hahah
LaLLdayEveryDay 2 years ago
hhahaha, thats lolz
KelleyBates 2 years ago
Probably one of the best vids on youtube
silkydude 2 years ago
Looks yummy.
XxXSupaGlueXxX 2 years ago
It's funny, but hell, I'm never gonna buy it, bad deal.
Raidenski 2 years ago 2
It's rare that I say this about random youtube users that I stumble on, but your stuff seems to be consistantly funny. Keep up the good work man. I am now subscribed. Keep the awesome stuff comin.
Side note - Shreddies have actually done an ad campaign like this called "Diamond Shreddies" in Canada...the videos are brilliant, look em up!
Crob 2 years ago 2
haha freaking funny!!! keep it up :D
gosk8day95 2 years ago
two bottles of horizontal soda makes me laugh every time!!
cappyjones 2 years ago 2
lol
poison007p 2 years ago
Win.
EbonyShadow07 2 years ago 4
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absolute shit video!
underpantswedgy 2 years ago
idk. the meat lover's chocolate sticks would be good...
Jake98742 2 years ago 7
absolutely
wiltondeportes 2 years ago
If order is made in store customers must retrieve food from kitchen themselves? rofl best part.
adamgomori90 2 years ago
very funny!! i lke it! haha
sileray777 2 years ago
hahaha you deserved it instien
sonicraybum 2 years ago
instien, no you deserve it.
Naenphus 2 years ago
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GAAY
cornwallisxx 2 years ago
VRRT PIZZ
danny899 2 years ago 4
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haha so stupid!
The1stDirector 2 years ago
0:13 actual hight 12 inches LOL
danny899 2 years ago
0:05
VRRT PIZZEH!!
jmerridew124 2 years ago
hahahaha, PIZZEH
XR6owner 2 years ago
LOL that was my favorite part
japajew6 2 years ago
ITS STILL WRONG!!!!! XDDDD
aN19933 2 years ago
nice
FrostTheWolf1 2 years ago
hahaha! you peopl' are nuts! hahahaha! i like it!
nel0 2 years ago
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cashgoldsilver 2 years ago
cheeselovers napkins ftw
redownse 2 years ago
nope still wrong LMAO
DanielBecker123 2 years ago
OMG........invisible hot wings hells yeah!!!!!
I'll try that and XD when he opened the pizza I actually taugth it was gonna be nit and kickass no he dewstroys my hopes and dreams with ugly pizza!!! LOL pacman would totally enjoy this...well wouldn't the guy climbing the pizza would die hello chees is slipery and not really that much sticked to the pizza.......XD horizontel bottles of soda XD thats stupid LOL!!!!!!
I doupt the kick ass video
Kaplonc!!!!
kurasukei 2 years ago
Stop watching Fred, HE'S MAKING YOU STUPID!
toastedjuice 2 years ago
Stop Watching Jmmy AKA DAMIAN!!!! his making you into a dushy fat hairy ass!!!!!!!!!
kurasukei 2 years ago
Don't know who you are talking about
toastedjuice 2 years ago
still the point is that you are...
kurasukei 2 years ago
Excellent!
jdonvance 2 years ago
i want to eat the meat chocolate thing for some reason....
Sakamachi25 2 years ago 2
actually did look good didnt it? lol
Edbrad 2 years ago
VERTICAL PIZZA!
AWE-SOME!
MoeCristyV16 2 years ago
lol
MadMikeCaged 2 years ago
isn't Vertical up
NarutoXSupreme 2 years ago
I actually imagined a block or stack of pizza. Y'know, like Jenga. Pizza sticks.
Senshuu 2 years ago
LOL... OMG ... ROFL... LMAO
AposMortem 2 years ago
Reminds radio advertisments in San Andreas!!!
Giorgioboo535 2 years ago 7
lol i got a lil layci surprizer or the barfs
Elcabronxenmascarado 2 years ago
I feel like meat lovers chocolate sticks would be delicious some how.
SixArmedSquid 2 years ago
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I fucked your mom vertically.
warrkrymez 2 years ago
xDDD
xX3mokittyXx 2 years ago
Give me a lever and I can move the vertical pizza.
akyeren 2 years ago
No, STILL WRONG!
theAyax 2 years ago 8
Hhm, Invisible hotwings sounds great.
satish890 2 years ago 2
so funny
Jonkmaster 2 years ago 3
to funny
mrpepper800 2 years ago
move over einstein a new pizza in town
dorium021 2 years ago 5
ooh i like cheezy napkinz ooh and carboardlovers crust and especaily sauce luvers soda
AngelHeart1971 2 years ago
no not like that!!! eat it vertically
lawl the expression on his face was priceless
BombingSomeDodongos 2 years ago 2
I'll pick up some invisible hot wings as I ride my invisible bike. rad
comicsggk 2 years ago
lol 0:04
Elsydeonz 2 years ago
wtf? lmao.....!
glasswings21 2 years ago