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  • the cheese napkins look good. good video

  • i laughed so hard with the captions on! lol

  • I love how the Transcribe Audio doesn't make sense xD

  • Meat Lover's Choco Stix? ...That actually doesn't sound too bad...

  • go to page 12 and look at patches4000 's comment.

  • Sounds like Penn Jillette doing the voice over.

  • 8 vertical miles of flavor! (actual hight 12 inches.)

  • tired of the same old boooring pizza?... Then try new vertical pizza! BER BURNT Vertical pizza from pizzamaxx its a whole new dimension of deliciousness 8 vertical miles of flavor! (actual hight 12 inches.) Its the only pizza that defies the laws of physics! move over Einstein, theres a new pizza in town! NO not like that: eat it VERTICALLY! For a limited time get one large vertical pizza, 2 bottles of horizontal soda and in visible hot wings! for just 21.95! plus 5 dollars off your choice of...

  • Fuck vertical pizza, invisible hot wings sounds delicious.

  • I was eating pizza while watching this, and I did the same thing he did when the narrator told me I was eating it wrong.

  • invisable hot wings?

  • At :35, it says, "Pizzamaxx is not responsible for loss of equilibrium, epileptic episodes, or space oddyseys resulting from consumption of Vertical Pizza and/or it's sides."

  • NOPE STILL WRONG! lmao

  • AND INVISIBLE HOT WINGS!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • this makes me cry everytime

  • I'll take the invisible hot wings please

  • NOPE STLL WRONG BITCH

  • I just finished some of that box crust lover pizzas! Mmmm

  • this video is my homepage I've must of viewed this at least 1k times literally

  • THEN HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT IT?

  • My girlfriend and I used to reference this all the time. We've broken up now.

    This video HURTS MY SOUL.

  • @JMDurden im sorry dude

  • but what about diagonal breadsticks?

  • lulz That was pretty damn good.

  • rafflemayo @ 0:05

  • Sauce-lovers Pepsi! :) I love the soundeffect voiceover at 0:05 :Verta Pizza! ROTFLOL

  • no! not like that! eat it vertically!........ no! still wrong!

  • meh

  • holy shit i LOVE invisible hot wings

  • i order a one with salami and bacon

    and as dessert cheese lovers napkins

    :)

  • That is just freakin nasty!

  • im going to order

    (putes on sunglassas)

    pizza

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • This guy should be more famous. Fucking great video

  • 172 people cant eat pizza vertically.

  • i'll eat the meat lovers choco sticks.

  • i cant wait till they come to my city!!!!

  • Vetical Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • mmmmmmmmmmm vertkal pizza ! ich will auf den vertikal pizza perg steigen XD

  • mmmmmmmmmm meat loves chocosticks

  • VEHHHHHTEPEEEHHZZAA

  • I can, in no way, say anythng better then the best 2 comments already =(

  • this makes me really wanna have n pizza

  • i prefer upside down pizza

  • I hope the wings come with invincible bleu cheese dip

  • Awful

  • horizontal soda is actually pretty good. try it

  • @HotandColdBiscuits it reminds me my last job. I used to drink RC cola every day...

  • hahaha! wtf!?

  • 168 people dosen´t know how to EAT IN VERTICAAAAAAL!

  • 0:05 What?

  • @singularwave it says " verticer pizer" really fast

  • How ARE you supposed to eat vertical pizza?

  • @Fluffington5 from button to top of course. don't you get it?

  • ...the fuck?

  • NOPE, STILL WRONG BITCH

  • 167 people dont understand how to eat this pizza

  • Damn those invisible hotwings look AMAZING

  • fantastic ... at last!

  • mmmm meatlovers choco sticks!

  • LOL Hilarious! BTW I'm friends with Ryan, living in Tokyo.

  • LOL Hilarious!

  • beppe grillo for president

  • @TheBifidus ummm, how does this have todo with this video??

  • ha vertical pizza is also pussy

  • VRCAL PZZA! :@

  • I'd eat those chocosticks...

  • i'd take 2 plz!

  • "Pizzamaxx is not responsible for loss of equilibrium, eplieptic episodes, or space odysseys resulting from comsumption of Vertical Pizza and/or its sides." LOL

  • Invisible hot wings?!?!?!?

    ...Cool!

  • first thought; wtf

  • excellent.

    0:05 VRRCC PZZZA

    that einstein part was exactly like a cheesy commercial.

  • @SavageStuff1337 pun intended?

  • 0:05 VURTCL PZZUH xDDD

  • Nope! STILL WRONG!

  • Senor Snoozatoli's Pizza

    The chef is asleep and cutting himself... lawl.

  • funny

  • I think i saw this at domino's.

  • F=MA

    force = mass x acceleration at :18

  • mmm that pizza looks so good

  • mmmm... Sauce Lovers Pepsi, best damn pop out there!!

  • this has to be the best channel on youtube.

  • VERRRRRR PIZZGUH

  • in soviet russia pizza eats you

  • STILL WRONG!

  • VERTIKLPIZA

  • dude im subscribing your material is awesome

  • I accidentally my mind.

  • i guess pi isnt in this equasion?

  • @thellt1 :|

  • Just the fact that you had RC cola = WIN

  • Fuckin' Einstein. Always in the way of pizza.

  • VERRRRT PIZZZAAAA xD

  • Invisible hotwings...Oh how yummy ^^ My favorite

  • 8  VERTICAL MILES OF FLAVOR!

  • hah ok damnit, im going to subscribe this is awesome

  • 0:06

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  • sauce lovers pepsi!

    LOL!!!

  • vertical!

  • horazontal soda invisible hot wings roflmao

  • those cheeselovers napkins look tasty.

  • @atheneskolan i think the invisable hot wings look DELICIOUS!....or is it just me?

  • Very Funny!

  • meat lovers choco sticks. hmmm. i would eat that. lol

  • nice one

  • two bottles of horizontal soda makes me laugh every time!!

  • noo still wrooong!

  • AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHA­AAHHAHAHAHAH = lol

  • Liked the little Asteroids bit with the pizza slice.

    This is just the kind of commercial a chain pizza place makes when they came up with some kind of gimmick food.

  • now im hungry xD

  • personally those invisible hot wings are looking pretty damn good

  • LOL xD

  • @Patches4000 damn 14 thumbs up

  • @Patches4000

    Dude they taste even better!!!

  • @Patches4000 To test your theory, i ordered these invisible hot wings. They, in fact, are not visible to the human eye, so i ordered so many to the point where i could see them. They are in fact dead people.

  • @SRB2Pheonix

    Soylent green wings? XD

  • hahaha...oh my god

  • LOL fuck thats good

  • i couldn't stop laughing right after he opened the pizza box!

  • i like how the two bottles of horizontal soda is RC hahaa

  • sauce lovers hahah

  • hhahaha, thats lolz

  • Probably one of the best vids on youtube

  • Looks yummy.

  • It's funny, but hell, I'm never gonna buy it, bad deal.

  • It's rare that I say this about random youtube users that I stumble on, but your stuff seems to be consistantly funny. Keep up the good work man. I am now subscribed. Keep the awesome stuff comin.

    Side note - Shreddies have actually done an ad campaign like this called "Diamond Shreddies" in Canada...the videos are brilliant, look em up!

  • haha freaking funny!!! keep it up :D

  • two bottles of horizontal soda makes me laugh every time!!

  • lol

  • Win.

  • idk. the meat lover's chocolate sticks would be good...

  • absolutely

  • If order is made in store customers must retrieve food from kitchen themselves? rofl best part.

  • very funny!! i lke it! haha

  • hahaha you deserved it instien

  • instien, no you deserve it.

  • VRRT PIZZ

  • 0:13 actual hight 12 inches LOL

  • 0:05

    VRRT PIZZEH!!

  • hahahaha, PIZZEH

  • LOL that was my favorite part

  • ITS STILL WRONG!!!!! XDDDD

  • nice

  • hahaha! you peopl' are nuts! hahahaha! i like it!

  • cheeselovers napkins ftw

  • nope still wrong LMAO

  • OMG........invisible hot wings hells yeah!!!!!

    I'll try that and XD when he opened the pizza I actually taugth it was gonna be nit and kickass no he dewstroys my hopes and dreams with ugly pizza!!! LOL pacman would totally enjoy this...well wouldn't the guy climbing the pizza would die hello chees is slipery and not really that much sticked to the pizza.......XD horizontel bottles of soda XD thats stupid LOL!!!!!!

    I doupt the kick ass video

    Kaplonc!!!!

  • Stop watching Fred, HE'S MAKING YOU STUPID!

  • Stop Watching Jmmy AKA DAMIAN!!!! his making you into a dushy fat hairy ass!!!!!!!!!

  • Don't know who you are talking about

  • still the point is that you are...

  • Excellent!

  • i want to eat the meat chocolate thing for some reason....

  • actually did look good didnt it? lol

  • VERTICAL PIZZA!

    AWE-SOME!

  • lol

  • isn't Vertical up

  • I actually imagined a block or stack of pizza. Y'know, like Jenga. Pizza sticks.

  • LOL... OMG ... ROFL... LMAO

  • Reminds radio advertisments in San Andreas!!!

  • lol i got a lil layci surprizer or the barfs

  • I feel like meat lovers chocolate sticks would be delicious some how.

  • xDDD

  • Give me a lever and I can move the vertical pizza.

  • No, STILL WRONG!

  • Hhm, Invisible hotwings sounds great.

  • so funny

  • to funny

  • move over einstein a new pizza in town

  • ooh i like cheezy napkinz ooh and carboardlovers crust and especaily sauce luvers soda

  • no not like that!!! eat it vertically

    lawl the expression on his face was priceless

  • I'll pick up some invisible hot wings as I ride my invisible bike. rad

  • lol 0:04

  • wtf? lmao.....!