Hammertime!! [Immortal]

[k0ent]

hammertime ist krieg

[savannahgai912]

@k0ent it is krieg stupid

[Citzen92]

Adolf Nigger.

[Shaft2k6]

Verbrennt die Hexe!!!

[STNEIDERIN]

gilipollas

[jocam32]

immortally gay!!

[Industrialwelder]

Fuck nigger music. black metal -|- !!

[instructure1]

@Industrialwelder It's funny to see ''fuck nigger'' and praise something with the word black in it in the same sentence...

[BrutalOppressor]

@Industrialwelder Fuck you. This song and Black Metal are awesome. 

[b1gbudda]

@BrutalOppressor fuck you they are horrible

[BrutalOppressor]

@b1gbudda Fuck my asshole plzz

[towerfatality]

HELLhammertime!!! x)

[Craplatte]

Now we know what they do when they're not sacrificing goats for beelzebub :-)

[HandPeopleHandPeople]

@Craplatte They aren't that type :P

[Craplatte]

@HandPeopleHandPeople I think so too, they seem to have too much fun to be satanists :-)

[HandPeopleHandPeople]

@Craplatte Well they just sing about cold and dark places, and fictional battles. :D They have lots of fun.

[gody10008000]

shit



[xxlilith666xx]

see now im not gonna be able to keep a straight face while listening to immortal

[WithCompany]

@xxlilith666xx Wait, so you were before?!?

[picolorj]

Haha first time was really syncronized!



[roosswald]

blah, I really expected something funnier, Immortal have a lot potential for that!

[supercuchiflecutu]

ITS TIME TO TROLL THIS WORLD , TRUE BLACK OCCULT PUNK NORWEIGN DANCE

[horriblequin]

looooooooooool ABBATH TIME!!!

[Joetherottinghead]

LMFBABO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shredderfrank]

now that's what i call black entertainment

[efsq]

fail

[dillydefect]

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA



[Szaam]

Let's be honest, the wizard wasn't pulling his weight in this part of the video.

[jmurphy914]

HAHA Hammertime! I love this band for the comic relief they have brought us on youtube! Xd

[GGxBeast]

My brain exploded from the kvltness of this video.

[kimberlymarie21990]

OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GAWD I LOVE YOU! LMFAO!

[Krankfishhead]

:D hahaha :D i love it

and i'm a big immortal fan :D but the video is really funny!

abath would laugh about it too^^

[akaramana]

lol

[agnellone]

ahahaha that was brilliant :D

[Krimghor]

Mc Hammer ist Krieg.

[BZMetaller]

Haha i like it ^^

[DragonRana06]

Wow, OMG WTF, that was funny as hell!

[WcpRS]

music is music,

satanism is gay,

satanists eat shit.

[Slipnotes]

@WcpRS ur mom is ur mom

you are gay because you dont apreciate the choices of other people

you eat shit.

[Immortalicast]

@WcpRS your mum eats Abbath's shit

[DrCornwallis100]

haha, I love them so so much.

[x7Olimacx7]

lol

[maxbelleb13]

вот суки башку бы разебашить

[Duartuss]

mhm...

[ferdyf666]

Como? no -.-U no os riais de los verdaderos videos de música

[Rosovsky88]

hahahaha!!! immortal on drugs))))))

[mollymollusk]

fvcking loling so HARD

[AvengedArsonist]

hmm i guess even black metal bands need get down and dance when its hammertime XD

[darkat3]

Love it ! Piss funny.

[Octane020]

lol yes!

[DBDForever]

Yeah who ever thinks this band is Satanic probly belongs to the PMRC because they are clearly not.

[cheezyridr]

thanx fur teh laffs dudez. me likeded it

[TheNaridill]

Kvlt indeed.

[SheeeepyBarbatus]

Halt! Hammerzeit! I can't believe its been 2 years since we came up with this daz!

[darkhellion]

That was purdy frostbitten i have to say

[DeathKeyboard93]

What time is it??? HAMMERTIME!! LOL

[zosorunes91]

LMFAO

[MsKamioo]

Oh God next it's going to be a Michael Jackson song! He's going to hell anyway, buried in a $30,000 caskets. Immortal's just going to black metal heaven.

[thedishcookiemonster]

immortal :lol:

[medowucha]

The Mr. Crab dance?

cu, w0lf.

[SLIPKNOTmaggot262]

The most Grim and Frostbitten thing I've ever seen. The man with the witch hat just tops it off. Immortal are gods.

[ih8makinusernames]

that was fucking grim...lol

[dachurl87]

hahahahaha!!! usually I dont like when people dog my music in any-way but this is pretty fuckin good-

[dachurl87]

and the shit you listen to is fuckin better? HAHAHA your an IDIOT!

[whahpndlastnight]

Yeah considering it isn't noise. Instruments weren't made to be blatantly thrashed about on without rythm. But most Metalheads disagree and consider it talented anyways. It must suck to be inbred, huh?

[dachurl87]

haha, yeah well, I wouldnt know- go ask your sister,,i mean mom.. i mean cousin- your fucking girlfriend! what would you know anyway-

[valles666]

you obviously dont play a fucking instrument or know anything about music haha fucking looser

[thrashmetalz666]

its only noise when it comes to Gaahl's Gorgoroth... other that, its an atmospheric sound... fucking idiot

[ParalyzerEx]

ALL music is noise. If it wasn't nobody would hear it! lol

[whahpndlastnight]

Wow, biggest shithead here. Music is a variation of sounds. Not "Play as fast and hit whatever you can, so we can be as loud and obnoxious as possible" - Slayer, every death metal band, etc.

[ParalyzerEx]

whahpndlastnight, only shitheads post anti-black metal comments on black metal videos!

and your profile seems to be attracting a lot of negative attention, wonder why....

[whahpndlastnight]

I'm a troll. Its what I do.

[GrimFilth]

now you're done, get back under that stone you came from and stfu.

[whahpndlastnight]

@GrimFilth as if you can make me? Over the internet or in real life you could try your hardest and not be able to.

[GrimFilth]

Music obviously doesn't have anything to do with rhythm or variation of sounds, its all about the artist getting the cash!

Why bother thinking of something new when you can get rich of remixing some successful old shit? tadaaa mainstream was born, enjoy it, cunt!

[whahpndlastnight]

@GrimFilth You are a fucking idiot. Yes, music has everything to do with rythm and variation of sounds. Otherwise, music would sound like a metronome, you fucking palsy. And you can't get successful from remaking old shit, considering thats plagarism. Tadaaa, you're inbred!

[GrimFilth]

omfg look up cynical in a dictionary, and learn to recognize it.

Threatening over the internets is pointless, laughing at you for not recognizing a saying is good enough for me.

And, if you would know anything about music at all, you know remaking/mixing old shit does work.

who's the inbred retard now? americant!

[whahpndlastnight]

I'm sorry... I'm not too sure but... wait, no I'm positive there isn't a single threat in my comment. And btw, you lemme know how many bands make it by plagarising other music, mmkay?

[GrimFilth]

most of us metal heads will know Ten Masked Men..... mmkay? Many starting metal bands often start covering more popular bands, and more popular bands often cover ever more popular bands or other epic songs.. search "Cover Songs List" on google and you'll find most covers only by metal/hardrock bands...

[whahpndlastnight]

Yeah most of you know. Not everybody knows them, k? And by popular, I didn't mean only having to work 1 dayjob on the side of their music playing. I'm talking about everybody knowing who the fuck they are.

[GrimFilth]

oh fuck. now i've got to search... JunkieXL - A Little Less Conversation, artist - Round round, linkin park - numb.. etc. you require at least some musical knowledge to recognize the originals... thanks for making my ears bleed

[whahpndlastnight]

Junkie XL? Yeah I heard they went double platinum for 'A Little Less Conversation." And Linkin Park, you didn't tell me what band they were stealing from.

[zosorunes91]

Amen haha

no rhythm whatsoever...today's music...ehh, not really digging it. XD

[Thunderhorse761]

Lol I love Abbath's head shake on this animation.

[satanshalldie]

what does satan have to do with this video? immortal are not satanists. they are pagans

[Leocidal]

i agree. bands like kampfar are pagans too.

[wormdrink414]

It seems like every metal video I visit has at least one "conversation" pertaining to satanism in the comment section.

[DjNiKoS90]

f u

[dimuuborgir999]

most satanic bands dont talk about the devil because satanist dont worship satan they worship the ideal of satan and a way of life now devil worshipers worship the acctual devil as a person theres a big difference between them

[thekaizer666]

fuckin' well said man, you hit the fuckin' nail. hail to you.

[MayhemFan666]

Thats not entirely true first You said "satanist dont worship satan they whorship the ideal of satan" than you said devil worshipers worship his actual existence which is the exact same thing ,ithink to clarify it all we should establish the fact that Theistic satanists are the true devil worshippers and for laveyan satanists its just his philosophy of satan

[witchinghour666]

no tahts just laveyan satanism

[keyboardarctica]

laveyan satanism? You meen LaVey?

[wario22]

@dimuuborgir999 Satanism is all fine and dandy until you realize half the book is sex rituals

[Gauldoth]

@dimuuborgir999 If only Mayhem and Burzum hadn't started to take that stuff way too seriously.

[arkonastriborg123]

@dimuuborgir999 is their even satan worshippers nowadays

[DrChalkwithering]

@arkonastriborg123 Sure there are. They're all teenagers and they write bad poetry.

[arkonastriborg123]

@DrChalkwithering im talking about real satan buttfucking worshipping not lagay satanism right

[DrChalkwithering]

@arkonastriborg123 It's all just faggoty teenage "fuck you mom and dad!" bullshit and you know it.

[Blasphemouscody666]

@dimuuborgir999 agreed... more than half the human race think satanists worship satan.. then need to be educated

[DrChalkwithering]

@dimuuborgir999 I don't know you or anything about you, save for one thing; you are a massively pretentious faggot.

[Miscegenationify]

@dimuuborgir999 They're not satanists, they are asatru like all black metal bands

[metalheadedtothemax]

@dimuuborgir999 everythings always existed, nothing just..popped up! either way, fuck satan

[handsomegargoyle2]

@metalheadedtothemax YEAH BWOI

[Fluffetftw]

@dimuuborgir999

so satanist dont worship the devil? ever heard of anti-cosmic satanism?

[MudokonAbe]

@dimuuborgir999 except the fuck that both are just bullshit

stay kvlt

[aleantrax]

kkkkkkkkkk bostaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[dethymn]

hahahaha

[MetalCraftGerbil]

my grandad as well as my parents listen to metal

[Powermetal45]

Cuz the way the music sounds. Thats why he say its the "devils music" cuz the way its sounds. If your mom or dad here you playing metal music the first thing will come up to there heads is " devil music"... Every time i play a metal music my mom says " turn that devil music off and im going to take you to church " ..... i hate when she does that....

[Fusuyz]

i love these scenes

[horstherbert35]

xD xD

[ssac01]

i love black metal but what is the deal with abbath and needing people in his videos to wear capes lol

[ChuutRiit]

nowadays it's done for the lulz.

[cachonduty]

ok is funny but no el most humor

[SSlashDementia]

Hahhaahha..

[Feyrhawk]

THIS IS FUNNY!! that death metal gets a bit tiresome

[ArsLunaris]

Too bad it is black metal.

[0crosso0]

death metal?

[Feyrhawk]

ya or whatever the hell you guys call dressing up like KISS and going BLAAARRRAGGGHHHH SATTTAAAANNNN BLAAAARRGGGYYYYYHHH

[GrimFloyo43]

lol, you got owned! getting tired of something you don't even know jackshit about! I bet you never even actively listened to a Metal band, looooossseeeerrr!!

[Powermetal45]

Funny......Immortal are not satanic band.. NON of the lyrics are about satan

[jinj0mafia]

@Powermetal45 read the lyrics in call of the wintermoon album. "for satan my dark soul"

[thewhitezombie666]

@Powermetal45

they worship winter

[TommySalamy]

@Powermetal45 and in fact the first black metal bands werent even satanists, the media gave them that name for the church burnings

[HereticWarfare]

@Powermetal45 Yeah but they are still lame

[Powermetal45]

@HereticWarfare Well, everyone have there taste in music. So If you think there lame then that's cool cuz that's just you. And I respect that.

[daed4]

@Powermetal45 They must be posses with satan to do that.

[alimamma121]

@Powermetal45 exept from all the pentagrams :O

[hagrazz]

@alimamma121 where is there a pentragram?

[alimamma121]

@hagrazz on my posters of Immortal. Ofcourse it has something to do with satanism! maby not in the lyrics but in the human mind!

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

@Powermetal45 To xians, anything "scary" is satanism.

[JessyDevilVendetta]

Black metal immortals an norwigen black metal band

[0crosso0]

yup

[abdul1881]

hhaha nice vid. but what is kvlt?

[hjoermungand]

it's how "true" people use(d) to spell cult :P

[momsbluedress]

It's "troo" not true. Just thought I could help.

[Goathimpalement]

ajahajhajhajhajhahajahjahjha

[TRIARII117]

that was totally kvlt lol

[xXRageAddictXx]

69 Ratings ftw.

[fro768]

hammer:still can't touch this.

[AppleRager]

immortal will always be the best black metal

[twilightced]

You can't touch this!

[AltLys]

The original video is "Call of the Wintermoon" and its way more funny than this crap. And yeah, I was around when Call of... was released originally. It took me MONTHS to track down a dubbed VHS. You fuc_ing youtube generation dont know how lucky you all are!!! >:).....but it will mean so much less to you all to get hold of it. Those around during the early 90's would've experienced a far more pure version of blackmetal than anyone else can ever hope for!!

Looks shit now though doesnt it!

[impaledfan666]

what is this video really called? like whats the name of the song

[v4lkyr]

...and there was an invention in the past called google

[maddne0]

Immortal-Blashyrkh

[AltLys]

"The Call of the Wintermoon" actually. Blashyrkh Mighty Ravendark was a little bit later but there you go....

[maddne0]

shit, you're right of course. What do you want, i'm dumb as a post.

[Sindiel666]

isn't the term "i'm thick as a post"

[maddne0]

well, that you can blame on my poor english. I guess.

[Sindiel666]

nah don't worry i am from the philippines so my english isn't to good

[midgetklown]

lol i love that clip

[Trefalas]

thats cool

[dxz2345]

that is kinda boring that it replys only one clip

[PirateOfTheInternet]

Immortal is hilarious. Deathstars is awesome. Skinny is cool.

[boysarefun]

you know its fine to laugh at it when a band member of a fairly famous band favorites it.

[Daz6662006]

I might be missing something here due to my rather drunken state, but who are you talking about?

[KattCasino]

skinny disco the bassist from deathstars he obviously has a great sence of humour ^^

[XboxNurdsUnite]

LMAO. that was just awesome, thanks

[wickedmeli]

lol Nice one.

[JushinJosh]

I'm suprised none of those pretentious fans have flooded this saying how Immortal are not a joke and Satan shall smite thee. This may be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[mank1nd]

Immortal are not a joke and Satan shall smite thee.

Almost died laughing)))

[Ahelphand]

don't josh around

[Daz6662006]

A few did to be honest, but I deleted their comments LOL I know Immortal themselves would find it funny. They're a cool band but they also have a sense of humour.

I'm actually a big fan of Immortal, I mean no disrespect to them with this video, I just made it for a laugh

[jankendorf]

Sa-weet! xD

[thenorthwind]

I saw the real immortal video that had this part in it, and I almost died laughing..not that the WHOLE video wasnt stupid either.

[AfatPasty]

I find it hard to take black metal seriously.

[thirteenster6]

me 2 but thats why i like it!

[pirathege]

HAHAHAHA!!!