10. Virgin

[biggiesabeast]

the only pussy youve ever seen was a cat or a tucked dick ya arsehole

[Rachelwhite867]

You're weird. I like you!



[zombadude]

HATERS = GUYS WHO LIKE BOTH GENDERS AND ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT ARE WORSE THAT HITLER. REPLY. JUST WATCH.

[AppTricker]

I realy think that he is the 35 year old virgin !!!!!

[DuhFuzee]

Smeagol

[bboyfallout]

i hate u

[blindana88]

wraio malli pasam!

[rocketmonkey1]

HOLY FUCK DUDE WUTS WITH THE CHIMPMONK LAF WTF DUDE

[superleeds2011]

1 word,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­,,,,,GREAT



[Sk8ertim724]

Dude... you are a virgin.. so stfu

[pingpongboy1]

@Sk8ertim724

hes jokin u fag

[Gizmodio92]

looooool... up my white ass you got pussy at 15... you need a simulare idea like that 25 year old guy mate.. coz your a virgin too. admit

[JEFFBURKE100]

hey its the elephant man

[JEFFBURKE100]

dumpster baby.

[JEFFBURKE100]

i have never been near you and im glad cuz i can alredy tell that u smell like balls take a shower ur hair looks like u wash it in grease

[Revolt3212]

I bet you got pussy at 15, goat pussy that is.

[JEFFBURKE100]

theres one point in this were i can honestly say that i have never been soooo mad at any human being in my life thanks ass hole. oh yeah and nice face. creep.

[JEFFBURKE100]

you look like u havent taken a shower in years and shave ur nasty ass beard thing i can see the lice

[Revolt3212]

@JEFFBURKE100 man clearly gets all the chicks, just look him. He's a stud.

[JEFFBURKE100]

@Revolt3212 your right

[allankay12]

@Revolt3212 You know fat chicks need to get laid to.

[JEFFBURKE100]

hey crouts your gay

[JEFFBURKE100]

and balls

[JEFFBURKE100]

pussy as in cat?

[stewie274]

i'm still a virgin, but thank God I'm not on the sad pathetic hopeless ugly ass level as you are. if i was, i might have given up on life by now.

[wowpat92]

dont just send him some idears for videos

[thatguyJDIZZLE]

your so fucking amazing lol

[Snowboard4546]

HAHAHA FAGGOT i bet even ur mom would rather fuck another women then be seen with u its ligit

[MrBluedso]

you were gettin pussy, then you ran out of knock-out gas.

[SunAlienDrop42]

I'm a 20 year old virgin. 

[ginge0610]

u clearly are still a virgin

[thatguyJDIZZLE]

@ginge0610 just because hes fucking awesome and crazy means hes a virgin? you cant truly see the good things in people can you?

[civmaster50]

Idears LMFAO

[POLDUSTLEAD]

Hello! Im not virgin :) see you hohoho

[DannyFoxcroft]

your still a virgin go away

[laldans]

You really shouldn't watch yourself in the mirror when thinking up video titles.

[Alejandro1313sixx]

I bet your the 25 year old virgin!!! Lol

[MegaJohnny121]

VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!

[TrashQueen91]

you need help.

[efarei13]

haaha too much help is needed for him xD

[Avirexwun]

hmmm, is this "friend" of yours actually emm. you?

[shitfed]

u are a fuckin wannnnnkkkkeeeerrrrr! eat shit and die

[Wesker1922]

says you......

[Evanbryner]

He reminds me of my brother.

[thorn1990]

dude ignore them they suck :p

[samster06]

so greasy so grimy

[currahee54]

dude are u on drugs?

[Youbenhaked]

you made that sight for yourself to finally get laid? nice.

[gregstewart45]

you probably sucked your dad off you fat greasy arsehole

[crouts0]

you have to think of youtube as the first time you got laid, you got to say "daddy, are you sure this is ok?"

[SirSplosher]

sarcasm much

[ultimatekeez]

He probably did get pussy at 15, from someone from the special unit.

[leviathan6144]

You were gettin pussy at 15? i do not think so!!

you were gettin raped at 15? yes perhaps for sure!

[TuRdSandwitch18]

he probably was tbh girls r desparate these days lol

[austinpimp21]

dude your probably a 25 yr old virgin. ur best friend is ur hand and after this video u proably beat ur dick with a sock

[yemmawoo]

omg bbz, your so cool! i love you so much, bang me?

[1990Liberality]

Get lost!!!!

[spikie101]

bollocks u had pussy at 15

[laurencream]

ahahaa cute in a funny wayyy

[purplecurtisimo]

i hungry num num num plastic

[crazyd125]

ignore these other guys man your funny as fk lol haha rock on dude

[mattsmith34888]

really man..come on

[vinyljunction]

this guy is a virgin

[Nephillias666]

guy youre great i like you and your vids the allways make me laugh xD

[JayBass1394]

You look like a young, super retarded Bill Bailey.

[Findoloo]

you didnt get pussy at 15 lol, are you even getting it now?

[allankay12]

@Findoloo FAT CHICKS NEED LOVE TO

[kungmauritz]

OMG lol y do u have boobies as a tag?

[theboxedgirl]

This guy would be okay if it weren't for his nasty ass hair.

[xXxDoNk3yPuNcHxXx]

ok iv heard some shit in my life but you geting pussy at 15 YEA RITE ahahahaha

your cat dosnt count ya thick cunt cheerz for that laugh i just had ;)

[1loverock3]

yeah sure a dog pussy xD?

[robsaysfuckyou]

No way this guy has been laid ever!!!

[EngalazinOwninU]

"i was getting pussy at 15" poor dog.

[crouts0]

you actualli made me laugh! well done!

[JEFFBURKE100]

@crouts0 ur a douche bag man get a life u never got pussy i bet u rarely get out of ur house faggot

[MegaCreatedaccount]

@EngalazinOwninU is you chuffed bruv?

[MegaCreatedaccount]

@EngalazinOwninU lmao man didn meean that to you m8

[JmurphOne]

@EngalazinOwninU poor cat*

[johnkim421]

i can smell his breath from here!

[c541tim]

haha....yeah....right....

[theraph]

forcing your cat to fuck you doesnt count as getting pussy.

[lubupower]

lol **i mean i got pussy at 15**!!!!!!!!1

[killerzonekids2]

you to crazy dude

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[ebroome]

you suck anus and fat penises

[naruto5754]

2:55

thats disturbing

[Gennargh]

"i was getting pussy at 15"

he SO raped his cat :/

[ErDerErIs]

is he a little bit crazy ? ô_Ó

[ChesterCheetoz]

did he score yet????????

[ronimacarroni]

As a 19 year old virgin that looks better than you I must say I feel ashamed

._.

[BigBoobLittleBoob]

Your abit loose int head :S

[Sonnythemobster]

1:10 i shit myself

[kelsiebowles]

haha

1:49

[rickyricky2k8]

lol i know dobby240 haha made me piss aswell, well funny that mate! lol, you should try and do a moonwalk like M.J and dress up like him lol that'd be funny.. or dress like star wars nerds and fight lol.

[zikahendrix]

i dont very make a difference between...i mean they are all small guitars....and the strings...

[dobby240]

ah was gettin poosie at fef teen!! XD

[zikahendrix]

you didn't show that ukulele on your left...up....in your collection video

[troubauk]

that's a mandolin

[pizy22]

Pussi at 15? Kid dont tell lies

i'll shoot your mother in the back of the head and phuck the bullet hole until she dies

[gronikthomas12]

WTF?!

[Vokkto]

You're fucking funny man ahahahahahaha

[Java1941]

Your videos are funny but theres no way you have ever gotten any pussy i mean have you saw any mirrors in your lifetime jk im sure you have had sex with plenty of 300 pound girls

[masonnomo2]

lol he was joking about pussy and its funny which is why his videos are titled COMEDY!!!!! so if you dont enjoy his comedy then dont watch it, just subscribe.

[Lemmy008]

Wash your hair,get new glases,shave your face and stop telling lies to your self.The only pussy you ever got is you pocketcasepussi. Go out in the park or in the city and meet friends, mom first make friends and you will see the world in another way.

[Xplorermasta09]

He was getting pissy at 15 for not getting laid. not pussy

[MaxRandall1111]

u were getting pussy at 15...lies

[skinnyskins]

come on max he was using his kazookaylele skills to woo them

[BrainSex79]

you got pussy at 15, looooooool, stop lying to urself its pathetic.........

[awaywiththefairies16]

towards the beginning i thought i like his accent but by the end i feel slightly like i've been sexually abused by him. I feel dirty.

[connyvdmeer]

I doubt you've had pussy when you were fiteen

haha you're funny though

[McSpeedy31]

Alot

[McSpeedy31]

I hate you

[Soi69]

Lets face it would we be shocked if he had 3000000,0000000 images of under 12's on his 6,000,0000 gig hard drive.

[willabberley]

You, sir, are hilarious. Ignore all negative comments, and clean that camera when you're done, you brazen harlot.

[smilie120]

Your a faggot, and you like men. I can gaurantee you that you havent got any pussy yet.. If you have they were probrably blind..

[hyperliteBo]

Thats what i think to! he is yeah, a dumb NERD!

[BrainSex79]

ditto lol

[njfnjfn]

mate how the fuck have you ever seen a pussy ur fuckin ugly

[MarmiteGivesLife]

only pussy u got at 15 was your mothers.

fucking liar

[BrandNewBriefcase]

haha... that was fuckin' great...

[cookiesandslipknot]

You're adorable and funny :D

[biggus90]

getting pussy when you were 15? mate using the internet doens't count you know...

[MarmiteGivesLife]

lol good one

[trueplayer31]

Hey pal, Now alot of people are going to think that im being mean now but im actually saying this for your own good. Your very young and obviously havnt experienced that much of the world yet you are submitting these videos for the world to see and youru making yourself look like a Sad, Pathetic, Greasy loser. Honestly now, you've clearly never had sex and it really grosses me out everytime you claim to have and the 'i was getting it at 15 comment' is just sick.

[reballare]

he had sex with your nan, dont you remember? You should......... you were there too, helping out.

[3724479]

luv wit the camera...yeah ur still a virgin!

[TehWeezar]

you, my friend, have greasy hair. but you're still awesome

:D

[NuclearStrikeEsP]

simplemente lol

[gull19]

why are you complaining about he being a virgen?! ill bet my own shit that your still a virgen! get off youtube you nowlifer! you look like shit man! pussy at age 15? thats bullshit! what kind of pussy? not counting goats and sheeps! fucking retard!

[5immy247]

he's a nolifer and yet ur the one wasting ur time commenting on wot u think is a shit vid

[foraneos]

en español: Pero como eres tan tonto??????

[1992camarorallysport]

pockets your the shit.. you need a U.S tour lol

[FabianWins]

you spelled gay wrong, dumbshit. fuckin idiot.

[terenia1991]

well -.-' I didn't understain all the things you say on these video (I'm spanish so my english isn't very good, so please don't look my mistakes on writing)I have a question for you, Why did you put the word "fin" at the end of the videos??

PD: sorry if I make a lot of mistakes -.-'

[imprendibile]

ma sei scemo ??? ti manca un cromosoma???

[BugsRex]

ijo puta k feo eres y k mal kantas

[thereaperules]

tio...si te grabas tan de cerca...das bastante miedo...xDD

[imanoledp]

todos estos videos d gente k cuenta su vida son iguales, no teneis amigos! dais pena todos jajajaja, y ahora por favor ponedme muchos numeros rojos XDDDD la peña cuenta su vida y luego retoca un poko el video y...¿ Y KE!? JAJA

[kaninhop]

love your accent :)

[CAPTAINCAPSLOCKZ]

then u gonna love united kingdom

[crouts0]

ahem! Scotland! I'm Scottish! I mean, well... Scotland is part of the UK, but its still Scotland!

[CAPTAINCAPSLOCKZ]

ye but i said uk so im kinda right .right?

[kaninhop]

Scots are sexy as hell..!

[TackyFairy]

Hello there!

I bought one of the last cd's off you while you were playing on the royal mile this year, you guys are well funny! Cant find you guys on myspace, you even wrote the link out for me because you guys are so nice and amazing! Haha - i even went and bought chewing gum so you guys could give me change for buying the cd, forgot that! Just found your wee blogs, and NO WAY _ PLAYING 13TH NOTE TOMORROW!!! Im going to a mate's gig there tonight! Well up for coming along tomorrow!

[gamefreakos]

Dude... tell your forhead to stop talking to me... its freaking me out.  lolololololol oh and ur so a virgin

[PapaJohn1191]

Damnit all, wish I could make it to Glasgow by the 30th

[gowiththeflow198]

bro, you ARE the 25 yr old virgin

[HadNiggasLikeWHA]

u is maaaaddd

[punxgr8]

your expecting to get laid when you make out with a camera and post it online?

[cooljaiden1]

lol this guy is the 25 year old virgin, his teeth are discusting and he is so imature. the only pussy he got when he was 15 was from his grandma!

[imanoledp]

ITS TRUE MAN!

[asdisgudny93]

i would soooo have sex with you!

[I3AM0CJ]

i visited that helpavirgin site. no way is he gonna make it.

[davczu]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY - u are such a virgin

[ragga93]

i have 2 say that u r pretty weird ... :o

[juggaz]

Ugly people have sex with each other, that's how.

[karengreta]

i cant believe somebody had sex with you..

[jflisking]

HUUUUUGGE fuckin forehead

[FreshDumbledoreRich]

Awesome vid, man!! THX for uploading

[guitarlord199]

what the fuck is wrong with u. you a fuckin idiot

[Danlig]

You should try to play The Trooper on your ukulele and try to ride a bike same time :O

[AdamHasReturned]

Lol, I'd pay to say that.

[Danlig]

It would be cool wouldnt it?

[lothig79]

Pockets man. Us hacing known each other for a long time, i think i deserve a free CD don't you? It's Ally Leitch's wee cousin Grant, I speak to you on occasion, basically whenever i see you. Which isn't too often.

[TeamDBM]

Can u plz make a vid of u playing King for a day by Green Day on ur awsome Kazookeylele...

Plz plz plz plz plz plz plz....

[milkmiruku]

i checked the info section but couldn't find any information on the pussy you were getting at 15 :(

[crouts0]

hahaha

[Distractinator]

This makes me wish I could actually go to Glasgow on the 30th of this month at the 13th Note.

[esm41]

"anyways, i'm off to beat penguins with waffles!"

[serfox1]

Haha pockets you daft bastard

[kennymelodica]

LMAO Pockets! Yah! You are the best.

[johnburnap]

wish i was in glasgow!

[kbbjcarhart4]

If only I could get to Glasgow on the 30th...

[Giflar]

Lulz :P

[NB5BHVL]

Dude! You can talk about some of the most retarded shit and make it funny as hell LMAO

[Heckytorr]

Your website has the same number of views as this video. Wow.