Demonius X On Failed Relationships and Fleshlights

[Guidone1919]

lmfaooo hahahahahahaha this guy is shottt!!!!!!!!!1

[UNCDub4575]

You drink beer like a bitch

[hightimesbruce]

Does anyone have part 1 of this? I heard it's epic.

[Ln192]

wow sexy body how uch for camshow husky hunk? ;) pm me babe

[Yubera2K10]

WOMEN ARE SUCH WHORES

WHY WONT THEY GO OUT WITH ME?

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[SoCalxSidewinder]

Once you go black we don't want you back!

[Quasipox]

MY WOMAN HATE BLOG

[TheCrinkdude]

he's fat and ugly and all but he does speak the truth haha

[itchywigz]

YOU NASTY PIG YOU AREN'T ENTITLED TO ANYTHING NOT LOVE NOT SEX CERTAINLY NOT DINNER YOU FUGLY WEIRDO

[JoshuaMH1]

"September 2000"

[oopyman]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

[eexlebots]

cold cans for cold hams

[eexlebots]

hot damn

[SNESkelly]

Haha haven't watched this gem in a while.

[thetoecutterr]

"Thomas Edison built electricity"- Damonius x

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

This guy looks like a slightly fatter SpoonyOne/Noah Antwiler.

[LTmattYT]

fuck all these haters up on here demoniusx for life

[Zombiechipz]

STONE COLD PIMP

This guy knows what he's talking about... please master, teach me your ways?

[hipsterwhitetrash]

holy shit faat

[JakeComeauNotFrench]

roman polanski is innocent

[killchain187]

I can hear you getting fatter.

[trailless]

The girl probably went psycho because you came without ever sticking it in. Your fat stomach was covering your penis. Therefore you had sex with your own stomach fat.

[SycoDannnnn]

"The rest is history" Story of why he got fat.

[ly3r]

are you a real person

[jalen441]

Actually, you are a racist, sexist, pathetic, little boy. You can't have love and healthy relationships because you have no idea what those things entail. Have you ever considered that you have bad experiences with women because you and the ones you allegedly get with are emotionally immature? Grow up and find a grown up woman. You'll be amazed at the difference.

[kitchenfromhell]

Can't have pussy. Toss the salad.

:P

[Futurebucks0711]

wat

[Ringo84]

"[a Fleshlight] feels like a real vagina"

Not that you would likely ever know.....

[goodgodyousuck]

How on earth did you ever think posting this video was a good idea?

[FriendJared]

Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity. Thomas Edison built electricity.

[LaraHastings]

this is so sexist it's almost funny. but I really feel for you, it is so sad that you have not gotten any love from women, and that you totally miss the point of sex.

lol?

[beato123]

"I'm not really sexist"... "my comments are very sexist."

"I'm not racist"... *some of the most racist shit I've ever heard*

[deadlypie]

*is this huge fag*

[deadlypie]

*replaces drunk friends with a vlod*

[ZyVonic]

He looks like an Emo Peter Griffon!! He even sounds like him!!!

[ZyVonic]

Whats so sad is while everyone here is trying to snap on the guy, did anyone actually realize that what he's saying about Women is true??

[umadnerd]

*face looks like he swallowed battery acid*

"Sweet as honey, sweet as honey."

[ninmachine109]

SEPTEMBER 2000

[hoorayforjesus]

where the fuck is your upper lip nigger

[Louiethecuban]

click, it, off

[Darut1337]

This guy really hates black cocks.

[deathmetalduke]

Everytime i see a sad bastard like this: I'm thankful

[Planetaryy]

this dudes legit. a piece of shit and he only seems empowered by it.

[NicholasCobalt]

They do get all bent out of shape.

[JezzaaaHD]

the only thing i learnt from this video is how to drink from a can.

[evenyscrewd]

SEPTEMBER 2000

[joe1969812]

He about throwed up 20 times during this video. That mike picks up every noise that fat fucks neck makes. Babble, babble, babble thats all he does, and make puking noises. And talks about drinking beer but never finishes one during a video, in one video just puts it to his mouth and when he puts it down it bubbles over, you know why that happens? He just turned it up and didnt drink anything.GEEK

[breepizzarolls420]

I liked this video because of how ridiculous this guys thought process it

[MinDefect]

every womens dream

[Aarownd]

I disliked this out of principle, too fat.

[Putridprudential]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY

[ChrisBranleh]

I can't believe I watched all 10 minutes of this.

[GrawrawrLPs]

cool chin bro

[bremstone]

"Your cock has been in the same cock that a black mans been in" AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

[bremstone]

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAh this is like a fat version of HUMPMASTERFLEX.

"Im a fat guy to so I can say hes fat and get away with it, its the fat code"

[ContraCommando]

Hey I will agree with him on how it is nasty to stick your penis is vagina that has had black penis. NASTY. It is dirty as hell.

[ContraCommando]

George Ross HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fleshlight? Fuck that shit! That's boring as a muthafucka! Sixty bucks? That's a rip off. For that price I can afford a triple A model quality TJ prostitute or for 3 for the price of 2 on Thursday nights. I need boobs and stuff to grab while I'm bangin tail. Fleshlight can't do that. He is talkin about the emotional annoying bickering that women do. It sounds like he only wants a simple fuck buddy without the emotional attachments. Whatta pointless ass video!

[mogar44]

We built electricity brick by brick.....

[Deghinsea132]

@mogar44 This had me rolling, haha, good one

[joe1969812]

HE SWEATS GRAVY

[joekelmen]

cool story bro but this is not real scum

[joe1969812]

YOU SUCK

[joe1969812]

GEEK!!!!!!

[lovecraft231]

RAILIN' HER SNATCH LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

Oh God, this is hilarious.

[moralreef]

beer is like the nectar of man

[ftwelve12]

This is easily the most quotable video ever uploaded to YouTube. Every single line is amazing.

[olllj]

you failed to not be disgusting very quickly.

[nixco111]

remember, pinky up, stay classy.

[DiscoRocketMan]

lol "railin' her snatch like there's no tomorrow" september 2000: first and last time this man ever felt the warmth of a woman.

[FRmelb]

@DiscoRocketMan he's getting married in a month or so. (was on tosh.0)

[morrowrail]

I'm not racist but let me say some really fucking foul racist shit now.

TYRONE SMITHERS

[MrSeventhElement]

Dude: you are disgusting without even opening your mouth. That burp at the very beginning of your video is disgusting. Your appearance is disgusting. I could continue but I actually have a girlfriend and I'm going to bed now. Thing about that when you fondle your testicles just before you come in a tissue.

[mercifulkyle]

@MrSeventhElement Then you woke up "Captain Shakespeare"

[jalebi]

wat is vaginna???

[moonlightkisu]

"i'm not racist, I have black friends" ROFL

[moonlightkisu]

"i'm not sexist, I just think they are worthless" ...lol

[moonlightkisu]

what nuts woman would with give this loser a blowjob?

[moonlightkisu]

how would this guy know what real pussy feels like?

[tcsdef]

this guy probably doesnt even know what a girl looks like

[bigbeeftomatoes]

my perfect evening involves taking two benadryl and watching this in my bed

[K80Blog]

3:39 smallest burp ever.



[whoochee]

im certain this man has never, EVER, had sex with a real life woman.

[p3on]

@whoochee uhh sorry dude maybe you didnt hear him talk about railing a snatch like theres no tomorrow??

[moonlightkisu]

@whoochee : lol, he hasn't.

[whoochee]

im certain this man has never, EVER, had sex with a real life woman.

[FeelMyShaft]

Pro tip drink a little less play less fleshlight maybe um well nvm your hopeless

[Yourebuying]

... it was good!

[maxchartier]

im sure your parents are very proud of you.

[GiggleHz]

oh snapz, whaling that snatch like theres no tomorrow

[motsew]

im getting too personal with that *closes mouth as giant gut tries to escape*

[theluscioussound]

Woah, just got to the racist part. Maybe not.

[theluscioussound]

Fat or not, this guy is epic.

[alejandroagogo]

need 60 bucks quick

[jimb0b84]

Thomas Edison built electricity. I never knew

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

What a sad, lonely life this guy lives. All I hope is that he's happy with staying in his badly-lit, probably shit-smelling compound complaining about the futility of looking for a girlfriend.

[aarom455]

Your going to owe a fortune to the swear jar

[evenyscrewd]

AHA

[ebntinychatlulz]

I CAME IN MY CONDOM... AND IT FELT WONDERFUL

[EpiDemic117]

tosh = not funny lame american jew.

[umadnerd]

grats on tosh.0 bruh

[EpiDemic117]

@umadnerd tosh is secretly ray William johnsons cousin.

[pacskin]

since 2pac left us... this nigga stepped up.. demonius is the realist nigga out... tell them bitchez!

[InfraredCentipede]

I expected to watch this and see an obese manchild whining about how he can't get a woman.

What I got was...well...I don't know what I got.

[MrStarreh]

The nectar of man is sweet as honey.

[baljot1231]

He sure loves drinking the nectar of man. Look at it dribble down his chin.

[dmxezz]

This is why i love the internet

[annefrankisaho]

gross

[eg2crx]

I could have sworn Chris Farley was dead?

[savage8008]

@eg2crx WOW wtf why are you comparing demonius to chris farley

[eg2crx]

@savage8008 Not comedic-wise. Look wise, yes I am comparing him.

[DiscoRocketMan]

@eg2crx chris farley was actually cool and got laid.

[chilly162]

Gotta love when dudes drop the Nbomb over and over then say they aren't racist. 

[Schwartzhund]

I'm no sexist but SHUTUP AND TAKE IT BITCH! Wow, this is too funny/sad.

[samerinski]

jackoff

[Ianjbrown5]

It puts the lotion on its skin.

[moralreef]

over there by that window on top of the mounds of trash

[Comprised]

Im trying not to be disgusting

[dgarnett1]

More chins than China.

[doomslayer133]

Women want 1 dollar bills?

[Dustjericho]

00:13 you ARE disgusting, how about you get your fat ass into gym or something...

[lenzub]

I'm 100% sure he plays WoW :D Hardcore of Hardcore games.

[trollinirl]

i'm not sexist but....

[r0b0hobo]

I know my condiments are very sexist

[karldoenitz22]

*clearly dislikes the taste of beer* sweet as honey

[wesleyman3]

"My opinions."

[jkerry]

thomas edison built electricity

[randomgeneratedname]

yhayheayheahyeayheahy i want me a piece of that german sausage

[Thisnameistaken100]

kiss the cap and take in the liquids... like this

[ZyVonic]

@Thisnameistaken100 LMAO

[spooned0]

Tyrone Smithers

[morrowrail]

@spooned0 You know Tyrone Smithers? He works at my work.

[vinbroccoli]

Logical advice actually.

[graves47]

demonius is the best internet anything ever

[LambChowder1]

how drunk did he get her

[ShortRoundMcFly72]

Thomas Edison built electricity hmmm

[ShortRoundMcFly72]

This Charming Man

[tryan2252]

women don't want single dollar bills

just sayin

[MrProudtoberacist]

this video is reported

[17Dat]

I saw da Fatfukker. & da Youtubian fuckholes r promotin him. Shty! Whatt fukkin pig. If I wanted 2 kill myself, I'd cut pressure points in meh vains. I inflict physical/emotional?psychoitrac­al pain upon myself. But overeating foods high in calories & fat, with no fukkin protein, carbohydrates, iron, or calcium? That muthafukka most wants 2 die.

[bigbear4228]

Each time you take a drink it looks like your about to explode. It's awesome!!

[FuckingBeatYouUp]

Using a fleshlight is no different from the guys who fuck horses, as an emotional cop out. Welcome to the club DemoniusX

[markothemummy]

salemmmmm the cattttttttttttttt

[SSJ2Starscream]

my friends get fucked over for pussy they fight eachother and get stds not worth it

[Ledzoor]

Fuck. Tard.



[hugenormous420]

Thomas Edison built electricity.

[DCATPYEO]

lol at the thought of him having black friends, or any friends for that matter

[MorganLeFey100]

As a girl saying this you are my hero. Awesome dude!!!!

[Kr4zyKracka]

HAhahaha i love this guy.

[MrToyeman]

hilarious!

[jackspinoza]

oh dear

[Rockafella78]

The faggot is strong in this one.

[FragMaggot77]

@Rockafella78 LMAOOO!!!!

[tontocorazon]

Wow what a sad piece of shit. this man?has never seen a pussy in his life

[Deghinsea132]

@tontocorazon Didn't you watch the video? He just said he was railing dat bitch's snatch like there's no tomorrow. Please pay attention when you are watching a video :p

[tontocorazon]

@Deghinsea132 lol

[tontocorazon]

Wow what a sad piece of shit. this man?has never seen a pussy in his life

[markothemummy]

he sounds like salem off sabrina the teenage witch

[danetucker]

@markothemummy OMG he does.

[grigri43180]

In his newer videos, he claims to have a fiance but yet, he still talks shit about women.

[hightimesbruce]

@grigri43180

Actually, his fiancée is apparently the girl he's talking about here. LOL

[killasaint17]

The only pussy this fat fuck ever see's, is when he looks at himself in the mirror!

[fabianrm998]

9:33- 9:37 ... And that's all the action you're gonna get

[cakefarts]

this is dan lirette

[naramire511]

oh, ok

[rodders0223]

No way has this fat motherfucker got pussy...ever.

What a pathetic loser, talking to himself in his bedroom.

He talks about his job, you haven't got a job you fat welfare case.

He talks about women, motherfucker hasn't had a women ever.

He talks about black people, well look in the mirror you sweaty motherfucker.

He got drunk on half a can, WTF?!

He is like a 12 year old pretending to drink, have sex and be cool, but hes 30?

A tragic case, but an entertaining one.

Thank you....erm....fat guy.

[newcaramrod]

LOOK AT THOSE BABY SIPS. THEN THE CHERRY ON TOP??? HIS BITTER FACE HAHAHAHAHA WAT A FAT PUSSY!!!

[zombiegorilla1141]

this guy doesn't have friends period, girl or guy

[Skinkefar]

i seriously feel sorry for this guy