This review is pretty good though far from my favorite Shitcase Cinema review. Still, I can't believe that it has less than 7k reviews. It should have 70k or even 700k views. None of these reviews seem to have many views.
The woman in the movie, Claire Stansfield, also appeared as a warrior woman on several episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess. And as a teen-ager I was bitterly jealous of her because she was once engaged to Simon LeBon of Duran Duran.:) Great review, by the way:)
This movie (and others, including but not limited to 'Predator') might have been part of the inspirado behind the Half-Life 2 mod 'The Hidden'. Movie prop guys love putting oversized flashlights on guns, especially shotguns. Apparently, they don't realize you can get forearms with built-in flashlights for most models. Otherwise, you can get flashlights that attach to the magazine tube with a clamp. Those are pretty much universal (depending mag tube length).
0:31 M-60E4, aka "the gun of Rambo" (as used by Arnie in 'Commando'). Arnie and Sly both use it wrong. Bill Duke (as Mac) also had an M-60E4 in 'Predator' but he uses it wrong to0. The E4 is shorter than the standard M-60. It was designed to be lighter and more compact (it's still big and heavy compared to something like the M-249 SAW, but it's a GPMG rather than a LMG). The M-60 might not lo0k as intimidating as the GE XM-214 Minigun, but it's chambered for a drastically more powerful round.
speaking of He-Man, you should review that god-awful He-Man movie from the 80's called Masters of the Universe starring Dolph Lundgren (Ivan Drago from Rocky IV) as He-Man.
@freddykruegerfan101 a lot of people say that, but how? It has nothing to do with the other two movies...at most, it could possibly be a strange ass prequel to the movies.
Judging by what I just saw 4.5 out of 10 is a lot kinder than I would've been. Thanks for putting this up, cos now I won't make the mistake of watching the movie.
even the hills have eyes part II was better..xD
TheOutbackProduction 1 week ago
This review is pretty good though far from my favorite Shitcase Cinema review. Still, I can't believe that it has less than 7k reviews. It should have 70k or even 700k views. None of these reviews seem to have many views.
TKDLION 7 months ago
Big bag of dog shit...nicely put...
negrowithabrain 9 months ago
The woman in the movie, Claire Stansfield, also appeared as a warrior woman on several episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess. And as a teen-ager I was bitterly jealous of her because she was once engaged to Simon LeBon of Duran Duran.:) Great review, by the way:)
authoress1 9 months ago
Wes Craven has made his share of shitty films
pretorious700 1 year ago
@pretorious700 he sure has,more crap than good if you ask me
lee0nline1 11 months ago
Good god that lady can't shoot to save her life! O_O
And how is this guy still alive at the end? I Bet it'll take a Davy Crockett Nuclear Rifle to take him out :3
flippedoutkyrii 1 year ago
I laughed pretty hard when Thor/Mutant He-Man fell off the plane.
This was pretty bad, I only watched it because Craven had some involvement. A mistake on my part.
MisterOCD 1 year ago
3:59 made me fucking flinch. I've had a similar experience to that :/
666brandon666 1 year ago 3
@666brandon666 Ouch! It makes me cringe every time I see that part.
shitcasecinema 1 year ago 3
so poor movie
Stealthway 1 year ago
This movie (and others, including but not limited to 'Predator') might have been part of the inspirado behind the Half-Life 2 mod 'The Hidden'. Movie prop guys love putting oversized flashlights on guns, especially shotguns. Apparently, they don't realize you can get forearms with built-in flashlights for most models. Otherwise, you can get flashlights that attach to the magazine tube with a clamp. Those are pretty much universal (depending mag tube length).
5:09 You said "funnily!" XD
IggyHazard 1 year ago
0:31 M-60E4, aka "the gun of Rambo" (as used by Arnie in 'Commando'). Arnie and Sly both use it wrong. Bill Duke (as Mac) also had an M-60E4 in 'Predator' but he uses it wrong to0. The E4 is shorter than the standard M-60. It was designed to be lighter and more compact (it's still big and heavy compared to something like the M-249 SAW, but it's a GPMG rather than a LMG). The M-60 might not lo0k as intimidating as the GE XM-214 Minigun, but it's chambered for a drastically more powerful round.
IggyHazard 1 year ago
this is cliched:awful movie,great review.
gorance2000 1 year ago
loved ur review, well funny!
harvester87 2 years ago
what's the movie on 0:34 ? please answer man :)
hardkok79 2 years ago
It looks like Guyver: Dark Hero to me :) Or Commando, the 34 second mark shows both mate ;)
shitcasecinema 2 years ago
mutant He-Man, LOL
speaking of He-Man, you should review that god-awful He-Man movie from the 80's called Masters of the Universe starring Dolph Lundgren (Ivan Drago from Rocky IV) as He-Man.
gabboep1995 2 years ago
Yeah mate, the Masters of the Universe movie is on the list for season 3 ;)
shitcasecinema 2 years ago 2
thanks. :)
gabboep1995 2 years ago
@shitcasecinema dolph rocks!
hugeackman 1 year ago
this is actually the hills have eyes 3
freddykruegerfan101 2 years ago 5
@freddykruegerfan101 a lot of people say that, but how? It has nothing to do with the other two movies...at most, it could possibly be a strange ass prequel to the movies.
AustinTyWeir 1 year ago
i agree so terrible i must see...
zguy876 2 years ago
A.K.A. , "The Hills Still Have Eyes" ,"The Hills Have Eyes 3", and "The Outpost"... So Terrible I must see it
SlasherFiend13 2 years ago
good review. i wont watch it so thanks for the heads up! the review was good because of the heman insert and also "what!", also "okayyyy.."
iwonwalker1285 2 years ago
One film I wil be giving a miss I think! Wes Creaven,how could you man!
wakeylad107 2 years ago
Judging by what I just saw 4.5 out of 10 is a lot kinder than I would've been. Thanks for putting this up, cos now I won't make the mistake of watching the movie.
well donw Shitcase 10/10
arprodexec 2 years ago
I never heard of this one Shitcase. Most certainly a huge pile of cinemavommit, yrrkkk, foul indeeed! (Wes Ceaven sucks b*lls)
luxenfux 2 years ago
holy shit, that toe thing ouch!
crazywillie 2 years ago