Curb Your Enthusiasm Clip

[SuperStray27]

jeff's "no" at 0:23 is so gay

[Chacha5678]

17 people crap standing up

[phewwhataloonie]

God gave us mental filters for a reason. Without them we sound like Larry David.

He makes Soupy Sales look like classic comedy.

[WinterKingdomWolves]

16 people pissed on their own shoes.

[1bIgFaTsOnOfAbItCh]

LOL!! I saw this episode, this is hilarious.

[knexlegomatt]

No its 0:50

[knexlegomatt]

its 0:52

[knexlegomatt]

When i first saw this episode almost laughed my head off.

5:20 "Ya crap standing up?" Funny

[DrPoon]

I love Jeff's shocked reaction to the whole thing.

[bAboppers]

what song is that in the beginning of the video?

[ShivDes123]

U crap standing up

[charborne]

Do you crap standing up? HA!

[FiftyTonBullet]

I crap sitting up.

[yay78900]

I pee sitting down too when i am at home. Even most urinals cause splash back. The best place to pee is outside.

[wheelzwheela]

super dave

[brain4aheart]

kindof grim, ide rather not watch i guess

[TheProphiting1]

" hey buddy, when your peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' stuff. " oh larry.......

[KnotFrost25debbie]

you crap standing up!? xD

[ronspyder]

Starring Carlos Bianchi and John Goodman!!! hahahah

[Deflaybourisc]

Funkhouser, rocks. He's brilliant in arrested development too

[liquidfire213]

i met him in an airport bathroom, he has a wide stance

[phatguyinalilcote]

any dick can piss on the floor but it takes a real asshole to shit on the ceiling. saw that on a bathroom wall.

[jaygravi]

A lot of people don't appreciate funkhouser, but i think he is hilarious

[j24800]

lol super dave at the end

[drmak3r]

is not a prick his a schmuck

[ROLLitOVERmySOUL87]

"I'M READING ALOT OF STUFF!" LMAO the facial expression and inflection...LD is legendary

[SharksKid]

I divide my time equally between sitting on the bowl or standing at the sink. As for crapping, I do that outside and wipe myself with leaves.

[fascit]

"20 times!?!" Hahahahahahahah!

[Daniill35]

I pee sittin down, im not afraid to say it, im confident in my sexuality, and if another man has a problem about how i piss, who's the gay looking one, not me.

[lerikhkl]

Same here, have been doing it all my life, standing up just isn't my thing.. I think it is more common than you might think, just that no-one dares to admit it for some strange reason :)

[wisted]

It's a great idea, actually!!

[6663000]

hahaha

[Robmyster73]

peeing sitting down prevents the pee shot from dividing and going all over the place...Larry is SO damn funny

[antitommy]

Sometimes when I'm not paying attention, I accidentally pee through the gap between the toilet and toilet seat and it gets on the back of my pants or on my leg! It sucks so much, so I always have to designate one hand to keeping my urine stream aimed in the right direction.

Doublestreaming hasn't really done me that kind of harm.

[demarspeed199]

lol "you crap standing up?"

[tdd87]

i hate marty funkhouser

[bloggo1]

isn't that Super Dave Osbourne?

[michaeld5]

Yes.

He does other things in his career you know.

[bloggo1]

gee whiz, i never knew!!

[shimpanzee1]

Ya funkhouser is a cocksucker for sure, not giving up his extra seat at the game because it belonged to his dead father...what a prick!

[6663000]

Funkhouser is hilarious.

[fsroor]

Funkhouser & L.D they rule ::)

[WKaliber1]

i pee in the sink

[Adventurestud]

Now he just needs a cape and my vision will be complete! Heh heh heh.

[poochi1976]

Larry with a cane LOL. I love L.D. You know he hates stand up because of hecklers he use to deal with before Seinfeld.

Well, we made our first video ever, it's for the Jamie Kennedy contest called "JUST SAY NO TO HECKLING" with Larry in mind. Please do check it out! Thanks!

[frozenstrawbs]

i pee sitting down

[born2bewild100]

i pee sitting down? how u ever tried it? no! lol!

[cerzule]

Funny stuff!

[typhonsentra]

It's just more convenient. You can immediately switch to crapping if need be.

[DarthAtheos666]

lol

[pboisei]

you crap standing up

[typercrazed]

i hate when people quote the video, ur so fucking gay

[aremdivad]

yes they are but hey can ya blame them

[jculver2]

"I came for my sneaker"!!!!!! Hahaha..this show is great!

[tommywm24]

"I went to pee and the seat was up"

[StephenKuma]

i love when jeff pauses "20..times?"

[KingPyroManiac]

obviously he craps sitting down marty!if i had to assume he sits for both cuz hes a lazy sun of a bitch

[taylorrox30]

"why do you pee sitting down? do you crap sitting up?" rotfol

[lesliesk84]

I love Marty Funkhouser!!

[keldawg456]

marty is super dave!!! HAHA

[spotdogg12]

Yep...Albert Brooks' brother...

[Spyr0theDragon]

You crap standing up? XD

[brvandal]

"you crap standing up?"

HAHAHAHHA, fuckin love dave!

[Laughinggirl3221]

lol that was totally funny!

~Laughinggirl<333

[spbrhs07]

LMAO!!! THIS IS AMAZIGN!!!

[nighty90]

lol this is hilarious xD

[parkourkidey]

so freaking funny, "you crap standing up" haha!!!

[ickyspanky]

charlie, now that i know u like Curb Your Enthusiasm, i like u even more.

[6891706]

funny!!!

[Abby09a28]

"you crap standing up?"

LMAO!!!!!!

[LeagueOfGentlemen]

that is the best end line i have ever seen.

[dreforsleep]

the way jeff says no is friggin hilarious

amazingest show ever

[MattLB19]

when you're peeing all over your shoe, i'm learning something.

[HarryNRubin]

Your Crap standing up; Larry your the best

[Konny18]

..."I'm Readin' Alotta' Stuff"

[nukka1212]

u obviuosly said that just to see if people would ride u on it. no one hates this show

[unocname]

ur cleary a friggin noob nukka rosseneri is right this show sux a funeral is funnier. Scrubs OWNS Curb your mother

[tomkat28]

omg this show is my fav!!!!!!!! cant beet jewish humor i love larry david

Rosseneri22FaNaTiC go suck a dick you piece'o'shit lawlzzz

[Rosseneri22FaNaTiC]

u and mister larry cumface can watch as ur moms suck my cock

[greensleeves32]

I crap standing up!

Broken Tongues Music

[saunderscowie]

LOLOL

[321ilikecheese]

larry david is the funniest american comedian

[YellingInMyEar]

Hey buddy, while you're peeing all over your shoe, i'm learning something

[yosuferene]

funny show

[8989tom8989]

"Why do you pee sitting down, you crap standing up" -0:52 LFAO!!!!!!!!!

[Aivopieru]

Fuck me thats funny

[iyeqwrtu]

yeah I know, common knowledge

[Brittania520]

"Whats that have to do with you?" Great :)

[Patriot2572]

great show

[iyeqwrtu]

the script sounds alot like a Seinfeld-Costanza bit.

[toolbag1222]

thats because larry david was the writer for seinfeld

[andyreidsweight]

and because george costanza was inspired by Larry David's personality. Incase you havent realized alot of the actors from seinfeld appear on this show and besides this show being the best show on tv period (much like seinfeld was), its basically an R rated verion of seinfeld

[iyeqwrtu]

yeah, I KNOW. But this bit in particular reminds me of Seinfeld

[commentkid69]

DUH! LD wrote most of Seinfeld. CYE will never reach Seinfeld, but it is the funniest stuff on tv right now. LD is SICK in the head; no fuckin joke. How he thinks of some of this shit...I will never know. Fav one has got to be the "Survivor" one!

[funny7muffin]

jason alexander said that he would go to larry david a lot and be like "this is funny but its so unrealistic. this would never happen to someone" and ld says "whataya talking about? this happened to me!" lol i love both shows so much

[Donutmangreen]

crap standing up? lol I love it (==

[gautamrs]

you crap standing up? LOL!

[Sinistertino]

hahahahahahaha

[sainters7]

I'm reading alot of stuff!

[shahoney]

you crap standing up? the most hilarious ever

[kenyaqueen]

i love love love this show

[emissaryoftheadams]

i pee sitting down too.

[mrseanster]

"you crap standing up"

god, i freakin love super dave.

[bluerisk]

Larry says it always four times. ;)

[lesliesk84]

FUNNY SHIZNIT!

[killswitchfan89]

lmao you pee siting down????????????

[BertLuvsBeer]

hahaha LMFAO!!! thts soo funny!!! love this show its halarious!

but does anyone kno wut season this clip is from??

[nyg99]

season 4 - the weatherman

[BertLuvsBeer]

thanks!

[jamesy1984cole]

good old marty funkhouser..

[mbug159]

I LOVE THIS MAN

[Squeaky1423]

Lol!

[sirsaltyshark]

Larry David is Flippin awesome!!!

[kirkgarlandjr]

you get to read...wow

[deezvids]

Do you crap standing up? LOL!!!

[scottccTV]

This show is great!

[LikeYoung]

Hey buddy, when your peeing all over your shoe, Im learning something!

[Ben121974]

Best damned comment of the entire episode! LOL!!!

[deniro999]

genius oh brother genius

[NationsRose]

This is great. Of course I was originally going to play Larry David in the Curb pilot but I turned it down in favour of the role that every actor wants - the sea captain in Twelfth Night.

[groovyboomstick]

September 2007. P.S. If you like "Curb Your Enthusiasm" look at my video, "My Friend Hates Curb Your Enthusiasm"

[wardrobe89]

I didn't know there was a new season coming out. This is the best news Iv'e heard all year!

[missomen18]

I love curb...ahhh

[ALIENFETUS]

hahahahha that is the funniest one I've seen to date.. AHAHAAHAHAH.

[Teetsiepoo]

Great stuff !

[deion19]

Dude, if you have the time, you should make a clip of the part where he goes to the bathroom and you hear the water splash and he says "soakin wet! hurt my back" lmao

[azuki1982]

pee sittting down and crap standing up,yeah

[chiefchumley]

shit is absolutely hilarious. I've seen the five seasons at least 4 times. It's great to see liberals with a sense of humour about themselves.

[RoboticG]

Liberals HAVE a sense of humor. It's the god fearing neocon assholes who don't.

[chiefchumley]

I didn't say liberals don't have a sense of humor. I said they don't usually have a sense of humor about themselves.

[Halex500]

haha Larry David pees sitting down

[EnemyNo1]

which episode is that??

[GoBlue208]

episode 34, the weatherman

[beatlerut]

funny stuff!! thanks for posting it. please add my video response of larry having a bad pot experience as it is hilarious!! remember the scene where he smokes pot with his dad and the hooker and then goes to the bathroom and hallucinates!!! hope you accept it!

[hellomoto00001]

do u crap standing up?

[brunao]

hahahahahaha

[moozles]

I actually do pee sitting down sometimes when I'm too lazy to aim

[Davey4]

i always sit unless at a urinal... aimings to hard XD

[kram1210]

Larry david rulessssssss

[here4ever]

Great idea. I do that to because that way you don't have to pea on the toilet frame and clean it up.

[ChaseEdmunds243]

exactly, and everything else Larry David said

[wiggitywok]

great great show

[zidaneizmyhero]

this is my favorite show in the hole world

[tooheys1968]

"do you crap standing up"

[Wiltothemax]

hey, I pee sitting down. it's great. And I usually get through my EGM while i am at it.

[foghorn125]

ohhh man what a show

[TriFF51]

just started watching this show the other day, i freaking love it...got first 3 seasons on dvd. Genius! Larry Davids expressions always make me laugh.

[johnykoop]

theres loads of british comedy like this...

[kenpeel]

Nothing else like it.

[spanishprisoner]

Only Larry David can do this kind of comedy so perfect.

[nicklivingston]

Extremely funny!!! Television gold!!!!

[RuebenBennett]

do you crap standing up?

[mrpossibilities]

I sometimes pee siting down... if I'm too sleepy or tired.

[seanyboyrebel]

(who cares)

[mrpossibilities]

Hmmmm, I do

[accadacca666]

hahaha! Man Larry David truly is a genius

[carlitosg86]

carlos bianchi

[shaun186ohio]

you crap standing up lol

[salmen530]

I'm a huge fan of Seinfeld, I have the whole collection on DVD, but I'm staring to like this show more. I didn't think Larry David could do it again. You crap standing up hahaha.

[Geordie1927]

dont watch it then, the fact is that curb your enthusiasm is the best comedy show around

[johnykoop]

the editing is predictable and not very well timed

[gabe25591]

Well, if YOU find the editing predictable yet not very well timed, surely that means you have no sense of timing for editing...?

[nickelcatherine]

This is hilarious.Larry is da man.

[rwinston]

Does anyone know what is the music at the start of this clip?

[rich1980]

its off an old Italian bank advert that Larry David happen to hear, he liked it and so he had it for his show.

[BobGunderson]

It is pretty handy for late nights when you wake up having to pee and you're still drunk.

[Minorfifth]

haha yeh man thats so true, hahaha, yeh man dude well done,

its the same when your high too from taking too much drugs dude, hahah so true

[ryokomasaki]

Lmao. I love that episode. xD

[prowres]

A conversation I have unfortunatly never found myself a part of.

[albanianamc]

why do you pee sitting down-you crap sitting up LOL

[foghorn125]

hahaha greatttt show

[MRthoughtfull]

"You crap standing up?" LOL

[jinkyjam7]

hey fuck u