Fleshlight: How does it work?

[MrCloudmane]

I want one of these so bad

[DavidCCCP]

haha, virgins for life

[JHKH4]

Lol forever alone

[fumecollector]

i wanna have one! how much in peso? im tired of using my hands so elementary LOL

[Bob2IzIcon]

Motherfucker this is the greatest invention ever.

[KeshnerfFilms]

wat

[BoticPlaysGames]

forever alone

[ultimategameplayer14]

fake and gay

[emayshar]

@ultimategameplayer14 Ah great, another gay person. So wanna PM a bit?

[tacoo570000]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[Rudunnx]

@tacoo570000 if you are twelwe, you should not be registered on youtube.

[Al0neStillAlive]

@Rudunnx two things guy. 12 year old can use Youtube and this person was making a joke.

It's a meme and only retards don't know that. Look it up kid.

[Rudunnx]

@Al0neStillAlive Haha. You think that everyone has to know all memes on the internet? And those who don't know them are retards? I have a little theory about people calling other people "retards" :-)

[Al0neStillAlive]

@Rudunnx It's not everyday you see someone get trolled so hard by that particular meme. I found it rather amusing you found the need to make your comment. Since when are kids not aloud to use youtube guy?

[terrance179]

@tacoo570000 go away

[glutaminepowder]

@tacoo570000 the most awsome inventoin

[ZombieKiller123097]

I'm 14 and not aloud to have sex so can someone buy this for me?? :)

[mrhozer]

@ZombieKiller123097 Ask santa kid HAHAHAHA

[Th3King86]

Did you know that they now have a fleshlight that connects to the USB port on you pc which allows you to interact with adult games like 3D Sex Villa. The girl in the game responds to you fucking the usb device. XD

[TheAkatsuki10]

@Th3King86 I heard about that and I'm still waiting for it to become available

[Th3King86]

@TheAkatsuki10 sad

[leredsock]

lol. as if anyone is gonna bother cleaning it, let alone re-use it.

[KeshnerfFilms]

@leredsock For $55 hell yea they'ed clean it.

[callmesmorz]

i want one

[Gram547]

How the fuck did i get here ?

[Gam3tipz]

Mee 2 xD

[RyanFreeman96]

LOL I'm 15 yo .. :)

[Karwan1989R]

Very Nice.



[woweasyguides]

Shhhh don't talk so loud my mom might hear

[aulus92]

Kevin sent me.

[BelleAmelie]

Oh man, can you imagine if someone mistook it for a real flashlight and took it on a night walk or something? "IT WON'T SHINE! D:"

[Kinespojken]

I've got the weirdest boner right now...

[tangypasta]

lol imagine taking it to a camping trip or something mistaking it for a real flashlight. Awkward when someones borrows it.

[Matthaeus8]

guys who buy this shit are sad people

[Kushburnindaily]

@Matthaeus8 how so? most girls have vibrators why cant a guy have a fleshlight just cause you have one doesnt mean you dont get pussy it beats masterbating with lotion lol

[1Robin2Huud9]

Hahahaha



[NikzVby]

i like my pussy cold and dead... wait what.. This isnt skype chat

[IAMmrJOEYJOEJOE]

Kevin Smith brought me here

[BACKDRAFT2009]

does Wal-Mart sells this?

[ForzaFiorentinaRM]

Better than porn. :D

[WatervilleTC2]

great, durable products! 

[rctriplefresh5]

instead of soaking the fleshlight in a large bowl, can isut fill the fleshlight case with warm water and let it sit in there for a few minutes before using? also instead of lube can i just use water haha.dont feel lie purchasing lube..i just bought an stu excited to try it as right now im single ha.

[JairoSennin]

03223

[sheehanz]

wow..!! i guess if a girl had a cock she would buy a fleshlight..

[WolffeGaming]

I jacked off to this.

[Ashyey]

I like how us girls can have all the toys and dildos we want and no one cares but if a guy uses his own toy he's desperate xD

[Al0neStillAlive]

@Ashyey I agree. I bought an old girlfriend a vibrating dildo once because I thought it would be fun to use on her (it was btw) and I have never even considered this. I think a lot of men are used to fapping with our hands or just getting laid.

I have known about fleshlight for a long time but recently after viewing videos like this I have to say.. I am very interested :D and if some dildo using girl is going to look down on me for it so be it.

[gibbcurt]

awww.... i was really looking forward to a super funny top comment.

[matemate7]

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wow....

[apa1234567891011]

@matemate7 Men looking up male sex toys? Who would have thought...

[hawaiiloco]

when it soaked in the water....queef!lol

[magimicsss]

too much wives suck not good...

[eliteslayerkillamaja]

now they jsut have to make a flesh lamp and a flesh lantern

[jdeen19]

this is only for desperate men :D lol :D

[vivelapoutine4]

@jdeen19 1,948,835 views and 250 like.... thats alot of desperate men XD

[addoralive]

Fleshlights are good alternatives, especially if you are craving for sex. Using this sex toy is better than jerking with your hand.

[apa1234567891011]

Dear god buy this thing! My girlfriend doesn't feel like fucking while she is on her period. During that week this thing is amazing, so much better then to just jerk off. Well worth the money.

[josjikawa]

so, do u guys just wank with it like usually or do u jam it between your bed and thrust it in?

[laphonda239]

BUY THIS. this thing is fucking sick. it feels exactly like a real vagina..

[MoortenJ]

@CalamardoTesticals Just cut it off...

[MsDevilishkiss]

amazing demonstration of the fleshlight.

[MrProDizzle]

creepy 

[AlltimeTrance]

I don't get it. Girls can have a thousand dildos but a guy can't have 1 fleshlight.

Just get one, chicks dig it anyway in my experience.

[AlltimeTrance]

I've bought one, and I don't give a fuck what anyone says.

If a bird can have a Hitachi Magic Wand, i'm having one of these.

[Zoivei]

@AlltimeTrance So are they worth buying lol?

[AlltimeTrance]

@Zoivei

Well I just got mine in the post today. And yeah it's pretty dam good actually.

The major benefit I can for see is that's closer to being with a bird than wanking.

So it's pretty good practice, for the times you are with a honey.

[sega31098]

...Just get a real woman...

[Ferny209]

I won't need it a life time... I hope.

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@Ferny209 It's for people who struggle to get laid, fuck off.

[AlltimeTrance]

@corruptorCEREBRUM

I agree and disagree, I think some guys will buy this because they struggle to get laid, but I bought one because I'm open minded willing to experiment, and chicks find it hot to watch it going down anyway.

The dudes on xhamster get a lot of use out of them. lol.

[LaraCroftTwins]

Is It Bad To Have A Boner?

[TheTestsubject20]

forever alone!!!

[ferhatdurdu]

süperrrr

[LJJ23ARSRUL]

0:58 hahaha !!!

[Dancing88Mike]

I wen't ape shit when I was 20 and bought about 4 to 5 different sleeves including the Puma Swede one when I was crazy about her.

[xXEllaLovesYouuXx]

I wish I had a dick, I really wanna try this. :/

[SYRUPnSPRITE]

me and my friend do DP to it...were not gay cause we dont let our balls touch....

[Malisready]

I'm a lesbian.. & I want one of these! O_0

[ekb1967]

if you use soap it breaks down the material that the fleshlight is made of idiot

[samsoner]

WASH IT OUT WITH SOAP AND WATER! What the fuck is this "warm water" bullshit? Nothing's worse than smelling days-old jizzle.

[lol5ify]

why am i watching this?

[2k7Roni]

@lol5ify because u searched it and u want it so bad

[lol5ify]

@2k7Roni how did you get here?

[2k7Roni]

@lol5ify cuz i was horny

[TheStickUpKid187]

i think it's sad that we men have to use this product, because women are fucken bitches and don't want to have sex. Not only that, it takes a lot of effort and skills to get a chick in bed.

[nor94]

Gee, I hope that I logged out from my yt account so I won't have this vid in my hist... zoinks!

[pexeq]

@nor94 are you afraid of what others think about you? poor guy.

[nor94]

@pexeq Do you think I was serious? poor guy.

[zDeQz]

LOOLOLOL

[keyinregulushentai]

These things are too expensive. $80, ouch. Just hire a prostitute.

[WhatUGawkinAt]

I soak mine in acid :D

[d1YamiTora1b]

Hahaha stupid... Go fuck girls XDD

[pcgamer010]

@d1YamiTora1b Hahaha XDDDDDDDD

Fuck off you spastic.

[d1YamiTora1b]

@pcgamer010 Fool. I don't need it. I have a girlfriend.

[zeiren]

@d1YamiTora1b

hahha for this you are watching this video... your left/right hands don't is your girlfirend

[HascalsToxin]

what da fuck

[TheJugsGaming]

oh yeah!

[jleon1985]

It doesn't feel anything like a real vag, but it feels pretty good. It doesn't warm up like they said. I bought one but lost interest, on occasion i'll use it. You do get a better orgasm than just using your hand. It takes longer to pop, but its a fun experience. Having to hand wash the thing after makes you feel like sad loser. LOL Honestly though it's no different than women using dildos and vibrators. I recommend it for anyone going through a dry spell and is tired of hand jacking it.

[666789443]

I want one!

[MaekinTehCakez]

"use your flashlight until climax"

OH REALY?

[dpa20fl]

wat een kanker ding zeg

[Reublol]

"designed to look like an ordinary flashlight..." that's 4 times the size? lol

[fuckinganonyfags]

fucking fleshlight, how does it work? Cookies to whoever knows that reference



[619RedSox]

@fuckinganonyfags Magnets are miracles

[fuckinganonyfags]

@619RedSox Haha ^^ Never thought anyone would get that reference! Cookie for you *hands over choc-chip*

[dercssfreak2]

xD if you woman have PMS use this xDD ..or another wife..justsayin

[centristwf]

this thing, specially made for frustrate men

[betowm]

@centristwf : I agree with you. It is very sad... Anyone can feel very depressed after using this thing ...

[MrGizmo757]

i have one of theses. its not that great. the sex in a can product they have the one with the Mini lotus texture insides is the best one they sell. the Flesh light is actually pretty lame. Feels nothing close to real.

[go8888od]

We all know nobody cleans it after use

[dercssfreak2]

@go8888od xD haahahaa

[adamax]

@go8888od Just like the real thing then. LOL!

[familyguyplanet]

@superfredrik123

Have you ever had sex before? Does it feel like the real thing? And also.... where do you live, I want to go to that store.

[familyguyplanet]

@superfredrik123

Really? I wish I were you. How did you get it, please tell me.

[Merytsetesh]

Okay, when they put that thing in the water I kept expecting it to grow like those little sponge dinosaurs.

[xirologik]

Thats a lot of fucking work when you can rub one out in 30 seconds. I can get the real thing by the time that thing is ready and cleaned

[sacofwine]

I guess my parents kitchen is well ventilated enough

[GunArts0231]

eventually you get tired of cleaning it and go back to using your hand

[familyguyplanet]

I'm 12, I want one, but I can't get one :/

[TheMoLEstER9x9]

@familyguyplanet

Haha no but you can get the real deal

[Suplexmaschine]

@familyguyplanet Ask an older Friend to do the Money transfer for you and give him 10 bucks extra for it!

[familyguyplanet]

@Suplexmaschine

Problem is, I don't have a friend old enough to do that.

[Anestheticum]

Youtube player looks like pornhub

[1Suede2]

it needs to be a bumhole.

[ACiDRiFT]

@1Suede2

I went to the site for shits and giggles, and it turns out, they do have a bumhole option. LOL

[PAWNED71]

I want one so bad

[psycho2skater]

it looks like a pussyfish in water

[TheCondemnedProphet]

Can you buy these things in stores.

[2pacalypse25]

haha the joe rogan podcast is brought to you by......

[rekerlol]

i have 20 of these things.



[ZyncheStrikesBack]

I'm horny now

[HaveAScream]

I am so getting one

[dreamscapejanitor]

They really should have said in the instructional video that the fleshlight is not intended for public use. That would have been helpful information to me.

[PleasureSecretsTV]

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[Robin42131]

Also if you already have a picture of someone you want to see nude, try loading her picture into the FalseFlesh Graphic Design Program.

[CrazyInfernape]

@Robin42131 Holy CRAP! o: im totally going to use Marie Constance for the picture :DDDD

thanks dude xDD

[Robin42131]

Do you want to see what someone you know would look like naked? Try taking a clothed picture of her from facebook and loading it into the FalseFlesh software.

[fuzioninfinity]

i want to mount this to the bottom of my desk so i can play world of warcraft and just hump my desk

sorry for my bad english

fuzion from russia

[thecico12345]

@fuzioninfinity hahahahaah that made me laugh so hard!!! Thanks bro! xD

[PleasureSecretsTV]

pleasuresecrets.co.uk

[MrNoookie]

I stop my brothers and put a needle inside >:}

[crippa1983]

Have on, to much work after with cleaning, but its feel pretty nice..

[cornelius600]

What if I can't wait for 2 minutes to warm it up!

[druidwolf11]

lol i want one

[truepridejb]

I wish they could get more people who are hitting puberty this thing. It works, its awesome, its excellent. I got it, and just fucking wow. Thats all i can say. @ 30, the real thing is better, but if the real thing aint available, then this thing is litteraly the best thing you can use. If people just hitting puberty get this, you can perfect your technique before you actually screw for the first time. Which will make you seem like an old pro.

[CrazyInfernape]

@truepridejb LOOOOOOOL true that. I just turned 13, and i need one badly!!

I seriously wish I can get one. But $60 is alot. And I dont even know how to recieve one without my parents finding out LOL

Life Sucks LOOOL

[CrazyInfernape]

@truepridejb but yeah, seriously... they need to make this available for teens. how will they learn to get to know their bodies? how will they learn signs that your about to ejectuate so they dont screw up their first time.

Im sure this wont provoke people to have sex... this is all they need at they're age...

[truepridejb]

@CrazyInfernape It would be the perfect alternative. Conservative parents will get thier kids off having sex with others and the kids get to get off. done solved that problem, next

[CrazyInfernape]

@truepridejb yeah. the problem is thats just YOUR thought process. Im not saying its not true, because it is true. Im just saying parents think it will lead kids to having real sex... Parents treasure their children, and most are afraid to take risks... They dont like taking chances. They're not exactly sure if it'll get their kids off sex, because some kids might still have sex.

Besides, It seems kinda awkward getting a fleshlight from your parents... I rather an older sibling get me one...

[CrazyInfernape]

@truepridejb LOL now that I think of it... Parents giving their teens a Fleshlight would seem kinda irresponsible (and creepy) by nature. I rather get one from my older sister :DD (she's turning 18 in two years...) But I would still think they were cool (but creepy) if they got me one xD

[CrazyInfernape]

@truepridejb im not argueing or saying your wrong. you have a good point. teen years are pretty rough... Masterbation/Sex is a pretty good way to release endorphin's and feel better about your self.

Im just saying parents shouldnt buy they're teens fleshlights, because it would be super akward... Maybe for like a bachelor party or something...

Sex ED class would be perfect...

[ra2yuri4]

why the fuck did this video give me a boner...

[filmaren100]

So how do you get this if your 15 years old?

[EliteDoomer]

@filmaren100 Easy wait 3 years, look up how to make a FiFi/FeeFee until then.

[B3yond3]

@filmaren100 jack your parents credit card ..or sneak the money back into their wallet..theyll never know

[GAMERTEE]

@filmaren100 You don't dumb ass who the fuck buys this you fucking weirdo.

[filmaren100]

@GAMERTEE ha go back to day care looser!

[DelTevynes]

How did I get here?

[GAMERTEE]

@DelTevynes I know i have no fucking clue either

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

i felt one of these when I was in Utopia and it really does feel like a vagina I was like "not virgin guys don't have to force a girl to lose her virginity to experience the feeling of a vagina lol" and since I heard a lot of great reviews about this product I was like "I'm getting this for my future husband" I'm single anyway

[jonizzzzzzzzzzz]

Fucking Fleshlights, how do they work!?

[futurepornstar100]

Mom: hey son wheres your flashlight... I dropped my car keys as I was getting out my car and its somewhere out in the laaaawwwwn...OH.... here it is... right next to your T.V.

Son: Okay mom..... wait! no not that one NOT THAT ONE NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!

[FBFTheRagingWarrior]

OMG ITS Kyle's Mom!

[josejbtube]

looks like Nemo the clown fish in the tank.