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  • This and the Warhammer Exterminatus scene goes togheter nicely.

  • Religion makes no sense...Science is much better at explaining things.

    Atheists believe in science, logic, and reason. Religious people believe in weird superstition and other crazy things.

    There is no god...There is no afterlife...You are on your own.... When you die, your body will just rot into the ground, and you will become worm food.

    This is the truth...Stop deluding yourself with weird medieval superstitions!

  • It would have been hilarious if Pandora industrialized, then Jake lost his avatar legs and he was shipped off to some other planet to colonize them and mine for some other little gray rock called icanthavittanium.

  • i hate it when the top comment is about the other top comment....

  • Lol 0:42

  • *sniffs* I love the smell of CGI in the morning (ROFLMAO)!!!

  • I don't get it --"

  • This isn't the time or place to discuss this. But Avatar describes quite well what Hollywood is if you look closely.

    Very well animated figures, trying to represent an American war effort, in as one sided of a way as possible, trying to make all members of the military look like totally selfish fiends who just want blood with a corporation only wanting some shiny material, and slaughtering a whole people for being different, and raking in the most gross amount in the film industry -_-

  • @YinsShadow You're projecting pretty hard dude.

  • these scientology ads are bullshit

  • @atheist382 that's wonderful but please do us all a favor and not plaster it all over YouTube were here to watch things not to have religious views shoved down our throat.

  • @catcharide56 They couldn't do that because killing the indigenous would have looked bad. Would have meant a lot of extra paperwork.

  • @atheist382 What does this have to do with the video?

  • How the hell am I still related to the top comment, and how the hell does it have nothing to do with the video....

  • LOL

  • That doesn't make any sense at all...

  • Ride of the Valkiries

  • It should have ended right after the opening credits.

  • Jesus you've watched alot of movies

  • what song is that in the beginning

  • @atheist382

    That's your opinion. Who do you think you are trying to "tell people how it is"? The fact of the matter is people will believe what they want with all they got. You really have no place in telling them it's fairy tails.  Truth is you guys try to comprehend the incomprehensible God. The One who is outside the bounds of time. Creator of the universe. You think He is gonna give you understanding about Himself when even Christians can't fathom Him? We fear what we do not understan

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  • avatar es una trilogia!!!

  • in the south park episode dances with smurfs wendy sells a copy of cartmans movie dances with smurfs to james cameron and so avatar was born watch that episode its f**king hilarious

  • Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jake.!

  • why were they knocking down trees again? i dont remember

  • @buttasgone They needed the minerals underneath the tree.

  • 1:52 for voice crack

  • Why didn't they just nuke the planet to begin with? And if it would have destroyed the mineral they were trying to mine, then why not try poison gas or something? It seems like they would have plenty of weapons or tools to work with.

  • Hangover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That's right, Jake Sully never did tell the blue peeps about the billions of dollars of rocks under their homestead. Stupid egotistical James Camerooooon.

  • @ITSONLYMEWATCHING Yeah, James Cameron is kind of an ass.

  • Love the smaell of cgi in the morning! Hahaha!

  • Day 27 - No allies on sight, no communication from the base, running out of food and water...still looking for Elranda's comment.

  • 1:22 DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX

  • wow that was sooooo stupidddd

  • Wow theis Vid is really funny and nice!!!

    Keep it!!!

  • @Dragonemperor15 well there big people

  • I hate it when one of the top comments has to be a reply!

  • @IphoneWise I hate when top comments are replies!

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  • @IphoneWise @NoJustNoStopReally hit see all comments. hit srtg and f. then type in the name. god, this could be so easy.

  • You know.... Those are some big arrows.

  • isn't this how it ended?

  • The the apocolpyse now bit at the bginning :)

  • Ahh i love the smell of SGI in the morning!

    lol

  • Lol at the Giovanni Ribisi cartoon

  • Will they accept to damage their planet and risk their lives just so that some big companies can "mold" the planet earth to their desires? Wouldnt the use of nukes affect the materials they wish to extract? Its understandable that the companies wont accept "no" as an answer.

  • I WAS THE 26,000 person to like the vid!!!

  • @TheKillerClown142 Can't believe that! O_O

  • I think we got the Alien reference, but did anyone get the Lazerforce reference?

  • It should have ended about an hour earlier

  • Love the music in the beginning when they are flying to hometree :)

  • @robbinkarlsson Wagner --- Ride of the Valkyries :D

  • thumbs up if this made you watch the real movie

  • @atheist382 I don't think anybody cares about your opinion; just fuck off.

  • 0:40 not when im still pregnant

  • there should have been a clip of the na'vi enjoying the riches of selling off their planet.

  • Worst HISHE ever. Can you guys come up with something better than stupid nukes? Not to mention that according to Avatar setting the only thing they can drop from the orbit now is their shit))

  • @GLeech83 sigh, it's a reference to Aliens, another James cameron Movie, this line was said by Sigourney Weaver(grace)

  • @GLeech83 You're obviously too stupid to get the reference.

  • @GLeech83 Really?You didnt get the reference?

  • @atheist382 If you're going to talk about the debate between science and religion, please post a comment like this on a video related to the subject. Thank you.

  • Used to earn their trust, to explain what we need... but then I took an arrow to the knee. I'm sorry.

  • @MonsterHunterSnipe dude people are dead because of you

  • @MonsterHunterSnipe IT'S IN THE KNEE GODDAMMIT!

  • Am i the only one that hates the way nateri looks and sounds?

  • Who got the "Aliens" reference at the end? ;D

  • @WaterCrystalline i did lol I laughed so hard XD BILL FREAKIN PAXTON

  • @klophe4 Yeah xD I also loved "What do you mean "they cut the power"?" "How could they cut the power,man?" "They're animals!" :P

  • @WaterCrystalline both of them actually :P

  • @jimmyvon789 Bill Paxton :3

  • @WaterCrystalline Because It's a James Cameron movie and it fit.

  • Avatar shouldnt of started.

  • 8 MILLION VIEWS!

  • Dude! People are dead now!

    Yeah, my bad guys, my bad.

  • Ok a little reality check for all the morons out there:

    1) Many animals, if not all, kill each other for food, territory, sex and so on. Plenty of males kill their own young

    2) Humans can do the above, but at least we're civilized enough to have courts.

    If you want to live in a forest and eat leaves, what are you posting on Youtube for.

    Finally, just enjoy this funny HISHE video. Only a retarded animal would start this debate.

  • the dog on the coffee mug at the start. it's on the doughnut in 2012. on the mouse droid in the empire strikes back. AND on spielberg's hat in indiana jones. all HISHE of course.

  • loool

  • Look they would not understand why the humans needed it. And the other humans may have told them. The point is they would have to destroy the trees to get.

  • They are right!! Jake didn't tell them!!

  • 0:41 is awesome

  • humans are much better. look at those technology we have today, computer, video games, cellphone, laptop, internet, electric guitars, musical instruments 4 rock and roll and other, and military stuff like airplanes, ships, tanks, guns, cannons, missiles, nukes, bombs, helicopters, and many more warfare stuff. i admire them all rather than those avatar blue guys. yes, we are the smartest beings of the living world. heh. who does not admire our technos today, anyway ?

  • @watashiwadaisukithis Uh, did you notice that all of the blue people are slim and fit and healthy, whereas we spend our time using deep-fried chicken as bread. Hello- KFC is producing heart attacks in a box

  • @watashiwadaisukithis Warfare stuff... We don't even really NEED our warfare stuff. Especially nukes. What's the bloody point of destroying a whole city.. for ''self-defense''? geez. I'd rather live in a forest and eat mushrooms and die of food poisoning rather than live in a world of ignorance which is today...

  • @Zandonus look, we can use nukes if we go to space. a nuclear powered spacecraft is more powerful than todays spacecraft.

  • @watashiwadaisukithis Nuclear power isn't enough. We need fusion powered spacecraft. And that stuff is potentially.. very very dangerous ;)

  • @watashiwadaisukithis Everyone has their own opinion, but here's mine.

    I admire animals more than people. They survive without what we have. We harm others over stupid things with the cannons and nukes. Animals fight because they need to in order to get what they need to survive.

    I don't admire the tech of today

    because we harm things with it.

    The animals may be smarter than us, for all you know.

    You can't talk to them, but they may have a better understanding of our WORLD than we do.

  • @shadowbear123

    HELLO!?!?

    I don't think this video has anything to do with animal-loving or hating.

  • @LfromGaiaonline so? I waas just stating my opinion, as i said earlier.

  • @shadowbear123 wait, you dont love your own kind ? you have been a homo sapiens sapiens on your whole life

  • @watashiwadaisukithis I do, but i find myself admiring animal more because, as i said, they get by without what we have. i don't admire our warfare stuff, it was just made to harm people. think about it that way.

  • @shadowbear123

    Then what the heck are you doin on youtube?? Get off the internet and go swim in the creek and eat leaves if your gonna say crap like that.

    PLUS look at the awesome tech used to make the effects in this movie and you dont 'admire' it?? Hahahaha dude just watch the vid and enjoy xD

  • "Dude, people are dead now!" xD

  • @atheist382 You are a jackass. I do not believe in THE GOD but i believe in the Greek Gods and Reincarnation. Just because you cant understant what you cant see doesnt make it any less real. Athiesm is just a way of life and so is christianity. How old are you? Im 15 and your a dickhead. Get a life and stop trying to cause arguements.

  • Why do you have to be horribe, you wont know anything till i kick you in the balls you 15 year old dumb asse. GROW UP AND GET A LIFE AND ACCEPT OTHER OPINIONS AROUND YOU. YOU COCKY MORON 

  • @ellsiebell4 Pahahaha lol, im sooo fucking scared. I did accept his opinion but i merely stated that he was basicaly forcing his opinion on other people. Now, writing in capitals doesnt make you look tough so shut the fuck up and next time, read both comments thoroughly before you make stupid accusations.

  • @atheist382 Nothing against you, but what happens to our brain or thoughts after we die?

  • lol, Ride of the Valkyrie

  • he got deavtivted before he could by sarge guy cammando person granpa

  • maybe they didn't have nukes anymore or other such weapons. possibly earth or a other planet ended having a nuclear war destroying almost all advanced life on it so all such weapons were made illegal and were destroyed.

  • Humans were just smart enough to become the best, the only problem is that we've become intelligent enough to question ourselves.

  • 0:38 Looks like a Loftwing :D

  • now we know how it should have ended. explosions explosions explosions

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  • lol wow.

  • @Elranda FUCK YOU, NOW I NEED TO FIND YOUR COMMENT.

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  • @Arjahn767 FUCK YOU NOW I KNOW ABOUT HER COMMENT SO NOW I NEED TO LOOK FOR IT ARRGGGGG

  • @NoJustNoStopReally and the search for Arjahn767 begins

  • @NoJustNoStopReally

    FUCK YOU, NOW I GOTTA FIND THE COMMENT THAT YOU'RE PISSED AT!!!

    AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGG

  • @NoJustNoStopReally

    And I gotta search 2 comments now -.-.-.-.-.-.-

    commentception

  • @NoJustNoStopReally Fuck now i know about Arjahn767's comment about "her" comment NOW I HAVE TO LOOK FOR BOTH AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG.

  • @NoJustNoStopReally So wait, you're replying to a comment that replied to a coment, which you had to find. So now, we have to find the comment you replied to, to find the comment that person replied to.

    I fucking hate your guts.

  • 0:36 was definitly a pokemon

  • Haha xD

  • 3444 didn't hook up with Nytiri instead =)

  • my bad guys, my bad ...

  • "It the only way to be sure!" LMFAO! i loved that bit hahaha

  • wow. he never told them. THE SHOCK!

  • wait what did they need

  • It should not have existed!

  • gamegloss, exactly what "archetype" should Cameron be trying to make? What's a great story to you?

    Because of the great films, have similar stories in structure and tone, with other old stories. A can attribute great films like The Godfather to Hamlet or Henry V. I can see Romeo & Juliet in EVERY romance. Does this bother people? NO!

    When Cameron does it, it's like the fucking end of the world.

    But, you people just can't appreciate how much better Cameron's storytelling is on film.

  • "i love the smell of CGI in the morning"

    EPIC WIN

  • that's the biggest thing that annoyed me throughout the entire story.. I doubt telling them would have made much of a difference... but still..

  • Should have the humans winning

    

  • why the fuck did i come here from larp battle videos?

  • The musik is wrong

    

  • A visually stunning film with a completely nonsensical plot... I love high concept sic-fi as much as the next guy, but my god, I felt like I came out of that theatre several hundred thousand brain cells short.

  • @gamegloss

    Nonsensical? Cameron's sci-fi plots are always made as practical as possible and Avatar is not the exception.

  • @LukeLovesRose But they tend to follow they same archetype over and over, sometimes it works ( Abyss, Aliens), sometimes it achieves mediocrity ( Terminator 2, Titanic, First blood ) and sometimes it fall flat on its face ( Avatar ).

    The stories aren't practical, they are romantic and most often, simple power plays. I'm not saying that I din't enjoy the film, because I did, but from a purely narrative perspective, Avatar was painful to watch. But you have your interpretation, enjoy it.

  • effects were awesome, story was the same as pocahontas

  • fkn awesum

  • Lay skyrim or any fantasy fiction game including Halo in five years you'll understand how stupid it is

  • I used to annoy people by claiming to take arrows to the knees ending the rampage of false things I claim to have done and never did....until I took a penis up the butt.....PLEASE QUIT WITHT THE ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES, YOUR A NERD IF YOU P

  • @CalvinLeeTV u fag!

  • Lol @ the nuke thing.

    Avatar makes no sense. I just watch it like it's a fantasy movie because there are so many inconsistencies it's not even worth calling JC out on it...

  • @hellomate639 Well, that's good, because it is a fantasy movie. (sci-fi, fantasy, whatever.)

  • @TheIzabot

    When I say fantasy, I mean I exclude it from Sci-Fi since it just doesn't make sense. I think of Star Wars as fantasy. I suspend judgement for fantasy: I don't nearly as much for what I consider to be sci-fi.

  • @hellomate639 Fair enough. I just lump most sci-fi into fantasy, unless, of course, it's relatively plausible.

  • hahaha lol

  • sorry for this question but... what where those minerals used for ?

  • @ZinXlX Super conductors

  • @Sentinalh thanks

  • HAHAHA; game over man xD

  • "dude, people are DEAD now!"

  • lol...the moive was crap...this is actually good

  • Oh shut up with the arrow to the knee crap its getting annoying and old and its not funny when ppl spam it in like every video smh..

  • I once starred in Avatar...then I took an arrow to the knee

  • @ZandroidProductions ??????? you're gay right

  • THhhh, I love the smell of CGI in the morning too :D

  • ok im back and im mad

  • I can't believe that they're making sequels to this, they're going to be so bad.

  • I don't think it would've ended even if Jake did tell them why he originally came.As a side note, I can't believe that James Cameron came up with the idea for this movie in like 1994, then waited a decade for technology to catch up to his vision. Flippin' amazing right dere. I hope any sequels live up to this one :P

  • game oOver

  • not while i'm still breathi..........blaaaaaaaaamm­mm

  • Last part was from Aliens ;)

  • ok im going to take the greatest shit of my life and when i come back this better be the top comment ok :)

  • @mhuemmert22 no

  • What a fuck do i fuck with

  • My lawn mower is red with silver wheels.

  • Actually,it would be better if the movie never existed.

  • @vadarman9906 stfu, you really must be a sad person if you don't like avatar.