I generally have positive opinions of games, and even I have to take notice of this game's problems. There are just so many things that it doesn't do, and the controls are too goddamn stiff.
24:23 "THIS IS UNCONTROLLABLE! THE GAME! CAN NOT BE! CONTROLLED BY HUMAN REFLEXES ALONE! I NEED A PROGRAM TO SLOW DOWN THE MOVEMENT OF THE JOYSTICK SO IT DOSE NOT GO MORE THEN A 1 SENSITIVATY LEVEL IN ETHER DERECTION!" "Your too slow!" "MOTHER OF SHIT!"
Did anyone else notice ring pods in front of where Sonic starts the Mach Speed zone? With Sonic's turning, how is he supposed to get it without falling?
Is there no lightspeed dash in this game? Every time I see that line of rings over that downhill ramp in part 2 of Radical Train, I keep thinking you can do a lightspeed dash there.
No, see, the implication is that Sonic is still running all the way through the load screen. It explains why the areas on either side look nothing like one another; Sonic has enough time to get to other side of the world.
Ah man, I laughed so hard I teared up a little. I gotta say, you are a stronger man than I Pokecapn. I would have thrown something through the TV if I had to play this level.
I think the most amazing thing about Sonic Colors is that its Quick Step sections are basically exactly what was mentioned in the vid--Mach Speed Zones with GOOD controls.
Sonic, why do you need to speed up? You're the fastest hedgehog alive. You don't need to speed up, your regular pace is enough to catch that train, save the princess, run to the castle, and have time to spare to get some chili dogs.
Bottom line is, don't speed up. You don't need it.
This and the next part used to be my least favorite parts (next to the final level videos) and I would always skip over them when watching the LP, though after sticking through the entire video, not only does the commentary more than make up for the play skill, but I now know that it took so long because of tagging out.
Wow, this is easily one of the worst stages in this game. Not only is there the horrible "save the train" mechanic, but they throw the hardest speed section in the game at you.
IMO this stage, the desert stage, and the undersea base stage are probably the worst stages in this game... next to the obligatory BS final stage, of course.
stage used little rock its super effective against sonic XD
WildManToons 16 hours ago in playlist Funny
13:20 Xanatos is awesome incarnate.
MetalShadowX 1 day ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006
Okay, who here feels like a gaming god when comparing there first time? This is still an entertaining let's play.
LONGTAIL15 4 days ago
Wait wait wait. There are cliffs to the side. Why the hell is there sky below you?
HuskyVerbatim 4 days ago
@HuskyVerbatim Because
LOADING >>>
shockraid1 2 days ago
you...put yourself though this three times? how long were you on lithium to cure you of the crazy afterward?
Tayroy 6 days ago
"Anything is better than that there."
Cue Mach Speed.
skuckon 1 week ago
I generally have positive opinions of games, and even I have to take notice of this game's problems. There are just so many things that it doesn't do, and the controls are too goddamn stiff.
Luigifan18 1 week ago
I just started watching this, and seeing that this is a part one, and its 40 minutes, I have a feeling this is going to be bad.
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24:23 "THIS IS UNCONTROLLABLE! THE GAME! CAN NOT BE! CONTROLLED BY HUMAN REFLEXES ALONE! I NEED A PROGRAM TO SLOW DOWN THE MOVEMENT OF THE JOYSTICK SO IT DOSE NOT GO MORE THEN A 1 SENSITIVATY LEVEL IN ETHER DERECTION!" "Your too slow!" "MOTHER OF SHIT!"
TheShadictheHedgehog 1 week ago
Sonic Advance 3 is an awesome game, whatchu talkin' bout?
pkthunder3 1 week ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006
"I'm not ready for a Mach speed zone! how do I inhale it?" I love that line.
TheSilverUchiha 1 week ago
The worst part about this level is that if you get a game over on the Mach Speed part, you have to waste 6-7 minutes to try again..
3 minutes to beat the 1st part
1 minute to find the way into the level.
2-3 minutes of loading.
jseeker1867 1 week ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006
Look on the bright side: after a few infuriating stages, you get a piss-easy final boss.
ggctuk2011 2 weeks ago
The best E rank mockery is without a doubt Unleashed.
I think we've ALL heard that music.
TARDISES 2 weeks ago
Know what's bad? I've seen people on a Sonic forum defend this game. I don't care if you're a Sonic fan or not, this game is unlikable.
Matsudaimaru 3 weeks ago 2
Did anyone else notice ring pods in front of where Sonic starts the Mach Speed zone? With Sonic's turning, how is he supposed to get it without falling?
DrKnockOut1115 3 weeks ago
"Anything is better than that nightmare"
-cue Mach Speed Zone- lol
StrawberryMirror 3 weeks ago
They're starting to lose it...
TheWoodaba 3 weeks ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006
I gotta say, your pain amuses me.
it's very fun to watch. am I a bad person?
SirZidane 4 weeks ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006 4
They say that if you listen closely to this level's music, you can still hear Pokecapn' swearing.
LordIronHat 1 month ago 8
Elise's train is..
GOTTA GO FAST
Urmean15 1 month ago 2
Here comes the "fun" part.
nicktoonhero 1 month ago
18:02 I love how the "FUCK"s devolve into laughter.
lukeguy97 1 month ago
Holy shit you did you actually make a Boobah refrence?
dandy269 1 month ago
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, SONIC!
Tyranogre 1 month ago 10
lol you were doing this train section and I can hear a train by my house now O_o
mmdanything 2 months ago
Those mach speed sections are just so hilarious...
Lukkilikka 2 months ago
"GET DEAD!"
GET.DEAD:REDEMPTION!
BlackwingDragon 2 months ago
So smooth controls..
like cream!
masticina 2 months ago
MURDER!!
Radico003 2 months ago
I am SOO glad they dont have Mach speed sections anymore!
Herowebcomics 2 months ago
At the end, was it the Mac joke that got the one guy upset or something? It got all quiet and srs.
StrangeAxel 2 months ago
@StrangeAxel They explain what happened at the beginning of the next video.
CaptainAwesome1692 2 months ago
27:23
Listen to Elise's funny wiggly voice.
sonicfeet 2 months ago
>buy 10 orders of General Tso's
>hate General Tso's
Good job.
Oreichalcos 2 months ago
Shadow, sTICkS here, that was fucking hilarious. 28 hrs....
excalibur675 2 months ago
"Well, it's still a checkpoint, it's fine. Anything is better than that nightmare" -KFJ
Then immediately there is a mach speed section, pokecapn loses all his lives, and descends further into madness, KFJ was wrong.
SASnowFire 2 months ago 4
Fuck! Fuck!!... FUCK!!!
KingOfKatamari 2 months ago 6
this is where I stopped playing
AshmoreVid 2 months ago
I still maintain the mach speed sections would be fun if the controls didn't both suck and blow ass at the same time.
TestAcct45 3 months ago
Years later, this still cracks me the fuck up.
TestAcct45 3 months ago
I'D BETTER HURRY UP AND INTRODUCE THIS OBSTACLE VERBALLY
PKrockin 3 months ago 10
Pokecapn reacts exactly like I would, although perhaps with fewer holes in the walls and chest pains.
DudemanofAwesome 4 months ago
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I'm sorry, but as bad as this game is, you still seem to be hopelessly inept at video games.
genericname342 4 months ago
@genericname342 He got every emblem in SA2, and S ranked every act in Colors.
LordIronHat 4 months ago
@LordIronHat this game was never meant to be played. It's the unfinished beta that SEGA forced Sonic Team to release.
GamerzHideaway 3 months ago in playlist Lets play sonic 2006 pokecapn
24:24 "THIS IS UNCONTROLLABLE! THE GAME! CAN NOT BE! CONTROLLED BY HUMAN REFLEXES ALONE!"
Sonic: Yes!
AdmiralTrainstorm 4 months ago 54
@AdmiralTrainstorm IT'S TRUE
TheShadictheHedgehog 1 week ago
Is there no lightspeed dash in this game? Every time I see that line of rings over that downhill ramp in part 2 of Radical Train, I keep thinking you can do a lightspeed dash there.
GigaEXE 4 months ago
RADICAL TRAIN FOR SONIC GENERATIONS
jamesbob006 4 months ago 21
@jamesbob006
better hope they release some DLC, huh.
TARDISES 2 weeks ago
'maybe we should leave this one to the experts' - lol
maxbfrex 4 months ago
41:33 when medibot announced that, I thought something terrible had happened, the difference in tone was and is still jarring
SuperPoxuz 4 months ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006 7
and here it is. the best let's play video ever made.
ChristophArmada 4 months ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006 6
No, see, the implication is that Sonic is still running all the way through the load screen. It explains why the areas on either side look nothing like one another; Sonic has enough time to get to other side of the world.
TheInker 4 months ago
HMM. THE TRAIN IS LATE.
KingIchigo 4 months ago
gotta get up to get down
Erock86 4 months ago
"Anything is better than that nightmare!"
GOTTA SPEED UP!!
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
TARINunit9 4 months ago
Radical Train definitely has the worst Mach Speed section, IMO. SO FREAKIN' ANNOYING.
warmslurm 4 months ago
I made the mistake of drinking water while watching this
Ultimafire1258 5 months ago 8
Ah man, I laughed so hard I teared up a little. I gotta say, you are a stronger man than I Pokecapn. I would have thrown something through the TV if I had to play this level.
CaptainAwesome1692 5 months ago
If the controls didn't suck as much as they say, this looks like it could be a pretty awesome level.
doltBmB 5 months ago 4
18:20 You showed much more wilpower than I. I quit radical train and never finished.
TheGreatStarkiller 5 months ago
MOTHER OF SHIT!!!
That made me laugh.
staffer 5 months ago 3
"I feel like I'm playing Mega Man."
"You are playing Mega Man."
"Oh."
sonicheroes777 6 months ago 6
I think the only good thing about this game was the music.
lucariotrainer16 6 months ago
"I don't even want to think about this"
Perfect summary of Radical Train.
RoyStorey 6 months ago 4
RGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MURDER!
elDudacus 6 months ago
Wait, why is Eggman trying to kill the girl if he needs her to carry out his plans?
ahshorn 6 months ago
@ahshorn Because nothing makes sense in this game.
Rafalgahr 5 months ago
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24:21 - Definitely the best "yell at the TV rant" in LP history. MOTHER OF SHIT
jart1014 6 months ago
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jart1014 6 months ago
Th Flames of Gutsman's Ass (duh-nuh) ARE the Flames of Disaster.
3s7acad0 6 months ago
Hey Sonic, maybe if you didn't hold your arms out like that, you'd move a little bit faster. :/
ThePekoPlaythroughs 6 months ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006 3
FUCK
FUUCK
FUUUCK
lol I've never laughed so hard in my life.
ShadowAngelicus1323 6 months ago 13
Gotta go fast
TheDemonToast 7 months ago 12
This level was designed by 'derailed maniacs'
Terryracoon 7 months ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006 4
nice shifty-five reference :D
huMusicMonster 7 months ago 4
It's both funny and sad that you can say "I'll read my fortune during the load times."
NamoNakamura 7 months ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006 10
At 32.50 watch the switch, it actually goes down moments before the train blows up. That's just cruel.
RangerNightshade 7 months ago
I think the most amazing thing about Sonic Colors is that its Quick Step sections are basically exactly what was mentioned in the vid--Mach Speed Zones with GOOD controls.
Jukkaimaru 7 months ago 6
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Batten the hatches! Lock up the throttle!
FloatingHeatPump 8 months ago
"MOTHER OF SHIT. FUUUUUUCK."
tyraindreams 8 months ago 13
I think it's in this video that we finally see your sanity REALLY start to slip.
Tonsoszaliron 8 months ago 11
24:24 You know, I was saying that exact same thing for the mach-speed zone in Crisis City, only with more swearing.
A lot more swearing.
willjar313 8 months ago
"Ignore all ASS"
IWannaBeOscarMike 8 months ago 15
lol jorney reference
fuuuu7677 8 months ago
@DemTrainz >implying this is 4chan...
Manonthe3up 8 months ago
RUH ROH, IM A TARDASS
skinnyluigi 9 months ago 117
@skinnyluigi a tardis?
AramanthOfMari 2 months ago
@skinnyluigi What?!
nicktoonhero 1 month ago
This game may be bad. But it's the best game to play when you've got friends over.
To make fun of.
TheBlackYousa 10 months ago
The mach speed parts are always classic. XD
kleptonica 10 months ago
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I'm ALMOST happy this game came out simply because it led to arguably the best blind LP ever! (Who the fuck cares about your sanity, pokecapn?)
WaddleDee105 10 months ago
Mag-fucking-neto
CURLY MUSTACHE
bast963 11 months ago 4
Just depwessed now.
Sharpevil 11 months ago
IMO One of the best LPs in LP history
DiddlyDiPotatoes 11 months ago
777 views
PSIground 11 months ago
Classic episode of what might possibly be the best blind LP ever.
runnerbelow 1 year ago
Jesus guys, Team Sonic should be handling your PTSD bills from now on.
manwiththemachinegun 1 year ago 13
This will always be my favorite part of the LP. The Mach speed section is where pokecapn officially loses his sanity
IceStormV1 1 year ago 5
@IceStormV1
Derp-a-da-DERP-di-der! Doesn't count?
Sonar009 7 months ago
RADICAL DEATH SCENE, WATCH SONIC BREAK DANCE INTO INFINITY
Amitlu 1 year ago 127
@Amitlu I cannot stop laughing at your comment from time to time watching this 40 minute+ video XD
soraboy93 1 year ago
RADICAL TRAIN MACH SPEED
Best part.
dratinifan13 1 year ago
Sonic, why do you need to speed up? You're the fastest hedgehog alive. You don't need to speed up, your regular pace is enough to catch that train, save the princess, run to the castle, and have time to spare to get some chili dogs.
Bottom line is, don't speed up. You don't need it.
LightningKimba 1 year ago 17
This and the next part used to be my least favorite parts (next to the final level videos) and I would always skip over them when watching the LP, though after sticking through the entire video, not only does the commentary more than make up for the play skill, but I now know that it took so long because of tagging out.
Groudon0199 1 year ago 4
Wow, this is easily one of the worst stages in this game. Not only is there the horrible "save the train" mechanic, but they throw the hardest speed section in the game at you.
IMO this stage, the desert stage, and the undersea base stage are probably the worst stages in this game... next to the obligatory BS final stage, of course.
AbyssHunted 1 year ago