Let's Rock Out!

[guywithminigun]

This LP wasn't a-muse-ing. It was an Assassin to the eyes. Because of it I want an Apocalypse, Please. It was like a hurricane of butterflies. Because of it, we need a Resistance.

Okay I'm done

[LoticaStudios]

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK WITH YOUR COCK OUT?

[tylerfritos]

@LoticaStudios you mean rock out with your cock out

[Venaxer]

Diabetus and Slowbeef work better together in my opinion. They're sort of like a buddy cop movie.

[TheFryBoy1]

da nana--KINK da nana--KINK da nana--KINK! i just described the whole video to all new viewers

[Zaidon7]

I feel like this is missing the point of retsupurae. They're supposed to be making fun of bad LP's, but what he did in the video was actually impressive.

[FriendlyFloyd7]

I actually relate to whenever he says "Yes!" It is a pretty good feeling to hit a sustained power chord after a run of tremolos.

That's all.

[umk23]

Eat it, Matt Bellamy!

[TerrinixNyphona]

I really like these solo Diabeetus videos.

[ISwearIAmNot18]

The kid playing is a supermassive asshole...

[FloatyPineapple]

Don't be silly, Diabeetus, he's not going to do his math homework. He's far too metal for that.

[werytrhey]

ITS A YOUNG ROCKKNIGHT PLAYING

[chitoryu12]

Rock out with your pee-pee out!

[EngiPie]

1:43 "...any time I hear it, I'll think of a weird nasally guy throwing his foot in my face" ...Then the asian guitarist kicks someone in the face.

[Pokpal178]

Let's not

YOUCAN..PUSH-THE-BUTTOOOOON!!!­! I can't believe he did it! Holy crap!! He also just barely finished third grade! WTF!?

[NaturalSuperVillian]

NOOOOOOOOOOO MUSE'S MUSIC DOESNT NEED TO BE IN THIS VIDEO

[antisadism]

Muse should let Diabetus join them because of this video.

2:42 WHERE FOOLS CAN LETS PLAY.

[grottypissedstained]

MOTHERBITCHES

[OrderofMertuary]

When Diabetus is by himself he always has a moment of silence when Slowbeef is supposed to say something. Which further supports my theory that Diabetus is just Slowbeef's puppet.

[OrderofMertuary]

@OrderofMertuary Or vice versa

[MrPSPLock]

@OrderofMertuary I think it's the other way around. Did you watch Slowbeef's Metroid Prime lp?

[OrderofMertuary]

@MrPSPLock Yeah, maybe it's not as bad because he always has a co-caster, but you just kinda notice it here. 'Can I resist the urge to throw up "The Horns"?' *moment of silence for ghost slowbeef*

[MrPSPLock]

@OrderofMertuary I think he pauses to allow the horrible little nerd make annoying noises and then he makes a rather funny comment. So its like if you were to analyze a historical document the paragraph would be Your text, document quote, your analysis. so not always ghost slowbeef, Retsupurae-ing is a two person venture.

[OrderofMertuary]

@MrPSPLock So lone Diabetus is a midterm essay Retsupurae?

[MrPSPLock]

@OrderofMertuary Yes exactly

[Leoofmoon]

his rock fedish is: yelling at his mom for more soda and milk

[Leoofmoon]

thay wammy bar next day sued him for 50 million dollers due ti aduse.

what song is this i missed it because of the camra recording awsomeness of rock

[HannahLover138]

"Knights Of Cy-drone on-ia."

i c wat u--oh fuck it there's enough of that already.

[Shadow78954]

this guys overuse of the whammy bar reminds me of Zack Wylde.

[SegacampIsAToilet]

@MidgardDragon2 I hate Muse, I like Scatman John :D

[Violent0Violet0Eyes]

lol love the cometary XD

[Mintergalactic]

Solo-Beetus. This needs to happen more often. All the Muse puns made me smile on the inside. Eventually the outside too.

[nrevelations777]

"I wonder how long this guy had to muse over this song"

i c wut u did thar

[WVI]

That woodpecker is really acing that song.

[momoandmiz]

I love Guitar Hero and all, but shit... He needs to tune his plastic guitar a bit. 

[Mafujalate329]

@MidgardDragon2 Naw, Muse just sucks.

[SouljaBoyRealHipHop]

Ew, you like Muse? That's not something I'd reveal to the public yo. Eh, I guess we all have our flaws.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@SouljaBoyRealHipHop Ew, you like Soulja Boy? That's not something I'd reveal to the public yo. Eh, I guess we all have our flaws.

[RatherWatchThem]

Not only is he tonedeaf and slightly below average at Guitar Hero, but...

He's too cheap to get it on a current-gen console.

[akiv12801]

People who use the wammy bar like that are one of the worst kind of people.

People who make terrible LPs AND abuse the wammy bar are /THE/ worst kind.

[OddGuy23]

His method of recording is quite clever, really. The scan lines going in the opposite direction of the notes gives the illusion that the notes are faster than they really are. Thus making him seem more pro.

Or maybe he just wanted to mindfuck you with that walltub. who knows.

[b74k3]

"is that a bathtub propped up against his wall?"

[ggamer2004]

I hope Muse doesn't see this video.

[AzureHalfbreed]

The video was painful but the ending made it worth while.

[algorefan4]

the sad thing is he used power saves to get all the song

[usernameclassifeid]

This guy is more metal than sirronlionheart.

[Zikiel]

Sounds like a crab masturbating. Tap tap tap tapataptaptaptaptaptap STAR POWER!

[poochika278]

One person commentary is the best for retsuprae.

[j1gglypuff218]

Is this fuducker2?

[Wanderer2266]

On the other hand, this is probably the only retsupurae video where the person they make fun of actual succeeds at beating the level.

[Wanderer2266]

This song with the whammy bar sounds like shit. just sayin

[MDS13MDS]

i somehow couldn't tell it was just diabetus until the last minute of the video

[notyoursavior78]

The best part was the ending :)

[icemasterr100]

.........fail

[Soragan]

Gotta love these diabetic retsupurae solos.

[HHKelevra]

"A game purely about music? I wonder how I should LP it? Ah! I'll record it with terrible audio quality, loudly strum the controller, and talk over the song. They'll love it."

[Acestrike69]

Lol Tap,Tap,TAP!!!!!!

[TheBilly]

Where's the beef?

[backfirenum001]

I love you Diabeetus.

[Icerama108]

@backfirenum001 Diabetus.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

this is why i always hated this fucking game.

yeah the songs are awesome, but you cant hear a fucking thing because it sounds like someone is punching a keyboard to type the magna carta.

[Mr00Ted]

Kid shouldn't try to LP if he hasnt cleared fire&flames on xpert.

that should be a prerequisite, otherwise the game kills you for trying to record.

[Bloodsoldr]

Are you ready to rock out? Uheleuel.

[MasterOfDaFail]

GOTTA BE FAST ON DIS SAWN GOTTA BE FAST

[SteveIzHxC]

"Well now it just sound like a bunch of rats are running loose on the floor made out of keyboards."

[scallywag86]

muse actually has a youtube channel. I also can`t find this video anywhere so...maybe they did take it down?

chances are I didn`t look hard enough though

[FinalGamerJames]

What hurts me the most is that this guy is better than me at Guitar Hero 3 :\

[EarthBoundRules]

Wow, it took me half the video to realise that it was only Diabetus talking.

[Seth2378]

1:15 guitar hero as played by a bee

[mintyfreshsage]

I got halfway through this and went to go listen to the real song.

[pyrotech99]

its called hammer ons try em

[SmNBahamut]

Where did Slowbeef go?

[ArchangelDrake]

@SmNBahamut

Hell.

He watched one too many Cornshaq LPs.

[l0s0all]

wow, a triple fail:

-Recording a video game with a camera

-Recording guitar hero to begin with (seriously, there was only one person interesting enough to watch, and he got raped by WMG)

-Sucking at guitar hero and recording it thinking someone would actually give a crap.

(4 if you count the him playing as the Japanese girl)

[rickhh1]

@l0s0all: Sextuplet Fail:

5 - Complaining that he is playing as the Jap girl and yet keeping the video without trying to replay.

6 - Singing along.

[p3ngu1n48]

@l0s0all i don't see why you wouldn't count 4

[l0s0all]

@p3ngu1n48 he didn't pick her by choice, but rickhh1 made a good point.

[xThunderxWolfx]

@l0s0all DSP records his TV with a camera. And it comes out great.

[Moley87]

First ten seconds, I cracked up. That whiney voice.

[RandomPerson8492]

This seriously gave me a headache.

[PuppetMasterIX]

...And this is why music games just don't work as LP games.

[NamratsTheStarman]

The number of Muse puns in this video made me happy.

[BoxedEntertainment21]

TAP TAP TAAAPPPPP.

Yeah...pretty much nailed it right there.

[bluediamondwarriors5]

this is just a game

[ShodowMario124]

Ugh, I can only imagine him playing Through The Fire and Flames....

[ShodowMario124]

Looks like that demon creature is having fun with that guitar... XD

[posthumanfetus]

"No. No! Wait a m-"

[nitemaricv2]

it makes me want to listen to muse. but actualy listen. not play guitar hero verson

[Eezy605]

mother bitches?

nice.

[NocturnalAdventurer]

Spoilers for 99% of the video: HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. *clicka clicka clicka clicka clicka* GOTTA BE FAST *clicka clicka* OW MY HAND HURTS. HERE WE GO. OKAY HERE WE GO. *whammy spam*

Seriously, all the whammy usage makes it sound like he's playing on a guitar made out of Jell-o or something.

[UberRusty]

Much better with the vuvuzela.

[Xanezz]

@UberRusty might be one of the rare oppotunities where the vuvuzela is useful.. lol

[SuperGlucose]

Seriously if you're going to post a video of you playing guitar hero, at least get 100%

[peacelater]

'NO WAIT WAIT GO BACK THAT WAS THE MOST INTERESTING PART OF THIS VIDEO'

[youjustfailed]

Let's playing rhythm games is possibly the worst idea ever.

[TheGreatATuin42]

@youjustfailed There were two pretty good LPs of the first 2 Ouendan games. By Tasian.

[kutterkirby]

Maybe he's reminding Diabetus to "check you feet"

is this still funny?

[LowEndLem]

It was good enough to be featured on MTV2?

Fuuuuuuuuu

[fusionman29]

You raped Muse! You fucking bastard! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!­!!!!!!!!

[wryinslayer]

guitar hero

making people with no life fell like that have skill.

[BoisterousBizarnes]

\m/ DIS SHIT IZ SO METAL \m/

[SirDawkinsthemad]

This type of video annoys me. The incessant clicking gets to me.

[TheIr0nMike]

Great, now I can't listen to Muse anymore.

[Omegatron666]

"Rock tried to kill the Metal, but it was struck down, by Retsupurae!"

[Dellazice]

I used to like this song. Used to.

[Blastinus]

Nice RP there, guys. The only correction I could make is that in Quickplay mode, you can't choose what guitarist you use, so it wasn't his choice to use the Japanese girl. Other than that, it was awesome.

[ZeroRaider20X9]

I am not aMUSEed....

[MmSTM]

"My brain feels like it's being drown into a bunch of Black Holes and Revelations just listening to this guy."

I see what you did there.

[Cooliespy345]

I'm stealing the swear Mother-bitches

[Teeg32]

"This part is kinda easy for me"

THEN WHY CAN'T YOU GET A MULTIPLIER IN IT?

[JacobTails123]

I can just imagine he's jumping on his bed pretending its a stage and he got he pencil crayons and drew 10 puctures of a crowd and stuck them on the wall so he feels like he's got an audience.

[Minifisen]

CAN PEOPLES STOP USING THE WEAVEBAR!

[TonyBranston]

Who posted this?

Does he ever reveal what that thing was to Diabeetus?

[Pooky1991]

I can't play GH on expert and only a few songs on hard. Its a real fun game. Usually I enjoy watching peaple play it on harder difficulties, but I actually want to hear song not a bunch of tapping ang bad singing.

[p3ngu1n48]

TAP TAP TAP!!!!

[BabyConan41]

the end was the best.

[LegendarySock]

Masterfully played!

[froggythebob]

@LegendarySock did we watch the same video?...

[LegendarySock]

Don't take it that literally.

[froggythebob]

@LegendarySock ahh ok, sarcasim ftw :D

[FEfan56]

This part is real easy for me

*uses star power to not die*

[p3ngu1n48]

CORRECTION

this part is chinese for me

[iamathousandapples]

I hope you've learned your lesson: never give Jaleel White a webcam.

[Brainstrain]

Urkel wasn't nearly this embarassing

[steveharley0345]

Keeps cutting off the held notes at the end -_- do not over use the wammy bar either - sounds shite otherwise..

[pyramidheadkitten9]

how can you play rock with....that?

[Minifisen]

this guy suck at GH, such an easy song "Need fast hands for this song" it's called *do not suck!*

[RRVCrinale]

0:30

Speak for yourself, pal, I'm trying not to throw up period.

[Cocklaunch]

I want to see cornshaq do a guitar hero LP

[TaterSalad3435]

"I wonder what kind of insane rock finish this guy's gonna have. Is he gonna break the guitar on the drumset...no, he's just gonna do his math homework."

Diabetus is awesome

[MGuniverse]

This was probably the most needing of a retsupurae, good thing you took care of it alone Diabetus.

[Sumakima]

Is it me, or does the guy playing sound a lot like a young Chris-chan?

[Lorenzys]

It's like someone recording himself playing Rock Riot and losing, what the fuck

[ElrondHubbard54]

the joker who did this LP killed rock.

now rock is dead.

this guy killed it.

[WinglessIceAngel]

@ElrondHubbard54 Now rock is deader than dead. Shock is all in your head.

[TheBreadBoxer]

@ElrondHubbard54 And you know what? Techno tried to destroy the metal, but the metal was much too strong. This proves how horrible this guy is.

[Icerama108]

@ElrondHubbard54 The department of redundancy department would like to thank you with their graciousness for your comment you just commented.

[boomthehedaghog4421]

@ElrondHubbard54 YOU CAN NEVER KILL ROCK & ROLL!!!!!!!!

[myspaceforever]

I came for the retsuprae, I left for the let's play, and I came back for seeing what's in his room...that is of course assuming that was a he

[jman9912]

That really was the most interesting part of the whole vid.

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

mother bitches!

[emulator15]

IM ROCKIN' OUT MOTHER BITCHES!!!

[XXiniteXX]

GH3 is the worst in my opinion

[kingbooforums]

god its like the one guy for the videoand he was more annoying than the actual video.

[journeythroughhell]

4:28

Someone fucking up the song much?

God, nobody does a GH let's play if he's no good at the song.

[MurdertheDawn]

Nobody should do a Guitar Hero let's play ever!

[journeythroughhell]

@MurdertheDawn

Aah, let me rephrase it, not an LP but a gameplay video (with zero commentary so as not to spoil the music).

[snelfiisk]

fuck i hate guitar hero

[SubtleDemise]

I never noticed Frankomatic until now...is that bad?

[AidenLS]

that kids on crack

[p3ngu1n48]

diabetus is funnier than of slowbeef

and slowbeef is FUCKING HILARIOUS

[pantslesswrock]

Hey, now, there is nothing wrong with your doing your math teacher. It's a completely natural urge for young boys your age.

Ohhhh, math *homework*? Nevermind, then.

[bomber525]

You should start putting links to the original videos.

[huntershelbybradd]

whoever be playin this is horrible

[MGlBlaze]

@huntershelbybradd Well, he's not that bad at the game since he did play it on expert, but he SUCKS at LPs. This video was just cringe-worthy; thank God for Diabetus and Slowbeef. WIthout them, there would only be the origonal video in all its non-glory.

[huntershelbybradd]

I second that

[noqa]

which is hard to find in itself anyway

[bobafett424242]

Dude, what happened to the other guy?

I can't remember which one of you has which username

[PaintedBlackCloud]

I don't really see the appeal in using the whammy bar at every goddamn moment.

[AlbertWesker47]

I think it's because of that stupid rumor about how you get more points if you use the whammy bar on the fucking long notes.

[residentevilkid01]

actualy, it is true, but that's ALL IT DOES... all i do is go on youtube n shit, but even i'm not so sad that i try and eget extremely high scores to compare with other douches

[AlbertWesker47]

Wait, using the tremolo bar on every fucking note in this game does increase the score?

[residentevilkid01]

yeah, it makes the score go up faster, but i only use it on shining nots for mor star power

[TrooperLinks]

NO!!! the only way it gets your score up higher is because of the extra star power you get when whammying the star power sustains... other than the whammy bar does not increase your score.

[ThisISHappanin]

muse.......so metal this guy is hardcore

[SaxualHealing11]

Seriously, why do people feel the need to have to whammy every single note? It just makes the song sound horrible. And don't get me started on this guy's singing

[BackgroundBailey]

It works like this: if you place something (anything) in any sort of game or program, there will be at least one person who will abuse it.