thats funny about the nursery rhymes, as thats what Natives have said sense the understood it..i was like yea it is all doom n gloom..this was 20 years ago..i see folk are catching on now..
DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying:I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you.by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.To be saved paste this to 5 other videos.THIS TRUE(im posting this cuz i dont play with my life
@barguna yeah but by law the girl have to reach the age of concent; their concent not her's if it's up to her (some girls) from they could spell the word dick, they would be riding it LOL! no joking though
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@SciA Shit and it gave me IKEA ..i'm lost for words if they based that on my video history ..I should get at least one durex commercial for fucks sake !
I dont know what ya'll talkin aboutt taht nigga with the green jacket sucked,so did kevin hart and the nigga talk about fuckin the broad by the window so she could fly home.only the big broad was funny.
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1jokeoftheday 6 days ago
honey at 2:35 is fine as hell
DAICEEMAIN 1 month ago
kevin hart went super sayian
Shonwashere 1 month ago
where are the knock-knock jokes?
MigueleNorfolk 1 month ago
Jamie fox aint that funny on stand up...at all...i have seen him on roast n all that, he is a attention seeker big time..good actor though,,,
ltuomela 1 month ago
8:38 That's A Warning!!!
RUSTY70740 1 month ago
your so dumb that we had to burn the school down to get you out of 3rd grade.
mark12130 2 months ago
8:38 that's her powering up. Watch Dragon Ball Z. It'll all make sense
scrmtrumpet 2 months ago 2
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DirtyMcferguson 2 months ago
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DirtyMcferguson 2 months ago
youll be scared to ask for a life saving machine. HELL NO! HELL NO!!!
spooftracks 2 months ago
knock knock
who's there
fuck
fuck who
fuck you
salo1510 3 months ago 2
who is the guy in 1 min the fat black guy?
spooftracks 3 months ago
whos da hilarious dude at da start
145turkboy 5 months ago
who's da b*tch at 5:07 ? she got mad jokes god damn it !!!
17absolut 6 months ago
in the begining when howie bell says anybody got any mean grandmas growin up. you can here this ghetto ass girl goin yeeahhh..
nodepoopteg 6 months ago
"Why u keep standing up walking behind me and shit"that was too funny.good vid!
nsp804rich 6 months ago
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TheCrankthat561 6 months ago
Kevin Hart is toooooo much'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
star83 7 months ago
um granny........i want sum water....aww hell naw..HELL NAW
1blackxbox 7 months ago 3
her name Dominique
PinkAhhhh 7 months ago
-question whos the lady in the oranqe ??
nafiwt451 7 months ago
-LMAO !! Lady In Dha Orange !! Dawq Funny As Fuck !!
nafiwt451 7 months ago
lmfao you going over the salary cap!
Ecwkidd1216 7 months ago
to answer Kevin hearts question at 8:36,,that would be how Majin Buu powers up i beleive..
Mistersofly 7 months ago
thats funny about the nursery rhymes, as thats what Natives have said sense the understood it..i was like yea it is all doom n gloom..this was 20 years ago..i see folk are catching on now..
ltuomela 7 months ago
White people cant jump... and write comedy anymore ( Im White )
nodepoopteg 7 months ago
@nodepoopteg shit comedy.... its all gone politically correct these days especially in uk
junkybabes 6 months ago
r white poeple not allowed in there?
TheSnowMan717 7 months ago
@TheSnowMan717 Really? why do you think they wanted to come?
mrwhatever213 7 months ago
whats the guy with the note pad name??
queennichole813 8 months ago
DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying:I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you.by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.To be saved paste this to 5 other videos.THIS TRUE(im posting this cuz i dont play with my life
ZombieKiller766 8 months ago
Luv it
MimiSouljagirl 8 months ago
I love you
Makenzylovesyou123 8 months ago
never in Humpty Dumpty does it say he is an egg o_O
KuttyCalBaby 8 months ago
what the chick in the orange name?
HiredKiller08 8 months ago
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disneylipstick 8 months ago
Why is Howie sweating so much?
dasupasin 8 months ago
@dasupasin cause his fat?
MrRobertIs 8 months ago
my grandma was mean justlike that
dixon74d 8 months ago
@TheMisterProductions hell yea was it saints row?
downsouf22 8 months ago
Is that Yoin? Patrick Ewing?
cigam8891 9 months ago
sit yo ass down...SIT YO ASS DOWN!!!! LMFAO!!!! I LOVED THAT PART
KingMerc864 9 months ago 14
@KingMerc864 She take the soap in put it in ya eye balls!!
cigam8891 9 months ago
@KingMerc864 omg me tooo !!
twerkdhatass1 9 months ago
@KingMerc864 granny i want some water "hell naw, HELL NAW"
TMeeks951 1 month ago
Jamie Foxx must not have ever been to Charleston, SC... OOOOOO...He don't know bout country/accents
KeylainePro 9 months ago
Old MacDonald had a farm...and some slaves.. E-I-E-I-OOOOOO!!!!
LadyHamburglar 10 months ago
its funny how they r all fat american bastards
Chesney123451 10 months ago
Earthquake at 3:00 funny as shyt
BrittBratt919 10 months ago
Who is the guy at 3:48 talking about his daughter?
capitalmindz 10 months ago
@capitalmindz his name Earthquake
69biggz 9 months ago
Patrick Ewing...
bg323 10 months ago
4:00 Who is he? Anybody can provide his name?
Saskiequelle 10 months ago
omg kevin hart foe life baby ahhahaha hes funny as shitt
vipini0 11 months ago
I loved my ad. It was F U by cee lo. Pure Awesomeness
88ecllipse 11 months ago
im crying
OriginalZOOTY 11 months ago
5:00 HAHAHHAHAH i though it was kevin hart before i could se her XD she sounds like him ! hahahahha
MrMimimax 11 months ago
LMFAOOO HURRICANE A FOOOL!!!! OMG!!!
AshleyBellaDonna91 1 year ago
whos the dude talking about propeller titties?
chimchimaru 1 year ago
@chimchimaru deon cole lmaooo. dude is hilarious
Kaheemikaze 11 months ago
LMBO! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan that was hilarious
jahizluvm1 1 year ago
fkkn google ad-_-
bronxborn617 1 year ago
8:38 that means she's going SUPER SAIYANN!!! hahahahaha
dmanptrona 1 year ago
dion cole look creepy af.
tbplc 1 year ago
gimme that damn rag!!!! you gotta get all up in there
TheRealAdrianMo 1 year ago
"Ee ah ee ah OH!"
thedavecorp 1 year ago 13
HEEELLL NAW,,,,HELL NAW!!!
modeltype87 1 year ago
DIDNT REALIZE KEVIN HART WAS FUNNY, HE'LL BE IN CALIFORNIA THIS MONTH MIGHT CHECK'EM OUT
DOCTOR562 1 year ago
Most of this sucked
KingGoose24 1 year ago
Nice joke about the 17 year olds. Indeed, 17 is old enough.
barguna 1 year ago 2
@barguna yeah but by law the girl have to reach the age of concent; their concent not her's if it's up to her (some girls) from they could spell the word dick, they would be riding it LOL! no joking though
Kryppton1 1 year ago
@Kryppton1 It's funny because you misspelled consent. Lolzzzzzzz
barguna 1 year ago
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agilefuseconsulting2 1 year ago
@TheMisterProductions lol which ad was it for you? Usually YouTube customizes the ads based on your video history so its differnet for everyone
SciA 1 year ago 10
@SciA really? I didn't know that....it's kinda creepy lol
adaeze6250 8 months ago
@SciA Shit and it gave me IKEA ..i'm lost for words if they based that on my video history ..I should get at least one durex commercial for fucks sake !
hanoek 7 months ago
@SciA i feel left out cause i got none :(
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TheLemonSnowball 1 year ago
who ever that is that keep commentin on my shit get off my dck and get a life u fckin faggo
dlogotti 1 year ago
Kevin Hart RULEZ!
TheUndertakerIsWWE 1 year ago 3
whats the name of the dude who talked about 17 year old girls, please? thnx
roonaldinho87 1 year ago 2
@roonaldinho87 earthquake
SciA 1 year ago 13
@SciA thanks a lot !!
roonaldinho87 1 year ago
@SciA CHUBBY GIRL IN THE RED......NOT FUNNY!
beloit22 7 months ago
@roonaldinho87 His name is Earthquake
DLD76 8 months ago
these aint no jokes this is classic story telling, the way comedy is funny
leeo21310 1 year ago
LOVE EARTHQUAKE!!!
hairston84 1 year ago
Don't dis Kevin hart... Your mum says the same thing to me all the time.)
Singhiskingboyal 1 year ago
Loool The Nursery Rhyme Thing Is So Truu
GhettoxRainbows 1 year ago 3
kevin hart say the same thing all the time
JDOGGSOUTHSIDEful 1 year ago 6
jus read sumbody say it aint funny ...man u crazi dis was retarded...hell no heellll no..lmao
rainbowsavage82 1 year ago
that shit wasnt funny at all....
10262010mm4 1 year ago
who was that second guy in the green?
RIPbrianjohnson 1 year ago 9
@RIPbrianjohnson Howie Bell
SciA 1 year ago 7
@RIPbrianjohnson
keith42913448 1 year ago
firefox+adblockplus ftw
SmokeYourGanjaRaw 1 year ago
wows he guy befor kevin hart ?
darkjaksasuke 1 year ago
sit yo ass down! sit yo ass down lmao!!!!!
marchinbandKNR 1 year ago 3
y n the hell r there commercial ads on youtube[ugh]
asuram2014 1 year ago
bro whos the 2nd guy hes awsome
mattaboyz 1 year ago
Hilarious!! Just realised all our Nursery rhymes were racist and suicidal!!
cjnpure25 1 year ago 6
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RIPbrianjohnson 1 year ago
Sad World We Live In
9ala0ska7 1 year ago
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SwaggExpressLCC 1 year ago
THATS PROSTITUTION!!!!
sethiee2311 1 year ago 2
What the hell is a baby doin in a tree in the first place?
sethiee2311 1 year ago 78
This shit is hella funny. Im crackin up here.
virgingirl26 1 year ago
good
StuntKidzTv 1 year ago
LMAO! Dude in the green jacket is funny as hell!!
JulisaMjLover 1 year ago
humpty sound kinda suicidal lol
Awesomenizzleness 1 year ago
old mcdonald had a farm! and some slaves!!!!
jthomas56 1 year ago
lol selling fruit cock tail lol
icyblk 1 year ago
i fucking hate these fucing ads fck u youtube
617tnt 1 year ago 106
@617tnt turn them off! click under the clip
DeadHeart150 1 year ago
@617tnt HATE with a passion!
cigam8891 9 months ago
shit's true, thats what made it funny
and it's funny how some audience tryna stay cool like 'it-didnt-happen-to-me'
imasupadupa 1 year ago 2
granny..uhhh...i want some water lol..almost shit myself
kiragumanyara 1 year ago
man ole boy in the beginning is sweatin like a ho on the first man....sheeeeeeeesh
ltuomela 1 year ago
lmfao! hahaha! 3:36 its so funny when you can relate
t00muchredbull 1 year ago
IIII AAA II AA OO!!! that part killed me!!!
Conspiracyknowledge 1 year ago
After g'ma gave him a bath, sounds like he didn't need another for 2 days. lol
missyonthanet 1 year ago
"old mcdonald had a farm...AND some slaves bet ya didnt know that" i had to pause to laugh
Mattthornz 1 year ago
The second guy after Jamie foxx
looks exactly like Lexington Steele only shorter and fatter......lol
NigerianRocker 1 year ago
1:37 humpty sound kinda suicidal lmao
terrika5 1 year ago
Daddy on the corner shootin dice (He gambling) Mama in the kitchen cookin rice (dey aint got nothin else to eat)
NosebleedDaHitmaker 1 year ago
sit yo ass down,sit yo ass down
drewda89 1 year ago 2
What the hell is a baby doing in a tree?
TruUnderGroundHipHop 1 year ago
i like to hit it by the window so she can fly home. . aha lmfao .
nerdxswagg 1 year ago
the nigga in the green jacket, his name is howie bell. he was funny as hell. i had to repeat his part over and over again lmao
mizzamp09 1 year ago
@mizzamp09 the things we sang as kids!! lmao lawddd..so racist!
blukiss1920 1 year ago 4
ha ha, hee hee, hardy hardy ha ha, "yo-in" (Jamiee Fox)
LaTonyaThompson 1 year ago
LMAO.. 4:20.. her titties bigga then ur, She puttin pressurrre on u
punjabi1988king 1 year ago
sit your ass down. sit your ass down! ! lol to funny man..
speeches 1 year ago
dryiest jokes in these world bunch of lame ass niggass!
MirekOracko 1 year ago
aahhhhh....I"m SOOOOOOOOOOO SICKKKKK OFFFFFFFF Google ADSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
SeriousSam20042003 1 year ago
anyone else getting some ad about some white guy rapping about imma ninja? ...
TylerSuixide 1 year ago
0:01
snyders789 1 year ago
l0l...very funny
TheTyran1291 1 year ago
whats the name of that nursery ryme?
darkjaksasuke 1 year ago
3:26 lmao....my people use to do me dat too
I almost died laughing at that part
DaKiddB 1 year ago
"a whip-whip here" eieio that was hilarious!!!!
GodsBlessed1995 1 year ago
LMAOOOO 5:01
Chris4Pris 1 year ago
Sit yo ass down...SIT YO ASS DOWN!!!!....lmmfao...
dave83but25 1 year ago
HEEEELLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOO!!!
dinoBIF123 1 year ago
gimme taht rag muthaphuka ..lmaoo
ghettogurlmd 1 year ago
i love wen kevin hart always use his hands....lol in every comedy he's ever done
PARiS1RiCH 1 year ago
'i like to hit it by the window so she can fly home afterwards'
d0c16 1 year ago
I totally forgot about that rhyme at 2:17-2:32! Does anybody remember how the whole thing goes cause I'm drawing a blank?
crelady 1 year ago
watz dat nigga name before kevin hart
supertweezy1 1 year ago
im sayin u gettin ova the salary cap lmao
knicksfan95 1 year ago
Yeah... What's the nigger in the green jackets name?
1566spaulding 1 year ago
@1566spaulding snow monkey. thats his name you punk ass racist white bread bitch. fuck off snow man.
mrwhatever213 7 months ago
What Dhaa Hell Iss aa Baby Doinn Inn aa Tree ? Humptyy Seem Suicidal Didnt Hee ? Lol .
LexxiieeBabiiee 1 year ago
this shit is too funny. I LOVE Kevin Hart and wh o was the second dude? He was ON!
davyeking 1 year ago
" Sit yo ass down, Sit yo ass down!" LMAO
BuccZilla 1 year ago
Patrick Ewing??? LMBO!!
bg323 1 year ago
Kevin Hart is so freakin hilarious! :D
blondieishere223 1 year ago 2
"who put dis bitch in my bed?!" lmao
hippieluv16 1 year ago 3
lol "yoin" toooooooooo funnnt
niceandfine 1 year ago 2
catdog404 this is crazy this man funney
stopjones209able 1 year ago
deon lost a lot of weight he look good now.
Chihiya11 1 year ago
who put this woman in my bed? .lol
x3m3r 1 year ago
the chick in the orange shirt.
hahaha she's from the chapplle show "when keeping it real goes wrong"
keepitganstadawg 1 year ago
lmao, "what the hell is a baby doing in a tree top"... "humptey sounded a little suicidal" goshh he was so funny
miszxmjb 1 year ago 3
hahaha Jamie is hilarious!! Patrick Ewing!!
kennythorne21 1 year ago
wuts dude wit da green shirt with the plad coller underneath
lucharlez314 1 year ago
@lucharlez314 deon cole
kingdetroit10 1 year ago
what was that last guys name?
FazBlud1 1 year ago
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saucy05 1 year ago
@FazBlud1 kevin hart.
saucy05 1 year ago
ur gettin over the salary cap, i'm gonna have to let u go like keyshawn haha
Haiderade305 1 year ago
"humpty dumpty sound kinda suicidal "LOLLLLLLL
pillgrimz 1 year ago
that woman had me on the fucking floor, i couldnt breath properly for like half an hour!!
embermc 1 year ago
I dont know what ya'll talkin aboutt taht nigga with the green jacket sucked,so did kevin hart and the nigga talk about fuckin the broad by the window so she could fly home.only the big broad was funny.
TR3YBUCK 1 year ago
hu da woman inda orange shirt, did she ever do def comedy jam cuz she looks familiar
gudmornin 1 year ago