When it was buffering my phone simultaneously rang.
I freaked out and thought it was the butt toucher's police or something.
Naturally I re-winded the video to make sure it wasn't just the video.
It happened again! You can see where this vicious circle is leading because i did it three times after that. But seriously I was terrified cuz...I've touched a butt.
the cat at 1:37 isn't obese, it's a wild breed of cat native to Mongolia, most of that is just fur, not fat, to keep the cat warm. it's called a Pallas.
right before the fake buffer i scrolled down to read comments and then all of a sudden the video stopped sound and i was like wtf? then reversed and read the comments and laughed.
when it did the fake buffering i said fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu oh look its fake then it it started buffering for real
i am sorry to say but the pause was programmed and the video was still going. if you want to try it your self, when the video seems to be buffering look at the time bar.
Ben dover myspace.com banana fart mark zuckerberg nickleback vsauce sarah palin justin bieber micheal stevens sonis my ex girlfriend nico belic todd wornack at 1:12
2:15 does anyone notice the penis
firetruckyou32 1 day ago
why are fat animals so cute?
MrBigbucks321 1 day ago
OMG!!!! i am on the list...
SuperBanjomovies 1 day ago
the video started buffering when he said freeze XDXDXD
TheFionstein 2 days ago
great now i have to find what EpicZachsG2x said
xXmydogisamazingXx 3 days ago
vsauce touched a butt and liked it its in the butt thingy list
impinkiee2 4 days ago
grrrr
tennicioustime 4 days ago in playlist IMG!
I said What What in the Butt!
SuperYoshiBrosFan 5 days ago
nice lag animation!
joshbouley 5 days ago
im back mathafacka
MsMrhappyface 6 days ago
i knew the video didn't freeze because i couldn't play snake
zamissocool 1 week ago
LMAO on the names
IKickA555 2 weeks ago
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MrHonkblarg 2 weeks ago
nice motorcycle in line rollores :DDDD
sage333445oad 2 weeks ago
Jesus Condom looks like a young Ray William Johnson.
CatPoopSoda 2 weeks ago 3
When it was buffering my phone simultaneously rang.
I freaked out and thought it was the butt toucher's police or something.
Naturally I re-winded the video to make sure it wasn't just the video.
It happened again! You can see where this vicious circle is leading because i did it three times after that. But seriously I was terrified cuz...I've touched a butt.
SuperiorSwagon1 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vsauce 3
But.. but I couldn't play snake... that's how I knew
SourCandyGirl4444 3 weeks ago
i knew it wasnt bufferingcause it wouldnt let me play snake ;p
beccabexbecca 3 weeks ago in playlist IMG!
JESUS CONDOM!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TomTheAllyCat1 3 weeks ago
if your video is paused it still should be moving then u know if it's really buffreing
MikMayhem46 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
my video didnt freeze :P
mrmastersword11 3 weeks ago
finally paused the vid at the right time to see the biker with roller blades on
omgadivine 3 weeks ago
the cat at 1:37 isn't obese, it's a wild breed of cat native to Mongolia, most of that is just fur, not fat, to keep the cat warm. it's called a Pallas.
lylypiano 3 weeks ago
@lylypiano i meant at 0:37
lylypiano 3 weeks ago
when the faake buffer stopped straight away my video actualy stopped to buffer 0.0
cosplayloxxy 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
WTF? My Video really freezed ^^
TheRobidog 4 weeks ago in playlist IMG!
Jesus Condom be Praised!
RainbowNarwhal123 1 month ago in playlist IMG!
that was awesome! ur cool!
SweetPunk20 1 month ago
HA!! I haven't watched that video yet!
lacrosseboy1111 1 month ago
GUYS THUMBS UP IF U PAUSED AND IT STILL MOVES
alex12345678121 1 month ago 30
@alex12345678121 i paused it stopped :P your post suck ^^ but i did get a buffering at 01:20 lol and i did not pause XD
Neontiger77 1 day ago
Michael youz be trollin
WolfmanDan2012 1 month ago
my vid really buffered at the fake buffer :p
TheHolyDragons 1 month ago
JESUS CONDOM!!!!!!
ryno123321 1 month ago 2
right before the fake buffer i scrolled down to read comments and then all of a sudden the video stopped sound and i was like wtf? then reversed and read the comments and laughed.
thebigbadwolf27 1 month ago
@0:33 LOL!
"Their she blows!!!!!"
creepingpython 1 month ago
you know its time for bed when you've watched +20 episodes in a row.
ChrisBaroo 1 month ago
when it fake buffered the video actually started buffering for real, AT THE SAME TIME!
melasuper1 1 month ago
when it did the fake buffering i said fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu oh look its fake then it it started buffering for real
soniclescout 1 month ago
0:29 look at her hand blatantly photoshoped
spacman53 1 month ago
The buffering freaked me out!
BluePengwinFilms 1 month ago
as soon as the fake buffering was over my computer paused for real..
mulherdoro 1 month ago
1:54 LOL LMFAO
brightduck83 1 month ago
i am sorry to say but the pause was programmed and the video was still going. if you want to try it your self, when the video seems to be buffering look at the time bar.
doomsayerultimatum 1 month ago
and this video will freeze and you'll have to l-
i freaked out....
Xxawsomhotty2xX 1 month ago
@Xxawsomhotty2xX Lol same i was like 0.0
gmodsam 1 month ago
Batman Bin Suparman.
Intoxiqated 1 month ago
batman bin suparman
bin = son of =
batman son of suparman
7amanney 1 month ago
i wanted to play snake
TheSoulofNadim 1 month ago
After the buffering stopped, my computer froze... So, I sat and watched the screen for 30ish seconds before I figured out something was up.
Bleh.
ProgFie 1 month ago in playlist IMG!
the 6th name in butt touchery is Vsauce and 9th is Micheal Stevens and 8th is Justin bieber
OhF0UK 1 month ago
jesus condom is my favourite XD
LexiAnnTweedy 1 month ago in playlist IMG!
I didnt Touch the damn butt, sum one set me up- i swear !!!!!
cheezer2001 1 month ago
1:38 probably the best name in the world :)
gummibearzgrl99 1 month ago
haha i seriously touched the red dot :D thumbs up if you did too :)
gummibearzgrl99 1 month ago
i saw sarah palin,justin bieber,sonic,banana fart,My ex girlfriend,and vsauce on the butt touchers list.
mtoyen 1 month ago in playlist IMG!
I saw Justin Biebers name in Butt touchers!
TheOutziderZ 1 month ago
When the video buffered and stoped then the real buffering thing came
RubelitePoke 1 month ago in playlist IMG!
at 0:59
i see how to make that
drunksnowman255 2 months ago
When does the narwhal bacon?
AmmontheReyna 2 months ago
@AmmontheReyna I know! MIDNIGHT!
UltraGamer641 2 months ago
Y U POST SCARY CREEPY SHIT SO MUCH YO PSYCHOPATH?! thats the only thing i dont like about you
ultimaterobloxian 2 months ago in playlist IMG!
my started buffering after the fake one
cconroy11 2 months ago in playlist IMG!
This has been flagged as spam show
I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS BUFFERING!
EpicZachdG2x 2 months ago 150
@EpicZachdG2x stop giving it away damnit!!
lilpumpkinhead99 1 month ago 48
At 1:14 I actually refreshed my browser until I saw the white circle moving. Good one Michael!
xOFxFILIPINO 2 months ago
0:39 omg. But it looks kinda interesting afterwards ô.ô
OnlyReitasGirl 2 months ago
i almost left the video wen it paused
netta911 2 months ago
There's a company called ' a. Dewey pile
yukibee1112 2 months ago
1:13 Scared the shit out of me
QwirkmanGaming 2 months ago
My Eye Doctors name is Dr. Skeet and yes... im serious
BSGabesterrFan 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
Ben dover myspace.com banana fart mark zuckerberg nickleback vsauce sarah palin justin bieber micheal stevens sonis my ex girlfriend nico belic todd wornack at 1:12
selenahate 2 months ago in playlist IMG!
lol i thought it really freeze... :P
AccursedGlacial06 2 months ago in playlist IMG!
batman bin superman
coolbolaji 2 months ago
Jesus Condom..... heh heh...
yoyorahrah 2 months ago
when he said this video will freez it buffered 0_0
silipbuy 2 months ago
0:09 omg :O
Nitrox151 2 months ago in playlist IMG!
Lol you got me :|
EarthCyclop 2 months ago
Omg the funny thing is when it froze the time was still going!
GamerGodMan 2 months ago
when he said freze it frezed!
zerrierslizer1 3 months ago
im on that cool part of youtube again
RaidonzComedyFactory 3 months ago
LOL seriously as he was talking about my Youtube
Pausing it did because it needed to load
mickmousebuildahouse 3 months ago
jesus condom xDD
Evangelion1893 3 months ago
holy shit! when it said 'you're video will just freeze... my video freezed!
godricrandom 3 months ago
@godricrandom Lol you fail, he froze the video and edited in the loading icon...
xStyluh 3 months ago in playlist IMG!
@xStyluh no it froze, then crashed
godricrandom 3 months ago
Suzuki Hayubasa with roller skates on the guy XD
866Infernus 3 months ago
lol at 1:11 it says you under that guy's pic! Wtf?
ENbdragon 3 months ago
I love how Jesus Condom has a scar on his head, must get beat up alot.
leonia97 3 months ago
That thumbnail scared the living shit outta me, so I just had to watch this one 0.o
Mileyfan17034 3 months ago
vsauce it says you like touching your butt in the butt toucher registry do you touch yourself
kingofawsomeness20 3 months ago
a real buffer cameright after the fake one O_O inception
kilIbot11 3 months ago
that ad that has a butterfly in it keeps messing up youtube for me! >:(
pxndxleo77 3 months ago
who else wasn't paying attention and paused or rewinded the video when he made it bluffer?
Oblivian470 3 months ago
lmao cobbledick haha
SeGaSaTuRn1994 3 months ago
0:51 OMG I PAUSED IT AND IT STILL MOVED :OOOO
qazerkieCXhristian 3 months ago
I love vsauce XD its so funny and educational XD
MikuHatsune3331 3 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT AAAHAHAHAHA JESUS CONDOM
Jrf2112ROBLOXStyle 3 months ago
I forgot and touched it again XD
H8nLof 3 months ago 74
i wanted to play that snake game at 1:13 but u ruined it bitch ==
JakeAnge1 3 months ago
3 out of 4 links contained hot picture of women :D
Rhapsody17 3 months ago
on 1:14 i tried to play snake :(
Stuvys 3 months ago in playlist IMG!
My cousin's name is Amanda Blow
thewriter2993 3 months ago in playlist IMG!
wow my internet connection stopped exactly when you said freeze
godzidan 3 months ago
@godzidan Lmao, it wasn't the internet connection, it was the video. I thought the exact same thing.
nicefacekid014 3 months ago
@nicefacekid014 actually no it is my internet connection i saw TWO of the circles not the one
godzidan 3 months ago
lmao "In soviet Russia waldo finds you"
stevens97775 3 months ago
Also Dick Butkiss was the pitsburge Steelers old football manager
Graypigs29 3 months ago
I could not stop laughing an Dr. Pornsak and Jesus Condom...:DDDDDDD
Graypigs29 3 months ago
Moe Lester is the best name
xPixelTVx 3 months ago
my vid freezed lol
ManectricPup 3 months ago
i tought the vid actually freezed lol :P
giannidiz 3 months ago
I FOUND OUT HOW TO FOOL ILLUSIONS LIKE THIS:
CROSS YOUR EYES SLIGHTLY THEN MOVE THEM AROUND
kodred996 3 months ago in playlist IMG!
i survived and touche ya but xp
009ziggy 3 months ago
waaaa! whyd i tuch the-
oh. ok :)
cascadakat 3 months ago
on 00:08 you see a motercycle driver with skates
caseyK237 3 months ago
the video actualy froze when he said that !
MrOssi370 3 months ago
@MrOssi370 It's suppose to.. -_-
zPRESSzSTARTz 3 months ago
Jesus Condom- protection from jesus LOL
greensqual1 3 months ago
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XPWNRXxX 3 months ago
1:10 Hey! the picture at the bottom IS me!.......... No, it isn't
RedSquadala5Renewed 4 months ago
Batman bin Suparman LOLOLOLOL
SuperBlurBoy 4 months ago
how did you guys do that?! the freeeze was just epic xDDD
TwingNsu94 4 months ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
who does that?!? really? thats just a dick move too funny to be mad at.
SuperMack001 4 months ago
my video actually froze :(
hughgo2 4 months ago
@hughgo2 It was part of the video not a real loading circle lol
serensnipe 3 months ago
@serensnipe yes i know, when that part was happening my vid actually buffered
hughgo2 3 months ago
lol but touchers got so serious that the fart i was risking almost did become diarrhoea. I almost did shit my pants. but it paid off :D
waddy5000 4 months ago
how the heck does the monkey even move! DAMN YOU SCIENCE!!!!!!
vincereviews 4 months ago
@nsnosa55
They aren't permanent on animals but I think they are on humans
XxBentlightxX 4 months ago
thumbs up if you tried to play worm with the pretend buffer circle
starwarsfan234 4 months ago
Inner lip tattoos aren't permanent
nsosa55 4 months ago
YOU DESERVE MY SUBSCRIPTION !!!
littleeskimo26z 4 months ago 104
lol the buffering think.. i thought it was real lmfao
DethHax 4 months ago
lmao Jesus Condom
Namehereplz98 4 months ago 155
@Namehereplz98 i said it out loud in laughter. my mom was not pleased. she was talking to the vicar.
MrKoiking1 2 months ago
@Namehereplz98 problem?
vzik2 2 months ago in playlist IMG!
dont forget the horrable name Ramaman Deep!
mrpeanutbutter98 4 months ago
SCARY THE ALMONDS ARE MOVING AND I PAUSED THE VIDEO
gamingpro1000 4 months ago
lol i kept on rewinding the vid cause i thought it lagged ... i fail!
MRSlothSlayer 4 months ago
0:29 is a fake... look at the ladies hand....
stevenw131 4 months ago 2
Ben Dover . . .
lol! XD
jaevees 4 months ago
find the nine
9
yay! you win!
camogirl141 4 months ago
I love how the illusions instantly move for me.
TheRebelEye 4 months ago
Jesus Condom made me LOL
AyJoeJoe 4 months ago
I thought the loading this was real so i kept on going back a few seconds then i just said SCREW IT and i went "oh damn didnt see that..."
54AgeOfRogue54 4 months ago
mine froze as soon as he said freeze
BrookeLynne121 4 months ago
@BrookeLynne121 it was supposed to do that
hopeabandoner 4 months ago
Damn I fall again
miamigoluis 4 months ago
1:14 Nice try Dooood
UchihaHemerly 4 months ago
My screen didn't freeze I geuss I don't like touching butts
Ainsliam 4 months ago
Uh oh my screen froze. I guess that means I liked touching his butt. BUTTTOUCHER!!!!!
kfergie22 4 months ago
I almost reload the page...
daggerls 4 months ago
LOLZ! my vid buffered at "and youre video will just freeze"
uberjammo 4 months ago 2
who else got scared at 1:09???????
Sirlancelot555 4 months ago
Anyone notice on the butt touchers list it said Micheal Stevens Justin Bieber Jake Chudnow TODD WOMACK!! and Sarah Palin
ILoveDuckieOfAwesome 4 months ago
right as you said freeze, yt had to buffer
philberttron 5 months ago in playlist IMG!
my lil brother shut his computer down because he thought that the freece-thingy was real LOLOLOL XDDD
NAN0BRAKER 5 months ago
on 1:13 i really thought it yest FROZE LOL
supergodmusic2 5 months ago
1:43. What kind of name is Phoebe Cho?
lobo5o 5 months ago
Part of me felt bad for the guys with the bad names. Except for Batman Bin Suparman. That name is fucking awesome.
marioskywalker64 5 months ago
jesus Condom. lmao
lilSwagg201 5 months ago
That almond thing is trippy dude. I was like "Ahhhh!!! Trippy..."
negima3210 5 months ago in playlist More videos from vsauce
IMG is awesome !
KatriiKillsYou 5 months ago
Love the guy ridding a bike with rollerblades on.
JasonVladimir 5 months ago
why does the guy on the right in the first picture look like he had serious HANGIN boobies?
ALSMember 5 months ago
Right when he said the Video will Freeze. The Video Freezed.
mrshjonas 5 months ago
WTF! I laughed so hard at 1:53
zach3893 5 months ago
0:33 WHAT A BIG PUSSY.... CAT! ;)
ramz12345 5 months ago
hahah 2GRL1CUP @0:9 xD
RandomTroII 5 months ago
Haha Jesus condom :D
TheSlimFilms 5 months ago
hidden pic 0:09
maxiecool11 5 months ago
jesus condom- what a sad name
madagascar202 5 months ago
we got the warping thing in my school
Badzarely 5 months ago
I have a friend whos grandma is named fuc, they are asian and their last name is Yu. Fuc Yu
aaronpapanos 5 months ago
tried to play snake when video stopped.
Ahvgust 5 months ago in playlist IMG!