My fav lines: "Sit down son and let me give you a music lesson. Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson." And "I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls. And I'm glad I'm deaf so I cant hear that piece of shit "My World" lol
Well, you humorlessly put "beaver" instead of "Bieber" which might or might not be on purpose, so your either suggestion 1. Justin Bieber won or 2. Justin Bieber is an aquatic 4-legged mammal.
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Look what the cat dragged back from the dead. Looks like chewbaka wiped his ass on ya head! I'm the next Michael Jackson. Man you smell like Bette White! Heres some asprin. Your catchin' bieber fever tonight. Cuz my voice incredible and ya music is terrible and who even listens to classic any wha-ay-ay!
Can someone tell me what the name of the song is in the first ten second of the instrumental I know its not Fur Elise because it sounds too depressing, and besides I heard the whole song and I didn't hear this part. And I also don't think it's Symphony 5 because I heard that one too and I couldn't find that part also lol
Absolute coolness. These guys are just purely awesome. Really good, original, fitting words and very catchy beat. I love this rap, even though I am not a hip-hop/rapper at all.
Sit down son and let me give you a music lesson ask Bach i got more cock than smith and Weston, Never say never You'll never be forget n I've crafted master pieces that will last throughout the ages your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages, Im creating verbal murder in the major third degree my name is Beethoven mother fucker maybe you heard of me not the saint Bernard version im the real OG you wanna trade blows, YOU CANT EVEN HIT PUBERTY!
@TheBrandondddd I've got Kim kardashian in my bed backstage. When was the last time your music gotten anybody laid. I've got a concert in 5 so there's not much time left ( teehee) what can I say your own music made you deaf.
0:01 justin bieber!!! vs beetoven!! 0:12 look what the cat dragged back from the dead man it looks like chewbacca wiped his asss on your head im the next michael jackson you smell like bette white heres some aspirine your catching bieber fever to night because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible who even listen to classical any wayyy i under stand why they use a dog to play you in the movies
@abcdefgh1234534 sit down son and let me give u a music lesson, as bach of got more cock than smith and wesson, never say never you'll never be forgetten ive crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages yo music gets ur bitches on ur facebook pages!!, i committed verbal murder in the major 3rd degree my name s beetoven muthafucka maybe ya heard a me not the saint benard version im the real OG u wanna trade blows u cant even hit puberty!!
@Zombie5675 Seriously using gay as stupid ? Or are you just calling him homosexual if so thats fine but gay people get offended by this ,please dont take this as an offence just saying.By the way . Thumbs*
can i get this on itunes?
Torbertgen4 1 hour ago
Beetovan wins
toxicskills1998 2 days ago
My fav lines: "Sit down son and let me give you a music lesson. Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson." And "I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls. And I'm glad I'm deaf so I cant hear that piece of shit "My World" lol
NinjasticNinjette 1 week ago
"I crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages! Your music get's you bitches on your face book pages!" My favorite line.
fiviifjj 1 week ago
the last part reminds me of the demigod (game) theme music
thavador 4 weeks ago
@TwoSidesOnePerson you do me the courtesy of rap instrumental "Master Chief vs Leonidas!"? is season 2 (please correct the minutes)
leoratian 1 month ago
You want to be a white usher? Here show them to there seats.. I love how there were two jokes in that one d:
Asaucytaco11 1 month ago
epic beat
Aspire693 1 month ago
Whats the original song? @_@
Nooblyte 1 month ago
@Nooblyte This is a remix of Beethoven's, "For Elis" song.
thelastknight0 1 month ago
@thelastknight0
* Für Elise
V_V
Lottejojotje 1 month ago
@Nooblyte
Actually, its the fifth symphony mixed with Fur Delis, but Fur Delis wasn't by Beethoven :c
TwoandaHalfPygmies 1 month ago
@TwoandaHalfPygmies yes it was.
MissusOtt 1 month ago
@TwoandaHalfPygmies Für Elise, not fur delis, and yes he did write it.
mulderxyz 1 month ago
Ask Bach, I've got more cock then Smith and Wesson.
zophot1 1 month ago
Makes me want to listen to some fucking BEETHOVEN right now.
douchicide 1 month ago
jo i'm gonna use this expect to hear this beat again on a rap
jaiman304 2 months ago
@destroy252525 your white ijust know that
bladeravenhead8 2 months ago
Oh wow I just rapped it perfectly.___. SWAGG!
destroy252525 2 months ago
I like really love this song. It's really good with the modern beat
kolamashine 2 months ago
I GOT IT!!!
MorphMaster4412 2 months ago
which beethoven symphony is this excerpt from? I don't remember!
Dinoman217 2 months ago
@Dinoman217
5th.
TwoandaHalfPygmies 2 months ago
@Dinoman217 Fur Elise
SkISl0pE 2 months ago
wow once again all the top comments are the exact same thing
SuperHollywoodproduc 2 months ago 4
justin beaver
xBringMe115x 2 months ago
@xBringMe115x
I think you spelled his name wrong.
TwoandaHalfPygmies 2 months ago
@TwoandaHalfPygmies i dont see where :(
xBringMe115x 2 months ago
@xBringMe115x
Well, you humorlessly put "beaver" instead of "Bieber" which might or might not be on purpose, so your either suggestion 1. Justin Bieber won or 2. Justin Bieber is an aquatic 4-legged mammal.
TwoandaHalfPygmies 2 months ago
@TwoandaHalfPygmies ehhh its option 2 cause i think Beethoven won. and believe me it was a humorous pun, because of my hatred towards him.
xBringMe115x 2 months ago
@xBringMe115x
Beaver is an insult?
TwoandaHalfPygmies 2 months ago
@TwoandaHalfPygmies ehh not really, i was just saying his name in beaver form. big deal.
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JesusCoalition 2 months ago
no 2nd top comment um chuck fucing norris
goldlover73 3 months ago in playlist Epic Rap Battles of History Instrumentals 2
How about we do something actual informative. Obama vs. Plato.
nickmotzkus 3 months ago
Can you make this into an MP3 please?
BlockedBlock 3 months ago
@BlockedBlock i can if you sub me ;)
fredenronnygamingHD 3 months ago in playlist Meer video's van TwoSidesOnePerson
I would smack you but in Germany we don't hit little girls!
Must he say more?
riba223 3 months ago
Why the hell are people such thumbup whores lately?2 years a go there were zero thumbup beggars if i remember well...
Also, this is my lulluby.
Matooreeei 3 months ago
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@Matooreeei
I seriously do not think it matters.
TwoandaHalfPygmies 3 months ago
Look what the cat dragged back from the dead. Looks like chewbaka wiped his ass on ya head! I'm the next Michael Jackson. Man you smell like Bette White! Heres some asprin. Your catchin' bieber fever tonight. Cuz my voice incredible and ya music is terrible and who even listens to classic any wha-ay-ay!
cxander08 3 months ago
look what*
cxander08 3 months ago
LOOK WHO THE CAT DRAGGED BACK FROM THE DEAD... LOOKS LIKE CHEWBAKA WIPED HIS ASS ON YA HEAD!
cxander08 3 months ago
Can someone tell me what the name of the song is in the first ten second of the instrumental I know its not Fur Elise because it sounds too depressing, and besides I heard the whole song and I didn't hear this part. And I also don't think it's Symphony 5 because I heard that one too and I couldn't find that part also lol
lizaguilar11 3 months ago
Can any one give me the music notes for keyboard? Or a link? Thanks
EpicAnimationsDJH 3 months ago
bad
TheOldWizard1 3 months ago
Hey man could you get the new song in youtube?
MultiMaZaa 3 months ago
so like whats the regular version of the song called?
slashgh31234 3 months ago
@slashgh31234 It's a mix between Beethoven's "Fur Elise" and the first movement of his 5th symphony.
ensignlilyjavert 3 months ago
Absolute coolness. These guys are just purely awesome. Really good, original, fitting words and very catchy beat. I love this rap, even though I am not a hip-hop/rapper at all.
Mr13Xariel 3 months ago
this instrumental is like the remix of that beethoven song...i forgot its name damn it! lol but nice
saiyan536 3 months ago
@saiyan536
Für Elise. But there are also parts which sound like the Fate one.
Mr13Xariel 3 months ago
if anyone noticed this is like the only song without the annoying beatsplanet thing
godscommaro2 4 months ago
Sit down son and let me give you a music lesson ask Bach i got more cock than smith and Weston, Never say never You'll never be forget n I've crafted master pieces that will last throughout the ages your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages, Im creating verbal murder in the major third degree my name is Beethoven mother fucker maybe you heard of me not the saint Bernard version im the real OG you wanna trade blows, YOU CANT EVEN HIT PUBERTY!
Agree with me...:OWNED!!!
soulcrusherx29 4 months ago 2
I know all the words.
beansterman1998 4 months ago
who else started rapping the entire lyrics of the battle to this and used a kids voice for the justin bieber parts
NJdevils47 4 months ago 133
@NJdevils47 Guilty!
TwoSidesOnePerson 4 months ago 63
@TwoSidesOnePerson lol :) great quality btw you think you might be able to get the cpt kirk vs christopher columbus instrumental up?
NJdevils47 4 months ago
@NJdevils47 Guilty
3KidPlay 4 months ago
@NJdevils47 guilty as charded
girlpower3245 3 months ago
@NJdevils47 I had to get a vasectomy to sound like bieber
xXpivotvalveXx 2 months ago
@NJdevils47 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
SuperWarHeros 2 months ago
@NJdevils47 i sung all of beethoven's parts, even with the crazy voice :D
Draakdarkmaster6 1 month ago
74,921 What? why is it only showing how many times i have watched it?
XD
victoriagaga01 4 months ago in playlist Liked 4
download this for free go to video2mp3(dot)net and put this url in thumbs up so everyone can see
xXBmanroxsXx 4 months ago
The 5 dislikes are from Bieber fans and Beethoven haters because we all know who won...
AFROJASON666 4 months ago
@AFROJASON666
Justin Destroyed, thank you.
TwoandaHalfPygmies 4 months ago
@AFROJASON666
Yeah, Justin Bieber owned Beethoven. Your right.
TwoandaHalfPygmies 3 months ago
@TwoandaHalfPygmies Hell no! Bieber can suck my left nut. Beethoven pwnd Bieber
AFROJASON666 3 months ago
@AFROJASON666
Hell yes! You just say Beethoven won because you hate Beiber, you probably didn't even listen to his raps.
TwoandaHalfPygmies 3 months ago
@TwoandaHalfPygmies or maybe because im not an 8 year old little girl who does nothing but think of bieber. beethoven was a g.
AFROJASON666 3 months ago
@AFROJASON666
But i'm not either. So were even.
TwoandaHalfPygmies 3 months ago
@AFROJASON666 w3rd homie gangsta like a mufucka
mcdrunkin 3 months ago
Damnnnnn memorized the whole song!! FTW
LikeLegitness 4 months ago
i cant stop listening to it ...
yesman456 4 months ago
Beethoven looks a little like Anakin Skywalker without the white hair.
TehPielightZone 4 months ago 2
Beethoven looks hawt o-0
LikeLegitness 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TwoSidesOnePerson 3
WHO EVEN LISTENS TO CLASSICAL ANYWAYHAY!! da face he made was hilarious!!
UltraFatality18 5 months ago
Who else starting rapping the entire lyrics of the battle to this?
evilmick66 5 months ago 91
@evilmick66 In my head xD
TheMjtmaster 5 months ago
@evilmick66 me XD and finnished it XD
CzEcHmySmOkE 4 months ago
@evilmick66 i started part
cxander08 3 months ago
@evilmick66 Me!
MissAnimeFreak513 1 month ago
I bought mine. :3 I'm so going to use this, but add different words to it instead. :)
XAerifyX 5 months ago
I love this jhsdgkhgjdkfn
Tiptox 5 months ago
incrible mix
delgado741741 5 months ago in playlist Liked
Sub woofer rape.
thebesteressness 5 months ago
Put the free download link :L
TheComedySubscriber 5 months ago
Thumbs up if u was rapping with beat!
319jazzy 5 months ago 62
@319jazzy i was rapping the whole song through it was the real words though i wasn't making up my own :)
TheBursting2 4 months ago
@319jazzy Thumbs up if you know how to use subject-verb agreement!
TwoSidesOnePerson 4 months ago 86
@TwoSidesOnePerson it's called conjugation... lol I just learned all about that stuff in Spanish class...
1zark 3 days ago
this is my favorite beat, how it mixes pop, classical, and hiphop together is genius, there should seriously be more music like this
thumbs up if you agree
AnimeFuckHead 5 months ago 11
creative
shabalakaboka2 5 months ago
don't understand me wrong but if someone do the musics good like that he have to be interesting with music :D not make rap battles music
SelinTopkaya 5 months ago
Beethoven using fruity loops
FilosofiayLetrasVdV 5 months ago
Best part:
0:24 The piano bit.. EPIC repetitions of HISTORY
Rayster35 6 months ago
I don't know about you guys, but this is the best instrumental in the ERBOH series.
URZeroGravity 6 months ago
doesnt this sound like a realy awsome battle theme from some amazing game
no, im seriousley asking!!!!!!!!
AlmogTC 6 months ago
When Beethoven lyrics was: YOU ONLY GET BITCHES ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES *Pushes Piano*
When i sing i push my laptop...
CrabbyDarth2122 6 months ago 8
@CrabbyDarth2122 Awwwww, dont worry, u also look awsome when u do it! Doesnt matter if its a piano or a laptop! :)
Th3odor90 6 months ago
i love the bass :D
blackrabbitwhitesoul 6 months ago
BEETHOVEN LOOKS DUMB BUT FUNNY
beastbrother001 6 months ago
SUPERMAN VS WOVEREEN
beastbrother001 6 months ago
Justin Bieber actually look like a cool kid in the rap battle
CrysisNerd 6 months ago
Epic Rap battle? Epic Rap INSTRUMENTAL!! :D
Xiomara727 6 months ago
I love the beat and fyi in Germany they don't hit little girls.
MissAnimeFreak513 6 months ago 8
sick beat
sirimtricky 6 months ago 5
@CommanderYew and is always funny
Zombie5675 6 months ago
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5 people forgot the lyrics
MrsRETROCINEMA 6 months ago
5peoplle forgot the lyrics
MrsRETROCINEMA 6 months ago
My name is Beethoven mother fucker, maybe you heard of me!
Motsenbopper 6 months ago 5
FAG quit stealing
phsycoblah 6 months ago
Gay gay and more gay
pancakeboy86 6 months ago
Wow beethoven music is always so happy sounds like he needs to take his happy pill
presley1382 6 months ago
This is my favorite :)
kimsani03 6 months ago
props to the guy who played justin bieber thats having some major balls
gommiification 6 months ago
@gommiification His names "Damnitsgood808" on youtube (:
jesuslovesyou223 6 months ago
anyone figured out the intro? its an improv but if anyone knows where i can get a midi of that id be rly grateful!
fgzf 7 months ago
0:50 Bitches on your facebook pages!
kaizoisevil 7 months ago 4
EVERYBODY STOP FREAKING QUOTING THE VIDEO
Skullcatcher117 7 months ago
if you need the lyrics i have them
unitedboy31 7 months ago
Where can I get the mp3 for this?
Ryodisis 7 months ago
@TheBrandondddd I've got Kim kardashian in my bed backstage. When was the last time your music gotten anybody laid. I've got a concert in 5 so there's not much time left ( teehee) what can I say your own music made you deaf.
TheTruthSheet 7 months ago
you are a gay ass
Skullcatcher117 7 months ago
@Skullcatcher117 It's funny because it's a picture of Bieber.
TwoSidesOnePerson 7 months ago
Beethoven looks like an epic super badass here
AKASUKIJOE 7 months ago 8
@AKASUKIJOE He actually looks kinda hot... >_> Hotter than JUSTIN BIEBER ATLEAST!!!
Menasay 7 months ago
sickkk! i want this as my floor music
TheJustinselenalover 7 months ago
@Zombie5675 I would, but I dont know how to give you a thump up.
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TheyCallMeZortman 7 months ago
0:01 justin bieber!!! vs beetoven!! 0:12 look what the cat dragged back from the dead man it looks like chewbacca wiped his asss on your head im the next michael jackson you smell like bette white heres some aspirine your catching bieber fever to night because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible who even listen to classical any wayyy i under stand why they use a dog to play you in the movies
abcdefgh1234534 7 months ago
@abcdefgh1234534 u forgot this part... and now that your next to me i can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies.
italianbambina01 7 months ago
@abcdefgh1234534 sit down son and let me give u a music lesson, as bach of got more cock than smith and wesson, never say never you'll never be forgetten ive crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages yo music gets ur bitches on ur facebook pages!!, i committed verbal murder in the major 3rd degree my name s beetoven muthafucka maybe ya heard a me not the saint benard version im the real OG u wanna trade blows u cant even hit puberty!!
TheBrandondddd 7 months ago
this will make good elevator music
chookalatemuffin 7 months ago 6
Thanks for the instrumental =)
Sylvanyicool 7 months ago
awesome instrumental
Animeborn525 8 months ago
Beethoven remember the name
After this battle you'll be in a lot of pain
All of your music is shit
Please girl, grow a tit!
xProBandit 8 months ago 3
does anyone know the original beethoven piano song for this?
JoshFuckYeahh 8 months ago 18
@JoshFuckYeahh Für Elise and part of Symphony 9, I think. =P
TwoSidesOnePerson 8 months ago 46
@TwoSidesOnePerson actually I believe is symphony #5
puchy110 8 months ago
@TwoSidesOnePerson Yeah it's "Für Elise" very sure :D
leamusic4life 8 months ago
@TwoSidesOnePerson
I think thats the 5th symphony
PtolemeeAlexandrinus 7 months ago
@TwoSidesOnePerson no its fur elise and beethoven's 5 symphony
metalpegasis 7 months ago
@TwoSidesOnePerson no it is Fur Elise and Symphony 5.
kaizoisevil 7 months ago
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ThreexxDaysxxGracexx 6 months ago
@TwoSidesOnePerson fur Elise yes ... Symphony 9 no ... idk what it is ... but i dont think it was symphony 9
ThreexxDaysxxGracexx 6 months ago
@TwoSidesOnePerson i thinkg its a symphony 5 dude ;)
ketiw2 6 months ago
@TwoSidesOnePerson Its Symphony 5 btw
Drakelx555 5 months ago 4
@JoshFuckYeahh fur elise and symphony 5
00Mj000 8 months ago
@JoshFuckYeahh
How could you not know?! It's almost the most famous piece in the world.
TheLonelyForce 7 months ago
yeah
spyk0001 7 months ago
@JoshFuckYeahh
It's actaully Fur Elise and the opening movement to symphony 5
muffin8or 7 months ago
@JoshFuckYeahh I wanted to know the same thing. I knew the name, but I can't remember it.
Kbob5000 6 months ago
This is my favorite beat.
Jamsessionroom1337 8 months ago 5
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justin biber is gay !!!! :D THUMPS UP
Zombie5675 8 months ago 94
@Zombie5675 If I had one cent for every time I said that, I'd be having enough budget to make a blockbuster already.
TwoSidesOnePerson 8 months ago 76
@Zombie5675 For some reason no one Thumbs you up...
DoubleADubstep 8 months ago 4
@DoubleADubstep That's because he was too obvious? =P
TwoSidesOnePerson 8 months ago 12
@Zombie5675 Learn to spell, first.
sikproductions1221 8 months ago
@Zombie5675 why do you allways say that u don't have to think some stories if you are jeleus and hate him
yeazvez 7 months ago
@Zombie5675 why do you call it 'thumps'? is that deliberate or are you just stupid?
MrStarbucks1989 7 months ago
@Zombie5675 Seriously using gay as stupid ? Or are you just calling him homosexual if so thats fine but gay people get offended by this ,please dont take this as an offence just saying.By the way . Thumbs*
TheGreenArrow100 6 months ago
@TheGreenArrow100 KISS MY ASS YOU DOUCHEBAG, YOU LOVE JUSTİN BIEBER YOU FUCKING ASSEHOLE ... thank you :D
Zombie5675 6 months ago
0:53 one of the best lines of ALL the battles
EQTrax 8 months ago 2
What about the Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny Rap Battle?????? O.O
ShadowEbreo 8 months ago 2
anyone know whats the fisrt song that plays in the music?not fur elsie the one before that the one in the few second in the video from 0:00 to 0:10
TeamToonz1 8 months ago
this sounds SOOOO good
amaSenpai 8 months ago
what was the beethoven soundtrack called ?
reece684 8 months ago
@reece684 Für Elise :)
Youdj12345 8 months ago
This is a really good instrumental =) I love how the beat matches the piano music!!
Sylvanyicool 8 months ago
Use freecorder
PrankHouse100 8 months ago
Download link?
mariomarroquinvega 8 months ago