Geordie jeans - Shooting Stars - BBC comedy

[jackandjuice]

13 people wear jeans that are slightly too loose (especially around the arse)

[CaptainBanglawala]

This truly is at the cutting edge of comedy. Although I do wonder what aliens might make of us if this is all they saw.

[1977Futre]

Ulrika's accent was dire lol.

[r1o9n8a6n]

Has anyone got any idea what ulrika says after hse says have you seen allan....i cant understand it but think its sooo funny

[leeham991]

Ah ner. Ther specially teit around the aarse.

[KAINEIZRUDE]

need room for me farts to floort aboot in, ya naaa like, for when am GANNIN OOT

[wiganrlfc]

I wish I'd gone to uncle Jack's funeral.

[Bethywethy6]

Jaaaadeee Jeayns

[JohnnyFavorite1970]

"They are especially tight round the orrrrrrse."

[MeManMk1]

the Reeves and Mortimer guys remind me of the 'bra men' from A Smell of....

[matrstudio]

Geordie Jumpers are good too

[1gadena]

Vic reeves equals not funny! Shit comedian. Bob mortimer's very good!

[craigchisel]

Priceless

[Bellocks1]

What does he say at 0:44?

[radlord]

@Bellocks1 'when I'm gannin oot' (Going out)

[raulashenko]

@Bellocks1 'When i'm gannin oot' - 'When i'm going out'

[bainzeyboy]

those jeans are a bit loose round thee backside like.

[JRTOON]

awesome again

[SoggyTissue]

lol....i forgot about this clip, made me laugh...whey aye man!

[Stobbsy01]

I spent my entire childhood wearing Geordie Jeans!! Superior Denim wear ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!

[Chrisofwowjr]

Bring em back

[klojinum]

Proud to have actually owned a pair of Geordie Jeans thanks to this skit. LOL

[lonelykirsty]

Legends :D 

[dannythegent1]

Im a redcar lad and I love the fact these are our lads!!!!! What a lovely little doggy, i think it's an alsation!!!!!

[weavehole]

Is that the same pub they filmed that episode of The Office where Gervais goes on a blind date?

[waheybulldog]

Funny how all the BBCWorldwide videos seem to have adverts before them. Hmmm

[UpCheers]

So funny Vic and Bob man. Check out our Up Cheers profile for brand new North East sketches!

[raulashenko]

This is a wearside accent with the over pronunciation of E I and R's.

[geezer732]

i divent naa wotsa foonny lake

[realitychecker1000]

That is a Wearside accent (Sunderland) not Geordie!

[radioskip]

@realitychecker1000 Not exactly Mackem. They are smoggies (from Middlesboro and Darlington area)

[UpCheers]

@radioskip

correct my friend

[lungos87]

the moment was ruined by a stupid advert. thank you you tube..

[paddycampbell84]

0:50 - watch Vic as Ulrika starts to talk, you can see him trying to hide his laughing, and Bob starts to go too towards the end!

[toonnobby82]

have you noticed no one says 'hinny' anymore?

[ElBerto]

@toonnobby82 I never noticed anyone saying "hinny" ever.

[starstruckone]

aye ower ya heed

[lightflower]

ROFL at this video

[stephenmyers99]

Toit in thee orse.

[dan32113]

Gok Wan wears Geordie jeans!

[addino2007]

Advert on a BBC video, what the fuck, i want my TV licence fee back

[dan32113]

George Michael likes men in Georgie jeans, as they are very tight around the ass!

[BroccoliBiatch]

This is fucking genius.

Their accents are hilarious. :')

[shaunyd1234]

A know, they are especially tight round the orse

[papa12213]

How Randy Stuart those jeans are a bit loose round the backside like, "aye they leave room for me faarts to float about in like for when am oot! hahahahaha

[bobspanner]

Bob's accent is priceless

[Oscar301]

Vic's get-up reminds me of the Beastie Boys' Sabotage video

[fuckamericanidiot]

@Oscar301 definitely

[Rocketronnie7]

Am a Geordie and i think this is quality haha!

[youngy1]

this 'oldfart72' user is obviously a southern troll. has he been up here?

[geordietoddy]

I wore Geordie Jeans as a kid! Got them from the metro-centre shop.

[BetseyUK23]

My Dad owned Geordie Jeans and he thought this video was hilarious. He had no problems whatsoever with the sketch and was very proud it aired on national television.

For those 'in the know' Geordie Jeans NEVER went bankrupt. It got out at the right time while other businesses are now failing with supermarket giants and the likes of Primark.

There were many Geordie Jeans shops throughout the North East, and yes, even in Sunderland. Why not!?!?

Many thanks for all the support!!!

[jgilb100]

Geordie jumpers are better :P

[girlhitsbus]

I had geordie jeans as a bairn :p

[qwertyuiopdanaztee]

lol they sound areet like good attempt

[thephilster10]

i wish i was werin geordy jeans :(

[womblefree]

I had flares once, very useful if you got big conkers and you wanted a girlfriend

[SaitanMar]

The voices are amazingly brilliantly superb.

[mrcakey]

I'm sure I used to go to a real life shop in North Shields called Geordie Jeans.

[punkoid76]

@mrcakey there was a branch of Geordie Jeans in Sunderland in the 1980's, of all places.

[emmy896]

@mrcakey I used to go to the one in South Shields when I was a kid. It's HMV now.

[nickmalligan]

i'm a geordie, alawys will be and fookin prood ov it man leek!!!!

[ppauly]

why is the bbc advertising....i pay my ficking licence fee so you dont do that

[ozena52]

Are you fucking serious?

[ppauly]

er yeah

[Spraycando]

Yer seem tuh uv stirlin' thuh sher.

[grifsters]

Quality! I wish i were wearin geordie jeans!

[hedkandicaine]

lmao...i remember having a pair of 'geordie jeans' when i was 7...there was the whole shop called geordie jeans in middlesbrough....oh my gawd hahaha....classic

[TheRealJihadJoe]

@hedkandicaine I used to go to the one in Newcastle :P Geordie geordie jeans XD

[hedkandicaine]

and in redcar, there was Geordie Girl...must be a northun thang hehehe ;)

[VIKINGODIN]

@hedkandicaine I had em when I was a kid too

[Danil0v1]

@hedkandicaine

Aye, there was one in the metro centre and a couple in the toon. I had a pair when i was a kid too hahaha

[corarox]

a just wanna slap that lass at 59 seconds. Like the other blokes are good at our accent but she is actually just shite !!

[marmite22]

@corarox

you mean Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulrika ka ka ka ka ka?

[Kezo1987]

Loving you, is easy 'cause your boobs are new!

[Wk193]

probably because she's scandinavian

[fuckamericanidiot]

nahh i liked ulrika in shooting stars, she was a good sport

[TheHarecat]

Geordie Jeans. Available in the South

[TheCuriousOrange83]

Ye seem to uv sturlen the shur.

[lubetuberudetube]

what advert? i'm using firefox with adblock plus so maybe that blocked the ad for me?

[SunburntHands]

who receives the money for this advert? I am a UK licence payer and have already paid to see this content, so why do I have to see a Nissan advert?

[pinkpont]

It's BBC Worldwide, which isn't funded by the licence fee, so it has to be funded by adverts.

[SunburntHands]

No it doesn't. BBC Worldwide is funded by the syndication and sale of BBC shows and formats on foreign networks. The BBC World Service features no adverts.

[pinkpont]

Regardless, with it being the commercial arm of the BBC, it's not restricted in the same way a standard BBC channel is. If I'm honest, a 30 second advert is a small price to pay for a lot of quality clips that wouldn't necessarily be otherwise available

[SunburntHands]

I take your point, but the problem with advertising alongside creative content is not the petty nuisance of it, but that the interests of the advertiser outweigh the interests of the viewer. The compound effect of this, were it to become universal, would be to prevent the BBC from taking the risks that result in some of the best programmes in the world.

[Sheepsqueezer]

@pinkpont The BBC is actually forbidden from making revenue by advertising, thats one of the conditions of its public funding.

[geordietoddy]

@SunburntHands Youtube will receive the money I imagine, seeing as it's their server bill that you are using up as you view this material.

[0ua8]

I wish i was wearing...Geordie Jeans... :-(

[GBscottieUK]

If this is a BBC video, I DO NOT EXPECT TO SEE AN ADVERT PLACED INFRONT OF IT!!! I'm a licence payer!!

Still funny video. :D

[rubbishycrap]

Plenty o' room for me farts ta flow!

[bingefeller]

lol our Andy Stewart!

[yyyfffff33333]

The funniest thing since Mike Ashley !

[WaldoGrapelliOHare]

The south is a million times worse, just nobodies a big enough twat to tell you.

[IAINoodle]

XD england sucks all over, try living in the midlands ur whole life

[steviefar]

@cptshittymcshitty

So is your mum

[BLACKBROOKBOYS29]

i wish i was wearing geordie jeans

[shanksy67]

so so funny

[kakaze]

wt,...f

[UTD111]

Those accents are as close to geordie as I am to baby spice - never got north of Smoggieland.....

[cookielovesnosh]

thats what makes it funny m8 :)

[cookielovesnosh]

i wish i was wearing geodie jeans PMSL

[colashanacogh]

whoa wasnt expectin to see matt lucas at 1:08 :)

[TheGargantuanSock]

Nothing too exciting - he was in every episode...

[colashanacogh]

oh i thought this was an old tv show

[bingefeller]

I lol @ our Andy Stewart.

[ISmellPussyClan]

i wish i was wearing geordie jeans

[themackemboy]

geordie jeans loud of shyt like like the full of geordies lol

[hootbathpropsoap]

@themackemboy learn to spell,you scruffy mackem cunt,and get a fuckn wash.

[fitforaking]

There's a reason they have a bit of Boro to their accents. Bobs from Boro and Vic grew up in Darlo. Once saw Vic / Jim in Guisborough. He was dressed down trying to look inconspicuous, while NAncy, his other half, had boots & hot-pants on. Tends to stand out in a sleepy little market town...!

[GrinahStones]

I'm sure Georgie Jeans had a shop in Sunderland in 1993.

[simmzdeli]

wat yee tarkin aboot like yi divys

[kerrinda]

their accents sound more mackem or middlesborough than geordie like, but still funny as fuck!

[dave38x]

fuck off they dont sound like they are from boro!

[boydegg]

The Geordie accent = instant comedy. Just like the Welsh accent.

[Mikinioo]

newcastle used to be in the premier league ;)

[bigguscurlyus]

And we will again! Someday........

[toonnobby82]

@Mikinioo they're back in now!

[tommy3lions]

funny stuff, I used to wear geirdie jeans, are they still on the go?

[josephbracey]

they went bust

[ftindex]

ace

[jimbob6421a]

Geordie jumpers buy them you shits

[22poopoo]

I want one like, but wheere de ya get em? I canni see em round our area like.

[janiac83]

Geordie Jeans, Geordie Jumpers and now Geordie Sofas. Best Trilogy Ever!

[buttsyrc8]

What is a Geordie Sofa?

Am curious as jumpers are cool as we all know.

Pringle is the best.

[helanus]

i wonder if they know that they're used to be a shop in the metro centre called geordie jeans?

[flattopafro]

Just to quote oldfart72...

"Bunch of northern thickos, spend there time claiming benefits and nicking cars."

Learn to spell 'their' you thick cunt!

Grammar lesson brought to you by a northern thicko.

[FlanniganisaRACIST]

That is some quality clamping up, oldfart72, go fuck yourself :-)

[camshanks]

@flattopafro Should be "their", Sorry!I'm from the NE too though so point still stands!

[tinyrebellion]

@flattopafro do us proud like! love from the north west!

[ConvexFolds]

@flattopafro complete pwnage on oldfart72 me thinks lol

[C8linGrahamXD]

@flattopafro hey im newcastle!! but your reet its thu truth lol!!!

[bombfuckinhadston]

@C8linGrahamXD your newcastle ? as in the entire city

[verity617]

A masterpiece, everyone wore Geordie Jeans!! Great clip!

[melvinceltic]

yer seem to have sturlen the shur......

[heartandsoul1988]

who wants to be a miserable southern twat?

[22poopoo]

Not me like, I want to be a miserable Noorthern twat! Aye I do that heartandsoul1988, I do that as like.

[dogseggs2000]

@oldfart4751

THEIR YOU FUCKING MORON

<------ Geordie

[batazer]

I don't like advertisements!

[chris2para]

Both born in boro actually !

[bules72]

I remember there was a real shop called Geordie Jeans in the 80s. Haymarket area.

[superleeds73]

superb

[anmaree]

Oh god, Ulrika's accent is awful.

[robinamarie007]

I wish I was wearing Geordie Jeans.

:D

[gossieuk]

they are especially tight round the orse

[jammygamer]

Then buggar off and go watch Little Britain, Little Miss Jocelyn or the other modern crap that's on TV nowadays

[kendalino96]

XD XD XD i love thiss scetch!

[ShireGeordie]

Great idea, but getting two southerners with Durham accents doesn't make it a Geordie sound alike advert. Shame as it could have been quite good if they had found someone from Nucassul to help with the pronounciation.

[StJak89]

its obviously a parody, no one in newcastle sounds that bad...maybe

[ShireGeordie]

Oh I see, so it does n't have to sound like it, any attempt will do. Okay. Point taken

Mind you they do sound like that if they are from Darlington and Middlesbrough and living in Nucassul :}

[DarthW44RTH]

haha it's Vic and Bob mate. The fact that their accents are friggin' terrible makes the advert so much better.

[ShireGeordie]

You are right Darth. Get two suthinars te dee a shite advort and peeple laff.

[Tavener88]

Except they were both born in Yorkshire...

[ShireGeordie]

Thats exactly what I said. Two suthinars!

[Tavener88]

Yorkshire isn't in the 'suth' of england.

[ShireGeordie]

Look bonnie lad (used loosely of course)

If you are south of the Tyne you are a southernah from doon sooth. Me mutha was a suthinah and she was from Coonty Durim . You can be an honorary Geordie if you like.

[Tavener88]

I noo where you ah coming froom then, but ahny yorkshahman would nava accept bein cahled a suthernah, tha's all ah mehnt.

[Samagorny]

you come from london rite :P

[ShireGeordie]

Is that London, France?

[Samagorny]

London, Italy

[assault70]

they are frm the north east m8 vic is frm darlington n bob is frm boro i know cos im frm that area

[Tavener88]

according to wiki Bob was born in Acklam, which is north yorkshire, and Vic was born in Leeds but moved to Darlington at a young age. It's neglible, pretty much around the same area north yorkshire/north east.

[skankinhappy]

lol

[Leprechaun06]

i loved geordie jeans. now theyve got sum shitty designer shop there instead.

i wish i was wearing geordie jeans ='[

[dadswizz]

one of the best sketches ever. this did for geordies jeans what edwina curry did for eggs !