Goose Fight

[8888888A8888888]

beatdown!

[s4ujcd]

Gotta keepem separated.

[KoivuTheHab]

Someone put them on a plate and make it quick...

[shairaptor]

@KoivuTheHab no eating of geese! they're majestic! I kill YOU and eat YOU ! fucker

[KoivuTheHab]

@shairaptor I know I am one tasty fuck, come over sometime I'd like to see you try and make me your dinner =;)

[shairaptor]

@KoivuTheHab oh yeah, tasty, mjamm :)

[dewwdrinker]

It would have been nice if the dumb bitch holding the camera would have not cut off the damn camera! Fuck! I eS starting 2 enjoy it until "OMG, THEN turns off camera"

[ejicon]

Looks like they were kissing.

[eriksic]

alright guys break it up!

[BENJITAYL0R]

they didn't get hit by a car tho

[Soakedboy]

Pretty sure we need a "FALCOOWWWNNN KICK" in the middle there.

[WildOld]

Why do they always FIGHT...

[snifyoner]

@WildOld Fighting over the female, they do this all the time, but they never seriously harm eachother.

[WildOld]

@snifyoner

AHA. Thanks alot ...

[KoivuTheHab]

@WildOld Just like with humans, they wish to mate with the cute female.

[jwxie518]

Okay. There was no car. but there are fishes.

[louiepetroce]

sounds like 10 Jamaicans slapboxing in an elevator 

[radiokilla53]

thats not fighting thats sex



[BDBEATS123]

okay retards if you saw a goose fight would you break it up? no they're vicious they'll change their attack mode to your dumbass so next time you see geese fight why dont you get in the middle of it ..... then comment again

[Limeisbeast]

I bet that goose on the side was shouting ' FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT'

[peacehydra]

They were fighting over the female i am guessing...

[maplemanz]

why didn,t you break it up??

[BDBEATS123]

@maplemanz is gay

theyll attack you thats whyt...

[aGruntNamedYayap]

lol this is kind of random but im in a hotel on a school trip and all there is is french channels so i obviously hav nothin 2 do

[BartnFreddy]

i dont think they are fighting.... o_o

[rsxlg]

it would of been funny if this time it was a bike!!

[teldrah]

I was hoping for the train!

[tool235]

lol goose love brawling

[theydntundrstnd24]

You caused this.read the sign

[420inUSA]

THUMBS UP if you just came here from RayWilliamJohnson's vid

[MrTeamExtreme1234]

Are they kissing will fighting?!?!?!

[birdmanslopy]

omg she sounded like her life was in danger,,,,,,, jesus christ of nazerth!!!

[Refuzed7]

They are bitch slapping each other :D

[TheSupermanonthesand]

parents are fighting, the kids are watching

classic.

[TheNastyMods]

HaHa There SLAP BOXING!!!!!!!

[gasmanswag96]

TOASTY 3D!!!!!

[ezazzzz]

i find this is difficultto masturbate to...

[ArtisticHmongBoi]

damn! how come human punches dont sound this cool??

[richardxx9011]

OHHH HELL NAWW LAFAUNDUH!! GET HER ASS!!

[whoo689]

"Did YOU hack into the 77 million Playstation Network accounts??"

"So what if I did?"

[juna2509]

@whoo689 explain your joke plz..

[richardxx9011]

@whoo689 Wow we cant tell your a nerdy ass lame kid.... lol

[ghostsniper1999]

what the fuck? look at the top two comments! the 1 YEAR old one has only 68 and the 4 DAY old one has 368 fucking thumbs

[IronMaiden6226]

@ghostsniper1999 you have to watch the video where one goose gets hit by a car to understand

[ghostsniper1999]

@IronMaiden6226 ya i know that, that one led me to here but look at the top two comments and the date and the thumbs up

[SammySam323]

it says feeding of the geese is prohibited and they do it

[iiBastian]

this is round 2 since someone used orphan tears to heal the dead one

[asorita1]

@iiBastian Orphan tears, that other goose was the PRIEST HEALER, didn't you see his wings?

[punklifee]

Damn Canadian Geese

[codadragon]

I'm a Bird Mother F***a i'm a Bird!!!

[lolpopz1]

4 ppl have no sense of humor

[MultiTexan]

Fake and gay lol jk!!!!!!!

[audveltadmuna]

break it up you to two!

[Skyrodude]

Fortunately, there is no car there.

[LeopardGecko1231000]

@Skyrodude i saw that video LOL

[dee123456989]

that other goose is like "fight fight fight" the whole time :L



[puppyproductions99]

I think they're making love

[t0ast20123]

This was round 1, before the other goose died

[haleplaya]

this should be an example of a bully and a bystandard.........

[juvey1996]

nutt shot

[xRicanReaperx]

Why in every goose fight video is just one goose on the side like quacking shit?

[slayerofdecimals]

@xRicanReaperx Ha-ha

I think she's the girlfriend. She's on the side saying, "are you gonna let him talk to me like that!?"

[Iscaregrownups]

how do they fight???

[Ayooo66]

@superkid0396 Pidgey! Use sand-attack!

[superkid0396]

Wingull! Use wing attack!

[NutritiousNarwhals]

BUT wheres the car1?

[minkoize]

are they fighting or trying to hump? :/

[TonyTeeVee1]

there not fighting there fucking

[DracoFlacko]

wow..geese seem like real bitches

[ripskatepage]

This isn't a fight. It's an extreme makeout session, then they went off to have sex.

[LOYALxTOxNONE]

I like that one goose just chillin in teh corner

[SaxoRocks]

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

[aseticelite]

and whats the point of this you wonder? .... humping the lady goose right there.

[MrMiltonius]

at 0:32 i was hoping for atleast a bike or something.....

[galaxypa]

@MrMiltonius What bike rides in the grass XD

[southern4501isawesom]

i think thats how geese fight for a mate the one that runs away doesnt win the females heart (sad little goose)

[MotorGantz]

ROUND 1! fight!

[Danyx5000]

We should give them Lightsabers

[AniDeathful]

looks like one always runs away

[EvenIfYouCared]

I thought that said "Feeding of cheese is prohibited " lol.

[str8sushi]

These things quack just like the negros in my neighborhood when they're fighting. What peculiar resemblance.

[Kroitk]

@str8sushi Why, good sir, I do believe you have found a striking similarity between the two. BRILLIANT.

[Lenfal]

Lol, at the end, it reallly seemed like it would end the same way... but no car :x

[jadegirl3331]

i was expecting a car to hit teh goose running away.

[byrnefied117]

the goose in the background is saying fight fight fight fight

[HighjJet]

Bitch slappin'!!

[TheGarcia350]

fucking damm!! i thought the hitting sounds were flapping pucnhes, but fuck no, THATS ALL KICKING NOISE! a kick like that to anyone would ruin anyone's day D8

[iiVextic]

Damm you know those geese are black because they keep fuckin making noises while they fight

[LukiXS2]

looks like they want to eat each other :D

[villehansen]

KOOOOM DÅ!

[GaMeR1019]

GOOSE BATTLE GOOSE BATTLE GOOSE BATTLE GOOSE BATTLE GOOSE BATTLE GOOOSE BATTLE GOOSE BATTLE GOOSE BATTTLE!!

[auron2214]

I can't help but to feel the mood to kick one of these birds like a football...

[thericelovers]

Goose Use Wing Attack!!

[CamoDudet04]

This is when you walk up to them and hit one with a stick...

[LemonTheMighty]

heeeeeeeeeey! Wheres the car!

[SSPextras]

The first rule of goose club is.....

[beastaboy100]

ok, WHO LET THE GEESE HAVE ROUGH SEX?!

[TheFlipperaxe]

i find this difficult to masturbate to.

[xXTharrgorXx]

No car ?

boring ! ....

[SonicBooomz]

DIPSET!

[elohimjj]

HARDCORE MAKEOUT SESSION!!!!!! OH YEAHHH!!!

[giojman]

Extremely Erotic Sex?

[ILLPooP2]

I dnt get how geese fight....

they just look like their making out

[rabbll]

this is the sequel, this is the last ones brother coming back to kill him, things go good till they tel his mom on him.

[IchiJewSan]

It says on the sign "feeding of geese is not prohibited" I think feeding the geese is better than geese eating other geese.

[MrXbox36OMods]

No, thats how they make sweet love.

[gurvur]

This is why your not supposed to feed them -_-

[KLGRasengan]

BUT wheres the car!?

[ItsRobinWhoTalks]

@KLGRasengan

oh my god i totally wanted to write the same thing XD

so thumbs up for you :D

[ItsOver9000and10]

@KLGRasengan

lol yeah, it looks like the geese were shoot infront of a green screen and photoshopped into this shot!

[Treaserr]

@KLGRasengan FUCKING LOL!!!!!!!!

[lilgregstreet]

sinissippi?

[G4Helping]

that goose that shouting is like "headlock that mo'fo!"

[tri8eagle]

What are you doing? I see dinner. You could just snatch one at that distance when they are that distracted.

[Lakerzfanboy4]

Looks like pokemon :D

[trainlikeme]

Omg - he got owned in the fight and then chased to a slamming brutal death. SO AWSOME!!

[ShinkaTV]

this video should be re-labelled "fun with a hot glue gun"

[FlowingDepths]

The one standing on the ledge at 0:29 might've been one of the gander's mates, and another male got too close to her. Or perhaps they were showing out to win her as a mate...

[korndavisx]

omg??????? it's nature, just that

[Nudelsalatbomber]

why do people allways turn their camera off, when things start to get interesting? let the camera on, and keep recording.

[levelat350]

OH NO!

[EvilTediz597]

Third goose is just like "That's a wrap, THAT'S A WRAP!"

[sco5601]

I luv it. These no good geese here in Newport news should start fight, but these stupid geese.....luv each other. I wish they would just LEAVVVVVVVE!!!!

[lexmark136]

run up and blindside that mofo with a football kick, then bring it home for dinner

[Pked988]

@lexmark136 Ur a SICK FUCK! i hope someone does that to YOU! Cannibalism

[shairaptor]

@Shortyboo4u07 and we hate you

geese rock!

[hcPolaris]

they where fight for a mate notice the one doing all the hounking most likely that was the one they where fighting for

[wazgoodbeatch]

pillow fight ahead of time

[maplemanz]

WHY DIDN'T YOU BREAK EM UP??

[tisokan]

@maplemanz Cause its natural you dont mess with nature. It was most likely over dominance or a woman. Besides it would just start biting you.

[maplemanz]

they are very territorial,and if a outsider comes near this will happen.

[cm3geese]

Cool video. Amazing how upset they get at one another and stay at it for a while. Wow.

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