Play Her Off, Keyboard Cat

[TellMeCollStoryBro]

Thumbs up if you the think keyboard cat is the Sh*t

[yournameisstan]

he probably has 12 other kids..... 13 would just be unlucky

[winterstellar]

IN the thirteenth episode with her they finally found the father, I've heard!: )

[kenzy6666]

if i was publicly humiliated like that, i would want hte keyboard cat to play me off

[ManicLeo]

musta been an ugly kid...

[dotjefferson]

Lol I might look like that when I win on lottery

[351cleavland]

What has happened to people's perception of adulthood if not being a father is met with such glee? I responsibility that frightening?

[Deetozine]

@351cleavland Maybe because having a bat**** insane b*tch claim that you're the father is f*cking horrifying?

[infraball]

@351cleavland perhaps the mother is a scumbag. there's plenty of them out there, and they try and trap you with a kid.

[Spocktavian]

That song should play everytime a black man dances.

[rustile306]

:o

[100kirbyfan]

is it just me or did the song fit the dance :D

[supramanz]

That chick slept with so many guys and dragged this guy through the mud. It was a well deserved dance. ha

[hlokaty]

Is keyboard cat the father?

[ummerrahh]

I like it when the keyboard cat gets right down to business.

[Aspectt1991]

OMG ALE YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER, YOU ARE THE JEDI MASTER THE FORCE IS LIKE JALAPEÑO CON POROTOS

[Saturi]

@fuck192ass the only thing i didn't like about your comment was the word " nigger " yea, not funny. not surprised though, seeing as how your screen name just screams " i am ignorant "

[sexyapplejack102]

protip: never be a father

[datlouisianaboi1]

Lmao

[HaulinHearse]

i bet that guy jaywalks. he's black. 95% of jaywalkers are black. it's science.

[gregboyds]

@HaulinHearse Your reasoning is backwards. You mean to say that 95% of blacks are jaywalkers, not 95% of jaywalkers are black. Your original point is that most blacks jaywalk, not that most jaywalkers are black. The way you said it can mean that just a few percent of blacks jaywalk, but they still make up the majority of jaywalkers at 95%, which doesn't support your first point that most blacks jaywalk. The law school entrance exam is full of reasoning questions like this.

[Nocturnehunt]

@gregboyds Not to mention that this is in fact not even science, it'd be math even if it was legit math. Also, racism much?

[Tpmler]

lol jks you actually are

[Raziel5]

I'm not a father and i'm not jumping with joy... WHY? WHY? =(

[JohnsLazy]

@Raziel5 Because you don't want to pay child support.

[TalentedToast]

@Raziel5 must be cancer.

[Lynk4Lyfe]

did fetus died?

[YoUrInBaTcOuNtRyNoW6]

he was actually really good

[kikook222]

Lol just like the Boondocks episode, some of these people aren't too happy when they get the real results.

[Laxzrd]

I love how the crowd cheers too...

[Letsplaymoron]

So not being the father gives you epic dance skills?

[NesteaWithLemon]

@Letsplaymoron No that's just being black.

[JOSHBATTLE]

@NesteaWithLemon no just being nigger :D

[Saturi]

@JOSHBATTLE what a stupid thing to say, every one celebrates on the show for not being a dad. white/black/mexican/ect. Expressing joy makes you a nigger now ? * faceplams * what is the world coming too ?

[JOSHBATTLE]

@Saturi nigga say what :D

[OnwardFOGMAN21]

thats what you get for being a slut lol

[NDogg15]

@fuck192ass Not funny

[dunkmasterk]

Did sperm died??



[chuckyko]

From the Maury Povich Show, or as I like to call it, the Fucking Horrible Black Stereotype Disaster Hour.

[SkywallShatter]

somehow this video is 10x more epic with keyboard cat.

[silverwing789]

I'll have what he's having!

[simshigh]

Damn... SOMEONE'S EXITED

[ThatDifferentGuy]

FUCK THAT SHIT, im never having kids.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

I didn't realize the Keyboard Cat song was choreographed.

[jonting91]

im not a father. why am i not as happy as him

[Mikisization]

@jonting91 im not a father, and i am as happy as him. hmm

[MAUEN88]

@jonting91

You're obviously a woman..

[aclk90]

Epic.

[superzaile]

Wow I can't wait to not be a father thanks to this guy

[masterknowlege]

wait i thought you were only suppose to add keyboard cat to videos of people failing. this was pretty win for me

[ChrisPayneable]

@masterknowlege Keyboard Cat is playing the girl off. This man has no fail in him.

[ooMONKEYoo]

I'm onethousand perCENTS sure he is da father!

[wowkittyman07]

Best keyboard cat video.

[IbaKeeerR]

this is such a weird video and i shouldnt find it funny but i just laugh everytime i watch this :L:L

[pip1337ownedlawl]

did crowd died?

[suicidalpenguins4u]

@pip1337ownedlawl the crowd died of laughter, because the guy was an epic dancer, not because of the show itself or the girl

[290blackjack]

play these engleesh teachers off keyboard cat.... punctuation DIED!

[redback3]

lol black

[zhoutai2000]

damn is so bad to be a father?

[paperorpipe]

@zhoutai2000 When it means you have to deal with a bitch for 18 years (the mother not the child) then yes.

[imraver]

stupid vid

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

Wow, it must be awesome to not be a father.

[darcy031685]

@Makingnewnamesisdumb If it's anything like not being a mother, it's awesome. :)

[SweetCherryJuice1]

@Makingnewnamesisdumb what a thing to say lol

[underlinedbluetext]

hahahahha keyboard cat is heartless

[TomBennett68]

Did 73 people died?

[B1GB0SS1]

Does dancing to dieded?

[Postie218]

Jumpin' Jimmy is died ?

[Feathertailforever]

Wow. That dude's a BITCH xDDD

[homestarrr]

@Feathertailforever Why is the guy a bitch? shes the fucking whore who slept around

[Feathertailforever]

@homestarrr Because he was JUMPING around when he found out he wasn't the father, instead of acting responsibly. AFRAID OF COMMITMENT, MUCH?!?

[homestarrr]

@Feathertailforever What do you want him to act like? Tell her hes sorry hes not the father because shes a whore who slept around? I'm pretty sure i would been dancin around too, to shove it in her bitch face. And i don't think it had to do anything with being excited about not committing to anything, more along the lines of, "in your face bitch."

[yyflame]

@Feathertailforever um lets get one ting strait he has the right to be happy he isn't raising a child that isn't his, also that woman is a trampy whore who cheated on him, So no it's not him being afraid of commitment, its him being happy he just got his life back from that bitch

[Bingo675]

@yyflame It's also just Maury; a trashy, dramatic show that is staged half of the time.

Chill out.

[yyflame]

@Bingo675 I know XD this show is so dumb, also I just posted that as a joke, I really don't give a dam about this show

[MIS315]

@Feathertailforever maybe more men would be willing to commit if it wasn't always some loud-mouth aggressive fat whores who jump to accusations just for defending their whorely behaviors, notice how they always run in shame when the men are announced not to be the fathers

[Melkhiordarkblade]

Did stereotype died?

[2alive2die]

lmao some dads would be happy like this if their wife was finally pregnant. life can be so different ^^

[cottoncandyrainbows1]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L xD i never saw someone so happy LOL its freaking christmas

[cocabanz]

Look at him go!!

[virtualvanilla]

Hahahahahaha :D Omg :'D

[ABigPizza]

Wish I could dance like that.

[steveoh2395]

haha god black ppl are so funny

[doug905]

Fail.

[thadea]

The bitch laughed...Id fucking dance too. Play it again keyboard cat!

[emochild987]

ONLY IN FAT DUMB AMERICA

[SamuraiPie8111]

@emochild987 fuck off cunt. America is awesome.

[SRH911]

@emochild987

At least our country doesn't insist on using excessive caps lock.

[WeaponXSigma]

@emochild987 Using caps lock to try to make a point = Epic fail on your part. Try again silly troll

[emochild987]

@WeaponXSigma

butthurt much?

[WeaponXSigma]

@emochild987 Nope, just laughing my ass off at your epic failure

[buffalosoldier90]

@WeaponXSigma smith and wesson's sigmas suck

[WeaponXSigma]

@buffalosoldier90 Smith and Wesson's sigmas? I don't get what you're talking about dude.

[upsidedownside1]

you have to show the dance though haha that was the best part

[Chulacker]

Fanfares of happiness.

[thauller]

SHE IS HAPPY WHEN HE SAID ARE, NOT WHEN HE SAID NOT! THIS IS STAGED!

[pschodog3]

silly black people

[maikeltimmermans]

MJ fail

[TheGreatShelnutt]

LOL

[MarkyC2k9]

"Two" men my ass

[iBsOoinFaMoUz]

even darth vader hit that pussy. Hes probably the father.! =D

[thadea]

@iBsOoinFaMoUz Wouldnt be the first time a kid didnt know who the father was. This kid will find out the same way

The real father: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!111

[ksquallfangirl]

"Everything goes with Guile's Theme (Maury)" video with this clip was SO much better.

[aznxCOOLxguy]

happy dance, pwned

[andrewiswatchingyou]

keyboard cat didnt play her OFF, keyboard cat cheered HIM ON!

[MrHeavanell]

@andrewiswatchingyou no.

[Schizophrenia222]

lol. epic win dance

[shaunthehole]

HE WON A MILLION BUCKS.. no wait hes not a father

[Heavyweponsguy2000]

@shaunthehole Just as Good :D 

[Midnightninja123]

@shaunthehole he sure is hell saved a million bucks from childcare

[MrDrainBramaged]

LOL

[UncannyPunany]

there probably r hundreds of possible fathers 2 go thru lol

[ThommyTerneborn]

Ohohoooo! Thats mean!

[multibob400]

lol

[DestinLe]

Favorites....Added

[frogmanlego]

lol dod who knew you could make a man so happy

[kingofkings262]

keyboard cat, you are the father

[Infanterie]

Did nigger baby died?

[jockstrap1001]

lol, i thought you were supposed to be happy to become a dad

[AndyCarnage]

@jockstrap1001 not when your black.

[man11463]

congradulations!!!

you can now f*ck other women...possibly

[shakaama]

if you have to go on maury pauvich to see who da baby daddy, YOU MIGHT BE A HO!

if you need a blood test to see who da baby belong to, YOU MIGHT BE A HO!

If you is blue black and the baby scandinavian and your boyfriend looks like samuel jacksong, YOU MIGHT BE A HO!

If maury asks you how many partners you had that month and you pop out a rolodex, YOU MIGHT BE A HO!

[Cruelladevil66]

LOL OH DIOS!

[Alfymon]

lol break it down

[RichardDJLilD]

#FTW

[ZodiacRabbit]

The whole show should be played off.

[MightySaturn5]

this was very nice...I like the way that guy started chanting "Cats Paw!, Iron Claw -neurosurgeons scream -For More!" over and over however my neighbor heard me watching it over and over and since the tv was on 100 & 3/4" he came over with a hack saw and said "Happy Birthday" and had a mean look which scared me but it worked out cause it was my birthday and he just had gas

[MrInstertName]

ROFLMAO THATS BS THOUGH

[KamikazeWatermelonn]

LOL

[theJACKSON10]

lets guess??? Your all retarted Americans no doubt fricken losers

[Urdarbrunn]

@theJACKSON10

Retarted?

[theJACKSON10]

@Urdarbrunn 

Yes well done u can read!

[Urdarbrunn]

@theJACKSON10

Retarded is the proper spelling. Retard.

[theJACKSON10]

@Urdarbrunn

I care why????

[crushystony]

Did his pride died?

[rolibiker]

fuck u fag keyboard cat

[GrammarianSoldier]

@rolibiker:

In English, sentences begin with capital letters, and words should always be spelled out in standard roman form; instead of using "u" (which is often recognized as "text-speak" or "dumb-ass speak"), use the standard "you" form. Also, end all sentences with proper punctuation marks, and, most importantly in this context, ALWAYS CAPITALIZE "KEYBOARD CAT", as is is a proper noun.

(Fuckin' dick.)

[rolibiker]

@GrammarianSoldier yea and u are a virgin my friend and a fag fuck ;) go suck a dick u "GrammarianSoldier" ur nick name says that u are a fag who is learning 16 hr s from 24 , ur a dick my friend a and a virgin =))) LOOOOOOOOOSEEEERRRR L-)

[GrammarianSoldier]

@rolibiker:

The world, my friend, feel sorry for nearly illiterate people like you, and if you truly wish to live an eventful life, there are literacy centers and schools all across the country with volunteers devoted to helping poorly functioning people like yourself achieve second- and even third-grade literacy levels. You obviously suffer from homophobia, severe illiteracy, and self-consciousness, more than likely due to poor sexual performance. I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.

[TomBennett68]

@GrammarianSoldier God you must be a geek it has to be said lol

[bleachigo36]

@TomBennett68 *God, you must be a geek; it had to be said, lol.

[lauren980101]

@GrammarianSoldier

Hah, you made a mistake! "is is".

[Feathertailforever]

@GrammarianSoldier FINALLY someone gets owned for their horrible grammar and punctuation! Yes! >:D

[Zeffiren]

@GrammarianSoldier

You completely destroyed him.

Thumbs up.

[commanderwaffle]

@GrammarianSoldier You are my new hero XD

I love doing that to people :D

[Mexicanorockero]

@GrammarianSoldier THIS IS NOT ENGLISH CLASS DUDE

[UncleZipper]

@Mexicanorockero

Life is an English class, faggot.

[niceynick]

@GrammarianSoldier You fight the holy war against the non-believers of ... i don´t know... nor do I care... Did you really name yourself "GrammarianSoldier"? haha... Oh my god I can´t believe it

[phaphachboy]

@GrammarianSoldier I salute you for veterans day which was yesterday so I will go into the past one day to salute you.

[lizrascal]

@GrammarianSoldier Lol, you fuckin' owned him! :D

[RickTheStickman2]

@GrammarianSoldier

You totally humiliated that stupid 09'er facebook fan!

[thaKingRocka]

@GrammarianSoldier:

In waging this grammarian war, please be doubly sure to proofread your own comments.

"as is is a proper noun"

[Link123941]

@GrammarianSoldier holy shit, its the internet, not school, who gives a shit how things r spelt? as long as u can read it, spelling properly and reminding people like annoying moms is annoying (which is often recognized as "bitching" or "annoying geek speak")

[LearnHowToMerge]

did responsibility died?

[PeopleR2sensitive]

Girl: I is gun make him pays fo da ba-

Muary:You are not the father!

Guy: LOLOLOLOLOL EAT A DICK BITCH

*procedes to break it down*

[amidoingthis]

Black guy jumping up from chair and into the air... Free! Free at last!

[theglassstoner]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[xXCoDProsXx]

did maury died?

[Fullcupofwill]

did baby died?

[UFALLI]

'nuff said LOL

[cartoongameshowfan76]

Keyboard Cat rules!

[JohnDoe4910]

looks like welfare for her.

[1exotic]

yep because the nigger is to lazy to work and I have to pay for her welfare

[McGooger007]

man,this keyboarding cat is on a role...haha!

[TheSpaceFiller]

Did the baby die?

[dexter120395]

Andrew FTW!

[barbs19788]

lol is there anything keyboard can cant do?

[pielord4141]

@barbs19788 Keyboard cat can't fail!

[rreewwad]

did dancing guy died?

[levi799]

It's fake, she starts laughing before he says "not"...

Still funny though =)

[kevindigital1]

did andrew died?

[thinedoor2]

What is that, an lemonade?

[acefighter31]

only good play em off keyboard cat

[arkanox111]

The ghetto news reporter is the best.

[sackboyi]

XD Best keyboard cat video ever

[imascab]

That was the most perfect use of keyboard cat EVAH!

hahhaa how the hell do you not know who the father of your child is?!!!