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  • i only stomp when i have my boots on...lol

  • Please reconnect controller

  • I fucking hate this fight.38 times before I finally nailed ornstein and the motherfucking piece of shit fat fuck smough.

  • beat these guy on 3 try going solo :D

    feel so porud :3

  • 3, 2, 1.

    FUCK!!!

  • you gotta love the faces he makes.

    "OH SHIT!"

  • 3, 2, 1 SHIT

  • at 3:00 a spear heat his head ! You've got Head of Steel Dude !

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  • You're calmer than Michael. (RageQuit)

  • @BlendedSoup RoosterTeeth can be funny, but that's all just acting. Swiftor doesn't rage at every single game. In fact he only rarely rages. The funniest stuff to me is stuff that's real. Anybody can pretend to flip out about every single thing, even though what I've seen of Michael he is a good actor when he does it.

  • FUCKING BITCH.

    lolz

  • no one guessed the number of deaths. I'm pretty sure it was 23. a couple go by very quickly. see what you get for a count.

  • 2:58 was the aftermath to the hot and spicy sandwiches

  • This should be a commercial for the game, its so funny that I almost cried. The most funny thing about this is that anyone who has beaten this boss alone understands your pain. :)

  • lrn2roll

  • LOL

    ok...relax *Dead*

  • I admire how much you believe in yourself I really do and how you keep on trying no matter what

  • I watch this video every day to put myself in the mood to play. Haha. I've never laughed harder in all honesty.

  • 3...2...1... SHIT

  • Very accurate. Hahaha.

  • need this but ive only pc -.-*

  • 1:50 "I got this... I got the hang of this... no problem.... nooo problem" *looking up how-to on google*

  • i 100% the whole game solo except for npc summon. if rage was worth money. I'd be a billionaire.

  • hot n spicy sandwiches...

  • F F F F FUCK!

    

  • I just use the strategy guides and watch videogame playthroughs, just to make my playing experience easier in both Dark and Demon's Souls.

  • "I'm all fuckin flustered now." LOL Exactly how I was! Gotta respect this guy's determination. I finally beat Smough & Ornstein (Ornstein last;) with no help. Whoo!

  • I made an honest, no magic, no miracle, no pyromancy, no summons character and here I am, roadblocked at Fat Man and Little Boy. Didn't see this coming.

  • Lol this was hilarious, my mate just smashed the fuck out of one of his ps3 controllers after torturing himself trying to do this repeatedly

  • on the outside no rage...on the inside, SO. MUCH. ANGER.

  • lol this video was great, wish i could have seen the entire stream.

  • i called the npc for help, was a bit easier X.x

  • no sound

    

  • I beat dark souls by myself on my first playthrough, but it was a pain!!! especially these 2 bosses right there.. but it feels great when you actually beat it by yourself..

  • i want to see a video of 4 kings now xD

  • @RoyallyScrewedUp Me too, he'll break the Xbox xD

  • 1...2...3...SHIT!

  • i hated these bosses...

  • This makes me want to buy this game, damn having no time!

  • this has got to be one of the funniest videos on youtube

  • I understand his rage, i almost threw my god damned controller out of the window on the asylum demon. And let's not talk about the taurus demon... Good times..

  • @andens1 lol u ALMOST threw out ur controller on the tutorial boss and the first boss? i dont wanna know what ull do when u encounter the next bosses

  • @andens1 Lol! I'd rather take on the Stray Demon twice than to fight Smough & Ornstein again.

  • None of the other bosses were as frustrating than Dumb and Dumber here ... took me 2+ hours to defeat these guys solo on my first run through. I didn't regret spending that much time on these two nitwits, not one bit.

  • I reverse hollowed to try and summon help on my first try.

    I immediately got invaded and tried running past the giants to the boss fight, and got hit a few times by the invader. So I started that fight on my first attempt with no summoned help and at about 5% life. It took a while but I beat them that time; that was pretty awesome.

    They got their revenge on NG++, killed me a bunch. I shouldn't have needed to fight them a third time but I messed something up.

  • @Zaxex I killed by the invader before I could even reach Smough & Ornstein >.< You got lucky!

  • @Greyumopepisdn Yeah, no doubt lol. It's a really unique system in Dark Souls that trying to get help leaves you vulnerable to invasion. Imagine if Swiftor got invaded when he tried to get help.

  • @Zaxex Agreed. xD His face would have looked hysterical! ...I would've felt bad for him afterward :)

  • @Greyumopepisdn I'm slightly bummed he gave in and summoned people, if he'd won legit the chat would've exploded and all the rage would've been worth it. It was a little anti-climactic, but it was still a great stream. I'm pretty sure Swift was under-levelled too, he really didn't make it easy on himself lol.

  • @Zaxex Yeah me too since he kept saying he wasn't. My heart was beating so fast after I barely destroyed Ornstein and I went cuckoo bananas after I did! I was only a level 62. Who did you finish last?

  • Love your vid. It almost impossible to do this bosses alone -___-" so your last word is correct. Even more straggling when try to cut seath tail to get moonlight sword when you are int build -_-'

    (10- 20 tries)

  • @hellones Haha! If a woman like myself can beat Smough & Ornstein alone then anyone can :)

  • i killed them today on my second try :D

  • LOL we've all been there.

  • i know how you feel man. during my first playthrough i didnt have xbox live...

  • Try summoning someone.

  • Swiftor build: mix of gargoyle helm and gold hemmed armor, black knight shield, lightning spear, pyro glove, estus flask +2. Final Destination.

  • Buy mh3 trip and try and fight deviljho by yourself, its just like this game but a bit easier

  • 3 2 1 SHIT!

  • I'm only 11 years old and I don't even rage!

  • @oOJakeProductionsOo Enjoy being 11 for as long as possible dude, cause when you get older, things start to get more irritating for no reason. : (

  • just killed these two bastards solo after 54 tries. i share your pain man.

  • @Magrar i did it in 3 tries...

  • @penutpizza1990 yeah it depends if im in a non-angry mood. Crossbreed Priscilla for example was a first try kill for me + dagger.

  • @Magrar i never died to them lol

  • "...this controller is built well!"

  • Lol, dude is at the wrong bonfire!!!

  • 2:00 thru 2:20  DEATH MONTAGE

  • so hard game.. I was just like this guy in sens fortress.. fucking game...

  • Barry Burton at 5:14

  • @Shogunelite hope its not chris's blood

  • @Shogunelite WHAT IS THIS?! nice dude, nice.

  • oh jeez I remember this rofl, man I hope I don't throw my only controller when I get to this part

  • **He throws his controller away twice**

    man this controller is well-build :)

  • 3..2..1..SHIT!

  • 2:56 insane headbanging

  • lmao dark souls brings out the worst in people

  • LOL

  • ...Shit, now I want a hot and spicy sandwich.

  • why wasn't the closer bonfire or sunbro used?

  • Thats y u don't play gay games like that one

  • @13QUINNYY Hot and spicy sandwiches.

  • 3:26 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOL

  • "FUCK!" --- *Boom**controller gone* ---- "Please reconnect controller" LOLOLOLMFAO

  • well at lest the japanese make some good controllers

  • Has anyone gotten over getting mad and rage quitting, i never seem to get mad anymore.

    BTW i don't like rage Swift :(

    he scares me...

  • i started laughing like.. insane when swiftor start saying "fuuk oh u peice of a" that was so funny!!

  • This video had me laughing at "This is not starting off well!"

  • 321 'SHIT'

  • I cried of laughter looking at this, and I may or may not have pee'd on myself. XD This is one of th ebest vdieo montage ever.

  • 3:00 Swift gets hit in the face by a spear

  • This is my favourite video, possibly ever.

  • 4:50 *drink potion* * got stabbed* "Fu*k you! Give me a f*cking chance of Fu*king heal you Fu*cking piece of shit!!" LOL

  • 1, 2, 3...shit!

  • Fucking love those bosses! XD only took me 3 days to kill 'em!

  • fuck

    bitch

    shit!!

  • How many Fuck you's does it take to beat Ornstein ? The world may never know.

  • Pretty much my whole experience playing this game summed up in this video.

    Could not even make it out of the first god damn castle.

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  • What class is that ure playing on and what helm and robes are u wearing?

  • >:(

    "No...the controller has done nothing to me"

    LOL

  • FWUACK

  • you never used 2 b violent like dat but den u tuk an arro to da kni

  • I'm doin it I'm doin it !

  • while the controller was at the air it got an arrow to the knee

  • @Koshender shut the fuck up

  • @jayhawk713 hey go kill ur self m8 it was a joke

  • i lol at u ragen

    

  • hahahahaha I laugh my head though the whole video

  • this is why xbox controlers need to take a beating

  • At 5:10 his controller was so scared it passed out from fear of being thrown.

  • heres our number 1 favorite controller throwing

  • 5:46 I think swift was hungry

  • RAGE QUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So hard

  • couple favorite moments

    5:03 Swift shout pierces the silence

    3:56 "Why? you asshole.." because I can imagine Swift saying this to a homeless person [inside joke]

  • lol swift when you killed the fat guy first it was your downfal because it gave you hope to win 

  • 1,2,3.. SHIT! lololol

  • this has instantly become my favorite video of the year. cuz i've lived the f'er.

  • Lol!!! Ahh c'mon swiftor! I was glad that you were planning on do it on your own! Got a little unhappy when you summoned help :\ but lol that was fun to watch! Your controller can take more damage then your character, that's crazy!

  • @DrummerNiveK When you get to 2 a.m. in the morning and you have to be at work in 6 hours - things change =(

  • @swiftor hey swiftor if you havent seen this video check out "dark souls rage quit" once you watch it tell ur fans ull never be like that. :D

  • This video is just too epic

  • Press 5 for sandwiches,

  • I can't stop watching this video, it's just too epic!.

  • 1:34

    Hours later...

    5:26

    LOL

  • LOVE IT! GOOD stuff man!

  • i DIED! LMAO

  • hahaha! swift XD

  • 3,2,1, SHIT!!

  • Best Dark Souls video out there.

  • LFC <3

  • for all you guys insluting the mods i think you guys should stop

  • i like pie

  • Good video by Michaelant

  • im so sure to be combustible and blow up :D

  • 0:00 - 5:50 is the best part

  • JayLoC <3 Nicole

  • @visteon05 <3

  • G  A Y S

  • NYAN CAT AWAY!!!!!!!!

  • FACKERS

  • 3:20 - 3:40 RIP controller

  • click on my comment for free cookies

  • fucking run you douchebags

  • hey guys in the stream...@_@

  • the guy above me is a fag ^

  • I D0NT C4R3

  • everyone in the stream is whores

  • FUCK You ↑ You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↯ You ↱ You ↰ You ↷ You ↳ You ↶ You ↴ You ↵ And You ↺ ... oh hai Swift :D

  • Hey guys! Its Blake! Make sure to sign up for the Raffle on Swiftor(dot)com for a free copy of Terraria!

  • Combustible

  • LOL I SEE MY COMMENT

  • Rapetrain

  • man switer is a a rage :PPP

  • swiftor watches men in showers O.o

  • im watching you -->

  • MODS > STUPID LITTLE TROLLS JAYLOC <3 MPR

  • I C4N SP3LLLL WTF FUC U T4LK1ING AB0UT

  • SwiftRage = The best rage

  • pinkpanties69

    

  • Haha awesome video! I'm at 50% done with the game but I gave up :/

  • I CLOP TO PONIES

  • SWIFTOR, Y U NO PUT BANANA IN YOUR EAR???

  • Post about the video above, not about a live stream.

  • farget

  • MODS RULE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! JAYLOC

  • hello stream ppl i love u :SSS :DDDDDD

  • Potatoï