Portal 2 Wheatley boss dialogue some unused

[Jam35Var1ety]

wheatley vs. 343 guilty spark. MOST EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY EVER

[RisachanXxX]

Those unused dialogues actualy confirm the fact that Wheatley was corrupted . " You ran with her when I needed you the most! " " You didn't even catch me!" Those two sentences made me realise that he was corrupted and because of the fact GLaDOS called him moron and Chell not saying anything, he felt betrayed and was acting like a child , trying to hurt you to show you that you hurted him. It also proves that Wheatley really liked Chell. Enough to try to hurt her because of his 'luv'.

[freemanbrochannel]

wanna go to space yea gotta go to space! NO BODYS GOING TO SPACE MATE!

[catchingsomezzzz]

sounds like atlas from bioshock

[pickles454]

Wheatley = Paranoia Core

[Ferndapple1024]

Now that I listen to this, you can tell that he sounds different from when he's just a core.

[CaveFlag0]

example:AAAumm...A



[CaveFlag0]

wheatly does NOT know how to hack. =3

[KozieKit]

"...Delete. UNDELETE, UNDELETE, WHERES THE UNDELETE BUTTON!?" I giggle fitted.

[horsecrazypeep101]

I still love Wheatley even after he went evil. He's just so funny to listen to! 

[dannyromer12345]

That was funny XD

[CeletialDarkness]

"who told you do to that?! was it HER?! it's just making me stronger, love!!!!!!" i love it when he says "love"

[Tacoception]

I TRIED CATCHING HIM!

You have to mash buttons Wheatley! Fkin difficult!

[BlackRose2251]

The codes he used were the same as when he was trying to escape with you at the beginning

[numbuh48]

UNDELETE UNDELETE, WHERE'S THE UNDELETE BUTTON

Gosh Wheatley, I think you speak for us all.

[Robin280497]

This is also what I thought!

Wheatley was very simmular to ''The Flying Blue Orb'' from Halo!

[ToasterInHiding]

PAPIEY MACHAY

[PSISpecter]

Anybody else figure out how to get his "YOU HAVE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR TOO LONG!" line? It's actually kinda cool.

[dexterboysbiggestfan]

@PSISpecter get the adventure core, and wait until he gets to the adventure music, than, just beat the boss and he'll do it

[PSISpecter]

@dexterboysbiggestfan Not sure when the adventure music appears in the order of everything else, but I would say, to be more specific, after he finishes his line about "Hey, when you kill this guy, do you have some cool line or something?" Once he finishes that long piece of dialogue, eventually telling you to make him say "You two have been a thorn in my side for too long!"

And for the record, I already knew how to do it, I was just asking if anybody else knew.

[TheShortGirl666]

I'm sorry, Wheatley......I tried....

[roblinsproductions]

NOBODYS GOING TO SPACE!

[sdennis98]

I caught you! I caught you! But then you fell off my head! D:

[bombermanp978]

2:27 hearing that makes me feel alot worse on the wheatly betrayl thing

[BrEnNo1023]

now this is a boss monologue.

no...this is THE boss monologue. even as a collection of partly unused dialogue, this is golden script writing. soooo good.

[RollieRyttle]

You know.....

Maybe Ratman's not the only one with schizophrenia in Portal2.

[88llamacornsXD]

"The biggest muscle in my body is my brain. And my second biggest are my muscles!"

LOL.

[OtakuSanji]

@88llamacornsXD I didn't believe this was an actual line at first. Once I heard it, I wasn't sure whether to squeal or facepalm. 8'D

[88llamacornsXD]

@OtakuSanji i squeel either way XD maybe the fact that hes british is just tremendous. and the fact that he's pretty funny, just makes me love him even more~ and the password to my ipod is abcdgh XD

[OtakuSanji]

@88llamacornsXD That's true. I find it funny that you posted your ipod password. 8'D

[88llamacornsXD]

@OtakuSanji at least u cant get to it :3 i hope...people cant do that right ._.

[OtakuSanji]

@88llamacornsXD XD

[MegamanBeta]

The football line at the end cracked me up XD

[starkiller1289]

All I wanted to do was everything better for me.

All you had to do was solve a couple of hundered simple test for a few years.

AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE THAT!!

[cjimmy99]

My favorite boss line:

NO ONE'S GOING TO SPACE, MATE!

[nuggetinabiscit]

when he was doing the passward bit and un delet bit i lmfao

[TindraSan]

poor guy, he's gotten paranoid XD

[CommanderLVJ1]

What the! 343 guilty spark, what is he doing there? Oh I am so very confused ;/

[TheSonicWarrior]

@CommanderLVJ1 Just a random image i picked off of google images.

[Straif5]

@CommanderLVJ1

They're both slightly crazy blue robots.

[JellyBabe02]

When Wheatley starts screaming about how you didn't catch him, he made me want to cry. I was just screaming "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! I LITERALLY COULDN'T CATCH YOU!!!!!!!!!!"

D':

[LeanderRandom]

@JellyBabe02 Let him land in your face and he doesn't fall :3

[Foxgirlgamer]

@JellyBabe02 I literally had him on my head for like five seconds XD

[shadowin15]

@JellyBabe02 same

[RavgniglehTF2Replays]

@JellyBabe02 Well, i did :trollface:

[PSIponies]

@JellyBabe02 I did catch him XD but the game wouldn't progress until I dropped him :/

[TheHalflife123]

He hacked it

[JamNJohnN]

HAAAAX!

[ilikepie9911]

Wheatley was roaming around in space and he stumbled upon Halo and he was sucked onto the ring with its gravitational pull and the damage from the impact on the ring changed his look and his voice and he forgot his name so he gave himself the name 343 Guilty Spark (being guilty for all the things he did at Aperture Science) and he remembered that they gave him a flying ability but he never used it cuz they told him he would die. Then he learns about Halo and becomes extremely smart then...Halo 1

[TheAwkwardSylence]

Now then, let's see. Let's see what we've got here. Ohhh... "Reactor Core Emergency Heat Venting Protocols." That's the problem right there, isn't it? 'Emergency'. You don't want to see 'emergency' flashing at ya. Never good, that, is it? Never good. ...Rrright. Delete—UN-DELETE! UN-DELETE!!! Where's the Un-Delete button?!?!

[BugginKosmos]

IDK what just happened..

[rockmaster159]

i love football

[UN1CR0NLORD]

video games have taught me to NEVER! trust floating orbs :P

[Honopena]

Somes are in the xbox-version!

[gingermaster100]

@Honopena and PC

[1superterry]

2:22

Gotta go to space, yeah, gotta go to space. XDDDD

[reeseepieces]

Wheatly:emergency, well you dont want that flashing at you*delete*WHERES THE UNDELETE BUTTON!!

[RedheadDude1]

So, Wheatly drifted off to space and was found by the Forerunners and given few modifications became 343 Guilty Spark? (I know that can't be true timelinewise but would be totally cool still!)

[DJSisawsome]

ok when does that line where he yells at the space core at or is it unused

[TheSonicWarrior]

@DJSisawsome its during the normal battle if you wait long enough.

[thecrappingtree]

pappia mache FTW!!!!!

[whistlemasterX]

lol... probably actual pieces of the celing i bet... lol

[Ryday37]

Wait.. so Wheatly made it into Halo.. and I never noticed..

[EveIrkens]

343 is waiting for you in space, Wheatley. ;D

[awelmann]

A-B-C-D-G XD



[tigher1001]

@awelmann .......H

[pinkniles]

@awelmann H

[DarkusRelling]

Literal Firewall FTW

[EveIrkens]

Spark and Wheatley, CROSSOVER FORMULATING IN MIND...MUST STOP.

[KikuchiyoOrigins]

@EveIrkens

It all makes sense now...

[ScDnBMusic]

Gotta love Stephen merchant

[julio8492nd]

FOOTBALL!

[Novellum]

All one take.

[JellyBabe02]

When I hear somE of the ending lines I almost cry! I'm just screaming WHEATLEY I'M SORRY!

[TheCarcityh]

That's not wheatly, That's Logic Cube from the first game.

[PoemsThrenody]

@TheCarcityh same person dude

[ladyofrillwater]

Is it bad that all I heard for the first 30 or so seconds was him calling Chell "luv"? And the only thing I thought was that he should have called her that more often... XD God, I'm an idiot.

[Ozztastic57]

Wheatly and Guilty Spark. So, so similar

[Zkeleton969]

"pappie machay!" lolllllll 3:18

[Quentin1o2]

why does this remembers me to family guy

[hopeloveshorses1]

Ah come on why didn't they use those quotes? Those were hilarious!

[THELOLMANCOOL]

I know it'd cost a hella lot of money but...make a movie

[supersparky1013]

they need to make a portal 3, and wheatly needs to be good again :(

[VinnyVanYiffy]

what? football? what? Will this make sense later? 

[tak3808]

"All I wanted to do was make everything better for me." ROFL

[GhostLink92]

0:08 Didn't ya see the bloody bombs?!

[AnoukvdS]

I'm so sorry for not catching you, Wheatley! I'm sorry! TT_TT

[OMGitsDSypl]

I tried to catch him i_i...

[Nulono]

Ohhh, escaping to the surface. I thought he said circus.

[yoshirules325]

13 people didnt beat the final boss in portal 2 :)

[66Metallicaman66]

343 Industries Spark.

._.

[ObsceenelyBefuddled]

Bahahaha. Wheatley is the best.

[jed899]

Lol undelete button

[Icarus1234567890]

Wheatley has some issues...

[CarzyJack25]

thats form halo 3

[StarTheWolf32]

The password was ABCDGH.... Who chose that as the password?!

[littlemacaddict]

"Biggest muscle in my body, my brain. Second biggest, my muscles."

What are the writers on when they make good dialogue?...

[madmag101]

@littlemacaddict It's impronteu comedy by a stand-up

[afterlifeavenger]

@littlemacaddict They were on Gabe Newell, which gives the exact opposite of being on Wheatley, meaning it gives a stream of wonderful ideas.

[megamanx503]

wheatly dose not have and fleash so wheatly use u r surcates

[suspensewriter2009]

Space core: I wanna go to Space.

Wheatley: NOBODY'S GOING TO SPACE, MATE!!!

Space core: ='(

Wheatley: Fine, go to Space.

Space core: Space? Space! SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!

[NinjaGirl345]

Robots don't have muscles, Wheatley...

[jelopez003]

the brain is not a muscle

[MinerPlanet2]

ABCDGH

[LoxiDays33]

Stephen is a god 333

[STRiPESandShades]

Someone mentioned that it sounds like someone breaking up with their girlfriend...

[michaelynnify]

delete,NO WHERE'S THE UNDELETE BUTTON!?UNDELETE UNDELETE!

[michaelynnify]

wheatly,my favorite charecter

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

The more times I listen to this, the greater the chance I'm going to eventually forget the order of the alphabet. D:

[brennanathompson1]

I really trusted Wheatley the first time I played the game,but when he betrayed me at the final game, I destroyed his face in secret because It was to ugly. XD

[todayimbluebery]

uuuuuuuuuughsetftsesfd it's so hot when he goes, "IT'S JUST MAKING ME STRONGER, LUUUUUV"

[andysim232]

Wheatly made it back to earth and started a new job with Barcleys bank =)

[TheSonicWarrior]

@andysim232 xD saw that ad yesterday as well :P

[omegadeathreaper]

@andysim232 There's a squirrel

[GeeMeisterOfCee]

@andysim232 I'm looking forward to seeing your report, mister broccoli. *awkward Silence* *in a sinsere voice* Barclay. Metathesis takes it's toll. Broc to Barc

[Pand0raKiss]

The first three times I played the game, I could swear he said "And you never called me"

[TheHystericalDude]

1:40

[Cannibalgummy]

Holy crap, he does! :O

[LetsPlayGuy12]

Umm, wheatley, you already are trying to kill me already, so i don't see what the harm in saying this is, but... your Brain is not a muscle. Plus, your a robot. you have no muscles.

[TheSimmus]

AAAAAA *beep*

AAAAAB *beep*

f*ck it

ABC...D...G...um...H *score*

Hacked it :D

[Shinanamas]

¿uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʞool noʎ ǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ

[gitet7]

@Shinanamas Because you are amazing at copy & pasting...

[curiousitykilledsum1]

@Shinanamas didn't need to  >:3

[jdm280]

@Shinanamas HAHA I can read upside down without turning my head!!

[OfficialWheatley]

@TheLegohaloguy THAT IS NOT NICE.

[TheSonicWarrior]

@OfficialWheatley O_O OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! Wheatley posted a comment on my video YAY! ^_^

[HoneyCrystal0]

¿ǝqnʇnoʎ 'ɯǝlqoɹd

¡ooɟ sǝʇɐld ǝʞıds ʎɥsɐɯ

[abriisgrig]

He sounds so winded after awhile.

[SvarrChanston]

Quiet.... all the time, quietly... not listening to a word i say... judging me silently... the worst kind!

lol. :D 1:57

[MogMovies]

Actually, in case you don't know, the previous unmarked dialog is now actually being used in the battle. I found it out myself a few days ago. I had to take screenshots of the subtitles just to prove it XD

[MultiUsermane]

my two favorite games :)

[TheSonicWarrior]

@TheLegohaloguy yeah... about that... at least over 500 people disagree with you there buddy. *shrugs* Sorry :/

[alexharkler]

What the hell. I tried to catch you. I balanced you on my head for about 15 seconds, but you wouldn't let me stop you from hitting the ground.

[kelseybug924]

Pah-pee-ay mah-shay? lolwut

[fatmanpez]

someone should put wheatley dialog in halo, it would be funny as hell to hear while playing the campaign

[basaran516]

ƃuıdʎʇ ɯ,ı ʎppnq ʎǝɥ

[Gadjet567]

@basaran516 how you do that

[TheSonicWarrior]

@Gadjet567 typeupsidedown . com. just take out the spaces.

[Antiformed]

When he starts on about the "pieces of ceiling falling in" i just lost it, holy fuck I love you Stephen Merchant.

[iiDefDudes]

OOOH~ sexy wheatley x3

[ZeroZX999]

1:37

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!

[MBIIdollaBill]

damn how did I not notice the resemblance before?

[TheFallen552]

keep pressing 4 it sounds like he is saying "um um um um"

[Skkedar]

@TheFallen552 3

[Crawfishness]

The second biggest muscles in my body are my muscles :D

[BoboTheEpic]

I've heard most of these...

[ddrmaxman]

the moment I heard that he properly hacked something, I was like O.O, "OMG, he's finally, actually, about to do something right!"

Then he said "Delete."

Then I was all like "=.= I spoke too soon. . ."

[arctos52]

I remember spark... i still have halo.

"Hah! I'm a genious!"

,Spark

[Snowmadboy]

Every time I hear his voice, I think he's trying to sell me some form of insurence

[papiroflexia21]

papier mache!

[Mr2010legoben]

I knew that spark and weatly looked like that!

[matik34]

ye when i started portal 2 i noticed he looked like the flying device from halo 3

[Olcibby]

But I love you, Wheatley )':

[nigahiga68]

PAPIAY MACHEY

[WorthlessSix]

<;( Oh, Wheatley, I forgive you, you silly little moron.

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@WorthlessSix :'( Same here, bud.

[SugarCrazy3204]

omg he said paper in french

[MandLhatemileycyrus]

I TRIED TO CATCH YOU, MY ROBOTIC LOVER. I really did! D:

[Vyocae]

@MandLhatemileycyrus Me toooooo... ;_; *sniff*

Come to think of it, what happens if you do catch him? Is that line still used..?

[TheSonicWarrior]

@Vyocae Yeah he just goes "catch me catch me catch me" and it ends there till he falls off

[TheKillaCake]

@MandLhatemileycyrus I actually balanced him on my head for about 5 minutes lol XD

[dappleback]

@MandLhatemileycyrus If you stand directly below him you can actually catch him. XD I managed to do it twice~

...He still says "ow" when you eventually have to drop him, though. orz

[lionheart902]

biggest muscle in my body, my brain. second biggest muscle my muscles.

[david5269live]

Use the Spartan Laser!!!

[pokemonmaster4ever63]

At 1:58 when he says ''you don't listen'' he sounds like the 10th doctor for a split second. XD

[imakeyougoWTF]

I want to cry. XD awww, poor Wheatley. I didn't think I could fully forgive him after the game . . . Now I totally can. Somebody needs a hug. . . .

[50033836]

NOBODY'S GOING TO SPACE, MATE!!

[alphanui]

do you know what the diference is. one can fly, one cant

[TheHalfshot]

"First biggest muscle, my brain. Second biggest muscle, my muscles!". Thats why i loe wheatly

[xW31RD0x]

wow that actually makes me feel pretty bad for wheatley...