Damn dude this is soo wrong but oh so funny.. a tat of satan with a banner saying mom lmfao. How many times didnt we tell our moms go to fucken hell even if it was in our head lol. Aw mom u know I luv u
@TheBigmo7 Stop being so "Religious" and judgemental. I have a "personal" relationship with Jesus and you are not gonna win anyone to him by acting like that. It's moronic so called "Christians" that give HIM a bad name. So change your mindset, and ask for forgiveness. BTW we should be praying for people not slamming them and attaching Jesus to it. Will will be judged how we judge others... we will be forgiven as much as we forgive. So lighten up please. Peace
@TheBigmo7 You poor poor soul. Perhaps you should look into counseling. Your inability to see past your religion has seriously impeded your sense of humor and ability to understand sarcasm and self depreciating humor. I understand this type of humor is too complex for you from your hate filled response which begins by insulting me and then ends by stating you know what's best for a person you just insulted. I could never have anything to do with a prophet who allows you in the PR department.
@thechurchofdave OMFG finally your music kicks ass and you reply/denied the "Jesus Loves You" fucks. Consider joining the church of Satan dude help create a aTnic society. ps im a laveyan satanist
I want to let you know that not all christians are like this bigmo7 guy. Your song even though its no where near mothers day, has made my mom and I smile and that is what I wanted, so thank you from a Christian that understands sarcasm and dark humor.
@emo11rock I wasn't keeping very good records back then. Once I rebuild my site, I will be going through each song and building chord and lyric sheets and posting them on my site. Till then, all I can tell you is I use a standard tuning and I almost never use a barre chord. So they are going to be simple, basic abcdefg chords and occasionally some minors.
@lilminimomhere We all learn as we go. :) The best way to make amends to those who are gone is to simply change our present and future behavior. Whenever anyone in my family dies I try to take part of them on in my work, art, personality and ethics. I let them become a part of me. Even if it's living in ways they tried to but failed at. I do not know what belief system you adhere to but I am sure as a native you have ways to make amends to her. If not, ask someone really old :)
this is a wonderful song i would be touched by this song but wat i didnt like was the coursing cause iim a christain but besides that this song is beautiful :)
@impeachchange I don't know what bothers ME most. The fact that sarcasm seems too completely allude you, the fact you missed the comments regarding my mother LOVING this song, the fact that you try to take humorous parody and turn it into your own twisted reality in order to pass judgment or the fact that you seem to enjoy goin round and projecting failed assessments onto people you don't know so that you can start spewing your religious agenda. If you represent God, I bet he's pissed.
@willowwolf123 Yeah it never seems to amaze me how some (not all) religious folks rationalize manufactured excuses to project non existent realities upon the works of others so they can pretend to have an excuse to spew bad and unsolicited advice wherever they please.
I mean seriously, if they can't even comprehend what's going on here then how the fuck can they claim to know the answer to the problem which doesn't even exist? lol
No faith in themselves so they have to attack others.
@thechurchofdave Hi Dave, I'm a believer, and I rather enjoyed the song! I'm afraid "pastor lisa" may not have quite gotten it. One has to mature to a certain level before one comprehends irony. I've come to the conclusion that we're all dysfunctional to one degree or another. To the degree that we understand that and are able to be honest with ourselves is the degree to which we are able to cope with life as it is on this poor abused planet!
Goodonya Dave... Like Your Honesty, Authenticity & On Reading Some Of Your Replies To Comments ( Wisdom ), All In All, You Recreated For Yourself A True Blue Character," Regardless Of Upbringing " ( Gotta Admire You For That ) Mate
its fucked up that i can relate to this song the onlything not true for me is my mom never had a career in anything it sucks that people have to go threw this shit growing up
dannydanzig666: If you look at the very best art and music and poetry and writing an so forth in this world, it was, quite often, created by people who had some seriously messed up lives.
So when life is constantly testing you just remember that the answer to that test is find ways to express it. Find ways to let it make you a better person. Let it help form you into a more caring and loving person. Not a wussy victim. A strong, thoughtful, creative thinker who turns conflict into flow.
Dave you're too awesome to ever get featured, but you don't need it. Just like in music: a lot of the best stuff never gets radio time. but whatever, it keeps them from selling out to The Man....anyways, you're brilliant, don't ever change dude
deprez2000: Thanks. I do like bikes. I don't dislike metal but I don't actively listen to it much. It's good for some soundtracks though. I don't "hate" rap. I like some of it. I do have a dislike for things which just sound like everything else within a genre. I like things which are new and stand out and show talent as apposed to some producers idea of how to make money by sounding like something which already made money.
Im a big horror movie/heavy metal fan, and my mom is in a country gospel band.... and she sent this video to me..... I put off watching it because most of the stuff she sends me is pretty, well... u can guess..... but this was resfreshingly entertaining.... thanks Churchofdave
That's the second time u've brought tears 2 my eyes! I haven't seen or spoken 2 my Mum,(Mom), in 13yrs, i swear, I'm gonna give her this song 4 the next Mothers day! I can relate a bit 2 much!
I LOVED it! My Mom would have loved it too if she were still living, she & us kids always had the same sense of humor you and your Mom seem to have.. I don't like the "F: word as a rule but this time it cracked me up.. The whole song cracked me up and I know many kids who would have sent it to their parents if they had known it was out here.. Nope! Not gonna find this at the Hallmark shop! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Maybe instead of mocking your mom, you should forgive her and pray for her, and feel sad for her that she missed out on something as wonderful as raising your child with love. She probably doesn't know how rewarding that could have been or how much she would have enjoyed loving and knowing you. Maybe her own parents screwed her up and she couldn't help but fail. Please don't mock your mom, the promise that comes with honoring your mom is a long life on the earth and you honor God by doing it.
thinkpink10122: Hah ! That'll be the day. I almost want to audition just so I can chew out that one jerk off guy. "Hey thanks for havin me on the show but I ain't gonna sing shit! I just came on to say this show sucks ass and the judges are morons! Thank you and good night !" heheheh
Me on that show is about as likely as me getting featured on youtube heheh nil.
Hell YEAH! Thanks. Best mother's day song ever! At least it's sincere instead of all of those superficial stupid massproduced cards. I'd be proud if I was your mother... In my own way of course, haha. LOVE IT.
willowwolf123: I truly wrote this song for my Mom. She is an actress with a great sense of humor so I knew she would appreciate all the lies and sarcasm. The first time I played this song for her I warned her that it was over the top and seriously harsh just in case she didn't get it right away. Once I started it she laughed so hard I literally had to stop it half way through so she could catch her breath. Cept for almost killing her with it I was quite satisfied. :D
If so, why would you want to tell folks?? As a mom of 7 I KNOW what parenting a big family is like. It cannot be the manner in which you define yourself wholey... They will leave one day, then you must remember who and what you are.
response007: I can never spend more than 5 bucks on shades. Otherwise I loose them or they break. If I get cheap ass junk ones, I rarely loose them and they tend to last quite well. Go figure. They are usually copies of some kinda brand I suppose. Last time I owned decent shades were Raybans back in the 80's. They lasted a week until a bird hit me in the head while riding my bike on the Hollywood freeway. Ripped my shades right offa my head lol. Bird didn't come out to well either > : )
HOLY CRAP! Your video response is actually related!!! Good Job. (note I'm not actually commenting on your video, just your ability to do a video response properly)
Scary Dave, I can feel your adolescent pain. Like a bowler feels his balls. An emotional treat for good ol'Mother.
If she's like mine. She will get out prison early because the Warden can't stand being told, "When you are going to get a real job" and "You're just like your Father".
Don't ask about parole hearings. Hearings board is still receiving group therapy out of back of a pickup in N. Hollywood by a smuck called Dr. Phil.
you rock! you are so very talented and i just love your style , you put it perfectly u r perfect and should be the president of the usa , hope to meet ya soon i am loveing ya you have helped save me with your advice on tons of things
Hey Dave ! I hope your doin OK . Oh shit, My dearest.
steviebkhall 1 week ago in playlist Jills kids
lol!
juliahanson10 5 months ago
and embarrassing you was my golden f*cking rule...Haha
AmazighAmazon 5 months ago
are all of your songs sad and wounded that wrong dude
kyladawncarlton 7 months ago
hehe !!
UFO00000000000000000 7 months ago
your sexy
RAWRkimberlyann 7 months ago
Damn dude this is soo wrong but oh so funny.. a tat of satan with a banner saying mom lmfao. How many times didnt we tell our moms go to fucken hell even if it was in our head lol. Aw mom u know I luv u
jrodpulido 7 months ago
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jrodpulido 7 months ago
LOVE this!!!!!
mychemicalgirl4 9 months ago
I was going to send this to my mom but she didnt accept my friend request on facebook.
contrapezist 10 months ago 14
@contrapezist Lol k THAT is funny :)
thechurchofdave 10 months ago
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SheanaPeanut86 7 months ago
That is pretty Funny.. sucks.. but funny as **ck!!
SheanaPeanut86 7 months ago
Bet his mom is finally proud!
FUZZYFORKS 10 months ago
epic
fenderkid435 10 months ago
I feel sorry for those that don't get your humor. I think its brilliant! Much respect and love to you.
diannarene 10 months ago
you are sick dude,,,you need to give your life to Jesus and let Him hear all your inner disfunctional wounds....Dude you need Jesus.
TheBigmo7 10 months ago
@TheBigmo7 Moron.
URSoFired555 10 months ago
@TheBigmo7 Stop being so "Religious" and judgemental. I have a "personal" relationship with Jesus and you are not gonna win anyone to him by acting like that. It's moronic so called "Christians" that give HIM a bad name. So change your mindset, and ask for forgiveness. BTW we should be praying for people not slamming them and attaching Jesus to it. Will will be judged how we judge others... we will be forgiven as much as we forgive. So lighten up please. Peace
diannarene 10 months ago
@TheBigmo7 You poor poor soul. Perhaps you should look into counseling. Your inability to see past your religion has seriously impeded your sense of humor and ability to understand sarcasm and self depreciating humor. I understand this type of humor is too complex for you from your hate filled response which begins by insulting me and then ends by stating you know what's best for a person you just insulted. I could never have anything to do with a prophet who allows you in the PR department.
thechurchofdave 10 months ago 15
@thechurchofdave nice one!
omega1231 9 months ago
@thechurchofdave OMFG finally your music kicks ass and you reply/denied the "Jesus Loves You" fucks. Consider joining the church of Satan dude help create a aTnic society. ps im a laveyan satanist
OBEY119 7 months ago
@thechurchofdave
I want to let you know that not all christians are like this bigmo7 guy. Your song even though its no where near mothers day, has made my mom and I smile and that is what I wanted, so thank you from a Christian that understands sarcasm and dark humor.
Ak47nator2 7 months ago
@TheBigmo7 NO ONE needs an imaginary freind.
Edgeof666 10 months ago
Props!!!
523TinaMarie 10 months ago
That was Phenomenal. Posted it to the site.
arrdvarks1 10 months ago
lol i'm sending this link to my mama for mother's day :D
LittleSweety093 10 months ago
dave. where's tha chords?
emo11rock 10 months ago
@emo11rock I wasn't keeping very good records back then. Once I rebuild my site, I will be going through each song and building chord and lyric sheets and posting them on my site. Till then, all I can tell you is I use a standard tuning and I almost never use a barre chord. So they are going to be simple, basic abcdefg chords and occasionally some minors.
thechurchofdave 10 months ago
i like the song :)
superherob12 11 months ago
ok...thats some funny shit!! I feel your pain! hahaha
GinaDraco30 11 months ago
hahaha fuunny xD annd awe :( ii miss myy mom and ii wish ii wasnt suuch a diick to her to..
lilminimomhere 1 year ago
@lilminimomhere We all learn as we go. :) The best way to make amends to those who are gone is to simply change our present and future behavior. Whenever anyone in my family dies I try to take part of them on in my work, art, personality and ethics. I let them become a part of me. Even if it's living in ways they tried to but failed at. I do not know what belief system you adhere to but I am sure as a native you have ways to make amends to her. If not, ask someone really old :)
thechurchofdave 1 year ago
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE FANTASTIC!
RapsodosFilologoss 1 year ago
thanks dave for the song love it/and if my children see this go ahead an send it to me I understand
marthasue82 1 year ago
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sure I hope you get your songs know also here in Finland
trahkonen 1 year ago
sure I hope you get your songs know also hre in Finland
trahkonen 1 year ago
he actually has a pretty decent voice! and the song is fuckin great!
bigwhiteguy91 1 year ago
hahaha your funny
111cozza 1 year ago
I wish my mother was still alive, she would have absolutely loved this.
comoxvalleymassage 1 year ago
whoah... I'm totally using this, if you dont mind...
schnel127 1 year ago
@schnel127 Have fun :)
thechurchofdave 1 year ago
I love this! I'll let that be my constructive comment of the DAy. x)
Terrayeah 1 year ago
LMAO!
lisamitchellable 1 year ago
Hmmm,
Toxic sludge, my favorite.
My mum had her own recipe past down from my grandmother.
They really knew how to make a good toxic sludge - Thanks mum.
YouFatTuber 1 year ago
this is a wonderful song i would be touched by this song but wat i didnt like was the coursing cause iim a christain but besides that this song is beautiful :)
tiffany7450 1 year ago
Do we have the same mom's? Great jam Brother from the same kind of mother.. LLH&R
118Chewey 1 year ago
Nice Tats bro what gang you ride with?
concealedkiller 1 year ago
@concealedkiller Sorry man, no gangs here. I rode alone.
thechurchofdave 1 year ago 11
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blinkingblonde 1 year ago
Very creative Dave... Your humour and humanity shine through.
blinkingblonde 1 year ago
everyone loves their momma, stop playin...
MrMuscleGuitar 1 year ago
@MrMuscleGuitar Elvis has left the building !
YouFatTuber 1 year ago
hahahaha =)
Leandromist 1 year ago
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I dig it. Check out the song I made for my mom too.. "Heart-Shaped Rocks" on youtube(dot)com/bstmstr
BSTMSTR 1 year ago
I don't know what bothers me most. The fact that U hate your mom?
That she must have really been horrible to you?
That U can't get past it & thus, you're still letting her beat U up?
That there's so many replies to this video calling it a great thing. Which means there's a lot of jacked up lives from bad mothers?
Maybe I do know what bothers me most!
U let satan control U & drag U 2 the pit with him.
But I'm gonna pray 4 U like it or not! God & I love U man.. even if he/she don't!
Pastor Lisa
impeachchange 1 year ago
@impeachchange I don't know what bothers ME most. The fact that sarcasm seems too completely allude you, the fact you missed the comments regarding my mother LOVING this song, the fact that you try to take humorous parody and turn it into your own twisted reality in order to pass judgment or the fact that you seem to enjoy goin round and projecting failed assessments onto people you don't know so that you can start spewing your religious agenda. If you represent God, I bet he's pissed.
thechurchofdave 1 year ago 9
@thechurchofdave YOU GO DAVE!!
most of these kind of (*&^* guys are so HELL BENT on "saving" others that they don't realize it is THEM that we need saving from!!
THIS song is, and will remain one of my favorites you have ever done!
willowwolf123 1 year ago
@willowwolf123 Yeah it never seems to amaze me how some (not all) religious folks rationalize manufactured excuses to project non existent realities upon the works of others so they can pretend to have an excuse to spew bad and unsolicited advice wherever they please.
I mean seriously, if they can't even comprehend what's going on here then how the fuck can they claim to know the answer to the problem which doesn't even exist? lol
No faith in themselves so they have to attack others.
thechurchofdave 1 year ago
@thechurchofdave Hi Dave, I'm a believer, and I rather enjoyed the song! I'm afraid "pastor lisa" may not have quite gotten it. One has to mature to a certain level before one comprehends irony. I've come to the conclusion that we're all dysfunctional to one degree or another. To the degree that we understand that and are able to be honest with ourselves is the degree to which we are able to cope with life as it is on this poor abused planet!
guitmartiman 1 year ago
@guitmartiman Exactly. Couldn't agree more :)
thechurchofdave 1 year ago
@impeachchange are you fucking serious?! LOL This was friggin funny as all hell. BTW Dave, my mother laughed her fucking ass off!
AradiaMagick 1 year ago
I added the this to my facebook . i liked the satan with the name tattoo MMm
gargole661 1 year ago
@gargole661 Thank you. I always enjoy getting reposed. Oh my dreams of one day going viral!. lol
thechurchofdave 1 year ago
This is the funniest shit I have ever heard . I dedicate this to my mom!!
gargole661 1 year ago
Dude you rock! Great song. Can relate.
gojigen 1 year ago
I was looking for something a little less rough (not much)...to send to Mom.
Guess I'll keep looking...
babaluboo123 1 year ago
here is my future in 20 years
eevilina 1 year ago
ok uhm you remind me of my old busdriver steve im scared now o.o
melxmusicxlover 1 year ago
HA HA HA HA....HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY !!!!
GreyhoundLoverHere 1 year ago
churchofdave LOL... a tattoo of the eye of horus.. well, thought the song was funny, but, fuck the tatts
pryncess2u 1 year ago
Goodonya Dave... Like Your Honesty, Authenticity & On Reading Some Of Your Replies To Comments ( Wisdom ), All In All, You Recreated For Yourself A True Blue Character," Regardless Of Upbringing " ( Gotta Admire You For That ) Mate
☆☆☆☆☆ Kudos
11Tigeress11 1 year ago
Loved it.
Paranormaljay 1 year ago
Brilliant
necrophex 2 years ago
lol 1:22
aCtivesh00ter 2 years ago
its fucked up that i can relate to this song the onlything not true for me is my mom never had a career in anything it sucks that people have to go threw this shit growing up
dannydanzig666 2 years ago
dannydanzig666: If you look at the very best art and music and poetry and writing an so forth in this world, it was, quite often, created by people who had some seriously messed up lives.
So when life is constantly testing you just remember that the answer to that test is find ways to express it. Find ways to let it make you a better person. Let it help form you into a more caring and loving person. Not a wussy victim. A strong, thoughtful, creative thinker who turns conflict into flow.
thechurchofdave 2 years ago 15
@thechurchofdave Each threat is an opportunity to create a new skill, a new direction to deliver the power of God
rnr5682 10 months ago
@dannydanzig666
"It cant rain all the time"
Its better for me now that I am on my own.
Like Dave says man, be good to yourself!
Peace & Respect.
IlIIllIllIllIIllIIll 2 years ago
dude your videos are awesome and funny you should make some more you are really good at it
TheCrazyman243 2 years ago
Dave you're too awesome to ever get featured, but you don't need it. Just like in music: a lot of the best stuff never gets radio time. but whatever, it keeps them from selling out to The Man....anyways, you're brilliant, don't ever change dude
kswanson88 2 years ago
Nice tatoo's, you look like a biker/metal guy a type that hates rap?
deprez2000 2 years ago
deprez2000: Thanks. I do like bikes. I don't dislike metal but I don't actively listen to it much. It's good for some soundtracks though. I don't "hate" rap. I like some of it. I do have a dislike for things which just sound like everything else within a genre. I like things which are new and stand out and show talent as apposed to some producers idea of how to make money by sounding like something which already made money.
thechurchofdave 2 years ago
Haha, anny way you got my sub.
deprez2000 2 years ago
dude that was fucking hillarious any more funny songs I should know about
TheCrazyman243 2 years ago
DAVE! your songs are the shit thanks for sharin em brotha
bostonasscal 2 years ago
Im a big horror movie/heavy metal fan, and my mom is in a country gospel band.... and she sent this video to me..... I put off watching it because most of the stuff she sends me is pretty, well... u can guess..... but this was resfreshingly entertaining.... thanks Churchofdave
FPJ666 2 years ago
FPJ666: Lol ok thats funny hehehhe
thechurchofdave 2 years ago
dude you have a realy fuckin good voice!
teddydragon66 2 years ago
is he really serious??!!
freezewills 2 years ago
freezewills: WhatchutalkinboutWillis?
hehe
Yeah My Mom laughed so hard at this I had to stop it twice so she could breath ehhe.
thechurchofdave 2 years ago
My mom loved it ! thanks
steviebkhall 2 years ago
steviebkhall: Hi Steve's MOM!
thechurchofdave 2 years ago
That's the second time u've brought tears 2 my eyes! I haven't seen or spoken 2 my Mum,(Mom), in 13yrs, i swear, I'm gonna give her this song 4 the next Mothers day! I can relate a bit 2 much!
ralf7253 2 years ago
wow, you are scary but you're funny. and the voice and the tattoos are surprisingly good. and the song is pretty good too!
OdedFriedGaon 2 years ago
THE BEST SONG EVERr.HAHAHAHAHAH I LUV IT. SCARY DAVE U FUCKING RULE.......
menem215 2 years ago
funny not touching?
dudemang33 2 years ago
touching & funny
victorsk8299 2 years ago
Loved it. You defiitely captured the full spectrum of Mother's day emotions. Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh. d
dennisdanner01 2 years ago
Dude, that song is both ridiculously funny and heartfelt! two thumbs up! Way to break threw the barrier of shitty mother's!
perkinstravis 2 years ago
HaHa! Lovin' it!
MAGGIEme96 2 years ago 2
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he is the worst singer ever lol
543hope 2 years ago
no comment
buffalobarney269 2 years ago
buffalobarney269: Actually, on youtube, typing "no comment" in the comment section is still a comment :)
thechurchofdave 2 years ago
I LOVED it! My Mom would have loved it too if she were still living, she & us kids always had the same sense of humor you and your Mom seem to have.. I don't like the "F: word as a rule but this time it cracked me up.. The whole song cracked me up and I know many kids who would have sent it to their parents if they had known it was out here.. Nope! Not gonna find this at the Hallmark shop! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Meowmie707 2 years ago 2
omg i loved it
perfectdiamondring 2 years ago
haha! loved it! ^_^ sorta true on most things lol
devilzzzzzzzzzz 2 years ago
aahahaha thats so funny writing no comment in the comment box
vowlfilms 2 years ago
dont say it to your mom if you cuse in it retard
jumpingkyle 2 years ago
awesome song man...i'm gonna use this next year lmfeao
fogzwench 2 years ago
Awesome song man Lol =D
LordHaxor63 2 years ago
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no comment.
girlsngiggs458 2 years ago
girlsngiggs458 : Irony personified. Saying "No comment" in the comment box.
thechurchofdave 2 years ago
lol! that is great man!
dukviper90 2 years ago
lmao! i almost fell out of my chair xDD
3besties4life 2 years ago 3
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Maybe instead of mocking your mom, you should forgive her and pray for her, and feel sad for her that she missed out on something as wonderful as raising your child with love. She probably doesn't know how rewarding that could have been or how much she would have enjoyed loving and knowing you. Maybe her own parents screwed her up and she couldn't help but fail. Please don't mock your mom, the promise that comes with honoring your mom is a long life on the earth and you honor God by doing it.
martiebaby 2 years ago
martiebaby: Maybe you should grow a sense of humor, look up the word "Sarcasm" and keep your misinformed religious judgments to yourself.
My mom LOVED this song because we have a very similar sense of humor. Which is why I wrote it for her in the first place.
The only harm this song did her was to make her laugh so hard that she choked. So I had to pause it twice to let her catch her breath.
Your statement is arrogant, presumptuous ill informed and disrespectful. So move along preacher.
thechurchofdave 2 years ago
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martiebaby 2 years ago
OMG LMAO!
I LOVE IT!
AMERICAN IDOL!
thinkpink10122 2 years ago
thinkpink10122: Hah ! That'll be the day. I almost want to audition just so I can chew out that one jerk off guy. "Hey thanks for havin me on the show but I ain't gonna sing shit! I just came on to say this show sucks ass and the judges are morons! Thank you and good night !" heheheh
Me on that show is about as likely as me getting featured on youtube heheh nil.
thechurchofdave 2 years ago
Hahaha way to go dude!! I enjoyed that quite a bit
check my mothers day freestyle for something completely opposite haha
Aylardo 2 years ago
u so col
cryingsakura 2 years ago
i love it...i never lived with my ma..and called her names and things..:'(
madeforkayla 2 years ago
Hell YEAH! Thanks. Best mother's day song ever! At least it's sincere instead of all of those superficial stupid massproduced cards. I'd be proud if I was your mother... In my own way of course, haha. LOVE IT.
natgizzer 2 years ago
Lyrics are not amusing, some might same at least he tried, myself think this is disrespectfull.
shirley1924 2 years ago
you're his mom, aren't you?
Montenegrokurac 2 years ago
thats realy sweet hahah
creepypplathome 2 years ago
I take it to my favorite :)
emmiban 2 years ago
I think I am in love with this!
mermaidmaven 2 years ago
OH MY GOSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lamibydesign 2 years ago
lol this is hysterical! i am soooo sending this to my mom!
heavytriangle123 2 years ago
Okay, this is hysterical!! I'm going to send it as Mother's Day greeting to my friends with son's. I'm hope they have a sense of humor
4Loveof3 2 years ago
The Most REAL mothers day song!
Butterflyc22 2 years ago
I'm going to send this one to myself :)
ShesInLosAngeles 2 years ago
i love it nice song!!!
nickjluver777 2 years ago
you actually have a good voice lmao! love it
KatheartsChris 2 years ago
you rock..!!
oh yeah...!!!
bluevenom28 2 years ago
okay.....u made me laugh... this is hilarious.. my mom would kill me if i sing this to her...
but i guess your mom rocks!!!!!! keep it up man! u are one cool dude~
eildaqisha 2 years ago
this is fantastic! you're great lol
imfuzed 2 years ago
lmao
lyricalbrit 3 years ago
LMAO I am the mom of 7 (6 boys) and this is SO what they would send me!!
HAHA!! We refer to ourselves as the the Disfunctional Brady Bunch
willowwolf123 3 years ago
willowwolf123: I truly wrote this song for my Mom. She is an actress with a great sense of humor so I knew she would appreciate all the lies and sarcasm. The first time I played this song for her I warned her that it was over the top and seriously harsh just in case she didn't get it right away. Once I started it she laughed so hard I literally had to stop it half way through so she could catch her breath. Cept for almost killing her with it I was quite satisfied. :D
thechurchofdave 3 years ago
me too, i'm the octamom though, and i love my children so much!!
hopefully in 10 years(if they survive) then they can listen to this song
~Octamom
DanielAvilaAGT 2 years ago
If so, why would you want to tell folks?? As a mom of 7 I KNOW what parenting a big family is like. It cannot be the manner in which you define yourself wholey... They will leave one day, then you must remember who and what you are.
willowwolf123 2 years ago
well i was being sarcastic... but very very good to know.. "then you must remember who and what you cooked for dinner" tsk tsk
DanielAvilaAGT 2 years ago
i hope ur joking about being the octomom
koryturner07 2 years ago
At first (before you started singing) when I saw your picture I thought your singing voice was gonna SUCK...BUT instead...BRILLIANT!!!
Btw, are those Persols (sp)? I used to have a pair. Terminator2: Judgment Day!!!!
response007 3 years ago
response007: I can never spend more than 5 bucks on shades. Otherwise I loose them or they break. If I get cheap ass junk ones, I rarely loose them and they tend to last quite well. Go figure. They are usually copies of some kinda brand I suppose. Last time I owned decent shades were Raybans back in the 80's. They lasted a week until a bird hit me in the head while riding my bike on the Hollywood freeway. Ripped my shades right offa my head lol. Bird didn't come out to well either > : )
thechurchofdave 3 years ago
Somebody give him a shirt please... LOL!!!
Phatttnlazy 3 years ago
Man, your voice is great! 5/5... ;-)
vannky666 3 years ago
Boring! I hate it :-(
greenbriggs9 3 years ago
O_O
leah105 3 years ago
did u kill your mother?scarying man
cypriotman2008 3 years ago
OH MY GAAAWWD. that has to be one of the funniest songs i've heard. guess your Mom has a great sense of humor. good for her.
art4artsake63 3 years ago
Brilliant
2007xeno2007 3 years ago
HOLY CRAP! Your video response is actually related!!! Good Job. (note I'm not actually commenting on your video, just your ability to do a video response properly)
andrewcp 3 years ago
THAT was freakin' hilarious! I sent it out as a bulletin this mornin'!
palmpants 3 years ago
Scary Dave, I can feel your adolescent pain. Like a bowler feels his balls. An emotional treat for good ol'Mother.
If she's like mine. She will get out prison early because the Warden can't stand being told, "When you are going to get a real job" and "You're just like your Father".
Don't ask about parole hearings. Hearings board is still receiving group therapy out of back of a pickup in N. Hollywood by a smuck called Dr. Phil.
SKiPWiRE 3 years ago
ha ha wow :)
VJGija 3 years ago
I resemble this remark
gjlight 3 years ago
you are so grounded mister..
LilCav68 3 years ago
Your such a nice person. Finally someone who actually supports peoples crazy ass ideas, YOUR THE MAN!
JDBlessin 3 years ago
dave you are a god
krissrocks 4 years ago
In a kick-ass way, you have a fucking great voice. What kind of guitar do you have? You should send me some tabs. :)
IHaveAMask 4 years ago
man.... i love this guys vids
kingreeper365 4 years ago
you rock! you are so very talented and i just love your style , you put it perfectly u r perfect and should be the president of the usa , hope to meet ya soon i am loveing ya you have helped save me with your advice on tons of things
hugs
georgia peach form ohio
440GEORGIA 4 years ago
boay you sure like your gutar,any ways funny song you should write more
ihatekagome78 4 years ago
fuck thats good. im so using that.
Caswitch 4 years ago
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Fucking funny As fuck xD
rgmc12 4 years ago
Finaly a song i can dedicate to my mom on mathers days (until next year tho)
theWiFidude 4 years ago
LOL that was really fucking funny
carezzza 4 years ago
brilliant
zneella 4 years ago
dave ur the damn best ever
100Junky100 4 years ago
Fantastic! You see, that's what us mums really appreciate, something personal that has had a lot of thought put into it :D
There should be a whole series of songs like this!
samsarajade 4 years ago