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  • Hey Dave ! I hope your doin OK . Oh shit, My dearest.

  • lol!

    

  • and embarrassing you was my golden f*cking rule...Haha

  • are all of your songs sad and wounded that wrong dude

  • hehe !!

  • your sexy

  • Damn dude this is soo wrong but oh so funny.. a tat of satan with a banner saying mom lmfao. How many times didnt we tell our moms go to fucken hell even if it was in our head lol. Aw mom u know I luv u

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  • LOVE this!!!!!

  • I was going to send this to my mom but she didnt accept my friend request on facebook.

  • @contrapezist Lol k THAT is funny :)

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  • That is pretty Funny.. sucks.. but funny as **ck!!

  • Bet his mom is finally proud!

  • epic

  • I feel sorry for those that don't get your humor. I think its brilliant! Much respect and love to you.

  • you are sick dude,,,you need to give your life to Jesus and let Him hear all your inner disfunctional wounds....Dude you need Jesus.

  • @TheBigmo7 Moron.

  • @TheBigmo7 Stop being so "Religious" and judgemental. I have a "personal" relationship with Jesus and you are not gonna win anyone to him by acting like that. It's moronic so called "Christians" that give HIM a bad name. So change your mindset, and ask for forgiveness. BTW we should be praying for people not slamming them and attaching Jesus to it. Will will be judged how we judge others... we will be forgiven as much as we forgive. So lighten up please. Peace

  • @TheBigmo7 You poor poor soul. Perhaps you should look into counseling. Your inability to see past your religion has seriously impeded your sense of humor and ability to understand sarcasm and self depreciating humor. I understand this type of humor is too complex for you from your hate filled response which begins by insulting me and then ends by stating you know what's best for a person you just insulted. I could never have anything to do with a prophet who allows you in the PR department.

  • @thechurchofdave nice one!

  • @thechurchofdave OMFG finally your music kicks ass and you reply/denied the "Jesus Loves You" fucks. Consider joining the church of Satan dude help create a aTnic society. ps im a laveyan satanist

  • @thechurchofdave

    I want to let you know that not all christians are like this bigmo7 guy. Your song even though its no where near mothers day, has made my mom and I smile and that is what I wanted, so thank you from a Christian that understands sarcasm and dark humor.

  • @TheBigmo7 NO ONE needs an imaginary freind.

  • Props!!!

  • That was Phenomenal. Posted it to the site.

  • lol i'm sending this link to my mama for mother's day :D

  • dave. where's tha chords?

  • @emo11rock I wasn't keeping very good records back then. Once I rebuild my site, I will be going through each song and building chord and lyric sheets and posting them on my site. Till then, all I can tell you is I use a standard tuning and I almost never use a barre chord. So they are going to be simple, basic abcdefg chords and occasionally some minors.

  • i like the song :)

  • ok...thats some funny shit!! I feel your pain! hahaha

  • hahaha fuunny xD annd awe :( ii miss myy mom and ii wish ii wasnt suuch a diick to her to..

  • @lilminimomhere We all learn as we go. :) The best way to make amends to those who are gone is to simply change our present and future behavior. Whenever anyone in my family dies I try to take part of them on in my work, art, personality and ethics. I let them become a part of me. Even if it's living in ways they tried to but failed at. I do not know what belief system you adhere to but I am sure as a native you have ways to make amends to her. If not, ask someone really old :)

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHA YOU ARE FANTASTIC!

  • thanks dave for the song love it/and if my children see this go ahead an send it to me I understand

  • sure I hope you get your songs know also hre in Finland

  • he actually has a pretty decent voice! and the song is fuckin great!

  • hahaha your funny

  • I wish my mother was still alive, she would have absolutely loved this.

  • whoah... I'm totally using this, if you dont mind...

  • @schnel127 Have fun :)

  • I love this! I'll let that be my constructive comment of the DAy. x)

  • LMAO!

  • Hmmm,

    Toxic sludge, my favorite.

    My mum had her own recipe past down from my grandmother.

    They really knew how to make a good toxic sludge - Thanks mum.

  • this is a wonderful song i would be touched by this song but wat i didnt like was the coursing cause iim a christain but besides that this song is beautiful :)

  • Do we have the same mom's? Great jam Brother from the same kind of mother.. LLH&R

  • Nice Tats bro what gang you ride with?

  • @concealedkiller Sorry man, no gangs here. I rode alone. 

  • Very creative Dave... Your humour and humanity shine through.

  • everyone loves their momma, stop playin...

  • @MrMuscleGuitar Elvis has left the building !

  • hahahaha =)

  • I don't know what bothers me most. The fact that U hate your mom?

    That she must have really been horrible to you?

    That U can't get past it & thus, you're still letting her beat U up?

    That there's so many replies to this video calling it a great thing. Which means there's a lot of jacked up lives from bad mothers?

    Maybe I do know what bothers me most!

    U let satan control U & drag U 2 the pit with him.

    But I'm gonna pray 4 U like it or not! God & I love U man.. even if he/she don't!

    Pastor Lisa

  • @impeachchange I don't know what bothers ME most. The fact that sarcasm seems too completely allude you, the fact you missed the comments regarding my mother LOVING this song, the fact that you try to take humorous parody and turn it into your own twisted reality in order to pass judgment or the fact that you seem to enjoy goin round and projecting failed assessments onto people you don't know so that you can start spewing your religious agenda. If you represent God, I bet he's pissed.

  • @thechurchofdave YOU GO DAVE!!

    most of these kind of (*&^* guys are so HELL BENT on "saving" others that they don't realize it is THEM that we need saving from!!

    THIS song is, and will remain one of my favorites you have ever done!

  • @willowwolf123 Yeah it never seems to amaze me how some (not all) religious folks rationalize manufactured excuses to project non existent realities upon the works of others so they can pretend to have an excuse to spew bad and unsolicited advice wherever they please.

    I mean seriously, if they can't even comprehend what's going on here then how the fuck can they claim to know the answer to the problem which doesn't even exist? lol

    No faith in themselves so they have to attack others.

  • @thechurchofdave Hi Dave, I'm a believer, and I rather enjoyed the song! I'm afraid "pastor lisa" may not have quite gotten it. One has to mature to a certain level before one comprehends irony. I've come to the conclusion that we're all dysfunctional to one degree or another. To the degree that we understand that and are able to be honest with ourselves is the degree to which we are able to cope with life as it is on this poor abused planet!

  • @guitmartiman Exactly. Couldn't agree more :)

  • @impeachchange are you fucking serious?! LOL This was friggin funny as all hell. BTW Dave, my mother laughed her fucking ass off!

  • I added the this to my facebook . i liked the satan with the name tattoo MMm

  • @gargole661 Thank you. I always enjoy getting reposed. Oh my dreams of one day going viral!. lol

  • This is the funniest shit I have ever heard . I dedicate this to my mom!!

  • Dude you rock! Great song. Can relate.

  • I was looking for something a little less rough (not much)...to send to Mom.

    Guess I'll keep looking...

  • here is my future in 20 years

  • ok uhm you remind me of my old busdriver steve im scared now o.o

  • HA HA HA HA....HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY !!!!

  • churchofdave LOL... a tattoo of the eye of horus.. well, thought the song was funny, but, fuck the tatts

  • Goodonya Dave... Like Your Honesty, Authenticity & On Reading Some Of Your Replies To Comments ( Wisdom ), All In All, You Recreated For Yourself A True Blue Character," Regardless Of Upbringing " ( Gotta Admire You For That ) Mate

    ☆☆☆☆☆ Kudos

  • Loved it.

  • Brilliant

  • lol 1:22

  • its fucked up that i can relate to this song the onlything not true for me is my mom never had a career in anything it sucks that people have to go threw this shit growing up

  • dannydanzig666: If you look at the very best art and music and poetry and writing an so forth in this world, it was, quite often, created by people who had some seriously messed up lives.

    So when life is constantly testing you just remember that the answer to that test is find ways to express it. Find ways to let it make you a better person. Let it help form you into a more caring and loving person. Not a wussy victim. A strong, thoughtful, creative thinker who turns conflict into flow.

  • @thechurchofdave Each threat is an opportunity to create a new skill, a new direction to deliver the power of God

  • @dannydanzig666

    "It cant rain all the time"

    Its better for me now that I am on my own.

    Like Dave says man, be good to yourself!

    Peace & Respect.

  • dude your videos are awesome and funny you should make some more you are really good at it

  • Dave you're too awesome to ever get featured, but you don't need it. Just like in music: a lot of the best stuff never gets radio time. but whatever, it keeps them from selling out to The Man....anyways, you're brilliant, don't ever change dude

  • Nice tatoo's, you look like a biker/metal guy a type that hates rap?

  • deprez2000: Thanks. I do like bikes. I don't dislike metal but I don't actively listen to it much. It's good for some soundtracks though. I don't "hate" rap. I like some of it. I do have a dislike for things which just sound like everything else within a genre. I like things which are new and stand out and show talent as apposed to some producers idea of how to make money by sounding like something which already made money.

  • Haha, anny way you got my sub.

  • dude that was fucking hillarious any more funny songs I should know about

  • DAVE! your songs are the shit thanks for sharin em brotha

  • Im a big horror movie/heavy metal fan, and my mom is in a country gospel band.... and she sent this video to me..... I put off watching it because most of the stuff she sends me is pretty, well... u can guess..... but this was resfreshingly entertaining.... thanks Churchofdave

  • FPJ666: Lol ok thats funny hehehhe

  • dude you have a realy fuckin good voice!

  • is he really serious??!!

  • freezewills: WhatchutalkinboutWillis?

    hehe

    

    Yeah My Mom laughed so hard at this I had to stop it twice so she could breath ehhe.

  • My mom loved it ! thanks

  • steviebkhall: Hi Steve's MOM!

  • That's the second time u've brought tears 2 my eyes! I haven't seen or spoken 2 my Mum,(Mom), in 13yrs, i swear, I'm gonna give her this song 4 the next Mothers day! I can relate a bit 2 much!

  • wow, you are scary but you're funny. and the voice and the tattoos are surprisingly good. and the song is pretty good too!

  • THE BEST SONG EVERr.HAHAHAHAHAH I LUV IT. SCARY DAVE U FUCKING RULE.......

  • funny not touching?

  • touching & funny

  • Loved it.  You defiitely captured the full spectrum of Mother's day emotions. Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh. d

  • Dude, that song is both ridiculously funny and heartfelt! two thumbs up! Way to break threw the barrier of shitty mother's!

  • HaHa! Lovin' it!

  • no comment

  • buffalobarney269: Actually, on youtube, typing "no comment" in the comment section is still a comment :)

  • I LOVED it! My Mom would have loved it too if she were still living, she & us kids always had the same sense of humor you and your Mom seem to have.. I don't like the "F: word as a rule but this time it cracked me up.. The whole song cracked me up and I know many kids who would have sent it to their parents if they had known it was out here.. Nope! Not gonna find this at the Hallmark shop! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

  • omg  i loved it

  • haha! loved it! ^_^ sorta true on most things lol

  • aahahaha thats so funny writing no comment in the comment box

  • dont say it to your mom if you cuse in it retard

  • awesome song man...i'm gonna use this next year lmfeao

  • Awesome song man Lol =D

  • girlsngiggs458 : Irony personified. Saying "No comment" in the comment box.

  • lol! that is great man!

  • lmao! i almost fell out of my chair xDD

  • martiebaby: Maybe you should grow a sense of humor, look up the word "Sarcasm" and keep your misinformed religious judgments to yourself.

    My mom LOVED this song because we have a very similar sense of humor. Which is why I wrote it for her in the first place.

    The only harm this song did her was to make her laugh so hard that she choked. So I had to pause it twice to let her catch her breath.

    Your statement is arrogant, presumptuous ill informed and disrespectful. So move along preacher.

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  • OMG LMAO!

    I LOVE IT!

    AMERICAN IDOL!

  • thinkpink10122: Hah ! That'll be the day. I almost want to audition just so I can chew out that one jerk off guy. "Hey thanks for havin me on the show but I ain't gonna sing shit! I just came on to say this show sucks ass and the judges are morons! Thank you and good night !" heheheh

    Me on that show is about as likely as me getting featured on youtube heheh nil.

  • Hahaha way to go dude!! I enjoyed that quite a bit

    check my mothers day freestyle for something completely opposite haha

  • u so col

  • i love it...i never lived with my ma..and called her names and things..:'(

  • Hell YEAH! Thanks. Best mother's day song ever! At least it's sincere instead of all of those superficial stupid massproduced cards. I'd be proud if I was your mother... In my own way of course, haha. LOVE IT.

  • Lyrics are not amusing, some might same at least he tried, myself think this is disrespectfull.

  • you're his mom, aren't you?

  • thats realy sweet hahah

  • I take it to my favorite :)

  • I think I am in love with this!

  • OH MY GOSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • lol this is hysterical! i am soooo sending this to my mom!

  • Okay, this is hysterical!! I'm going to send it as Mother's Day greeting to my friends with son's. I'm hope they have a sense of humor

  • The Most REAL mothers day song!

  • I'm going to send this one to myself :)

  • i love it nice song!!!

  • you actually have a good voice lmao! love it

  • you rock..!!

    oh yeah...!!!

  • okay.....u made me laugh... this is hilarious.. my mom would kill me if i sing this to her...

    but i guess your mom rocks!!!!!! keep it up man! u are one cool dude~

  • this is fantastic! you're great lol

  • lmao

  • LMAO I am the mom of 7 (6 boys) and this is SO what they would send me!!

    HAHA!! We refer to ourselves as the the Disfunctional Brady Bunch

  • willowwolf123: I truly wrote this song for my Mom.  She is an actress with a great sense of humor so I knew she would appreciate all the lies and sarcasm. The first time I played this song for her I warned her that it was over the top and seriously harsh just in case she didn't get it right away. Once I started it she laughed so hard I literally had to stop it half way through so she could catch her breath. Cept for almost killing her with it I was quite satisfied. :D

  • me too, i'm the octamom though, and i love my children so much!!

    hopefully in 10 years(if they survive) then they can listen to this song

    ~Octamom

  • If so, why would you want to tell folks?? As a mom of 7 I KNOW what parenting a big family is like. It cannot be the manner in which you define yourself wholey... They will leave one day, then you must remember who and what you are.

  • well i was being sarcastic... but very very good to know.. "then you must remember who and what you cooked for dinner" tsk tsk

  • i hope ur joking about being the octomom

  • At first (before you started singing) when I saw your picture I thought your singing voice was gonna SUCK...BUT instead...BRILLIANT!!!

    Btw, are those Persols (sp)? I used to have a pair. Terminator2: Judgment Day!!!!

  • response007: I can never spend more than 5 bucks on shades. Otherwise I loose them or they break. If I get cheap ass junk ones, I rarely loose them and they tend to last quite well. Go figure. They are usually copies of some kinda brand I suppose. Last time I owned decent shades were Raybans back in the 80's. They lasted a week until a bird hit me in the head while riding my bike on the Hollywood freeway. Ripped my shades right offa my head lol. Bird didn't come out to well either > : )

  • Somebody give him a shirt please... LOL!!!

  • Man, your voice is great! 5/5... ;-)

  • Boring! I hate it :-(

  • O_O

  • did u kill your mother?scarying man

  • OH MY GAAAWWD. that has to be one of the funniest songs i've heard. guess your Mom has a great sense of humor. good for her.

  • Brilliant

  • HOLY CRAP! Your video response is actually related!!! Good Job. (note I'm not actually commenting on your video, just your ability to do a video response properly)

  • THAT was freakin' hilarious! I sent it out as a bulletin this mornin'!

  • Scary Dave, I can feel your adolescent pain. Like a bowler feels his balls. An emotional treat for good ol'Mother.

    If she's like mine. She will get out prison early because the Warden can't stand being told, "When you are going to get a real job" and "You're just like your Father".

    Don't ask about parole hearings. Hearings board is still receiving group therapy out of back of a pickup in N. Hollywood by a smuck called Dr. Phil.

  • ha ha wow :)

  • I resemble this remark

  • you are so grounded mister..

  • Your such a nice person. Finally someone who actually supports peoples crazy ass ideas, YOUR THE MAN!

  • dave you are a god

  • In a kick-ass way, you have a fucking great voice. What kind of guitar do you have? You should send me some tabs. :)

  • man.... i love this guys vids

  • you rock! you are so very talented and i just love your style , you put it perfectly u r perfect and should be the president of the usa , hope to meet ya soon i am loveing ya you have helped save me with your advice on tons of things

    hugs

    georgia peach form ohio

  • boay you sure like your gutar,any ways funny song you should write more

  • fuck thats good. im so using that.

  • Finaly a song i can dedicate to my mom on mathers days (until next year tho)

  • LOL that was really fucking funny

  • brilliant

  • dave ur the damn best ever

  • Fantastic! You see, that's what us mums really appreciate, something personal that has had a lot of thought put into it :D

    There should be a whole series of songs like this!