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  • lol that guy doesn't take any of their shit.

  • Stuart Varney, you are a fruitcake.

  • QUOTE OF THE DAY: " A thousand hands clasped in prayer are not as productive as me jerking off" I LOVED this !!! SO TRUE ! LOL

  • HOLY SPIRIT! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!

    Da fuck? Is he shooting her?

  • @C0ct0pusPrime You and I would be good friends sir. You are quite intelligent. There needs to be more people like you in this world.

  • Haha, Fox lets three morons loose on a single atheist, yelling "Noooo!" and "That's OFFENSIVE, that's MOCKERY!" a lot and the atheist still wins. :)

  • good vids. by the way i am looking at the same pulp fiction poster right now !!!

  • Fox loves a good 3 on 1 atheist beatdown. Surprised they didn't have that baldheaded preacher on to BAM BAM BAM some Jebus into that big bad atheist!

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  • i dont believe in any religion... i wouldnt even exactly call myself an atheist.. i like to develop my own morals and beliefs... now i respect others faith etc... but whenever I say anything about my own opinion I'm the one getting singled out and yelled at and called a fool for not believing in god and jesus and accepting that everything but that is false... maan i need to find some better reasoning people to be around with..

  • I love how she declines the drug comparison because it's not a "spiritual connection." Seriously? Are they necessarily oil and water? Then I guess the whole peyote thing was a waste of fucking time for thousands of years, wasn't it?

  • Why would he stop it?! I dunno, maybe to stop his supposedly beloved "children" from being smoted by flying cars and cows, or being swept out to Davy Jones' locker? Maybe?

  • GREAT JOB!

  • Delusional isn't the same as fools. One is an insult and one is a mental-emotional problem.

  • @MrNicMachiavelli Correct. Delusion, then is worse than a fool. Because a fool will be foolish by himself. Delusion can inspire thousands to do horrible shit.

  • @PachucoDesigns agreed

  • Uggghh it's painful to watch that guy get shouted at & interrupted by those idiots... lol if they're so confident in their god, they shouldn't need to prepare at all. Good luck with that though.

  • Nice vid. Keep up the good work. Nice shirt also.

  • Coctopus is the voice of reason.

  • that bitch is annoying. shouting someone into silence when they are already outnumbered and being interrupted left and right is faggotry. if only hitchens were here. someone deserves a good hitchslap.

  • Really good video

  • "That's mockery"

    You can call it whatever you want, the point doesn't go away just cause your feelings got hurt. Mockery is just another form of criticism.

  • @selfsenter "You bash christianity cuz its easy.. this athiest cant last 1 minute with a muslim"

    its not hard to make any of the abrahamic religions look silly...they are all based on crazy, irrational shit, and made up by man. i mean, even a religious person will tell you that all other religions are false and man-made, they just refuse to accept the same criteria for their own religion.

    "disasters are sent as a test to all nations."

    disasters in atheist norway? or sweden?

  • @C0ct0pusPrime

    Doesnt have to happen all at one time..might happen after your lifetime and disasters come in all shapes and forms not just an environmental hazard.

    The age of prophets and evidence is over, god shaped this world based on a logic we can understand and the intervention will come in that context.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime

    Abrahamic religions that believe in god are three.. And muslims dont believe the other two are man made. Changed by man yes given their numerous copies and versions but the source of Judaism and Xtianity is not man.

    And its only irrational based on your own made up culture that changes with every season

  • @selfsenter "its only irrational based on your own made up culture that changes with every season"

    oh, i see, you are convinced that your religion is unchanged and forever unchanging. better go sacrifice some goats or something.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime

    I'm not convinced..The Quran has been memorized from A-Z by thousands for centuries.. You cannot even begin to propose the notion that is has been changed.. Thats not up for debate..its fact

    And we dont sacrifice animals..

    We eat goats on our Eid just as you eat Turkeys on Christmas eve. We dont kill anything unless its for consumption..We cant even hurt a tree unless its for something productive..But you wouldnt understand that.. Try again bro

  • @selfsenter "We cant even hurt a tree unless its for something productive..But you wouldnt understand that"

    i understand that's a load of bs, and its only your interpretation of the same book that others interpreted to mean 'kill the infidels.' try again, bro.

  • You can't hurt a tree unless it's for something productive? LO-fucking-L! Do you have ANY idea how much deforestation happened around Europe in the middle ages simply to make bigger, taller, more elaborate churches? Do you know how much time and energy they spent looking for the biggest, strongest trees to chop down because they lacked the building fundamentals we have now, and the height of a wall could only be equal to the height of a tree? Irreparable damage for bullshit!

  • @selfsenter yeah right. start lookin outside ur box and u will realize IT HAS..!! that's exactly what all religious ppl claim. jews, hindus etc etc. they all say their holly book hasnt changed and will never admit that. but even if IT HASNT CHANGED, doesnt make it right or true. as u said, ppl hav been reciting it like parrots but it doesnt mean its right. frm about embryology to stars to shape of earth to oceans to mountains- everything in quran is now proven wrong by science.

  • @selfsenter helf me understand,y muhamad married a 9 year old?y did he killed and murdered so many ppl? y did he marry so many times wit younger girls? hw come everything in quran bout mountains 2 stars 2 embryology is either copied from Aristotle (greek) or is totally wrong??inspite being most religious, y muslim world is suffering?hw many space shuttles muslim world has launched?hw many computers or tech muslim world has invented. if ur allah was real, muslim world would hav been totally dif.

  • @selfsenter i can go on n on, but i'l leave it here. i hope u'd think outside the box- like i did 10 yrs ago.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime

    A culture that is being molded and twisted by television and fashion moguls does not lend itself much merit as being correct . The opinion of such easily manipulated people is really irrelevant to us.

  • @selfsenter opposed to religiously manipulated cultures?*scratches head* whatever floats your boat.

  • @selfsenter

    you're an idiot.

  • @selfsenter im an atheist n i argue with muslims, fyi, one of my closest muslim frnd is not a muslim any more (thanks to me). it was a long process, took years of debates & education to show him the light. he's an atheist now. im just 1/10 of coctopusprime in comparison, if i can change someone cocotopus can too.. so thr u go, ur delusional self again.

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  • Thank you for your honesty

  • The new york big mouth broad needs to go ever wonder why men american men are going to other countries for wives

  • "Prayer brings comfort to so many people!"

    "So do drugs."

    I was Lawling for 10 minutes

  • "One thousand hands clasped in prayer are not as productive as me jerking off." - C0ct0pusPrime

  • A life without delusion is like a day without sunshine. :-P

  • il say as thunderf00t said '' Bullet proof vests stopps bullets better than religion'' maybe not in those exact words but meeh

  • yeah ofc... and athiest say ''we dont have a soul and neither do you'' then we are the ones mocking people.

    They say '' you will burn in hell becuse you dont have jesus in your soul'' thats not mocking, thats just telling it as it is =)

  • Darwin's brother noticed that the whole of the British Empire was praying for the royal family....but they died at the same rate and of the same diseases as the rest of the populace. That's why England's not a bastion of deluded morons who vote for republican, wife-swapping, hypocrites.

  • Jesus dont do AA's!!!

  • angel vortex lol! epic quotes.

  • man she is angry! lol

  • That was a great one!

  • Bamm-Bamm Rubble grew up!

  • Christian Logic for Natural Disasters...

    Pray really hard for divine intervention... then go down Walmart and buy lots of tinned food and supplies. Then, when the hurricane smashes the neighbouring town (which was full of praying Christians) but not your town, Thank God a hundred times. Then, 3 days later, when they pull a little kid from the devastation, say it's a miracle and that God is good, but the dozens of dead people... meh, that wasn't God's fault, they should've prayed harder.

  • This just shows how ignorant Fox news is to what others believe. Thank you for showing this. I am not taking sides, but I am 100% gay and I only believe in Science/evolution. I am just saying this because if I said what I think I would get bashed.

  • Call him on your show and then attack him when he expresses his opinion? lol fucking cowards.

  • LOL That dude is going to get sued by Emeril Lagasse. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM

  • Mocking people? Isn't that what this reporter did?

  • Wow, those reporters are friggin' retarded... :o

  • Now let's see what jesus can do for that obesity...bam...bam....bam...b­am!

  • While it was obvious the panel had no counter to David's claims, he definitely came on way too strong. If deconverting theists was as easy as pointing out the logical fallacies in their beliefs, then atheism would be dominant throughout the world. But we know from experience that it's not that easy, and so one man against a mob is not going to end well.

    Having said that, I do admire him for promoting the idea that the idiocy of religious institutions should be torn down.

  • David Silverman could use a little polish. He had a perfect panel to destroy more elegantly and would have been better served by not pulling the pin on a hand grenade right off the bat.

  • im not close to an atheist but these reporters are assholes and i have the utmost respect for the man in this interview that he did not murder these people. and even if he did i would respect him.

  • Thats 24 bams.

  • @Stevo6452 I wonder if the bam bam woman is still a tripping out walking miracle after the adrenaline rush has worn off...and she realized she only went for a faith healing as she doesn't have insurance...

  • @Stevo6452 Head not working right? Take 24 bams and pray in the morning. LMAO!

  • Regardless of believing in the existence of god or not, if by adulthood someone hasn't figured out that prayer has absolutely no effect whatsoever on anything in the physical world, ever, then that qualifies as a failure of awareness.

  • drugs do help

  • also, not everyone who believes in spiritual life (or God) is a christian/ religious person, idiot.

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  • i'm glad this lot don't run hospitals, Nurse" Doctor come quickly, this man's having a seizure......

    BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM........BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEP.

    see you in court Doc.

  • may be if she lost some weight her hip wouldn't give her pain.

  • @MrXclio hahaha!! I was thinking the same thing!! lol! There is a great documentary that shows how those miraculous healing scams are actually constructed. I'll try to find it and post it.

  • @Alineniz If you find it, please send it to me!

  • 1:21 DO IT JEEZUS

  • @selfsenter jesus was like: yeah she can have the hip, im givin her diabetes next month anyway

  • Watching Fox News is a crisis. I still don't pray beforehand.

  • do you still have the pulp fiction poster that's been frame

  • can I get an amen for this man? xD Athiest FTW! xD

  • I just love you.

  • Dude, I don't know how ou can sit through that much fox news. You must be one hell of a masochist.

  • jesus fucking christ, why is that bitch there? SHE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING, JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND STOP SAYING WORDS.

  • should they be more worry about the hurricane

  • If we built schools and medical clinics instead of churches, the world would be a better place. If even half the money going to religious causes were spent on education and healthcare, we wouldn't be failing in those two categories.

  • his argument (the guy who was on the news) was good, but i think he delivered it with strong words so those bu**heads get offended. wow and its like 3 vs 1 i wish i was there

  • @irvineworld naah bro it wouldent matter if hed be jerking them off and speaking in a calm voice, thier dicks would fall down so fast and they would be trolling like that in a second.

    Even if you come on strong or ''weak'' they will attack you with every breath in thier body becuse they know what they belive in is full of shit.

  • That's a good one bro, but believers are hopeless. It's almost impossible to change hardcore christian minds (like guys in this video). The only way is to get god off the money, so religious organizations loose their purpose of life. And america needs strong social government to accomplish this feat. The other way is to believers stop donating, but I don't see it happen any time soon. So keep pwning idiots, you're good at it.

  • 'my opinion is a fact.

    your facts are opinions.'

    brilliant

  • Send the blonde bitch back to the kitchen

  • It is a fact.

  • If god didn't create the hurricane, and he can't be bothered to stop it, why bother praying to him in the first place?

  • @hobo59 You should be ashamed of yourself as a doctor taking advantage of people in their darkest hour, at a moment of incredible vulnerability, to convert them to your kind of crazy. In the Uk we have laws preventing doctors from doing that kind of thing and I'm quite sure the US does too.you should take a look at the results of the Templeton Foundation study of the power of intercessory prayer and reconsider your position.

  • Ok, i will do my best to share my view and example. The atheist in the video is right about preparing yourself for a natural disaster, it should be done in the "atheist way" which is to evacuate and warn others. But i would refer it as the "human way", the ability to know what is right to do in this kind of situation. When a christian prays, he prays that he will be able to live up to this awareness.There's no wrong that you for example hope and pray that you will helpsomeonewhomightslowyoudown

  • I'm not Christian but in the bible God never claims to be all powerful, Christians just assume he is. So when the Atheist is saying "Well then your God isn't all powerful!" like he's proving a point, he's really going nowhere.

  • I love how the female host says--"roman catholics prepare for earthquakes too, we buy water and we buy candles and we also happen to pray at night" what a farce of a statement---essentially she said "We as roman catholics can keep OURSELVES safe secure and healthy in the event of an earthquake suffieicently...but we also pray that god will keep us safe secure and healthy in the event of an earthquake.." doesnt that NEGATE PRAYER? "OH God PLEASE SAVE US--but in the meantime ill save myself.." WOW

  • Ah, the sweet smell of psychological projection.

  • They keep interupting him. WTF

  • lol wow.. Fox news.. Hurting the brains of smart people for the longest of times.. To Coctopus I say what this video needs is more of those facepalm moments (like with Captain Picard and the audience ones)... I kind of miss those clips

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oowwwww

  • He should have pointed out that they are mocking reality by insisting that somethng unproven is ABSOLUTELY CERTAINLY true. Also Buddhists are typically atheists as they don't believe in a god(s) either. 

  • BAM BAM BAM

  • Kind of a shaky start on that one, Cockto, but like the cool cat you are you landed on your feet before clip end -- excellent / kudos / thumbs up.

  • Oh come on.You've got to admit theists are a wonderfull source of entertainment for us atheists.I for one think theism should be encouraged.I need something funny to show my kids on YouTube when weather is bad and they can't play outside.

  • I have massive respect for guys like David Silverman. It's bad enough to argue on national tv with someone talking complete nonsense, but to have several of them all harping at the same time while you try desperately to inject some degree of sanity is amazing. I don't know how he keeps his composure.

  • The thing that annoyed me in this video more then anything was that fucking miley cyrus song

  • lol the fat guy was on Our America with Lisa Ling, totally balling with a big house and tons of cars. 

  • has any followed up the lady to see if the hip problem came back ?

  • at 1:34.....Emeril Lagasse gonna sue somebody.

  • Stuart Varney is one of the biggest piles of shit on TV.

  • 03:53 FAIL,he wanted the others to laugh about his 'sarcasm'

  • HAHA!! Rock -N- Roll indeed!

  • Lightning conductors on Churches . . . need I say more?

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  • Realist: "When you get out of the ocean your skin will be kind of salty." Believer: "Oh, wait a minute, isn't it a bit mocking to say that? A lot of people like to think they taste very sweet, and it makes them very happy. You saying they're salty makes it sound like a fact that there's no sugar in the ocean. That's just your opinion. You're missing something. Don't mock us".

    The oblivious, pompous irrationality of the believer is truly breathtaking.

  • I believe in God an JESUS CHRIST. BUT NOT IN RELIGION!! ITS RELATIONSHIP.. but why do athesist have so much to say when there practice is that there is no God anyway. So how can you agrue about something you dont even believe in?EX. i dont believe that football exist but im always downing the dallas cowboys. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.. ATHEST WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN THE LAKE OF FIRE... ITS 2012 AN IF YOU AINT SEEN ENOUGH SIGNS TO KNOW THERE IS A GOD AN JESUS IS COMING BACK KEEP LIVING YOU WILL

  • @MrGodsAce "IF YOU AINT SEEN ENOUGH SIGNS TO KNOW THERE IS A GOD" how does THAT make sense? The world isn't all flowers and rainbows, and I don't see any god helping to make a change. Where's his omnipotence? His love for all living things? Oh.. so we will see the miracle of jesus on the "doomsday" that the oh-so-christian mayans predicted? Just snap out of it dude, for your own sake.

  • @MrGodsAce

    Seriously, what language was that?

  • @MrGodsAce Your football analogy is horrible. If atheists didn't believe that football existed there would have to be no football fields, players, balls, trophies anything- except for a book saying that a tiny population (15-20 people) once played football and it allowed them to use magic to heal people, walk on water, and conquer death. BTW, would you be willing to sell me your property at half price? I'll take it over Jan 1 2013- you'll be raptured already and won't need it.

  • "god didnt make the hurricane, why would he stop it"

    Im an ER doctor. I dont cause car accidents, but I still help ppl who are in car accidents.

  • i swear i fuckin hatethat bitch... spiritual comparison ? what the fuck o__O ??

  • Why would he stop it? then why prey to him and ask for God to stop it? What a cunt. She yells at him that she is not attacking him, lol.

    Cheers Christine

  • Religion is not like drugs because religion is considered morally right. Not that I really give fuck.

  • "You said that we're fools?" NO I SAID THAT YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

  • I'm sorry. Couldn't watch this. Pissed me off too much.

  • I love how these clowns suddenly become concerned with "facts" and "evidence" when they have absolutely nothing to support their beliefs. I wish the atheist would ask one of these fools to try and define "spiritual".

  • It's news anchors like this that make me detest religion.

  • on another note, Id love to eat that blondes pussy.

  • @Stevo6452

    WTF would you want to pleasure her?

  • He didn't say that religious people COULDN'T prepare for disasters, he was saying that they should prepare AS IF they were atheists. As in: prepare for the worst, which absolutely involves assuming that your god will not intercede and help you, and so you will be on your own. Fine, pray if you want in your downtime, but in the mean time, your safest course of action is to prepare as if there were no god to come help you out of your troubles.

  • @puellanivis Yeah, exactly... But what about those theists who did? What about those who prepared as if there were no GOD and left the region... What will they say the following day? "My GOD loves me so much. He helped me to get prepared, and got me out of the region just before the storm hit. He made it happen so that I saw the news in time to prepare. He moved traffic aside for me to make my exodus out of harms way."

  • Apparently the blonde lady has never heard of a certain philospher named Epicurus, and honestly thought things through.

  • "God didn't create the hurricane from coming." English Skills [-1/400]

  • guy: can he stop a hurricane from coming

    lady: no

    guy: oh then he's not all powerful

    me: BURN. YOU JUST ADMITTED GOD IS NOT ALL POWERFUL HA HA HA HA

  • fox news = lunatic asylum

  • IDK about everyone else, but silverman is a fucking pussy for not taking on these religious morons harder. Come on, he is letting them eat him up. We need a Christopher Hitchens.

  • Prayer is nothing more than re-directing hope through your imaginary friend. 

  • Ok, I'm already seriously drunk here, but anyway...thank you very much Coctopus for an awesome year's mockery and satire. May you have many more fucktards to mock in the year ahead.

    All my love you sarcastic motherfucker,

    InquisitorM...out.

  • 7:12 A classic gotcha moment for the token bimbo in red -- she could NOT provide a rational answer, so she reverts to a base emotional response. Insurance companies (to stay in business) have policies in direct contradiction to her petulant denial, i.e. they postulate that natural disasters ARE supernatural "Acts of God" and therefore cannot be underwritten by an insurance policy (making THEM the true believers I suppose). She's an irrational religious idiot! She convinces no one.

  • "So do drugs"... haha! Great!

  • Are we supposed to believe in this bullshit?

  • Pantera bro.

  • The lady in red is not even consistent with her own Christianity. She accuses the rationalist of calling Buddhists and Jews delusional... I'm sorry, but the Christians already been saying that for 2 millenniums. God isn't responsible for hurricanes, but wouldn't stop it since he planned it. Well was it part of his plan or he had nothing to do with it. She should read the Bible if she's going to be a Christian. At-least the WestBoro people are consistent, and know their Bible.

  • fucks news! not even news..why do they allow stupid people to air stupid things?

  • "You live in poverty." Wow, that guy in the yellow tie is a dumbass. We live in poverty because we want to prepare practically for natural disasters? LMAO.

  • AWESOME MAN!!! you fuckin nailed it!!!

  • @nilbud /watch?v=WVXTCXSGJYs

  • spiritual life? = "objective fact" Are they kidding?? I'm a theist and I know that stuff is subjective all the way. These ppl just make themselves and the rest of us look foolish.

  • Excellent video. Subscribed!

  • Everytime I watch some Fox News I want to kill somebody

  • I've had a nice sleep now but woke up facepalming mself remembering this fiasco... it truly makes me worry abut the USA, save for tbe fact that the Silverman guy gives me hope that he is getting exposure to the rational people.. and honestly any reasonable person watching this vid would conclude the panels members are agressive and delusional.

  • i would love to shut that bitch up

  • 07:23 ....I doubt very much that she realizes she is being irrational. She is on FoxNews, she is playing to her audience. In my experience, the more zealous the believer, the more they whore, cheat, steal and lie.....but come Sunday they give their tithe, sit in the front row, pray and sing and pass judgement on all the sinners, gays and atheists.

  • 1:30.....that is just a scam....Pebbles pretending she needs a new hip and Bam Bam doing the healing in the name of God. Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone would be SO ashamed.

  • wow... This may be just the UK perspective, but the guys on Fox seem to have issues only a lisenced therapist can help with... I mean beyond religious devotion into a deep state of denial and self loathing... Esspecially given their attacks on the "mocking" nature of what he;s doing (despite Fox having countless times mocked Athiests, Pagans and Buddhists.) Whilst, not even debating just insulting the guy, like a 12 year old would...

    sigh... our species is doomed

  • i have life outside my physical self, its called dreams~

  • "So do drugs."

    BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM.

  • Another great video sir :) I always find your perspective refreshing but I just hope you don't watch too much Fox, that shit just rots the brain.

  • 9:25

    How can you ask an atheist to make a "spiritual" comparison?!

    When its not pissing you off, FOX news at least makes you laugh

    ... and feel smart.

  • @isthatanoctopusjj definitely a good point...i think i accidentally edited out a clip of me explaining that when she acts offended at being called a fool, it says in the bible that 'the fool says in his heart that there is no god.'

    it is projection at its finest.

  • @isthatanoctopusjj I live in Kansas. I always feel smart. It's quite a burden, and rather lonely. In addition, weed no longer has the ability to make me retarded enough to relate to bible-belters. I would move, but I'm afraid that would be a grass-is-greener fallacy. Superstitious nonsense tends to be widespread during the decline of empires.

  • maybe if she went on a diet, her hip would not hurt.

  • LOL that "Bam Bam" shit was funny.