Dane Cook's Shark SKit

[MortalKombat773]

Were you taunting it?! LMAO

[zakkattackxx]

"grabbed him by thee big throat and said fuck you shark" lmao

[XzTS]

0:23 - 0:25

*Censored*

[Makutaman27]

it looked like the elite was raping him at 1:32

[Renegademexican]

i was just swimming and all of a sudden OW,OH NO hahahaha

[WoWImbas]

is said fuck you shark ... but it was like lhalkjgtlgjlt cuz the water was in my mouth

[sargecaboosegriftex]

lol. "if you don't get pussy with that story..."

roflcopter

[hbgrantland]

Everyone should get a gun and wait in the water trying to hit sharks just to get them mad

Don't worry it won't do anything

[speedfreak121]

"yea i just wade in the water firing my shark rocket that really pisses them off.." hahahahha LOL

[DarkKnightSoraesteed]

omg these vids the the fucking best!!

[liberater12312321]

fuck you shark!

[masonman235]

the water was in my fucking mouth lol

[miller0022]

i have this on my ipod its fuckin hilarious

[legoguy1997]

ya i just like 2 mess with sharks so i a rocket thing and it PISS THEM OFF

[ztapz333z]

lololololol he got bit by like a shark

[jpa1137]

shark rocket lol

[rinconsurfers]

nice

[g36cfan36]

fucking with sharks

[gwchamp813]

LOL!

[HOTandCOOL9730]

what does this video exactly have to do with this (awesome) dane cook video?

[lilbutz1]

this shit is so funny

[newyorkmage]

that was usally funny but u remade so u suck joshua91 balls harleyowensherman balls

[kenizzyny]

yea they tell you to punch a shark on the nose and it'll make it's eye tear upi and it'll run away

[harleyowensherman]

its tear duct thing you mean

[kenizzyny]

yea that's it!

[LordDravott19]

Just one of those you cant stop laughing at.

[hbkowns05]

fart in a sharks face id lmao

[P33OnUAndHopeUDie]

lol. really well done. and FUCK YOU SHARK!

[barcodezombie]

i said fuck you shark but it sounded like this because i was in the water sahfd gha ghra grgh

lol!

[kylecrs]

I love Dane Cook and Halo. Good job man!

[VieraBorn]

this is F**** awesome...lmao

[harleyowensherman]

wrong this is fuckn awsome...rotfflmao get it fuckin right or shut the hell up its dane cook you asshole

[VieraBorn]

who the hell are you talking to trying to start something on the internet.. i said it was fucking awesome so your the one being an asshole

[harleyowensherman]

who the hell are you trying to act all kool or what "F****" what the hellls that? wath the hll is it you ass!!

[footbalmoney192]

dude shut the fuck up stop being and ass on the fucking internet

[harleyowensherman]

hey im trying to keep this dusch bag straight so why dont you keep your nosy ass out of it moron

[afkrtfm]

probably more action than ull ever get

[liquidnitro2]

rofl

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rofl

rofl

rofl

[teencomment]

You get on the beach AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­! This dude is frackin' hilarious!

[jeffakayeffy]

its zan bar and it is halo2....have you never played all the halos halo3freakin o.O your name even tells me you havnt...wow thats sad

[AnimalNatureFreak123]

NICE i had this on my ipod and now i see it like a movie

[spartan1039]

LMAOLMAOMLMAO

[jaytuhega]

LMAO ye, i go into the water sometimes just to fuck around with the sharks.

[SoccerDudeACW]

i love this vid, is there a video of what he's really doing someone on the internet?

[HAXDproductions]

ive only slighty giggled at dane cook once, he is just not funny

[grant1nt3ns3]

Well you're in denial or you lack a sense of humor. Putting down this guy doesn't make you cool you know. IT'S OK TO LIKE IT.

[halo3freak678]

dude the friging map looks like halo 3s last resort cool

[dynexpwner]

Halo3feakin678 That's because last Resort was based off Zanzibar from halo 2

[daytime2727]

lol,shark rocket!

[Mizzle618]

wow, what a gay ass video. u have to jack off to halo to enjoy this.

[EikoandVivi]

You porbly do, so stfu

[crumptoncr]

lets start attacking people

[Fartbomb14]

"If you don't get pussy with that story. Wanna see my scar?" LMAO!!!

[HarryPotterFan3394]

a fuckin shark coming threw the water and this guy is like heeeeey he punches him in the face, and a shark goes ALRIGHT! lmao!

[d4balla]

i said fuck you shark! but i was in da water so i was like blahalbaglhavlah lol!! dat is some funny shit!

[VillaMan08]

Video isnt very good, the comedian is very good.

[Amenyx]

"yeah i go around in the sea sometimes just to fuck around with the sharks... its called a shark rocket"

nice 5 stars! how come i never see this guy on the comedy channel?

[80hero08]

hillarous!!

[Kenburn7]

Tell me there is no time you swim faster than when a shark lets you go

[Ubercake2000]

dane cook is funny....this video.....oh dear gawd it sucked

[Jefftherapper]

hey man im brutekilla93 i was in ur movie u still got xbl well if u do i got 360 and h3 man send me freind request if u still do ok

[SheDrum2008]

Dane Cook, I lov you!!!

[necrofever]

lol if u dont get pussy wit taht story lol ahhahahahha

[scuttlefoot]

the anamation sucked ass on aa stick

[kakashi123344]

fuck u shark

[plasma580]

lol that was great and they always use the aliens for some random animal.

[Daxter717]

LMAO that was freakin hilarious!!! 1:20 it sounds like he blew up... a f**** whhwhwhshark...lmao

Ioshara stop wit the f**** spam or a shark is gonna bite YOU. and it WONT let you go.

[Master90909]

Can't...up...laughing...to...h­ard...

[Master90909]

ROTFLOLROTFLOL

[orvidon]

holy mother of crap that was funny

[ernethor12]

hahhaa freaken great i loved!

[MHR95]

He should have said instead "the shark was 12 feet long" "the shark was like 30 feet long!!!

Hilarious though!

[Coolguy1548]

lol the part is hilarious when he said its weird when the shark lets u go u swim fkin faster then the shark and ur like *microphone drops* AHHHHHHHHHHH NO AHHH NOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! lmfao nice

[austinlevilee]

thats so funny.

[ExodusNJ]

The 30-45 seconds with the shark rocket and alluding were hilarious.

[pranksterfreak]

idk wat type of editers u guys are but u suck if u ever need an editor hit me up at prankfreak on aim im really good and i film

[silent2143]

owned

[yjeezy12]

omfg i punched a shark and he let me go

[himecrazy]

hahah that was good!

[IRISHDEATHGOD]

wait.....i know Jayx31 and BruteKilla....

wow....strange

[ultimatekai]

That's great. I laughed so hard when he punched it and started running.

[cellfire244]

lol

[vellcan3]

OMFG HILLARIOUS

[xplaygirl9x]

lol

[MooseManVanMoose]

lol

[xbox360eman]

lol man that was hilarious

[Brittany369963369]

thank you ninetails15

[mi6rider]

DANE COOK RLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i said fuck u shark, well there was water so it was like fuuub u sherk. cuz the water was in my mouth.

[SLAARG]

no sometimes i go to the beach just to fuck with the sharks!! hehhehehe

[DaP01D0g]

lol, funny

[back3o5]

i grabbed him by the neck and said "fuck u shark" lol hilarious

[Brittany369963369]

man:ow..oh no....look...im bleeding...it hurts....'punch'...fuck u shark.....ahhhhhhhhh!!!

[ninetails15]

oh ur cool hahahahha

[RasenganXChidori100]

lol "and all of a sudden...ow....oh no"

[ninetails15]

fucker

[demonpit]

first off, love dane cook... but the vid could have been done better, all im sayin

[ninetails15]

dont get a big dick

[nyi55]

yeah dane cook was funny but the filming was horible on that

[ilikeskateboard]

i grab him by his big neck and i said "fuckin shark" lmfao

[bobdabutla]

Lets recap this a fucking shark come in through the water this guy punches it in the face an the shark likes alright! an ur telling me there is no other time in ur lifewhen u would swim that fast AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

[RasenganXChidori100]

XDD

[ninetails15]

bitch

[ColdRegina]

Woow This is just so Fucking funny!! HAHAS You rule Dane! 5/5

[drag0nmind]

sharkr ha geneius

[TopDog87Million]

lol i grabbed him by the big throat and sed fuck u shark

[djice4life]

lmao nice

[VanDaminator606]

I grabbed him by the big throat and said fuck you shark

[shoushu]

I have a lockness monster rocket.... I haven't got to use it though. But the day I do it will be my last!

[FpsJimbo]

Holy fuck thats funny

[malibu1745]

I have a shark rocket too.

[jayhawkfan1]

yea that happened to me once.

[SIDeltaSI]

lmao fuck you shark

[alliemonster914]

hahah fuck you shark!

[MCJohn117]

LOL!

ROFL!!!!

"Fuck You Shark."

[wolfpack676]

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha lol im still laughing! excellent

[nobody3223]

foir future refrence dont use the same clip repeated alot and tell your party members to leave the fucking ball alone and not to quit

[V3nOmXxX]

Ohhh my that is interesting! Nice Halo vid! Goes awesome with the skit!

[rotundrooster]

LOL!

[xmobster5]

LMFAO!! HAHAHA!

[Handlez362]

roflmao

[truelovewaits92]

so funny

[thehats99]

ehh i gues it was ok

[rko2win]

dude that was funny as hell

[halodethkiller]

rofl

[Kegeto]

i love this you did good lol

[xmobster5]

lmao.

[dcdoom1942vet]

how did u record that?

[KnightWatchling]

ROFL!!

"The F'in shark lets you go! If you dont get pussy with that story!" lolol

[justin3455]

wtf some1 put a chainletetr on my account!!! im gonna spam myself

[reaperjesse]

rofl!!

[darknonja]

giant needs to get laid so he stops this stupid shit about crushes he probly posts it cause hes a lonely old bastard muhahaha! lol ^ _ ^

[riottyme]

dfshakdfhsjkc dsc fuck djkfhsakj you dhgadjkghd shark fhsjakghsaj lmao nice

[osnapitseddie]

that was pretty damn funny

[RottenCore69]

Any dude knock it off with the see your love chain letter bs. Whoever thinks that S*** is cool or funny needs to get a fricken life.

Dane Cook Rocks!!! ^_^

[jfutrel4]

the skit is funny but the comment of your lonley is funnier to me...lmao that was kind of wrong...but it was stil funny...

[FBWalshyFTW]

You are lonely aren't you

[Roxas113]

lol

[yoyofreakman]

roflol

[lmGoodxxElixx]

that sucked

[Djy1991]

lol dane cook

[thesexymachine911]

lmfao mad funny 5/5

[oOSamuraiOo]

lmfao

[jamesfurhd]

haha funny

[easternbmxride]

dude u dont know how funny that is add me on halo 2 its BR OV3RLOAD all caps and there o's not 0's

[yetti35]

lol

[acmbomber7]

how do you get rid of the wepon, i never knew u could do that

[deadpool61]

overcharge a plasma pistol and pick up the odd ball. It has to be overcharged as you pick it up

[yoyofreakman]

ummm what odd ball and why?

[SairenDreams]

lmao

[Catogropher]

Freakin Good!

[superbdirector1]

funny ass shit hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehe

[onemancomedy]

wait wait wait is'nt this Carlos mencia's joke???

Carlos mencia is not funny at all so it doesn't matter!