Half Man Half Biscuit - Fuckin' 'Ell, It's Fred Titmus

[OXOcubic]

This should be encouraged, in fact it should be compulsary!!

[henryhonkhonk]

I sometimes pretend when I walk around town that the local ladies are fred titmus and I get all excited. I have been arrested several times but I only go there for the crack.

[thescreamsmusic]

LEGENDARY !!

[captainkundalini1]

Had a very similar experience when I bumped into Mike Pejic in Leek last sunday. Right outside my home......Too busy thinking "fucking 'ell" to even say a proper hello. Sorry Mike Pejic.

[theonepiece99]

Tyuu

[vonhangman]

Liz Taylor arrived at the pearly gates

Drumming her fingers, "Bugger here comes a wait"

When her violet eyes were suddenly led

To the guy in the queue beside her and she said:.. "

[mothy6]

bye bye Fred

[MarkRoberts63]

RIP Fred Titmus. Still played in 1982 thanks to an inspired move by Mike Brearley.

[Danazawa]

Fred Titmus England cricket great, farewell.

[altfish2]

Just played this as a tribute as Fred Titmus passed away today

[ThatLovelyEnglishBob]

Was just listening to this the other day. T'rah Fred. R.I.P.

[buh0nero]

Over 25 years old now this song - Fred would have only been early 50s when this song came out. A bone fide classic nonetheless. I hope he got a share of the royalties?

[fishcakekev]

To a great cricketer and great man - RIP Fred!

[THIXE01]

RIP Fred I only ever knew you through this song but you are a legend

[baggies5468]

RIP Fred

A good innings.

[Phangkyu]

fuckin' 'ell, it's no longer fred titmus :(

[Eightball69]

Nooo way! Not Fred.......RIP

[david552]

RIP Fred Titmus....

[deanratcliffe]

rip fred

[pootymcpoots]

Sadly, Fred Titmus died today

[colavfc70]

the best opening line to any song ever. :)

[hornetobiker]

I thought this was about Abbi's dad but now I remember he's called Alan.

[LunarEcli]

@hornetobiker fred titmus was a cricketer

[Hamlin008]

lol thx for posting this :)

[paul70uk]

Ha ha haaaaa Class,I saw Half man half biscuit at the Venue in New Cross in 1991,brilliant.

[neil73]

Stevie nicks book about kleptomania! Always makes me chuckle, even after 23 years!

[tebb1t]

There was also a Fred Titmus who was the last third division footballer to play for England

[MarkRoberts63]

@tebb1t It's the same man- was also at Chelsea as a junior.

[mrsamjoint]

Fred Titmus was a mus called fred who was a tit

[CannyStan]

fred titmus was a middlesex cricketer in the 60s and early 70s ( posibly 50s too ).and lost a toe in a boating accident

[goneAWOLagain]

@CannyStan - Four toes according to Wikipedia...... :P Back In The DHSS always made me laugh :)

[tebb1t]

Fred Titmuss was the last bloke from the third division to play for England, about 1924, so really obscure

[riptup]

Timeless.

[hornetobiker]

I know Alan (Abbey's dad) but who's this cunt Fred ?

[barryshostakovitch]

When they reformed in 1990 they played the tent at the Reading Festival as their first gig. This was the first song they played. The place went FUCKING mental. I never knew there were so many HMHB fans. I didn't even know what the band looked like before!

[shadrac72]

@barryshostakovitch - i was at that reading festival - the tent was totally fucking rammed and was about 30 deep the whole way 'round outside as well - second best set of the weekend (after the fall) :)

[dunkiep]

I was there! I was there! I was there!!!!!! Wow, barry - what a gig that was!  I remember collapsing in a heap outside the tent to catch my breath... I saw my mate in the same condition then we piled back in again. I seem to remember Harry Hill and Frank Sidebottom were brilliant in the comedy tent.

[ghaladgwaith]

Ah, memories...used to have this album back in the day. Nice one for uploading :)

[larkins666]

has any1 got d'ye ted mount, well wanna hear that 1

[noyna9]

I think you mean Ted Moult the farmer come tv celebrity come everest double glazing frontman come he blew his own brains out with a shotgun chappie.

[wayek]

this song is the best