How To Talk Chinese!!

[ItEaChUsTuNtS]

I know Cantonese and I'm laughing like hell

[Awesomeboy2003]

this bitch is fucking bastard

[Awesomeboy2003]

@Awesomeboy2003 oppppppi

[bbdragon060600]

i find this funny!

[cuongbach520]

ON99 

[Alexandra51839]

hahahaah i love this guy

[XxRyAn1sThEk1LlErSxX]

im know Cantonese and i find this funny

[Yoshuayovel]

nei tiu puk gaai 你條仆街

:)

[XCuteUlzzangForeverX]

so im cantonese this is so freakin hilarious XD

[Mrkillerc16]

I know chinese and i know this is not chinese

[XCuteUlzzangForeverX]

@Mrkillerc16 thats because ur either mandarin or something

[SSusanbarrese501]

@Mrkillerc16 do u find this funny tho

[Kellyfeng989]

LOL XD this is made funny and i am chinese

[Saikejo]

2575 people won't accept the apology. i wonder why lols

[emilang]

hahahaha i always find that my tongue is out when im watching ricky

[Eyeswideshutzxc]

LOL ! Canto ?

Hum ga chan is your family is unlucky xD i think.

[MultiLucy234]

This guy is seriously mentally retarded

[nxxi]

@MultiLucy234 Yes he is, but he is fucking hilarious if you understand cantonese

[dylan19968]

this video was awsome (iam also cantonese)

[sisuo2]

that's not fucking chinese

[EnDeSorde]

:thatswaisis:

[zhicheng708]

HAhahahahaqhahhqa I know cantonese.... if you say any of those to a chinese guy.. you will die or get beat up

[Gin132456]

@zhicheng708 just hope he is not a triad member o.o

[Dragonslayer10203040]

HUM GAI CHAN! xDD

[10music11]

cee seen ga sun ging beng

[10music11]

DING LAI GAW FAI!! NEI DO CHI MA GUN GA!!!!

[HorrowLight]

ham ka chan = whole family die :S (yes im chinese) damn peter chao's retard brother

[TheLazzaRuss]

wahahahahahahaha 

[panguinix]

my teacher was asain i said hey to her by ure dielect im in detention for 1month

[TheTechnoa]

shit....NEI gow bin faw ...LOL

[nurvcom]

lol funnnnnnny 

[Criminal110s]

我艹，你能不能正常点啊？

[johnnyching100]

i know cantonese and .........LOL

[Cierrajune]

ha halarious

[tgj012]

what the fuck

[TheJjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjd]

your funny

[kivatron190]

dieu ley lo mo actually means "Fuck your mom" LOL i love this video!

[MuiMuiJiy520]

LOL!! whats wrong with these canto viewers!! he's obviously joking!! xD don't be so sensitive!! I'm canto, i don't think its a "DISGRACE"xD <3

[ThePikachu249]

Please remove it i dont wanna see it!

[HaiziDeExing]

@ThePikachu249 then dont watch it? like really

[ThePikachu249]

you meany poop that very mean and a dishonur to the Catonese people and I'm disgraced

and tell ME WAT IS DA PROBLEM WITH YOU> YOU RUDE PERSON I THINK YOU BITCH!

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

@ThePikachu249 Learn how to laugh. It's only a joke.

[ThePikachu249]

You Fucken noodle sprite tht is so rude to Cantonese people and im Catonese at home typing this to you!!!

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

@ThePikachu249 Learn to laugh. He's only joking.

[manyuerainyo0o0]

omg .dpmt trust him , he talk about all f***

[max11max11kok]

FUCK YOU BITCH ur a disgrace to cantonese people

[Littlecupoframen]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?

[xxxvsxxx]

Cantonese is a dialect

[100shashasha]

.....pity your mother ... have a rubbish son

[TheBassBuzzer]

Ni Hao Kai Lan never taught me these words!

[7Lohan7]

hahaha so funny

[laugxhing]

信你一成 雙目失明啦 仆街

[wildoneshacker99x]

i mean cantonise

[wildoneshacker99x]

no that mean ur a stupid like that what u get and the thank u very much is mean you are a dam guy ..it dont mean fuck you .he lieing to us to say thank you yes and it chinise

[wweman2002]

look what happens when a touch his pee pee !!

LOL

Ricky iz Boss

[Kramenz]

AH HAHAHAHHAHA ~ HE SO CUTE LOL !

[thebandyear11]

ding lai go fai

5D6C say in english

lay heuy poke gai n

EVERYONE ALL THE WORDS HE TAUGHT ARE CANTONESE SWEARWORDS

I KNOW CUZ I AM FROM HONG KONG

[10music11]

@thebandyear11 i agree with u, Dragonwong1 xD

[CrazyVidBlog]

@thebandyear11 Dont tell them xD et them say it!!!

[voon100]

@GoLovingRain Spoil sport!

[voon100]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[10music11]

@voon100 bitch!!

[10music11]

@GoLovingRain very agreee

[benjamin656564]

i was expecting mandarin

[imagoyay]

he wearing a trashbag



[10music11]

I HOPE ALL UR FAMILY MEMBERS WILL DIE AFTER I COMMENT!!!

[10music11]

HE SUX!!!

[10music11]

i hate u fuck off n bitch!!!!! SHIT U DAMN!!

[Norman765r]

We don't speak Cantonese in Inner Mongolia. I can't understand a lick of what he's saying. XD

[NoobFlorish]

TROLOLOLO ham ka chan XDD all family ppl die oo LOL

[StyleDestiny]

dude every thing ur saying is all fken wrong

[koolkidup]

What he said in cantonese was terribly wrong o.o and i should know

[tomatoxfairy]

It means go and die and bang your lungs against the wall and just... die.

[Crissy6208]

please dont say any of this unless u wanna die!

[SteveLordOfShadows]

why so many ppl say the actual translations alot of dumb white ppl will have tryd this haha p.s. i am white so shut up if you try and say im racist p.s. im learning mandarin :)

[MrEnbon]

LOOOLOLOLOL

[MrGubbins69]

Nǐ tā mā de

[ssjvegetaz]

can someones translate them for me please

[lightningfarron1231]

to say thank u duh real translation is xiexie and why is his right eye looking at duh left and his left eye looking to duh right

[AngelaChowxD]

LOL 停止广东话普通话是原中国语言 xD

[250498100]

2:05 all the meaning are different from the subtitles

[250498100]

Ricky:lay heuy poke guy ding lay gaw fai hum gah chan你去仆街頂你個肺含家鏟

[LLOvestruck83]

LOL all curses so cute

[Kilplixfan200]

this is swaring

[5JasonKidd2]

WTF all these are swear words?

[SinisterSmith13]

this guy is histarical

[Edwinward]

你是妓女的注意。你不是很有趣

[250498100]

@Edwinward Google translate fail

[Edwinward]

@250498100

Imagination Fail

Originality Fail

Accuracy Fail

Clue Fail

Troll Fail

[Axidy]

Ryan so sexy

[55shadowsonic]

lol wow ricky you make me crack up you crazy chinse guy XD you funny man o and hey i give you a thumbs up! :D go ricky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell people about me oikning your vids in your next vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[ArcSongster]

Know the difference between chinese and cantonese you bytch

[Guy6671]

diu lay actually mens fuck you

[Videowatcher89988]

@Guy6671 is lei

[10music11]

@Guy6671 yea i rather i diu him xD

[voon100]

@10music11 You gay?

[10music11]

@voon100 bitch?

[voon100]

@Guy6671 It's DIU Nee

[lordsunde]

@Guy6671 pok gai

[SoSolidPride]

Translation for haters: Diew lay lomo I'm not sure but then he says "Fuck your grandma,fuck your grandpa.Hopefully someday, when you have a child, he has no penis!Go to hell!(or fuck yourself not sure)

[xiaoalex9898]

lol



[XLDW7]

i speak cantonese, I know wat you are saying>>>> poke guy means bastard

[lolful64]

tranlation : poke guy- bastard

lay heuy poke guy- u are a bastard

ding lay gaw fai- poke lungs

hum gah chan- ur family will die/ i hope they die

i would laugh if u believed what he said and went 2 a chinese guy and said lay heuy poke guy ^_^

[akinafreak97]

fuck your mum

fuck your grandma

fuck your grandfather

Hope next time your son no dick

you go bankrupt

~thats what he said @.@

[sawdust535]

This is not exactly chinese , its cantonese , a dialect o.0

[AJQueenOfHell]

A horribly missplaced area on the JB doll e.e WHY WAS THE JB DOLL EVEN MADE!? -puke-

[Maniaclaughter]

You're rude. Don't make Chinese people look like idiots.

[mangomonster26]

lol. this is so wrong. hahaha

[mangomonster26]

LOL D-trix got the same bieber toy too. hahaha

[bbfunhk]

funnnn

[sideways137]

dude i got sued

[PeiXinFromSingapore]

Ni qu si ba. This is not fucking chinese

[Aznjen96]

His accent is really well :P well no duh he is from Hong Kong like peter xD

[jjacchau]

頂您個肺=.=

[lamercampy]

thats cantonese not chinese

[Maniaclaughter]

@lamercampy

>.> Cantonese is Chinese...It's just another dialect or something.

[kailyn2894]

@lamercampy Which is a Chinese dialect. =)

[BokchoiBoyz]

@lamercampy canto is still chinese just a different type of dialect

[s09623]

@lamercampy you fucking dipshit cantonese is a dialect of chinese thus chinese....

[lamercampy]

@s09623 lol whats with the hate?

[StyleDestiny]

@lamercampy chinese is basically both cantonese and mandrin

[AaronTan96]

@lamercampy u cant speak chinese dumbass....its mandarin......cantonese is a type of language for chinese!!!

[MJmania1990]

Are you really retarded or are you just doing that to be funny

[iiK1ckJ3rks]

Here Some Bad/Swear Words/Sentence (1.Written in chinese 2.In English Letters(not exactly) 3.Translate to english.

你他妈的 - Nǐ tā mā de - Fuck You

母狗的儿子 - Mǔgǒu de érzi - Son of the bitch

死吧 - Sǐ ba - Go Die

下地狱去吧 - Xià dìyù qù ba - Go To Hell

[Samurai514]

Lol he was cursing ppls moms n dads at the end.... The subs are for nothing

[kayn731]

hahahaha sooo funny if u are chinese and know what he really are say :D

[milkshakje]

WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THIS? THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[aelitasweet]

well this is stupid but i like it!! better than other video.......

[luck1233]

ricky is 100% correct, its true. He is saying it in a very polite way. I am experienced in Chinese.

[luck1233]

@animefreak1025 @animefreak1025 sorry man Chinese grammar fail..... shut the fuck up simplified Chinese bitch!!!!!!!!

[shtdragon]

Ricky, you don't really know Chinese. I doesn't look like you know characters either. I won't get girlfriends who doesn't know chinese. I'm sick of overseas Chinese who don't read, write and speak chinese. Grow up and be gentleman.

[crisayalaed14]

What the fuck you cunt i didnt learn anything worth mega shit, i not a hater im honest

[Dickhole0324]

2512 ppl r douches

[naruto567sasuke]

ricky is better then fred

[HabibS93]

hey Ricky, I wanna thank you, but I don't know how.

Wait...I got it: Leu heuy poke guy :)

[1essSweet]

u buys dont trust him -_-''

[TheSuddenLove]

Poke Gay actually means no money -.-'' all you americans don't know...

[JordanK3lly]

It's really depressing that this person makes money from this crap. It's seriously worse then Fred.

[BriWhoLuvsHorses]

Oh my god, LMfAO :P

[xxghkuuer23]

thank you sooo much!

[CpopMusik]

Hahaha crack up!!

[Jcheatgamer17]

@puregenius96 lol wut "towards disabled and people with special needs, on top of that, the Chinese."??????

[Cheezymofo]

First: Watch Video

Second: Find Actual Translation

Third: Look at dislike Bar

Fourth: Laugh Ass Off At Stupid People

[furyp100]

you made my fucking arrested for saying these to a police asshole

[OneShardOfLife]

weird



[kitkat66ful]

"Look what happens when i touch his peepee" LOL

[CottonHatLuffy]

i fucking loled.

[ahxingmrelectro990]

fuck u you ashamed we chinese

[ThePerformerGurl]

MUFFINS?! YOU STOLE SHANE DAWSON'S CAT?! Lmfaoooo <333

[blackbrid1195]

Guys stop hating, he's just joking -_-

[ijustneedyou]

retarted lmao ne lay heuy pok guy

[ijustneedyou]

retarted

[KatieAliceBrandon]

LOL the things u said to ur haters were..... lol fucking everybody in their family n hoping tht their sons are without dicks LOL

[wisllykinki1]

hahahha, misleading.never learn from him

[wisllykinki1]

hahahha, misleading

[brandon20013]

Mandarin is soo eazier and most people speak mandarin not Cantonese0.0

[spralea]

I said this to my parents and they were proud i learned chinese

[NinjaaBunnieexD]

you gay



[Nags]

Isn't this Cantonese? It's not Mandarin that's for sure.

[thatasian6]

@Nags yea its cantonese

[FamousTam]

this hong kong language?

[rockoncarly]

@FamousTam Cantonese Chinese.

[calodin]

Roughly Translated

First one = Go to hell or To hell with you

Second one = Fuck you

Third one = May you and your family meet an early demise (everyone in your family should fucking die)

[KatieAliceBrandon]

@calodin actually the first one is literally "fall on a street" lol but it's not like go hell, not exactly. the second one is definitely not fuck you but it is just to like, beat u up but in a rude way. the third one is right :))

[KatieAliceBrandon]

@calodin second one shd be damn u not fuck

[wd40isgreat]

@calodin First one literally means "Drop Dead"



[MegaMyths]

@calodin no the second one is curse ur lung(die young)i live in hong kong and i always use deng lay go fai fuck you is dew lay

[55shadowsonic]

@calodin lol we all know what they means but its funny my brother said it to a chinse dude he got punched in the face XD i had to save him XD