"Hulk Rules" CD Review (muesproductions.com)

[rockfreakmccool]

that was undeniably the cheesiest cd i have ever heard you review, let alone i have ever heard existed!!

[Bengalltigerr]

stfu sissy

[darkblade1011]

i saw on another video that you had monday night raw bootlegs where can you get those

[NicholasGuisano]

Ur vids or so funny!

[DEACONFROST11]

Hulk sucks.

[zitzblitz123]

the simpsons sing the blues album was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than this

[iwanttoseemrshow]

This queer is obsessed with Hulk Hogan, which means he wants to be raped by him.

[Raven12516]

@iwanttoseemrshow kinda like your mom.

[odg1190]

@Raven12516 nice that was the best joke I ever heard *cough* cough* cough*

[RatedRCheese]

Amazing review!!!!

Except I just noticed you missed 'Hulks the One' :P Wanted to hear how badly that song can be insulted xD

[WWFrawiswar1999]

"we'll tag up again"

ahha that had me laughing really hard

[RKOFAN24]

LMAO

[Bartsimpy98]

Hogan Talks About His Python? ._. wtf...

[PwnUser815]

"Hulk Rules is a classic $1 Store find. Paying any more should get you body slammed." - JT Griffith of AllMusic Guide

[Bleed090]

Is it me, or does the intro you used for this video sound similar to the song South Park used in that episode Cartman Joins NAMBLA when the pervs and the boys are dancing at the hotel?

[RedGeneral66]

@Bleed090 I did not notice that until now.Great observation

[Bleed090]

@RedGeneral66 I doubt there's a connection, I mean it's a pretty generic sound, but it just makes me kinda of chuckle.

[poopdude7000]

yo man idont even watch wresling but hulk hogan is dope ass fuck wen ur blown

[Pedr6500]

the songs would be better if They would hit some f*** power cords

and if he didt rap

[PwnUser815]

@Pedr6500 Rap is awesome.

[Pedr6500]

@PwnUser815 never said it wasnt

but Hogan sure as hell cant do it

[YEAAMANN100]

HULK HOGAN RULES 

[DmnBear81king]

I don't have this CD...I have the tape

[muesproductions]

@DmnBear81king

oooh hardcore fan over here, folks lol

[thrashmetal4life515]

@muesproductions hogan is a disgrace and you are right he does suck

[siamesedreamful]

@muesproductions haha fuck i dont have this neither on tape nor CD..haha i fucking have this on Vinyl haha im a hardcore fan haha..

[ScyberPsylock]

@siamesedreamful Dude, Hulk Rules never, and I mean never, came out on vinyl. You already made an ass out of yourself once, don't go for twice, child. I'm much older than you are and know much more than you will ever know. How old are you, 12...13? Go play in the sandbox and let the men do the talking. No little girls aloud, so screw. And no, I will not respond, or read your response, so don't bother. I don't read what little shits say, anyway, so bitch to your mother instead.

[siamesedreamful]

@ScyberPsylock haha keyboard warrior here folks text book youtuber.... lol first off yeah i fucking know you stupid cunt, that this never made vinyl makings of this album..and fuck you, you fatass dickwhore, you dont know me and how the fuck do you know your older than me.. and I'm not 12 and i dont play in sandboxes..i do however play with your mother..and she is a real dog!!! you here me pussy. hulk rules sucks and so did your mom. fucking douchebag, who always jacksoff to what hogan puts out.

[siamesedreamful]

@ScyberPsylock subscribe if you'd like.

[DFrnkln06]

Owen Hart theme is kick ass...

[SuperSwagProductions]

yay

hulk never released a cd again

now thats just a mother fucking miracle

[SuperSwagProductions]

all of his songs are just crap

[SuperSwagProductions]

they have 1 of hulks shitty songs on the suggestions bar

[SuperSwagProductions]

hulk hogan

thats not even his real name

his real name is this

Terry Gene Bollea

[SuperSwagProductions]

hulk hogan is anything but cool



[SuperSwagProductions]

yea that cd was dog shit

i can hear that shit on a lil wayne album

[Lancewss]

You feel that Hulk is embaressed when you listen to it...

[ninjasuckit2]

"Beach Patrol" is the best song ever made mother fucker

[greenskiis]

@ninjasuckit2

Hogan sounds just like McGruff, the Crime Dog. Beach PAH-TROLL!

[SuperSwagProductions]

@ninjasuckit2:oh please

that song was bullshit

[DawnPatroll1]

@Warped980

Heres a fun fact for you.

Slayer's Kerry King was a member of Megadeth for a short time before when the band was initially formed but quit after a few months for reasons that were never revealed.

[JoeMamaNewAccount]

you should review cenas piece of shit cd

[JoeMamaNewAccount]

i get off on this album

[shar188]

LOL I found the cassette of this album at the 99 cents only store and bought it for my dad as a gag gift (he hates wrestling and Hulk). Of course, we had to listen to it, and it's pretty effing stupid. I still have it in the glove box of my car, and sometimes will put it on if I'm driving with my dad and want to bug him. What a joke this thing is. Are people supposed to take this seriously?

[DawnPatroll1]

The synthesizer tone used on Hulkster In Heaven sounds like really really bad elevator music and when combined with hulk's rather pitiful attempts at actually singing makes for a truly memorable bad song.

[domamania]

you know mr Muesproductions. i would like to debate and argue with you in person face to face. i had had it you cause if it werent for hogan you and the rest of the idiots would not have a wrestling debate or arguement in the first plcae cause wrestling would had never became big as it became with out hogan. like him or not he is the biggest star the industry had ever seen. even paul heyman said the wwe titan towers was built on the blood of hulk hogan. so please lets meet up in ny and debate

[domamania]

you know mr Muesproductions. i would like to debate and argue with you in person face to face. i had had it you cause if it werent for hogan you and the rest of the idiots would not have a wrestling debate or arguement in the first plcae cause wrestling would had never became big as it became with out hogan. like him or not he is the biggest star the industry had ever seen. even paul heyman said the wwe titan towers was built on the blood of hulk hogan. so please lets meet up in ny and debate.

[SuperSwagProductions]

@domamania:fuck u and hulk hogan

hulk hogan can kiss my black ass

[domamania]

@SuperSwagProductions very funny on how you seem tough on the internet. and two it looks like you care enough for hulk hogan to watch and post on this video, just to show how pathetic you are. your not worth a bacteria on the pimple on hulk hogans ass.

[SuperSwagProductions]

@domamania:wat u been kissin his ass

[domamania]

@SuperSwagProductions No its that i have respect for some one who broke his body tring to entertain us for the last 30 + years. I would like to see you do that. until you put on the tights and go out there and perform like he did for all these years then i would adive to shut that hole in your face.

[SuperSwagProductions]

okay #1-watch ur mouth

#2-that album belonged in the trash

#3-hulk was a fake wrestler

[domamania]

@SuperSwagProductions First off. I did not curse in my last post.

2) i would like you to make a pro album and advertise it across the world.

3) wrestling is not fake its pre determined, and most of them are real atheletes.

[OnclePop]

Waw, i want that cd for my kitsch collection!!!! masterpiece!!!! :D

oh and about embarrassing songs, you have the MrT stuff.... it's like ... arghhhh hhhh aghhhh noooooooaggggghhhhh .

[kevinbaconfan12]

john cena is the hulk hogan of 2010

[SuperSwagProductions]

@kevinbaconfan12:sadly its true

[hmmhowstrange]

beach patrol is my favourite

[Parahodv2]

I'd rather listen to hulks CD then justin bieber any day

[SuperSwagProductions]

@Parahodv2:hulk was bad but bieber

more like boober.i agree because justin boober just suxs

[thaiboypsp3000]

Thank to hulk hogay for went to WCW. Thats the reason why WWE beats WCW :P

[Krillep]

10 minutes of hating LOL

A TOTAL INTERNET MARK HATER :D YOUR FUCKED UP AND UGLY!

[Scaura90]

ive only seen a few of your videos lol but do you ever say anything good about anything you review lol?

[MrsDrac78]

Leave it to Hogan to make a song about a dying kid that is really just a tribute to himself.

[SilvaliorFox]

Listen... The Hulk Hogan singing parts are awful... but Jimmy Hart's parts are great...

[joescout]

zepplin 4 white album master of puppets hulk rules

[R00TZSP]

I wanna be a hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends.

ALWAYS GO SWIMMING. . . . . WITH A BUHDDY.

This album changed my life for the better.

[SuperSwagProductions]

@R00TZSP:u gotta be shittin me

hulk hogan is nothing but a donkey raping shit eater who couldnt wrestle or sing

[RocMegamanX]

6:40-7:08

That was weird and wrong. But that's proably why it's very funny.

[GhostKidThePhenom]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"rap-rap station"

[skitchdrews]

Ugh I had this CD. I spent 2 weeks of my 7 year old allowance. Bastards.

[derrux]

I feel bad for you ;D

[hotman499]

god f##### damn it this album fucking sucks

[SuperSwagProductions]

@hotman499:i agree completly man

[SuperSwagProductions]

@hotman499:aint that the muhf***** truth

[omfgpk92]

Greatest album ever made in the history of music.

Makes "Sgt. Pepper" look like a Kid's Mini Pop CD.

[pearlfigther]

you´re sarcastic rigth?

[omfgpk92]

I hope so.

[joedec]

@omfgpk92 please tell me that you're being sarcastic

[SuperSwagProductions]

@omfgpk92:oh please

hulk hogan knew he was just tributing himself which i dont noe why because when it comes to hogan theres nothing to really tribute about

[SuperSwagProductions]

@omfgpk92:hulks album made it look like lil wayne is the best rapper in the mother fuckin world.now dont get me wrong lil wayne suxs dick but that how bad he was

[blachubear]

All man this CD belonged in the trashed. I don't think it's worth being a coaster. Plus the music is too generic. I also died laughing when the footage showed Hogan getting hit on the knee(a-la Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan drama) while you were reviewing "Hulkster In Heaven". Your review is hilarious, keep up the good work.

[SuperSwagProductions]

@blachubear:i totally agree man

[hotman499]

the bad thing is this is made in the mid 90's for christ sakes hulk has some problems

[Nazereth1]

LOL! they "guess the rhyme" game cracked me up XD

and mues' satisfaction when he gets it right had me laughing FOREVER!!

[Nosveractu]

AHHHHHH those songs really hurt.

[Yardbirdsfan]

Yeah can you please do a rant on how the WWE sucks and how it was good in the late 1990s aka the additude era.

[metalfish24]

You Muse is a fuck faggot????

You my friend must be a fucking ass faggot!

[themseagullz]

Hulk hogan is so over-rated. He's in his lter 50's or something, and parades around on the fame of his youth.....His show "Hogan knows best" was a diaster along with te C.D.....the only thing he was good at was wrestleing, and thats fake too.

[tylerwwe]

lol

[bluslurpy]

U mues should b on the radion

[ShakingAtTheKnees]

I would rather watch Joe Jonas rap while getting anally raped by a horse and having sex with a woodchipper than buy this album

[happyman9697]

This album sucks, but I would rather buy this than a jonas brothers album. Both attention whores eager for money, and have mediocre guitar riffs and shitty singers and rappers, and both take about 5 minutes worth of effort worth 2$.

[graeme1478]

Oh shit hes rapping. Lol.

[adefenselesschild]

lol

[vargasisking]

the hulkster in heaven song sounds like something wierd al would do

[lolnumpty]

lol i luv ur videos you should make a tv show called '' shut up and listen '' lol

[NakedJack]

Wow, I gotta get this CD. YEAH!

[Fleshfromashes]

You should do a morning show or something

[princessagabriella16]

Or maybe some type of review show to replace the tonight show or something.

[JazNova]

a CD w/ 10 songs of hogan singing how cool he is? man what an attanion hore

[tetnus4]

i bought this cd about 10 years ago and never regretted it. one of the best finds of my life.

[Logankeller352]

you forgot *sarcasm*

[happyman9697]

A mediocre wrestler making mediocre songs. Nothing more. No wonder you panned it, and I looked it up on amazon this peice of shit was 2$.

[ShakingAtTheKnees]

HAHAHAHAHA on Amazon this CD is about $2!!

[dkjose5000]

ROFLOL

[FinalFantasyDCCXXVI]

I looked this cd up on amazon; somehow it has 59 reviews and an average rating of 4.5/5.

How sad.

[Vpwtflol]

the synthetisizor(spelled wrong probably) in the ''Hulkster in heaven'' is so bad its hilarious.

[muesproductions]

synthesizer, but it's forgivable lol

[Vpwtflol]

Yeah, english is not my first language. The song is fucking horrible anyway.

[Hperman09]

Can you do why WWE sucks today? and why hogan killed WCW lol? your reviews are great! Keep it up! :D

[DreamTheater4ever101]

@muesproductions mues 6 years back and i went to a wrestling event and hulk was their with the rest of the nwo and i yelled hogan sucks hogan sucks everybody was talking about how cool he was i even went to one wrestling event and i got kicked out of the wrestling ppv because i was yelling and screaming cena sucks cena sucks cena sucks

[SuperSwagProductions]

@DreamTheater4ever101:yea cena suxs balls

he's tryin to be another hulk hogan like we need him back in wrestling

because hulk took steroids its okay for cena to.

[RyanIsOffended]

Your videos are totally awesome Mues. What a piece of shit record. The kid probably died because the other tracks of the album.

[CharismaticShredder]

you should do a video on modern wrestling

[Metalrockisgay]

i bought it and the black guy at the counter laughed at me but i dont care hulk kicks ass

[Gymnasticspenguin96]

haha..."hulksters trying to be hip" damn he's self centered! His ego is HUGE! All his songs are about him being "cool"! plus his music SUCKS!

[ShakingAtTheKnees]

Haha favorited. You should play more Guess The Rhyme that was hilarious. And about track 9, give him some credit he was trying to do something nice for the kid. Other than that I agree the album was shit.

[cerealkiller5545]

wrestling sucks

MMA all the way

[smarticus757]

lol fukin amazing vid :p

[FrancisTaylor253]

Review Macho Mans rap cd and give us a new coverto cover.

[muesproductions]

july 1995 will be the next video i make

[anticashmoneyrecords]

@muesproductions keep making you'r videos i enjoy them alot

[TheCommentsGuys]

I dunno. I listen to Macho's to get a cheap laugh or two but ''Hulk Rules'' is so bad and can't even laugh at it. It just makes me want to rearrange Jimmy and Hulk's teeth.

[duckerdog22]

the macho mans album was pretty bad too

[benoit6707]

well idk i like the song perfect friend the trubute he did 4 mr perfect its a cool song

[Zwright100]

Have you heard John Cena's.lol it sucks

[SpraxIAKS]

Correction. Gold digging couger who is quite fucking ugly*

Much better.

[kbjami]

are you kidding me? Beck is shit? come on Beck is awesome.

What ever. Your opinion, but i do disagree.

[muesproductions]

i said Beth, not beck

[akidwithaclub]

sounds like you said beck lol

[kbjami]

Oh my bad. haha sorry.

[JML101582]

This CD proves that athletes or wrestlers should stick to their dayjobs.

Great job, Mues! I have been waiting over a year for this and it was worth it.

[gexup]

This is by far one of Mues Production's funnest videos!!!

[tea0cow]

that was the cheesiet thing ive heard. i mean..i think id rather buy a bootleg $5 CD of someones cousin rappin than this

[bigcel1991]

when did it come out?

[CaptainPhenomenal]

Mues great vid but when are you going to do the one about the undertaker

[muesproductions]

hmmmmmmm...next probably. either that or the July 1995 magazine review...i'm not sure

[wrestletube1]

Track 2 was the only positive track on the album.

[punk100000000]

man, this shit looks boring as hell

[trogdor624]

my ears vomited blood

[CaptainPhenomenal]

what are ya talking about this cant hapen

wait ... HOLY SHIT MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM WATCHING HOGAN WRESTLE

[SadisticScott]

Just imagine if Ultimate Warrior had a CD

[WhiteStoneChild]

this shit shouldve won a grammy....

[derrux]

Wonder if the man himself listens to this album on regular basis :D

[tylerwwe]

Hulk Hogan  suck

[UnreleasedMuuzik]

Mues you the man!

[madpeanutdisease]

lol. shitstorm

[billyoffire]

you are totally right man :)

to :muesproductions

[lvl100pokemans]

The Hulk is so ridiculous D:

[CurtisNunez]

Thanks for all the videos you've been posting recently, I've enjoyed them all, and really look forward to reviews, rants and everything else you upload; you really deserve more subscribers man.

[MelkorFXify]

this guy needs and deserves more views

[AntiMTVMovement]

Thanks for this video Mues. Waited a long time to hear your assessment of it!

[TomJack281]

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