Zac Efron Eats Babies!!!

[wburnettekelly]

Hey! I know Florida!

[AtheNiify]

Hahaha, Betcha didn't think that less than three years later this video would end up with over a haLF million views simply BECAUSE YOU made it, did ya Phil? And that some videos you've made have reached OVER THREE MILLION from what I saw! haha!

A wee bit more than 3 people, that is. Good for you, man. Good for you.（＾∇＾）

[laughnsmile96]

i LOVE your dimple! ;)

[heylookaquarter]

This is just my favorite SXE Phil vid of all time.

[extratrestrial731]

Your weird fever reactions are just a normal day for me... =)

[SpartanMJO12]

Where do you get these fevers from? I want one.

[90cantpickaname]

lol

[abstractxXxsmile]

once i had a 104 fever and i thought that i had to be the savior to all countries...but the countries we're all puzzle pieces with legs and they we're all screaming "help us!"

[MsCorona1980]

great skin

[cpcomedy314]

My first episode of sxephil EVAAAAAAH'.

[shadyfireandflow]

oh my gosh all i can think of is Phil need in the shower screaming "I HAVE THE BLUE CRYSTAL I HAVE THE BLUE CRYSTAL

[iluvichc]

umm once i had a hundred 5 degree fever n i waz not delousial.... i had the bird flu horrible stuffz

[bluedolphin4295]

i once had a fever of a hundred and three but went to school anyway cuz i didnt tell my mom, and i ended up locked in the janitors closet hugging a broom screaming that i didnt want to fall out of a tree. moral: if you have a fever, stay with your soup. in your house.

[10kitt456]

THAT ONE WAS FUNNY!

[nattymcg]

When you called your sister a carrier monkey I just start busting out laughing man. That is hilarious. I go through the same thing every Christmas when I head up to Michigan to see the Fam. They are sick and then I get sick. Hurray yearly miserable holiday!

[PurpleKitten97]

hey TonyDucats... fuck you. I LOVE zac efron

[C0dG4m1ng]

This is the episode that made me subscribe him!

[XxMrNewsComedyxX]

My normal body temp is 94-95 but my normal fever is 104-106

[bouncingskeleton]

this is a very funny vid if you are a total star wars geek like me. why? you ask i'll tell you:

the anzati are a race of vampire like creatures that consume the "life-essence" of a being killing them in the processes.

why is this funny?

they call the "life-essence" SOUP

:) all true

[TonyDucats]

I knew Zac Efron likes to eat babies, all you have to do is tell him he has a pretty smile and you like his new nose and he'll eat your babies too

[bellykelly53]

Why is this titled Zac Efron Eats Babies?

[allycatacs789]

hey---- there are more than three ppl :D

[learning2fall88]

you make me laugh! :)

[ThatOneGirlDani]

How do you know about them????!!!!!!!!!!

[therainman6969]

fever my ass, you were high. no but one time i got a fever and i started to hallucinate that there were old people chasing me around my neighborhood throwing rubber feet at me. my friend found me wandering around his front yard babbling about feet.

[HockeyTunes]

I think he was high when that happened, just like the person who wrote the comment below mine

[FlargTheKitty]

I had an 100+ fever once, and old men crawled out of the air vents.then they started whispering to me to me to go back to the sea.

[mattryanharris]

@garrakilled22 I hope you get a new disease that makes your dick shrink everyday and eventually you get a vagina due to your lack of a dick. That's what should happen.

[gaarakilled22]

i hope your dad dies

[marebear392]

i had a fever of 101 and i thought i was a penguin posing for my penguin christmas card.

[ExTaiga]

i feel for you i had a fever of a 104 once.

[dickpolson]

your a fucking gimp.

[robbo2197]

is this kid on drug's or what i would love to eat/drink/kill....soup him :)

[TheFunShip]

eat/drink/kill someone... soup

[hamodii424]

boring zac efron is best

[MzS7]

You probally DID get sick from the hospital

FACT: people going to the hospital for a cure end up catching another disease or aleness

[3v3rythingandanythin]

This was the first PDS i'd seen and Im still addicted to SXE

[MUJAHID56787]

@3v3rythingandanythin mine was the sea pig

[v7z730ib]

@MUJAHID56787 Me too . :D The picture just caught my attention . Had to watch , lol . Addicted now . :]

[MUJAHID56787]

@v7z730ib hahaha!!!!!!!! same!!!

now im like "WHENS THE NEXT FUCKING PDS!!"

[hamodii424]

@MUJAH  zac is best

[sheepie1q2w3e]

you are insane

[lilkitty47]

When my brother had a fever he thought the floor was made of algae and he was freaking out that he was going to slip and kept falling over! lol!

[alexhan6]

Lol, 0:15-0:42

[queenofice10]

"I'm going to go eat/drink/kill someone soup" favorite pds moment ever lol.

[this1sforyou08]

Wow lol didnt watch the whole thing, but wow dude. Lol

[27CherryTop27]

..whats a carrier monkey?

[xxdreamsxx100]

@27CherryTop27 A monkey with carriers.

[27CherryTop27]

@xxdreamsxx100 ooo lol

[henikio]

/say bazzoo

[shadowofthenighthawk]

i bet u could make a good joker voice

[name018]

This was my first PDS. I've watched every one since.

[TitoWinA]

Recap?

Zac Efron, blue crystals, saving the planet, dove, showers, screaming Mickey Rourke, carrier monkies, Soup, killing people that complain. Perfect video.

[orEvil]

A CARRIER MONKEY GOOD I HAD TO STOP CAUSE i was laughing so hard :D

[gowwe12]

When I get sick... I wanna get as sick as you. That was fucking insane.

[Tyco200]

LMFAO!!! XDD!!!

[dancomics]

Favorite PDS ever.

[KatieHopers]

OKay weird i guess

[BeataBlackwing]

...102 degrees?

you baby!!

:P

I've had over 106 degrees and I haven't hallucinated!

...thats not faire!

:P

[chale9811]

Ha, you probably still don't know why there are more ratings than views. FAG

[BeataBlackwing]

@chale9811

What the fuck?

>_>

Do you just go around saying random shit to ppl that has absolutely no correlation to what they were commenting on?

You must be lonely, and bored.

Perhaps you should leave the basement more often, you seem like you could use a good dose of sunshine.

[chrisproxxx]

@chale9811 wtf are you talking about? fuck off, troll, nobody wants you here

[squeezeslemons]

This is by far his funniest vid LOL

[j1469]

go fuck yourself phil you suck

[quevendes86]

it made perfect sence to me...but i'm not a normal human being LOL

[sweetna22]

i love phil. so fucking much

[KrisSyaron666]

LOL XD

[Chichiix]

favorited. maybe the funniest video you have ever made sick. :D

[weirdo666666]

I once had a half fever dream/half awake thing going where I was subconsciously awake and stumbling around the house a little and like twisting up all my blankets but I though I was someone out of harry potter but for some reason I couldn't get my magic to work and I was way to hot (as in sweating, not sexy) though that was probably because I was over heated anyways.

[KrazKate]

XDDD favorited

[TheFallen7fold]

you think that actually works?

give me a break, i just kicked a dumbass's butt a few minutes ago.

i couldn't count how many of these "post this or it will kill you" comments i have read, yet not posted myself.

oh and guess what? :O

i'm still alive! no little mental girl with a grudge, no ghost out for revenge, and no fucking clown criminal are coming to get me.

if i remember i'll reply to this comment again tomorrow to show you how alive i still am :)

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

"im gona go to sleep, im gona eat/drink/kill... someone.... soup." 

hahaha

[xoJOBROxo712]

Once i had a fever dream... I was underwater (i could breathe under water) and all of a sudden a bunch of weird looking fish came out of no were and i stopped breathing... Turns out the water was me bed...the fish was a stuffed dog and i stopped breathing because i was sufficating myself... Hahaaa

[exxxys]

I once had a fever dream...where I was on Youtube and going through pages and pages of videos, and they were all the same....

[KamiKazziPhantom]

105 fever, biznitches!

[jdefuria24]

@Eye2EyeIIIV cuz you suck

[UmbreonLover23]

:26 - :30

[Creature184]

phil dont worry im not sick at all and that makes perfect sense to me

[daniboi12345]

my mate saw me at my house when i had 103.4 fever apparently i threw my hamster out the window screaming at it to get a job then repeatedly ranted about the new evian advert and screaming at the tv.... my hamster didnt die by the way

[daniboi12345]

105.6 fever*

[anthony21266]

4 of us

[NOVAGIRL666]

i had a 103.4 fever and i thought that i falling then i was wondering in a jungle and killed a monkey and ate it, but apparently i was stummbling through my house chewing a pillow then i screamed and randomly argued about George bush causing the end of the world by making zombies. then i bump my head against wall several times.....

yeahhh...its was fun yet it wasn't

[SamGriff22]

@tehBLAX what a douche bag

[Rawrrrx19]

I had a 103 fever yesterday and I had an arguement with Abraham Lincoln over cupcakes.

[bayzarea925]

@Rawrrrx19 0.o my normal body temperature is 101......yeah im not normal but hey i don't need jackets XD but i kinda spaz out in the summer lol

[theminstry]

@Rawrrrx19 That sounds like the best arugument ever.

[Rawrrrx19]

@theminstry No. I lost.

[theminstry]

@Rawrrrx19 How so?

[Rawrrrx19]

@theminstry Because the cake turned out to be a lie.

[theminstry]

@theminstry But you were aruging with the greatest president of all time...about cake, CAKE, man!

[TheHotsaucekiller]

@Rawrrrx19 who won the argument

[Rawrrrx19]

@TheHotsaucekiller The cupcake.

[amog305]

lol carrier monkey

[c0untingstarsx3]

hahah!

[black96fire]

SOUP!

[jadeisthesky]

This might be the funniest one I've seen

[jaysiecakez]

i.. love... you...

[savannah851]

sxephil is sexy

[LegalizeMyPot]

i was sick yesterday and the day before

it was almost like i was stoned except i felt like shit

[PirateJahBoy]

Haha fever hallucinations are always pretty confusing. Once, while i was sick, i dreamed/hallucinated that one of me friend got ripped appart by a rhino and then turned into a flying cyborg do destroy de spaceship of China.

[marjorietyler1]

is he gay?

[singeratheart108]

o phil!haha i freakin love you1

[wiscoTO]

lol at the soup part ending

[3diot]

... What happened Phil...

[MistressVirgo]

This is my favorite out of all your videos :)

[acetonJS]

ur crazy and talkin like a whaterfall :D

love ya^^

[TitoWinA]

This is the perfect video. It has jungles, aliens, Zac Efron, blue crystal a.k.a dove shampoo, (adorable) carrier monkeys and killing your own girlfriend. Good show.

[MsTwinkleProductions]

All sisters are a walking sickness...I mean look at me!

[GraveDigger8627]

no cutting

[BlueTeamTV]

another hilarious interview!

[xemexky]

pa qem falaaa muitooo...dizes muito pouco

....em fim...wtfck?

[jmxbox]

this is HILARIOUS...waaayyy different from the eps you make now...which are better...but this is still good....well....yeah it's good

[ZeDaxter]

My fav sxe vid

[jirichi02]

that was fuckin funny

[ohwhit86]

I second that, you are adorable.

And soup's a bitch to eat, put some bose sound proof headphones on your gal and slurp away.

[BeautyKillstheBeast]

You are so adorable. I love your videos :D

[mdog364]

"i am gunna go to sleep eat/drink/kill soup"

hhahahahahahaha LOL wtf :D

[MsSniggity]

I'm not a normal human :(

[tylax08]

It was a bottle of dove conditioner.

Caption: Makes me feel pretty

Haha, phil you rock

[J1NXY0]

Reminds me of Eddie Izzard when you speak like a crazy person <3 xD

[travvygee]

my favourite sxephil video EVER.

[rainbowsmakemecry]

Im gonna go to sleep and drink/eat/kill.. Soup

[jackfrost9627]

ur fther will die luke

[rabbitwho]

This is how I used to talk before I started teaching and had to organize my thoughts in a liner fashion so people would understand what I was saying.

[st8t81]

i been subscribing to him for like 2 years

[djmikeaaronr]

sup phil

[engladtur]

One of the most Epic Sxehpils!!

[badd2049]

Phil the blue crystal is real, and I come from The Order of The Blue Crystal. NOW COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

[zwap12]

@badd2049 Gtfo

[MiTsuNari134]

he look cute?

lmao

[MrCmitts]

best evarrr

[adrianjgonzalez]

I want my penis on your face... lol

[P1RH4NA]

@adrianjgonzalez hahaha i love that song

[willierk0]

This is pretty much the greatest video in the history of the Defranco-ness.

[FutuReIIGAMiiNGII]

water not blue seamen loooooooooool omg

[FishStickOnAStick]

So basically, I just need to get sick to get a effed up as you? Sweet...

[TheJakeMunic]

That. Was. Incredible.

[SaNeRiOt]

Aww!You look so cute here!Yeah...I'm weird, don't have to tell me.I love your videos Phil your awesome.

[minder42]

eat/drink/kill people soup

[TahoeSominskis]

yay bak when phil was happy!!!!!!!!!

[JesseRyanOlver]

1:18

So funny.

[MattJaciw]

@JesseRyanOlver

is it funny?

or is it

"So funny."

yeah, i can practically taste the emphasis!!1

you remind me of grammar

[JesseRyanOlver]

@MattJaciw >_>

[Aloverssoulz]

You look much younger with your hair like this.

[youfailnow]

let this be a lesson to all you kids, do not smoke/snort/eat crack.

[youfailnow]

i love this video

[Soreechay14]

lmao. eat/drink/kill..someone..soup.­.

[italianjr120]

ha ha eat/drink soup

[theflags50]

yo phil you may not think this was a great performance given your shitty health but i thought the whole soup thing was oddly fucking hilarious.

happy hunting (for soup people)

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

haha i love you phil (:

[shaydance5]

whatever the fk you do with soup!!

[charliebmoify]

you posted this on my bday u r the BOMB AND SUPERDUPERLYFUCKING AWSOME

[rosecoloredworld]

You really remind of Zach Braff!

[xcoldkillax123]

phil. i fucking love you. come to toronto.

[TheYTChronicles]

@pwangstertv. Right after you said that you left a comment lolling at one of my vids! :D y thankyou buddy. Hopefully the rest of these sxephil guardians will lighten up and embrace some different humour too ;)

[PWangsterTV]

guys... YTChronicles sucks and SXEPhil for the win

[sckisback14]

oh no a troll is here..

[Nerdfightarium]

Ok, my fav phil vid ever.

[Arcenicum]

Soup... LOL

[G4M3GUY]

yup yup, definitely one of my fav phill vids

[IsThisPete]

that is superb

[52Cangrejo]

I think same erab1996 !!!

awsome video!!

[Renzosuken]

"Your girlfriend yells at you for making noise, and you're like I'm eating fucking soup". Anyone see what he did there? that's almost pussy backwards.

[DX2tI]

say what??

[IamJustinAdam3]

"im guna go to sleep, ima go to sleep, eat slash drink slash kill...someone....soup..." roflmao!!!

[Burn0Man]

1:22-1:26 giggidy (or how ever you spell that the point being, sex joke)

[seanmiz16]

ZAC EFRON lmaoo

[kokomunkey]

you HAVE soup phil HAVE soup...

[Skyzranger]

sorry phily D, i'm really happy for you and your tons of subbers but Shaycarl has the best videos of ALL TIME!

[anabehabi]

missqouting kanye FTW

[KitsuneMay]

@Skyzranger But you're gonna let him finish, right? D:

[Faltzerbeast90]

lmao and you kill the person thats complaining

[gaeilicmad]

haha my fave vid from you phil!!:L

[Zurpz]

I remember when you had a schedule. I used to come home, talk to friends, do a bit of homework, then watch your video!

Good ol' days!

[coolness1243]

i lmao when i heared the soup thing omg

[Burn0Man]

1:22-1:26 lol and for some reason this makes me think of modern warfare 2