TYT Hour - March 19th, 2010

[AEF091]

Whats next a man with 2 dicks, a woman with 8 virginas or a THING with a dick at the back and a pussy at the front?

[YaikonMetal]

fastest few minutes ever lol. tyt time machine :D

[SonsoftheProphets]

Is Richard hitting on Anna or something? He always agrees with everything she says.

[pinochska]

where is cenk???

[yuukisama2001]

Wait a minute... is that that fucking douchebag? The one with the "white supremacist d*ck". If it is...she was going with that?

[yuukisama2001]

Sexual napalm? HAHAHAHA!!! Oh gawd, that's funny. Oh c'mon of course they're looking at her. They been doing that when she was involved. Plus, she's got some "bread money". So...any guy interested would jump at a chance.

[dubdarel]

I'm Australian and I am in no way a homophobe. I support gay rights. Australians are not awesome. Our politicians are so god fearing and they use excuses like think of the children in order to censor many thing including the internet, games and movies. I'm disgusted by the way we are represented by our politicians. Great episode guys.

[TheRealEzzy]

Wait wait wait so where's Cenk?

[christmasdnc]

Biz Trip Duh

[Danny77uk]

Great upload!

[kindertoob]

Public Service announcement: Jessica Simpson was attractive before John Deuchebag Maher said anything. Thank you.

also- This host sounds like John McCain.

[OfficialDjHits]

You can tll they miss Cenk............

[RAMKING61]

It's going to be hilarious to see the expression on all these rich liberal actors/entertainers faces when they realize that they will pay 55% ESTATE TAXES thanks to OBAMA.  Hahahahahahhhahh

Hey Bon Jovi, still want Obama in your music video? Haaahhhahhhaahaa

[JerezJulio]

Here is the 64 million questions? is Orly Taitz, a natural born American Citizen to run for office?

[tekhiun]

STOP RAPPING!

[solimiansky]

TYK sucks without Cenk.

[tvswnet]

Good show, as usual. Is it me, or is David Shuster packing on some pounds?

[megamarsvin]

Jessica Simpson is complaining about being embarrassed? Hilarious.

[mard420]

why be kind? its not like he was born that way, he chopped off bits. I feel like the king of England, you don't see me walking around in a crown. like fuck? how many starving ethiopians could you feed with this bullshit. Fuck cousin IT and this enlightenment, 'gotta respect' fuck that shit.

[penguinworm]

@mard420 What is it that you feel PC-ness is preventing you from saying? "That's weird."? Big deal, go ahead and say it.

[benoitdidnotdoit]

i want an operation to get a second dick

[SunSin1000]

some times you can't get with what you want.you want to be a girl but your a boy.u can cut it off take some hormones but know you are just a butchered up boy.

[banonKING]

I must say, these few Ana hosted Episdoes have been really good! Good job Ana, and you're looking GREAT in this one.

[TechState]

@banonKING yeah, couldn't agree more, she's got really good at it. this last one was awesome. good job Anna!!!!

[wateryskipper]

the birther was just like lady gaga sorry to say

[wateryskipper]

the birther was just like lady gaga sorry to say

[arialatom]

I WANT to be identified as a Klingon. So I am now right?

[TechState]

JR is not bright, please stop asking him for his opinion as it's embarrassing to watch.

he thourght "sexual napalm" was a bad thing like oh i got to get away from the explosive/bomb??? gezzzz awesome IQ ftl, maybe read a book?

[hollaboutit]

@TechState its jayar, mr. smartie pants. maybe you're the one who is not so bright.

[TechState]

@hollaboutit LOL you spell it smarty retard. also i lkie the way you dont disagree with my point just my spelling. troll twat.

[hollaboutit]

@TechState

your point is too stupid to argue. you made your dumb ass mind up, and never even bothered to look both ways. sexual napalm, almost every person on tyt, and many of the comments thought it was strange to use something that negative to mean its great. you'd know that if you seen the other john mayer vids. furthermore, not many of the tyt regulars would agree about jayar. most think he's the most reasonable on this show.

[TechState]

@hollaboutit omg are you serious. your heard of the expression "wow! your on fire" meaning your doing something really well? it's not THAT hard to think about something before you speak. for some maybe.

[hollaboutit]

@TechState it seems. for you....

[hollaboutit]

@TechState also, you realize that smartie, smarty isn't a real word, so it doesn't matter how its spelled, idiot.

[TechState]

@hollaboutit lmao your the "spell nazi. oh the irony

[hollaboutit]

@TechState irony: saYING something opposite of its literal meaning or intention. irony.

[random0815]

"sexual napalm" - bit tasteless historically, no? especially for an american!?

95000 dollars for the teeth guy, how much was hot coffee on the lap? she didnt even lose her job, dont want to know how much goes unpunished in the whole prison industrial complex

[rekomstop4eva]

whew, its hard not to get angry when hearing what the fuck the conservatives said... then again its like getting angry at a child who is spoiled rotten, pointless.

[PhilWithCoffee]

Sexual napalm? That sounds like a bad thing (if you know what napalm does), I think Mayer was just trying to sound smart.

[ReallyPsilly]

Ana is a woman.

[Shavemahassbitch]

best rappaz evaarz

[trajan74]

These fucktard Neo-cons Limbaugh, Beck, Maulkin criticize this 11-yr old for speaking out on HC. Yet it is perfectly acceptable or their side to use children in anti-abortion ads and anti-gay marriage ads.

[upplsuckimcool16]

I agree COMPLETELY with Cenk. There is NO SUCH THING as a female being bring in bed ESPECIALLY since I like them to play dead.

I like when they let me do what I want with them. i believe that MEN can be boring in bed but not women... i don't understand the concept of a woman being boring and maybe I just haven't experienced it. I GUESS that if the female DID NOT let me do what I want that would be boring because during sex I go into about AT LEAST 3 different positions during sex

[First2ner]

like borg or terminator said:

desire is irrelevant

[serafcaine]

how come i get no ad

[88think]

I like RJ

[billybatson55]

God we need cenk back -_- this dude Blows

[ESpatriot]

rofl wait wait is ana rapping

[HeatLegs]

Genderless? That's..weird. Well, I won't I'm not trying to be sexist, but I would say that is unnatural.

[KeybdFlyer]

HeatLegs

LOL How you anything you say regarding this person be "sexist"? They don't HAVE a gender to offend! :-)

[HeatLegs]

LOL, good point.

[DadidiWTF]

Doesn't mean xe isn't a person.

[kazooga1234]

i already knew that stuff about the health care bill and i just proved to some1 that americans dont live nearly as long as any other country either and all they could do was call me an idiot and not send me any info it was accually quite funny caz if i am an idiot then y did i prove them wrong and the young turks just say that the bills suck as much cock as the republicans do

[Justino292]

I could really punch the shit out of those people who only prey on the weak and little kids who lost their parents. TYT Really needs to interview these jerks instead of talking about it.

Actions speak more than words.

[keggerous]

i wanna fuck it . . .

[omegaholiday]

17:11 EPIC FAIL the shame is I would rather hear ana on a dr dre beat than 50

[shawnspeed3]

Just refer them as "you" but who cares?

[goldenshots]

Ha, story #2...Im a freshmen in college (and coincidentally at UCLA)...Hey, im fine with gay marriage, don't care about gay people, but they should have every right. Why would i care so much if they get married or not. Will not affect me or my (future) children.

-And btw, ive had a similar discussion in my English class this quarter and most students in there had the same views as what was reported

-so legit study

[stratagieztv]

hey man whats yea my film teacher had a conversation with us about this last semester he says that L.A. and The OC are worlds apart because when they made students do a scene where a gay dude had to come out to his sister and the kids at ucla were unfazed by it but the kids @ CalFull had this expression like "ew thats wrong" yea i'm from La Habra and i honestly don't care if they wanna be miserable just like straight people Lol!

[MattCFC300]

so technically HE was born a male so is a male.

[TheBiggestWolf]

When a person is both genders, you refer to Him/Her as "Xe".

XE. That's the official scientific term.. illiterates.

[hollaboutit]

@TheBiggestWolf that's xenon, the chemical element... science tries not to confuse you. also, genderless is neither gender, nice try, though.

[upplsuckimcool16]

If that's all they need to do for them to get sued then where the fuck is my money. I was choked stripped naked put in hand cuffs then thrown in a cell with handcuffs naked then maced again and being video taped the whole time.

They maced me so bad that the only way to get it off (especialy since I was handcuffed AND already in a cell) was to stick my face in the jail cells toilet.

I was shoved into a wall hitting my head so hard I fell I was ht in the back of my head with the butt of a gun

[Zekkron]

If this is true, then you should get money. Have you tried to get a lawyer and sue for it?

[TheBiggestWolf]

@hollaboutit

Really?

[hollaboutit]

@TheBiggestWolf 

really.

[hollaboutit]

@TheBiggestWolf damn, i looked it up, you're right! shit, my fault.

[ivanrlynn]

Nice. Ya learn somthing everyday.

[hollaboutit]

@ivanrlynn try to.

[TheDudefromSomewhere]

@TheBiggestWolf Isn't that also the new name for Blackwater?

[hollaboutit]

@TheDudefromSomewhere

yeah it is.

[Zekkron]

That's pronounced "zee", right?

[defenestrati]

@TheBiggestWolf "Xe" also works if you're a mercenary company trying to avoid responsibility for your past actions. Very useful!

[TheBiggestWolf]

@defenestrati

Huh?

[hollaboutit]

@TheBiggestWolf

he's talking about Blackwater, they use XEno

[benoitdidnotdoit]

@TheBiggestWolf i call it it

[thinin1234]

who cares

[acfacf4321]

@TheBiggestWolf - "Xe", how do would you pronounce that?

[TheBiggestWolf]

@acfacf4321

"Zee"

[fryersoncaptain]

@acfacf4321 Kind of like a z.

[restlesspride666]

Sex changes are creepy...

[BalooDumptruck]

@restlesspride666

thats what she said last night when i fucked your mom

[restlesspride666]

Stop being a little bitch :]

[Zekkron]

You must have been pretty bad if she was distracted enough to get off on that tangent.

[kazooga1234]

they arent creepy its just that people feel like they are born in the wrong body and need to be placed into the right body

[CraigMetalHead]

Then dont watch them... whats wrong with you? XD

[Christhepolitic]

Yay for the college freshmen! It's nice to be one.

[nicholas9999]

damn, the ad is 30 seconds long. C'mon guys, that's just too damn long!!!

[ravenger17]

10-20 seconds for a regular 2-5 minuet vid, and 30 seconds for a 45-60 min vid, thats not too bad.

[nicholas9999]

@ravenger17 Well, I can see your point, but somehow I think 15 seconds is as long as any ad needs to go. Just my opinion!!!

[megamarsvin]

That's terrible.

[Kaienluminyr]

Love TYT!!!!

[Fran616]

I like TYT