Best: That's What She Said Joke

[Potatoxpotahto]

A fitting and proper title.

[FalconerGaming]

Ok so me and my friends were walking to gym class and we saw a sign that said: no playing with balls in the hall. I yelled, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!" my friends fell to the ground laughing

[TboltHurricane]

Setting: English

Characters: Me, Student and Teacher

Scenario: Term Paper Question

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Student: It's 12 pages, right?

Teacher: No, I don't want it that long

Me: That's What She Said!

Teacher: .......... You're Lucky I find those amusing.

[thecberry100]

setting:art room

Action: weaving basketts

props: wet reed

scenario:cinque hits caleb with wet reed

caleb:mrs hastings cinque hit me with his wet stick

me:thats wat she said!

[FractalBob]

friend eating mike and ikes

other friend wants some

too bad

can i at least suck on one?

me: thats what she said!!

[supergamingdude33]

i was at school and someone was at the waterfountain and they said "its too small and it wont fit in my mouth" thats my twss moment

[xx24x7xx]

Setting: School Classroom

Characters: My Business Studies Teacher & Students

Scenario: We had ordered new school books and they had yet to come

Me: So, when are those books gonna arrived. We've been waiting for like 2 months now.

Teacher: I don't know, really, my hands are tied.

ME: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

[OfficialRedboyBeatz]

Setting: School Classroom

Characters: My World History Teacher & Students

Scenario: Student Was Eating Some Candy (Tamarindo, Google It)

Teacher: (Put That Away)

Another Student: (Its Sticky Goodness)

ME: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

Classroom: (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

RATE THIS COMMENT UP, THIS WAS A TRUE STORY, THANKS :)

[CourseTB]

I got a good one.

Bob: I love seeing chics

Bob: Like that woman that passed by my house the other day, almost nailed her.

Fred: That's what she said!

Bob: No she said something about the police

ROFL xD

[theDoodler2]

True story my friend was explaining how it fells when your about to throw up.

Friend: I feel it going slowly down my throat and I want to choke it up but it's already way to deep when it comes out it feels good.

Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

[9999Turtleman]

I was watching Jeff dunham and Achmed went to military training camp and the general was like that's on your face up and down up and down and Achmed was like that's what she said

[Killerz0110]

Funniest time ever

Some kid in my class said what do you like it right or left

My teacher was like Idk depends how it felt

My friend told me thats what she said!

True story!

[KaShonaKSG]

Friend: "Sit in the front today"

Me: "No, I like it in the back"

Friend: "THATS WHAT SHE SAAAID!"

lmao

[eemily414]

They do have good voices >< lol

[sparkshadowtiger]

*Sings*Thaaaaaaaats whaaaaat sheeeeee saaaaaaaaaaaid

[lyric13abigail10]

that wasnt even funny that was very stupid

[AshleeEnt]

he says dude a lot :P

[seetherealme22]

My step mom couldn't keep her pants up, because they were too big, and so I was all, "Dad! She needs more ass!" :DD

[sparkshadowtiger]

@seetherealme22 thats what she said lol sorry

[seetherealme22]

@sparkshadowtiger Exactly. Haha.

[krayzie4real]

i was in wallmart and my dad was looking for somebody he said i think shes coming i said thats what she said ha!!

[sk4teforlife1]

one time me and my friends were skin boarding and i said "man i was proffesional the first time i jumped on it and u know what followed

[SaintScyther]

1 black guy ftw

[butmeemec]

i luv the portrait of steve carell

[mageman26]

But seriously.....she did say that!!

[Dalerious1]

Last week we were in English class, and the teacher pulls out this huge book. Suddenly a girl just goes " O My God, its huge!", and well you know what followed.

[sparkshadowtiger]

@Dalerious1 If she said if it was huge then THAAAAATS WHAT SHE SAID

[ktmchick1994]

One time, I was in my math class and we were watching a video about algebra, and the characters in the video were animated bugs. So one character verbally gave a really long problem, and right after that, another character in the video said, 'wow thats a mouth-full!' and this kid in my class instantly said thats what she said. i about died laughing.

[chikboenr]

This is problably my best. Ok so i was at school and we were in science class and we brought live crabs like a dozen of them in a cage and my friend is terrified of crabs so when we let the crabs walk around my friend was like stick it back in stick it back in and never take it out! witch then i yelled THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[chickmagnet12able]

So like I have a locker beside two hot girls so crystal pops out of nowhere and then I said where'd that thing pop out of because she had this weird like book or thing or something while I was opening my locker and mea crystal and my friend Dylan all said that's what she said I was opening my locker so then

[leafninja124]

One time at school the girls started freaking out. Then our teacher tried to pick it up with a piece of paper but couldn't get underneath it. One of the girls stood up and shouted "SCOOP IT HARDER" and then I shouted as loud as I can "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and everybody was laughing their asses off

[KissestoJB]

Oh my god. Did I just see Brick Tamland?

[TaintedAnglelWings]

That's what your mum said x

[TehRude]

And another time was when i was in class and then people were throwing a bunch of paper everywhere and dropping things, well one guy was like "Stop, your making a mess" and thats when im like " thats what she said" then i hi five the dude next to me and walk back to my assigned seat.

[TehRude]

I probably say thats what she said at school like 50 times a day, but heres one of the best thats what she said moments, Me and my friends are sitting at lunch together just folling around and then one of my friends told another guy "im going to spoon you" so im like "thats what she said!" and everyone burst out laughing.

[pArtYaNImAaL]

0:26 the guy on the right wakes up xD

[raleojay]

Me and my friends were having a that's what she said competition and my friend got annoyed and asked "is this gonna go on all night" and all three of us blurted out in harmony "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

[Giles4200]

not bad, not bad.

[Jujecasta]

That last guy was amazing! hahahha, BOOOOOOOOOOOO XDD god, hilarius :P,

OX

[sillyhatday]

what the fuck...

[addrenalinedrummer]

Steve Carell-Brick Tamland (Anchorman)

[ComedyStartsNow]

lmao is that steve carrell in the backround

[milkinthevideos]

@ComedyStartsNow Yeah lol. From the Office, where he is most famous for his random "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!" quotes.

[TheC3pohaha]

My TWSS moment was when my teacher (in 8th grade) was writing something down on the board and someone asked what was wrong my teacher said I'm pushing really hard but nothing will come out so I screamed it and got suspended 4 a day

[Silentfire64]

@TheC3pohaha roflmao!

[BradRizzle7780]

@TheC3pohaha totally worth it.

[TheSK2x]

@BradRizzle7780 thats what she said

[Legoking45]

Ive got a good TWSS moment. In 10th grade math class this year we had to do a monster math assignemt. at the end, the teacher gives you the packet with the answers to see how you're progressing in the class. I finish my assignment and go to the teacher's desk for the packet, which has the steps and answers for each question, so this packet is like 50 pages long. I say "wow its thick!" and the guy next to the desk yells "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

[ArmyGator101]

the best thats what she said in the world is " You Know When Its real"!

[Pussynator123]

my friend and i were standing next to a base but the water around it was to shallow to jump in. But my friend thought the place were it stood was pretty cool so he said:" If it woud be larger and deeper in it would be awesome!" And i was like...Thats what she said :D

[ResidentsgoneEvil]

I was watching Sesame street sum kid goes whats next elmos world he goes thizz gunna be great Thats What she said lol

[ResidentsgoneEvil]

Nahh I was like trying to poke my friends belly buton And i couldnt get my friend he cant even geat it in . Thats what she said lol

[queonnahc411]

lmao

[PanicAtTheDisco2009]

I'll have to think long and hard. Thats what she said.

[DigitalKnights]

haha

i think the best thats what she said was when my friend was at my house, i was checking my email, and i said "man i have a million of these things in my junk", and my friends like "thats what she said!!!"

[PrizeFInferno]

I hate when white scene kids interrupt my phone calls, then throw my copies on the ground. : /

[minka29]

did i just get served?

[removed2]

@minka29 that's what she said.

[firecracker999999]

At school in Spanish class, We were watching kung-fu panda, when the CD stopped. Someone thought the disk overheated and said "Take it out and blow on it." and someone said "That's what she said"

[andrewman1997andrew]

WTF?!?!?!?

[Dinocrap1101]

bad

[MOBIUS1107]

yes that was a thats what she said joke funny as hell but how it was responded too was just GAY

[coolman4375]

i dont get it

[Tojehusiza]

In band someone couldn't play on their instrument so he was like "I'm blowing but nothing's coming out!" Well I didn't wanna say that out loud, or else I'd prob get in some trouble, so lol.

[Manifest222]

I had a pretty good one. MY friend logan goes on and on about how he used to do drugs. I was pretty sleepy, it was 2:30 in the morning, and then he finally goes. "*Sad sigh* It was the worst mistake of my life" and I yawened and said, *Yawn* that's what sheeeee saiiid.

[ronney2211]

The ruler....  It's not long enough! I need two!

Thatswhatshesaid!! Burrnnnnn

[phatbaby52]

hahaha my friend was in class and her sister was its long and hard (she was talking about a book) and she just yells out thats what she said and our teacher FREAKEd out of her baahhaah

[aj44440]

my science teacher was teaching us how to properly observe something and she picked up a stapler and said "its long, hard, black, shiny..." and on and on so i yelled thats what she said as loud as i could and got a detention

[sarlacfang221]

My friend was like this earlier "It's Cold!!!" then im like "THATS WHAT SHE SAID"

[xarealpersonx]

gay.

[HaxxorsProduction]

oh man, I wanna set something up like that lol

[wolfpaq777]

In high school, I had a female friend say "I have never experimented with a guy before". In context, I was asking her if she had ever put makeup on a guy but still I was laughing and couldn't tell her why cuz if a girl says it and you say "TWSS" that's lame right? Also wanted to ask her if she'd ever experimented with a girl, but I wasn't that close to her and didn't want to make her uncomfortable with a questionable attempt at humor. To this day it makes me chuckle =)

[xxmkobxx]

Best: I think its coming...thats what she said LOL xD

[marcusland]

Yeah, last guy ruined it. but damn funny otherwise.

[Paula46193]

lmfao

[warbrickproduction]

hahaha

[UofLCardFan08]

Back when I was in high school, I was in a group project and one girl said (regarding the ruler) "It's not long enough", prompting one of the guys.

[MegaDipShits]

Yo the fifth guy man wtf you ruined it. you suck but other than tht i would be rotfllmaolol

[8arry94]

the 5th guy ruined it. "BOO"?

[lucalukita16]

lmfao, my mom was doing somthing and shes like "URGHH ITS TOO BIG IT WONT FIT!!!" and im like "thats what she said" and she almost pissed herself laughing 'cuz it was the first time she heard one of those jokes :D

[vickynoodlex3]

Oh man it's so hard and long, I just want to lick it...

[cfhscheer]

@vickynoodlex3 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID :D

[LeezeArray]

Hahahah. That was FANTASTIC! (that's what she said.)

[HOTTESTEMOEVER]

thaaaaaats

whaaaaaat

sheeeeee

saiiiiiid

BOOO!!!

XD

[DiamondSnakeFang]

no trip (thats so black)

[Kittygirl890]

hahaha.

[loitagrl12]

LOL that was funny!

[Daltonjabs]

pure genious

[MultiSuperfunny]

my friend said ah it got all in my mouth i said thats what she said ahah

[gdt1987]

to byakuganmaggot's comment... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!

[tebonz]

i was watching a game where these ppl have to form a shape to get through a wall thats moving towards u, and 9 ppl got thru 1.. a guy left a comment saying *how can 9 ppl fit in such a small hole* ...haha.. i said thats wat she said..

[redbasher636]

where did this originate S=-\

[SaraFal]

my friend was popping her fingers and she said "I can do all of them except my pinky." TWSS or TWHS

[WARNINGxB1OH4ZARD]

Lol me and my gf were eating pizza and she said why is it so hard?

And i said thats what she said LOL

[berto9doof]

ha. i was trying to start my friends car and couldnt start it, and he says "its hard to put in just wait a bit then jiggle it alitttle the turn it half way then let go then give it all you got". couldnt even get thats what she said out. haha

[COCOPUFF093]

did "the office" start the that's what she said jokes after that episode?

[youngpadwn]

yes

[byakuganmaggot]

no, he just popularized it

[pjizzle999]

My friend recently got a tatoo and i asked her how it was healing up and she said that its a little hard and crusty around the holes and i let a "thats what she said out", thats the greatest thats what she said

[cocoataylor]

my brother was drinking something from a straw and my dad told him dont suck to hard and i was like thats what she said! ahahahaha

[ChaosFyre]

@cocoataylor shouldn't that be that's what he said? xD

[MSClivepro]

davids hot

[lovebug073]

my dad said "push" i was like *cough* that was she said *cough* lol :)

[CaitlinMullen]

I love bobby at the end.

haha

[SethGuitarMaster2121]

I remember I did a good That's What She Said. I was having some pizza and I held it out in front of my dad and I said want some? he went no then I said That's What She Said.

[justcheer19]

I was waiting for a friend to finish her homework. And she said this will only take a minute, and i said that's what she said.

[john888999888]

at school my friend asked me to name all the people in the class. when i called him twice he said " you already did me" and i said thats what she said

[avpfreak429]

alright for school we have this this piece of wood as a our hall pass and this kid came came back and said the hall pass fells weierd and my teacher said your right its getting all stciky and i yelled really loud THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[bigbrovaz123]

i was in wood tech and the guy next to me was trying to put a screw in a hinge he had, he turns round to me and say this is to big to put it in and i turned round and said thats what she said

[Lllluke37]

we had a sub. and our "dean of students" was making sure we were behaving... in the middle of class she was talking about shoes (she is really random) and she said "my husbands' are huge".... wait for it... i yelled the loudest i could. "so THAT'S why" (her face is very splotchy if u k wat i mean)... and she came up 2 me and said right in my face-- that is just nasty... all of the sudden the dean along with 3 other people yelled thats what she said. the history teacher next door ran in like wtf

[britoboy2]

ok i have the best one;

my teacher was talking about a test and he said "this test is hard." "so pay good attention cause this is extremley hard!" then i whispered 2 my friend thats what she said, and my teacher was all like, "come and say what u said 2 mike, and i said really quiet, "thats what she said" then he said what? then i YELLED "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!" i got sent 2 the pricnipal and when my teacher told the story,she laughed, but then i got an in school suspension for 1 day

[justcheer19]

either way it's funny though. lol

[britoboy2]

ehh its kinda worth being known as the,"thats what she said...," guy lol

[justcheer19]

haha

[zuzerial]

i've had the best thats what she said moment ever.

i was on a trip to Ottawa with my class, and one of the people had a coffee. I asked what kinda coffee it was and he said black. i asked why and he said cause i like it black and strong. Then i shouted out "That's what she said" as loud as possible.

sorry if i sounded racist with that. i was just telling you what happened and didn''t intend to offend anyone.

[bb4856]

rofl thats so funny

[JaReDuDe92]

lol i just had one today at school...

we were taking a test and my friend kept whistling and stuff. so my teacher said, "stop making noises", and my friend said, "thats what she said." and my teacher was laughing really hard. then afterwards, we were talking about the test with our teacher and my friend said, "yeah it was way too long and really hard." my teacher said, "thats what she said" hahaaaa i love it

[xsk8erlifezx]

hhahaha

[XmetalmikeX]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dogslobber45]

@zuzerial fucking liar. u probly googled that one.

[zuzerial]

@dogslobber45

Wow, I'm instantly a liar just because I had one funny moment in my life? If you want you can search all around the internet for that joke, and if you find it, kudo's to you, because I've never heard of anybody else who had the same one.

[Daltonjabs]

@zuzerial hahahah i got a funny 1 4 u i was helping someone pack stuff & as i was doing it they told me 2 push it in further i turned around & said thats what she said 

[leandercool]

@zuzerial how is that racist? i tried it too. and if they don't say it like i want it, i just say: i like it black and strong. just to people who know what it means ;) tnx

[badnewz106]

haha i love vfc

[UcBerkeleykennie1115]

i have had A LOT better thats what she said jokes

[nypron]

That's what she said

[PassionateFilmmaker]

That's awesome... I love the picture on the printer too!! :)

[kevaldo13]

i've had better.

thats what she said

[grwnnsexy08]

Nice XD

[CarinaJonasGrabeel3]

omg bobby! hahaha :)

love them

[IcyFangz]

hilarious

[unstoppablejt851]

lmao nice job

but ur voice is different it doesnt match the way u talk

[PassionateFilmmaker]

That makes no sense at all!!!

[SupaPretty27]

thats what she said

[NvRLnDLoSTGiRL13]

HILARIOUS!! i'm so gonna use that haha!

[cowsgomoo2]

BOBBY!!!

[ThatsSoRandomShow]

awesome! i dont get it but awesome!

[synchrobum]

omgggg !!!!!

i love this videoo!

[LeaL714]

lmfao i loved this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[therealcaseyreebar]

woww... lol I love you maxwell!!!!!

Casey :)