fuck these god dakmn commercials. i was lookin at my other screen and this suna bitch could stop talkin bout spoonind his tounge cause his breath stink. How much fuckin money do these assholes need, is it not enough that were all slaves to money or can i have any time in my life that, i mayb just maybe enjoy it instead of buying something?
Ever notice that the mouth stays closed when most people sleep? It's like YOU'RE sleeping but your jaw muscles are not. When someone dies, the jaw muscles often will relax (prior to rigor).
I work graveyard shifts and have a ton of photos of coworkers caught sleeping. I should make a video of them and hold them all hostage since my boss will watch any youtube link she gets.
Pink eye is Conjunctivitis its an infection or allergic reaction, its unlikely but I guess you could contract it by sticking pooey fingers in your eyes!
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this to 5 videos, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!!! PS i got this from another vid ( i am not taking my chances sorry
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear
This is one of my faves. It's my b'day now. I'm 40.
kerryindallas 6 months ago
fuck these god dakmn commercials. i was lookin at my other screen and this suna bitch could stop talkin bout spoonind his tounge cause his breath stink. How much fuckin money do these assholes need, is it not enough that were all slaves to money or can i have any time in my life that, i mayb just maybe enjoy it instead of buying something?
bluntley420 10 months ago
Oh my god, I can hardly believe my eyes. Those were some ugly bus seats.
JesusWasAnAsshole 11 months ago
John Lennon dies; Wait did that already happen...
mahabisjo 11 months ago
Ever notice that the mouth stays closed when most people sleep? It's like YOU'RE sleeping but your jaw muscles are not. When someone dies, the jaw muscles often will relax (prior to rigor).
mowgli2071 1 year ago
@mowgli2071 Not always. dribbling?
115184792 4 months ago
@115184792:That would be why I said "...MOST people..."
mowgli2071 4 months ago
wtf, oh my fucking ears. and bad video too.great song but why?
ick2200 1 year ago
This morning i woke up with a d*ck in my butt.
jlha85 1 year ago
@jlha85 Nice one, 12 year old. STFU, tweenie.
Bllackguard666 1 year ago
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@jlha85 Then tell your dad to get off you.
MrPyrotic 1 year ago
clever use of this awesome tune!
snoopydance71 1 year ago
I love Cake!!!
shibumiflowers 1 year ago
How does a comment saying "MY FINGERS R IN MY ASS?" get 30 thumbs up??
Killme2888 1 year ago 36
@Killme2888 Because people are crazy but admit it...you laughed too!!
joetaska 1 year ago
@Killme2888 34!!!!
TcFW253TMC 1 year ago
@Killme2888 37 thumbs up
peeps6901 11 months ago
@Killme2888 Simple... his finger may go up his ass when he sleeps, maybe even when he is awake!
jalfmendonca 5 months ago
in yer ass....charming..
kooch555 1 year ago
my fingers are in your mom.....
TheSpadedizzle 1 year ago 3
why do you take pictures of people sleeping?
spencegame 1 year ago 2
man i tought some 1 was ganna get caked in there sleep jesus i watch the whole song O___O
thaLepR3chaUn 1 year ago
i play this for my nephew and he just drifts off
spencegame 1 year ago
this is like a demitri martin song lol
RayP161 1 year ago
I love this song and I think this is a great self made video, not like most of what you find. Well done!
alternavent 1 year ago
My friend quoted this song, so I had to look it up here, lol. I don't care for it much, at least amongst their other songs
pirateking888 2 years ago
Because.. you don't know.
NefariousKoel 2 years ago
My fingers fall asleep from carpal tunnel!!!! And get numb!!!!!!
adamk66usa 2 years ago 3
Why can't you answer an honest question? Blame it on the lyrics?
NefariousKoel 2 years ago
Fucked up lyrics
LorieKins 2 years ago 6
I work graveyard shifts and have a ton of photos of coworkers caught sleeping. I should make a video of them and hold them all hostage since my boss will watch any youtube link she gets.
ogrecorps 2 years ago
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MY FINGERS R IN MY ASS.
peeps6901 2 years ago 39
That's lovely :]
Make sure you wash your hands when you're done.
kairi2903 2 years ago 9
That's how you get pink eye I'm told.
imrepohl 2 years ago 3
Pink eye is Conjunctivitis its an infection or allergic reaction, its unlikely but I guess you could contract it by sticking pooey fingers in your eyes!
joeleeeeeeen 2 years ago 4
@peeps6901 YOU R A BOSS
smiwytube 11 months ago
@peeps6901 YOU R A BOSS COCKHOLES IN MY VAG
smiwytube 11 months ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this to 5 videos, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!!! PS i got this from another vid ( i am not taking my chances sorry
Monkin4225 2 years ago
cake is delicous, smells nice,looks great and good music, now if it was a type of massage, we'd supply all 5 senses with one word
shadowdra321 2 years ago 9
you can always throw cake at people and call it a massage...
ddmo2 2 years ago 27
This pleases me, thank you for making me knowledgable in that field of knowledge.
Breakingbenjamin951 2 years ago
awersome homemade vid and nice cake song.
Surfanimal1990s 2 years ago
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear
JHHS15 2 years ago
when I sleep my fingers curl around my neck.
666sv700 2 years ago
hahaha thats probably not good
xzaisgod 2 years ago 4
Is that girl topless at 0:37?
nameinserthere 2 years ago 2
yes
NellyMor 2 years ago
Not too sure where they go- but when i wake up they are, how should i say- less than fresh.......
pm081 3 years ago 2
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danny550ha 3 years ago
I love this song, but the video is pointless.
chewytheboss 3 years ago
this is dope
charbizzar 3 years ago
1:04
unnessecary exposure.
lol jk good job
ycly 3 years ago
Hast du den Arsch offen, du verklemmtes Stück Scheiße ?
Wie dem auch sei, super geiler Clip und Song ! :)
HispanicImpression 3 years ago
lol, wow ur right
10rubberducks 3 years ago
luv this song and ya it does make u sleepy
cutecurves900 3 years ago 2
Loved the song, but...
it makes me sleepy!!!
God night!!!
Directo13 3 years ago
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wasweisich666 3 years ago
lov this song!
xxheartxheartxbreakx 3 years ago
cool song, cool vid
Galbarad 3 years ago
This is one of my fav songs! CAKE ROCKS!
lstolburg 3 years ago
LOL this song is funnY!
willowxoxpiranha 4 years ago