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What's hilarious is how extreme a morning person my mother is. 8 hrs after she goes to sleep she's awake. It's like she's got a freakin' internal pop-up timer that goes off after 8hrs of sleep! She's cheerful like this guy's wife is too! I don't think I'm cruel in the morning but I'm not talkative and I'm not chipper either.
I am not a morning person, if someone comes in my room to wake me up too early,I look at the person, growl, and then throw something at them if they persist to try to wake me!!!! lol Yes, I'm an angle......NOT and I'll admit it...lol!!!
No, what is actually happening is, one bird wakes up and calls another bird an idiot, the bird retaliates, and the rest of the birds are saying FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
@rosaliewhitlock Tim Hawkins and John Branyan have built their reputations on clean comedy. I've removed my comment, which deleted yours, because your language was foul. People looking for inoffensive entertainment shouldn't have to read profanity in the comment section... Meanwhile, if you have other things to say about my menstrual cycle or which female animal I remind you of, you may write to me personally.
@randomOne96 I had no idea there was a THIRD daughter! My sister, Tabby, and I welcome you to the family, as do our two brothers. So does this mean you'll be at Thanksgiving in a few weeks? --Amanda (one of John's ACTUAL kids)
Oh man. I love getting up early to hear that first bird that wakes up the others. I always thought they were happy. Now I know they are miserable as I am.
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WhiteShoreFilms 5 days ago
Lol lmfao
sek17514 1 week ago
@marybeth1999 Lovely. I know someone like that who lives in the same house as me. :)
heavensmiles777 3 weeks ago
I person isn't a morning person
autographship28 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from timhawkinscomedy
@autographship28 no 1 person IS amorning person
gohanguy22 1 week ago
I think one bird gets up and that noise is all the other birds going "SHUT UP!!!"
WhyNotMe741 3 weeks ago 4
What's hilarious is how extreme a morning person my mother is. 8 hrs after she goes to sleep she's awake. It's like she's got a freakin' internal pop-up timer that goes off after 8hrs of sleep! She's cheerful like this guy's wife is too! I don't think I'm cruel in the morning but I'm not talkative and I'm not chipper either.
jkh1920 1 month ago in playlist Stand up comedy
I am a morning person and my husband is not. This is totally us.
0507mommyto2 1 month ago
I am NOT a morning person!!! Ugh that would be SO anoying! And i would wanna hear "everyone on the ground! This is a stickup!"
HopeinJesusLuv 1 month ago
His wife probably hates him talking about her
hanoldwriter 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@hanoldwriter I dont think so at all. I bet he practices all his jokes on her.
0507mommyto2 1 month ago
I am not a morning person, if someone comes in my room to wake me up too early,I look at the person, growl, and then throw something at them if they persist to try to wake me!!!! lol Yes, I'm an angle......NOT and I'll admit it...lol!!!
MrStevo411 4 months ago in playlist More videos from timhawkinscomedy
The noise is all the other birds saying shut up!!!
gwiezorek 4 months ago
I am SOO not a morning person.... I am more of a night Owl :D
Graceandmercy96 5 months ago
this is so not me!
9548coolgirl 5 months ago
My mom is like that - it's crazy!!! O_O
CamoGirl4Ever 6 months ago
Awesome! lol
jessface777 7 months ago
T__T you morning people disgust me. Lol jk
justgogreen96 8 months ago 5
i was never a morning person, i'm still not a morning person. I am a huge night owl
LittleMak1 8 months ago 2
No, what is actually happening is, one bird wakes up and calls another bird an idiot, the bird retaliates, and the rest of the birds are saying FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
mcgyvr2009i 9 months ago 2
Every one on the ground this is a stick up! I laughed so hard!
bobfearful 9 months ago
Im a morning person. And a night person. I wake up at seven and go to bed a eleven maybe even midnight. LOL
Sixflags003 9 months ago 2
@Sixflags003 you sound like my mom.
Snowflake99C 8 months ago
I used to be a morning person...and then school started...
ToddlovesCopper 10 months ago 5
@ToddlovesCopper yep that's me too
luv2sing143 7 months ago
@rosaliewhitlock Tim Hawkins and John Branyan have built their reputations on clean comedy. I've removed my comment, which deleted yours, because your language was foul. People looking for inoffensive entertainment shouldn't have to read profanity in the comment section... Meanwhile, if you have other things to say about my menstrual cycle or which female animal I remind you of, you may write to me personally.
onlyuntakenusername 11 months ago
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onlyuntakenusername 11 months ago
X'D
jedder 1 year ago
L-O-L!!!! XD †♥†
mochamistressofmusic 1 year ago
LOL; i'm a morning person and my husband is not; just got a new perspective! ha
acts1614 1 year ago
im a night owl but i still need like a gud 7-8 hours of sleep so it goes without sayin that morning ppl annoy me
THUMBS UP IF U THINK THAT EVERY DAY MORNING PEOPLE SHOULD BE LOCKED IN A CELLAR UNTIL AT LEAST 10am
Ramonerdna 1 year ago 7
I'm a morning person; my twin brother is a night owl. Boy it was so fun to wake him up and ask him algebra questions.
KnightofMotley 1 year ago
I am NOT a morning person
gut197 1 year ago
lie down
onviant 1 year ago 2
My daughter totally agrees. She is the only one in our family who is NOT a morning person. We morning people bug her to death.
katiatomsk 1 year ago 58
Dude! you made me laugh so hard, i spit water all over the computer table!
SuperJBLuvr 1 year ago 49
THATS MY DAD lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
randomOne96 1 year ago 3
@randomOne96 really????
MsDancingqueen97 1 year ago
@MsDancingqueen97 yes when he wakes me up for school he just like that im more of a night person lol
randomOne96 1 year ago
@randomOne96 I had no idea there was a THIRD daughter! My sister, Tabby, and I welcome you to the family, as do our two brothers. So does this mean you'll be at Thanksgiving in a few weeks? --Amanda (one of John's ACTUAL kids)
onlyuntakenusername 1 year ago
@onlyuntakenusername haha totally see u soon
randomOne96 1 year ago
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@onlyuntakenusername you showed her...
sk8ergirl3899 1 year ago
@randomOne96 LUCKY! Your dad is AWESOMEEE!
sk8ergirl3899 1 year ago
yea the morning person was not me! XD
alunawulf 1 year ago
Oh man. I love getting up early to hear that first bird that wakes up the others. I always thought they were happy. Now I know they are miserable as I am.
Thanks a lot.
oyate1960 1 year ago
not bad at all! i really enjoyed it
corazoncito77 1 year ago 2
I am not a morning person
DRealfriknKeenan 1 year ago 2
I've been a morning show DJ in college radio... And I'm not a morning person... t'was a GREAT SHOW...
caal1028a 1 year ago