Birthday Dethday

[MrDETH2345]

Open up ur deth day its a box of FUKING nothing

[clochunator]

Up until now i usually sing "happy birthday song" in a birthday party... Nevermore

[TutorialsofSteel]

Y is microsoft Sam in this song???

[madeofmetal1990]

i want this played on my birthday :D

[xHcOxPinata]

Many years ago today, something grew inside my mother... and that thing was me! One more year closer to dying!

[escapethesystem1]

lol my frnd sent me this long today on my birthday LOL epic

[420UltraViolet]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

[tomminator42]

@420UltraViolet here is your box of fucking nothing. Hey fatso I got you your favorite thing ... disappointment!

[murmaider767]

I want this played at the rest of my BDay Parties..

[defpotec105]

I want this song to be my birthday song!!!!!! >:D

[born2destroy556]

the most brutal birthday song ever .... i found this song on my birthday :) january 10th

[heehebjehemdaar]

Dethklok Promo 2007... what the fuck thats not BRUTAL !?!

Wait a sec I hate it does that make it brutal? :O

[TheMexicano55]

i love the ending with the squealing sounds!

[RenegadePan]

10 people get killed by Murdertrain on they`r birthday

[mortalsgrief]

this is so bad ass

[954588]

I sang this at my moms B-Day party lol!!!!!!!

[RedDragon19891]

@954588 Dood that's awesome!

[firelord699]

@RedDragon19891 Don't you mean.. EXELENT! *air guitars*

[SargeantCupcake]

Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother...

that thing was YOU! well put

[sk8master818]

ok i keep hearing dethklok promo and i cant tell what year they mean because it sounds different every time they say it

[sk8master818]

did anyone else hear a really wierd voice say dethklok promo 2010?

[88daadaad88]

@sk8master818 Yes, that's probable, especially since the video was uploaded in 2007. -_- wow

[masterchiefownsuall]

god damn i want this for my birthday song

[SargeantCupcake]

@masterchiefownsuall me 2

[joenateprince]

RSPV whats that mean exactly?

[JesusIsHardcore1]

im gonna sing this song for sumones birthday down at my boys and girls club lol

[shomomaru]

@JesusIsHardcore1 You don't sing Dethklok. You growl it in a way only Brendon Small can.

[JesusIsHardcore1]

@shomomaru ya true lol i can do both but i put sing in on accident lol thanks for pointing it out and ya he is the only one who can growl like that

[reaverrist]

heh i played this to my 7 year old cousin and cried like a lil baby and pissed himself on the spot XD

[Helly1223]

THis song is pretty badass!

[crazybat567]

@Helly1223 pretty badass???? Its goddamn brutal

[shomomaru]

Open up your dethaday present, Its a box of FUCKING NOTHING!

[bladezero0000]

Dethklok promo 2007.

[000razo000]

"open up your birthday preasent its a box of FUCKING NOTHING"

[JoshBIG85]

Dethklok rocks!!!

[rosariofan101]

its my birthday sunday and i want to listen to this song all day

[dethklokfanforlife]

GOD DAM I LOVE DETHKLOK

[AustinLamb23]

I should play this song during my B-day party tomorrow and scare the shit out of my family

[CeERAEABLe]

Good song, now, why are my pants all sticky....

[household420]

@CeERAEABLe lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololollololololol­olololololololololol i know how it is bro

[DerpingProductions]

Im watching this on my birthday, just so you guys know XD

BADASSSSSSSS

[BridgewaterTrevor]

Happy Birthday

[EnigmaticNeurosis]

Wow, that promo voice fucks up the whole song.

[Aaradmegaman234]

You should re-up without the watermark

[BaronFirespawn]

@Aaradmegaman234 Except countless others already have. Also, the CD has been out since 2007. There's literally no reason to have not bought or pirated the CD by now.

[Aaradmegaman234]

@BaronFirespawn Then you should take down this video instead of further clogging the tubes

[OmniscientWarrior]

@BaronFirespawn There is no such thing as pirating. It is borrowing from somebody else over the internet that you don't know. (Or renting... if you burn on a CD is renting to own.)

[MastaDRD]

@BaronFirespawn There is one reason... Google Search brings up your video, not the 5 trillion other ones.

Just sayin'. :P

[Kalyx]

@BaronFirespawn So we'll just hit up those 'countless others'.

[zekks2k9]

die die death day..birthday...death day

[zekks2k9]

that thing was u u u u u u u u u ...lol...love dethklok

[DRHUNGRYFORMETAL]

i love this part

1:51-2:05

[viperxeon]

Another year closer to the grave.

[crad506vids]

look at my videos, this is one of my favorites coffee is still the best then better metal snake

[DaJazzafer]

i agree... dildos! lol

[Imatotalfreak]

Fighting over Youtube is dildos. |:

[firelord699]

@Imatotalfreak well we wouldn't exacly go run up to their house and say "no, dethklok doesn't suck" or w/e e.e ...

[Draiman1234]

Complain all you want, it won't make you dick any bigger, not will it make Kanye any less of a dumbass.

[cronnoponno]

Kayne West rhymes with Lame Sausage Fest.

[MARKusT2010]

woow, u dont even joke like that, what u just said..is... like.... saying god exists, its just not true X]

[pwntalive]

obviousfag is obvious

[DarkBunnyLord]

Lol, love this episode where Dr Roxo the Rock'n roll clown comes up to murder face and says "I DO COCAIN" then leans close and whispers "Seriously... I do a lot of cocaaaaaaiiinn" xD

I get it's like his only real bit in the show but something about how he did it was just great.

[SS4Phill]

@DarkBunnyLord He does loads more. He has a few Episodes for him. One he goes clean of Cocaine, another he's just best friends with Toki. etc etc.

[DarkBunnyLord]

I know he has more episodes about him, what I meant was Doctor Roxo's only real point in the show is to do cocaine and drugs over and over and over again. I've seen all the ep's of metalocalpyse.

[SS4Phill]

Well >.> Grammatically you're point was that his only real role was to say he does a lot of cocaine at Murderface's birthday but w.e works ^-^ Happy xmas!!!!!!

[Dudeman2000]

for your birthday YOU DIE

[KingRadbadical1988]

I just heard these songs...why haven't I heard of these guys sooner? All along I've been asking for someone to point me to the perfect band that combines being hard as FUCK and having a spine-tingling MELODY at the same time, which is a REALLY rare combination when most melodic shit is sappy romantic boring crap, and most hardcore shit has NO guitar melody and screaming all sounds alike. This is FINALLY the hardcore talented shit I been looking for, where can I find this CD?

[hihello95]

The store

[PissChrist1]

Download it off the net. Piratebay would be a nice place to check.

[Metallijagermeister]

You should check out Amon Amarth. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

[maamaano1]

look into between the buried and me.

[heartmusic4heart]

@KingRadbadical1988

In my pants.

[hentaimaster1002]

i would kill to see fuckin dethklok

[rockinroller1028]

it's my birthday. my friend kept screaming the intro into my ear today. it was awesome.

[jessicaisthebessica]

I get to see them a day after my birthday!!! November 3rd!

[Infinatefix]

my B-day is tomarrow woot =p

[IgeVagyok]

Today is my birthday! 

And, of course, to celebrate, my friend links me this. ;p

[InfernoSoul]

oh my fuckin Buddha i saw these guys in concert with mastodon and i creamed myself and then died. they were insanely amazing.

[fujyoshi]

wow every person should listen to this atleast once on there birthday /heh

[jehadsound]

I'm seeing them on my birthday. October 16th!!! I'm prepared to DIE FOR DETHKLOK!

[Sebatiger]

Damn.

[TehNoobinShow]

I'm going on the 27th..Woo.

[RocketQueen122]

dayuuuum

[Sebatiger]

I always for some reason wish that they would come to my bday and sing this.

[superuglyman888]

lol, today is my mom's birthday XD

[xxjuggalo4lifexx1]

today Dethalbum II!!!!!!

[metklok]

8 DAYS!!

[KoNViiCTqp]

3 more now, Cannot Fucking WAIT

[darthivory]

Greatest birthday song ever.

[Gravevirus]

Greatest fuckin band ever.

Dethklok promo misuc. Lol.

[generalcloud85]

oh sad, september 25 is one day after my birthday XD

[PwnzorBob]

Woooooooaaaaaah.

Same here.

[fujyoshi]

weee now I can listen to this song epicly because today was my birthday :'D

[drumsolo049]

congratulations

your a year closer to dying

enjoy it

[1Adrenoline1]

that is a not a optimist comment lol. im guessing he has a few more years so he should be happy about em now and bitch about them when he is older like 60 hahah

[suppawill]

hahahahahaha funny metalhead

thumbs up

[mistdemon45]

approve me if u think this is the best birthday song ever!!!!!!!!

[50centgame111]

@mistdemon45 respond se vu ple

which means respond fast

[froggyman20]

@50centgame111 Actually it mean "Please Respond"

[xandrewhimselfx]

MURDERFACE!

[1joel8]

wow the guy with these dethklok videos likes FALLOUT BOY!!! he must die!!!

[sicmicksic69]

who cares? he's fuckin putting high quality dethklok on youtube, besides him liking fallout boy shouldnt concern you, let alone say that he should die.

[CaCSouthPark]

*cries* i wish i had Nathans Explosion's hair :(

[iusetoplaystarcraft]

I heard that this wasnt a real band... and it was one guy doing every thing on a computer or something... To be honest... I dont give a fuk... This stuff is awesome :D

[PINGPONGDYNASTY]

It's really only two guys who play all the instruments and then for live shows they recruit people. That's just what I heard though...

[babyblue4mua]

theyre touring as a real band now. :D and, they showed a couple of behind the scene eps on youtube of the bass player and stuff...but idk :D

[Pooogle515]

They should use this song for the Pro-Abortion stuff XD

[sk8erpunk117]

ha ha ha ha ha love it

[fujyoshi]

WIIN !!

[Thirdshiftzombie]

pickles: Hey fatso we got your favorite gift disappointment.

[HyperSonic9000]

ONE MORE CLO-SER TO DIE-ING

[drumsolo049]

open up your birthday present

its a bunch of fucking nothing <3

[decemberhasfrozen]

boner

[heartbreaker5901]

the guitar solo at the end awsome

[XChojnackiX]

New album 9/29/09

[LeviathonOfCthulu]

THAT THING WAS YOU!

[TheMicrosoftMan]

i hate that damn promo voice

[AndJusticeforAll567]

RSVP PLEASE!!!

oh shit

[WTFpidgeonNIPPLES4]

im so gona play this on my little sisters b-day >=]

[9r9t3]

DETHKLOK RULES! Kill me!

[Potchama67]

My cousin popped in the cd on my birthday this year and played this i had a bloody tear in my eye

[4everKamelot]

this is my favorite dethklok song! this one and muemaider!

[GodXxGuitaristxXGod]

Cant wait till the new album comes out. think it comes out around this month. no quite sure

[sofakinggroovy]

it comes out like september

[mrsandman500]

awsome there going on tour

[DrummingBullets]

The promo voice makes me want to punch a baby lol.

Dethklok is BRUTAL!

[Gshift]

LOL! OH DA BABYYYY!!!!!

[NuttFuzza]

the promo makes me want to rape a human fetus with a lawn mower

[KotorFan97]

lol. That'd be funny to watch

[MrKittybooboofuck]

DETHKLOK RAPED UR MOTHER

[shadowmirage2]

more like raped your ears. so awesome.

[narutoiscute13]

AHHHHHH LOVE THIS SONG its my fav from them do u think u can get it on itunes i soooo love this song DETHKLOK 4EVER

[tydaman93]

can't checked

[dmacepl0x]

TAKE A PILL TO MASTERBAIT!!, i lol'd.

[hellraizr666]

its actually masterbatred, i still love open up your deathday preasent its a box of fucking nothing

[alliwantisxbox13]

woot!! new deathklok album coming out soon ;D

[alliwantisxbox13]

dethklok*

[pivotmasterpk]

September 27th to be exact =)

[tydaman93]

no its will be realeses on the 8th

[ahcomp37177]

i want to set the promo voice on fire

[92reasons]

stick to the herb

[TheBenjiu]

RSVP PPPlllllLLLlllzzzZzZzZzzZZZ hahaha deathklok kills yo brain.

[wow1424]

WHY DONT ANY VIDEOS WORK

[rossduke5000]

lol you open up your present its a bunch of FUCKING NOTHING!

[4everKamelot]

WOW i know i got 2 years to go , but i want to play this for my 16th b-day too! DETHKLOK ROCK! ( you think i should get a dethklok cake too?)

[Ascuulon]

get a cake with mercury icing =]

[LanciaTurbo]

YOU POPPED A STRING! HAHAHA!! I DO COCAI*chokechoke*

[QWNZU]

Okay that 'Dethkolk Promo 2007" gets really annoying.

[supercool126]

It makes me want to go slap happy

[CHICKMAGNET66666]

im gonna play this for my guitar teacher lol

[originalsupergrover]

its a box of fucking nothiiiiing

[evilalbert]

imma play this song out loud on my 16th birthday

DETHKLOK RULES!!

and that "dethklok promo 2007" thing should go away. -,-

[klaymank666]

I did the same thing for my 16th. I plan to do it again for my 17th birthday. Then Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend) by Voltaire.

[lifesuckers25]

RVSP PLEASEEEEEE

[mushroomfat]

Dethklok promo 2007 HOW FUCKIN IRRITATING

[shimoshamman]

it really bugs me

[6the6loud6one]

"Many years ago today, something grew inside your mother. That thing was you!"

[blacklegionairsoft1]

BRUTAL!!!

[dunkelengel666]

not really. It's like a birthday when your born but he died so it's a deathday.

[superuglyman888]

at 17-18 did he say i think im goin to masterbait?

[EpicFilmMaking]

masterbatred

[superuglyman888]

...oh

[TheLoneMisfit]

No, he says, "take a pill to masturbate" which is pretty much saying that you're getting old.

[Gregzyness]

lol pwnd

[richnaerz]

god i hate that voice saying dethklok promo 2007 i just wanna kill that voice!

[jbiz1232324]

me 2

[g0p00urmum]

lol same here man

[geraintus]

Don't worry I've already loaded the record firing crossbow.

[richnaerz]

lol

[mis4sasu]

I'm so mad that I missed them coming to my city. I didn't think they would come to Cleveland, but then I walked passed the House of Blues and there was the tour bus sitting in the lot next to my job. I wanted to scream.

[pinkhairedkitty]

man that sucks ass haha

[jbiz1232324]

that really sux i went 2 one it was awsome

[gamble7man]

you know no for next time lol

[TheCoCoRaziel]

hehehe... i always play this one to whoever is on his birthday... its pretty fun indeed... most people get shocked =D