Britsh Accents Vs American Accents

[thekillabeevids]

Im english and i think its just like this in REAL life

[animefreek141]

I am American and find this hilarious

[onodapopo]

Ok so you sound like the typical English dude doing a Southern American accent because you don't know any better. I've come to terms that even though you come off very offensive it's ok, you don't know any better. Maybe one day when you decide to broaden your horizons and come to America you won't be as ignorant as you sound/look.

[monkeyross]

@onodapopo I'm English and I agree........

[luxmeaxi]

lol..



[tomandandy0007]

@MicaylaPaige he wasn't doing it to make Americans look dumb, he was doing it to be funny and it worked. I'm American and I liked it.:)

[Tomacomo]

lolmao

[hendrix1759]

I'm from the US and I found it hilarious...it's definitely a redneck accent though...for the rest of the Americans who took offense to this, chill...it's a freaking joke...learn how to laugh at ourselves. Great job!!

[MicaylaPaige]

I find this offensive, I'm from the U.S and I don't speak like a redneck.

[sockschappercat]

@MicaylaPaige Does that really matter? We English find it much easier to emulate the phonemes of the "southern" US accents than the much more subtle "northern" ones. I never understand how anyone can take offence at someone attempting a particular accent. I wouldn't take offence at someone doing an RP or Queen's English accent and calling it an "English accent" (although calling it a "British accent is a bit dubious).

[runeiceb3]

I'm from the U.S. And I say dentist. Just had to comment on this

[thirstforsalt]

The end just gets super rude. We're really not that dumb.

[JoeytheDon1000]

Have you people of the U.S. noticed he's not speaking like "Tally-ho chap!" or speaking with a London accent?

[cherrypie31892x]

@hackett1607 and the majority of us english dont sound like that. Chill its only for laughs..

[AlwaysME247]

American and Redneck are to different things -________-

[pokezeldafan]

1) Americans shower. If we bathe, it IS in the "tub".

2) There are many MANY regional accents in England, and JUST AS MANY is the U.S.A. You've only touched the tip of the iceberg.

THAT IS ALL.

[CrazyMazapan]

Sooo funny!

[W81HotPotLickin2nd]

lol, it was hilarious, but we say dentist

[youjustgotPINKed]

Thats extremely offensive... I live in Texas (one of the most stereotyped states) and I don't even speak that way.

[musicfan1107]

haha it never fails...usually when Brits do an American accent they go right for the redneck accent.

[deathtoraven]

Lol 'eye doctor' 'heart doctor' 'brain doctor' 'teeth doctor'

[iluvKH4eva]

I rather like my accent, it's not too posh, but it's not too common either. I'd day I have the accent of a north Londoner X3

[iTzSugaBTCH]

I'm English and I do not speak like that! I hate people who thinks English people are 'posh' God dammit! -.-"

[eiyjafjallajokull]

@iTzSugaBTCH I can agree with you there but as this guy is in fact English himself I find it kinda funny!

[TheOfficialAntonia]

I'm English and most certainly do not speak like that! but I suppose I wouldn't considering I'm scouse

[cookielov21]

we do not sound like rednecks!!!! Ahh! haha

[ClanChattan14]

lol

[craik62]

americans means rednecks

[RandomSymms]

For those who can't tell he's being sarcastic we know Americans aren't that dumb, the doctor bit had me laughing, and I'm 95% sure that only posh people, gays, and some people over say 60 year old I've heard say loo. Unless its a southern thing.

[Owen4004]

@RandomSymms yes i am british i say toilet instead of loo but my mum is from north west england and she says loo

[mariamusiclover11]

i could care less actually~!

[deathtosquids]

That American accent sucks.

[SullivanKatie]

English say Bath and Bathroom (but its said with a r so Barth not Bath with a harsh A)....americans say tub!

[Owen4004]

@SullivanKatie i am british but i say bath not barth i also dont pronounce master like marster i think only british people from southern england pronounce ar instead of a

[SullivanKatie]

@Owen4004 Pronouncing words with an AR sound is not a southern accent. It is the Queen's English and how the BBC used to speak before they brought in regional accents. Unfortunately for some, speaking with a harsh A makes them seem lower than the average intelligentsia, and frankly rather common.

[muslimah9595]

You succeeded in making a fool of yourself, that's for sure. As for your "American" accent...yeah...not so much.

[allybrazil]

i couldnt care less

i dont give a shit

[kristenhulsey]

Contrary to popular belief, all amercians are not stupid hicks.

[WorldClassTimeWaster]

I'm pretty sure "kicked the bucket" is used in England too, seeing as how I'm English I think i'm a kind of an experst, also crumpets and English Muffins are different :)

[Batters56]

I like how his faced looked fatter in an American accent.

[davidarchuleta27675]

As for the doctors, Americans say the technical words to describe their profession like neurologist, heart doctor or brain doctor is just an simple definition for them that we sometimes use to describe them to younger kids or people that don't know what they are.

[davidarchuleta27675]

People seem to think that American accents can easily be achieved by talking southern with a side of hick.

[cdprhys]

@camxpbab It's closer to a hillbilly accent in some spots than a redneck accent, but yeah. Primarily deep south, in the places where you start hearing Dueling Banjos as you wander deeper into the woods. ;)

[sniffandbiff]

I don't sound anything like that and I'm British

[yeltrahmas707]

I laughed so hard at the doctor list. you got a great hick accent.

[MegaCrash88]

it's what? british vs redneck, ey? not bloody fair, matey!

[Inominifia]

hahah going to the loo vs. taking a piss/shit XD

[alciderick]

Awesome video! appreciate the time you spent doing it! sound sooo funny! I think nobody should take it seriously...brit can make fun of american accent as well: I think american accent is cool! British accent is sophisticated.... whateverrrrr!

[WolfsObsession]

ROFL! Me and my British friend, we argue about this all the time xD I say it's "colorful"not "colourful" and "armor" not "amour" :3 It's fun! Also I'm from Chicago and of course you can't really tell your accent, so I keep telling him I don't have one >w<

[epixbrit]

im gonna go have a bath is what we say in england

[hackett1607]

since when does "american" mean redneck? i dont sound anything like that and i'm american.

[HaloSwordKing]

@hackett1607 Im from england and I dont sound like that but I dont give a fuck because its just stereotypes.

Theres loads of different accents in England and America dumb fuck.

[cdprhys]

@hackett1607 At the same time British means English. Or means Cockney. Or means upper-class.

[nootkpr]

@hackett1607 and all English aren't posh Londoners from the 1800s like all Americans, from what I've seen, seem to think

[bball24ified]

@hackett1607

to non-americans, we're ALL hicks

[followerDISNEY]

@bball24ified that's not true. i'm not from the US and i know that you guys aren't ALL rednecks :)

[KINDspotting]

@bball24ified truth. thank god im a midwester, such a pleasant accent :D

[coolhwhip49]

@hackett1607 That's how Americans are stereotyped.

[InuMaddie]

@hackett1607 since when does 'British' (which in itself is wrong unless you're accounting for all of it's 4 countries) mean Posh or Cockney? You American's stereotype even more than we do you, it's just how people relate. and I'm English, from the North so I say Grass like NASa (can't think of a word that couldn't be poshified) not Grass like Ahhhse. :p It just depends where you pick it up :)

[Worldmusicrevolution]

YES nailed it. you're hilarious dude!

[Munthegun]

haha sounds like an alabama accent

[HCFC100]

English people do not only use the term 'loo'

We say toilet all the time.

I think it is southerners who use the term loo more.

[Firethrough]

@HCFC100 us southerners use toilet

[HCFC100]

@Firethrough

Yeah but isn't the word loo used more down south?

[Firethrough]

@HCFC100 ive never really interacted with people up north, so i dont really know.

[HCFC100]

@Firethrough

Fair enough. I do not talk regularly to people from the south. So I assume they use it. As I have hardly someone call it the loo here.

[evilbabygirl92]

oh it's faaaaaal iiii love it

[str8OuttaNaptown30]

Man, y'all need to get y'all panties out of a bunch. This shit is hilarious. Of course we all know that not every American, or Brit sounds like this, or talk like this, that's why it's funny. That's where comedy come in. Like, seriously, everybody in the world knows that Americans don't call dentists tooth doctors. Lighten up, because if you don't then you're gonna miss out on a lot of comedy gold.

[BeantownYid86]

@str8OuttaNaptown30 Funny if your british.

[gamerx262x262x]

Why do all the brits/english always assume we simplify words? I say cardiologist, optomitrist. God, it's so damn annoying.

[oustreee]

@gamerx262x262x would help if you spelled them right

[Hummm86]

English muffins and crumpets are two completely different things

[IsEarthHollow]

P.s. get a better camera, you need it !

[IsEarthHollow]

You really need to do some stand up comedy that was hilarious !!!

[DCampbellLRizzo]

@thefabinon You've never heard of crumpets?! O.O

[cosanostracz]

gynecologist is probably cunt doctor, innit?

[MsEz94]

how is bath american? its a bath tub so don't see how saying tub is typically british.

[purplepenguin91]

That's a Southern American accent, and we're honestly not that stupid.

[IIAngelicChanceII]

This was funny in most parts but um...I live in Texas and only my great-grandfather sounds a little like that and we know the word for ya know 'dentist' -.-

[DersimLondon]

Funny

[daanytay]

whats a scotch tape in british?

[MsEz94]

@daanytay never heard about the scotch tape before lol but on the vid is used that as the american of the british "selotape" which is what we call sticky tape.

[Ashley199926]

Hey look keds! It's Santy Claws

[dukethehero]

"I like motorshycles!" lmao

[evoman00]

you sound like larry the cable guy

[MsVolleyballkid]

how come all american impersonations sound western????

[ijakz]

I always wondered why Americans say 'I could care less'. So misleading!

[xDavie2011]

Talented man.

[blueskycadet]

"Damn these COMMERCIALS!!"hahaa that made me laugh! ^^

[thefabinon]

crumpets? im english and i never heard that b4

[BGTonkata]

@thefabinon AHAHAH BRITISH IS SO SHIT

[Flamehawk1]

@thefabinon you've never heard of crumpots....

[Autiebug99]

Hahaha you sound like some of the people I live near (in Alabama) some might get offended but it's too hilarious good job!

[HotdogHarry007]

Funny! But we do use words like "dentist," "cardiologist," and "neurologist" in America! But you didn't talk about "aluminum" (I guess that's "aluminium" to you?)

[goofyme1310]

As an American who happens to be from the south I feel like maybe I should be offended, but I'm not. The same people in my town who actually sound like that threatened to Lynch me so riddicule all you wish good man!

[capridonful]

good work man!!!

[SuspenseSmith]

Not all Americans sound like that... only the rednecks from the South and Texas that wanted to be their own countries anyways.

[JoyousinJesus]

@SuspenseSmith Woot! Texans win!

[ceetoph]

tooth doctor.

[jjjaaaccckkk]

awsome vid! muscle doctor? hahaha!



[Chrisk2357]

Well that's wasn't too actuate but it was really funny lol and British people don't have accents! Americans are the ones with accents haha

[rankingtrevor]

All rednecks should be burnt at the stake imo. England wins.

[cookiemonster9052]

It sounds like a gay, posh english accent.

[gagaandcherylcolefan]

I reckon this is English Accents to American but still good!

[Jackstaz123]

"Im gonny go to the loo" "Im gonny take a piss or a shit, ill decide when i get there" xDDDDD

[DannyTheBeast11]

This guy has no life!!!!!

[Chillypopchilly]

I am actually from new jersey and I don't have a southern accent or any accent at all actually (no, I don't live at da joisey shore). So, not all Americans talk like tht.

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

@Chillypopchilly Why a lot of people from NJ or NY move to Florida rather than California? there's a lot of people from both states living down here in the poor,dirty south,and I just don't quite get it why you guys move from states where wages are at least higher than down here.I enjoy the U.S. Pacific west coast.it's absolutely gorgeous there.and the pacific ocean looks a lot wider and bigger than the Atlantic ocean.moving back there.

[Eivyll]

@nostalgiamelancolia1

South Florida is much more like the northeast or the west coast than northern florida is. It's not particularly poor or dirty.

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

@Eivyll South Florida like the northeast and the west coast? there's a big difference between these regions,and I don't quite get what you mean by saying South Florida is like the northeast and the west coast.South Florida is mostly flat and hot with lots of swamps filled with alligators,mosquitoes and all kinds of bugs.the northeast is very hilly while the west coast is very mountainous.there's no big industry down here in Florida,and most jobs are found in hospitality.Florida sucks,fella.

[Eivyll]

@nostalgiamelancolia1

Not similar in terms of geography. Similar in terms of culture and dialect. You can go to some parts of northwest florida and it's just like being in Alabama or Georgia, and as you travel southward into the peninsula, the deep south accents start to disappear. (I'm not including the Keys in the "south florida" catagory) I'm from NY and many people here like to vacation in florida, mainly because its tropical while still part of the US and its cheaper than flying to hawaii

[DysfunctionalPanda18]

Well, this certainly wasn't very accurate... I'm from Texas, a southern state in the US, and I've only heard people speak that way when they were joking around. Oh well... there isn't a point in posting a huge rant when this is probably just meant as a silly joke. There was one part that I did find funny, and that was at the end with the could and couldn't care less part.

[jwkelly99]

Nope, you don't quite sound American. Or Southern. And the hat, why?

[elfskater98]

That seems to be our only difference?!?!? =()

[datnyggadu]

lol typical southern accent...perfect!!!!

[captaindrywall]

sure assuming all americans are dumb asses

[thugmuffinmcanthony]

we don't all talk like this.. xD

[BEaHERO13]

wow i am slightly offended when i am going to the dr I say the professional name some what it means and i am a southern girl and i don't sound like that, your american impression isnt good it souds like an uneducated person tryin be southern badly.

[maddona999]

@BEaHERO13 He's playing up the English accent as well so please don't be offended :) x

[XtinaCap]

LOL. I'm from the south and even I don't sound like that. 

[Ryan0556]

I'm American and I found this quite good, although where I'm from the doctor specializations are referred to as cardiologist etc. I don't know what they call the different types of doctors in the southern states though i wouldn't be surprised though.

[hhannahbananahh]

@Ryan0556 in the southern states we call them cardiologists, gynecologists, etc...

[ffieldgrimeboy69]

english ppl dnt even sound like that unless there posh hahaaa

[MsEz94]

@ffieldgrimeboy69 nothing to do if posh or not its where you grow up not necessarily how wealthy you are.

[ffieldgrimeboy69]

@MsEz94 no it mainly is mate if your going to grow up in a nice area and end up picking that accent up then your from a posh part of town lol

[MsEz94]

@ffieldgrimeboy69 your basically saying the same as me to be honest. I've always lived surrounded by council estates but cz of where that is I can be well spoken without being posh. Don't get why people are so stereotypical when it comes to your accent, etc. but yeh you basically agreeing with me, probs just how I worded it made it seem diff.

[mur4th]

i'm gonna take a piss or a shit! haha that's the best one cuz thats just how we sayin it in america. at the bar, " i gotta take a piss"

[j03hill16]

thumbs up if any of you is from the north-west of england and proud of it

[lipby]

I'm a Yankee but I love a Southern accent. Friendliest and most charismatic people in the world--unless they're being a teabagging idiot.

[Don73818]

Im gonna use the "Ca-an" but if you want to be derogatory and speak red-neck (which your accent implies), you can use "shitter" or "pisser"

[scarletlark]

That's the sort of American accent we make fun of in California/anywhere outside Texas

[darkaura0]

LOL! You sound almost exactly like Peyton Manning (look him up). Its uncanny. But yeah, I'm Canadian and I was slightly disappointed to see how Americanized we were. I thought there would be a few terms we used that were more similar to the English, but NOPE. Not surprised. Its cultural imperialism at its finest!

[fiddlefairy06]

SOOO GOOOD! SO TRUE!

[geoh7777]

Thet wus an merican hick akcent.

[TheGenie165]

lol eye doctor, heart doctor, and i always wondered what english muffins were, i didnt know that meant crumpets! lol

[TheEpisteme]

I wanna hear you do a yooper accent, donchya know.

[brendakurema]

haha so so funny I'm falling down! love the faces too!!

[tokiotomlover]

you should as David Walliams and Matt Lucas if you could be part of Little Britain. You're hilarious

[jdbowes]

Very funny, but who no-one in Britain calls a video camera a "cine-camera" :D

[missAUDACITY]

Lmao, the doctor part had me cracking up! We'll find anyway to shorten big words here in America. :'D

[allisonmarie33]

Pretty good, but most of us don't have a southern American accent :)

[Mstheterrorofdeath]

LOL Love it!

The doctor part was awesome! xD

[whiteribbon1]

Ha ha good one like it!

[Davedude111]

I love your American eye movements from 1:41 onwards

[SiriusMined]

pretty good, except for the "doctor" bits.

[Fred66613]

this is GREAT :D

[GPaDLA]

AEWSOME-NESS!!! GLAD YOUR BACK

[xcollidex]

lmao! love it, but didnt u mix up tub and bath? x

[worldaccordingtodunk]

@xcollidex yay!!! You got it! Tub...bath..it's all good!! :Dunk

[xxxwemmaxxx1]

Ohhhh love this :) So funny

[LikeMyMillionthAcc]

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god...

[KingCobra874]

hey look kids! its santy claus! bahaha

[LukeErikJesperNichol]

Cool mate keep em coming :)! You are such a laugh :D! 10/10 !!

[quwers]

English muffins and crumpets me thinks.

[CountAlexander]

hahaha XD

love it

[dits509]

YaaaaaaY, you put a new video up Finally, thanks.

[montyollie]

Excellent! A few more acetominophen/paracetamol, delighted/chuffed, drink/wet the baby's head, university/uni, kiss/snog, lawyer/barrister, sausages/bangers, 'give me a second'/'give us a second', math/maths, car/motor, fired/sacked