A "drunk lady" crashes into my subaru at a gas pump 70+mph

[RAsurvive]

was she hot?

[heraldosaid]

More like 15+ MPH

[bibbybeats]

omfg this fucking music.

[ILiveUnderYoBed]

bro, she hardly touched your fuckin car.

[zr1cruz]

@first i was like oh',but now im kind of glad she hit you gay Subaru for making a gayer video.

[pdhotz]

Cool story bro

[KIAdarktide]

tss212 is just jelly he doesn't haz a subaru :/

[tss212]

get rid of the junky subaru. you jap

[DjMirage3]

@tss212 poor excuse foor a human

[Storm7289]

@tss212 lololololo

[dirt1012]

was she hot?

[5150Murph]

women and asians cant drive.. we already know this

[FetidToecheese]

I think I broke the thumbs down button

[Cracker603]

your car did not do so well in a crash. You should of bought full sized framed car

[flipb18b1]

I find this video over stimulating. After about a minute of a beautiful Shell station I find my self watch slides shooting past my eyes. Then the dead body

[RONANGDD]

HOLY SHIT what isthis shit i just lost 2 mins of my life to this SHIT .

[vlogsmack]

I'm glad the lady hit you, you deserve it.

[nitronovice]

oh gosh this brings back memories when i had my G1(beginner's license), driving my mom's car when both parents were in the car. some chinese hag (not hatin', i'm chinese too, just not from china) pulled a left out of a mall, ran across 1 whole lane and t-boned us in the PASSING lane. he then proceeded to yell at me for 'making a right turn' and 'speeding a red light'. while we were waiting for a patrol to come by, he got scared and offered $1k. repairs totalled over $6k.

[trusessions]

one less station wagon, wanna be sport car gone

[freestyleiceskater]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[mario0318]

Well, if I had known I reached the Enlightenment era in YouTube with your video I would have at least ordered some tea.

[smgsean]

30 mph my ass

[nippaaa]

A FUCKING SLIDE SHOE? GTFO

[MarcAndreOlivier]

70 mph my ass

[Idontreallycare80]

@MarcAndreOlivier If you read the description, various obstacles had slowed her car to about 30-35 mph.

[dvsuton2]

Who cares that another POS screw-by-you is off the road?

[juancalos9787]

GAY HOMO FAG GET A DAM LIFE. OR PUT SOME FUNNY SHIT UP



[fuckyoursociety]

It's ok, I'm sure daddy bought him a brand new one...

[jackmmcc]

This is gay.

[warnematt]

nice flamage @ 3:13

[ChiTownBullzzz21]

what on earth did i just watch lol

[Shuffle3956]

I wish you had not filled up ur car with gas yet.

[workshop77777]

She hit your car at 35mph lllooooooooollllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would say 8mph, maybe 12 tops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Worst video ever!!!

[JJ0KERB0I]

atleas the music is relaxing... i almost dont wana watch a diff video wit normal crashing sounds...buuuttttt on to the next car fail vid

[andrewharman123]

u look like a penis to be honest slap a decent set of shoes on it and go all hellaflush just dont dress like tht ever again in a subaru or i will find where u live and give tht subaru a new home in the tuner society where it belongs

[fortvalor]

They must have been having a hell of a sale at Shell!

[bobbyseaman]

i love this song its pretty gay

[bavva]

hahaha, this is funny and stupid

[killroy74]

WORST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

[dirt1012]

@killroy74 was literally going to type this, until I saw it was the top comment haha

[killroy74]

@dirt1012 lol! no way that lady was going 70+ maybe like 30 mph. tops.

[LifeRuinerHxC]

You look like a homo and you have a gay Subaru. Good job

[SoundMan1985]

Side note; you drive really close to the wheel. 0:22

[801Snowflake]

believe me... ive been hit buy a guy going 80 with me going 20 ish, this wreck was not even close to 70mph PLUS its in a fucking gas station, there is no car that can go 0-70 in like 50 feet...

[stl2dc]

base model impreza. fail.

87 octane. fail.

you're fat. fail.

girlfriend is fat. fail

and ugly. fail.

work on this...

[CoDBlackops221]

@stl2dc hahahahahahahahahah funny as shit bro

[buttmanroad]

@stl2dc To bad her Superscrew wasnt back a little farther.Kaboom.

[fortvalor]

@stl2dc lol thats the same thing I was thinking! LMFAO

[Xboxlove1]

@stl2dc wow rude lmao

[hkdapplefan]

yea that'll buff right out..



[06mendomar]

Lmfao to what the 2 guy below said!! N yea that shit will buff right out lol

[67Stallion]

Well, as long as you and your fugly ass girlfriend didn't get hurt.

[bigchris0886]

A shame she didnt crash into that ugly bitch of yours too.......

[xiiTurboClutchiix]

well thats what you get for parking at the gas station...

[muellerpk]

lol? 70 mph ur shit would have been in half

[Sandor203]

No Va road. lol.

[omega190e]

thats a real buzz kill

[weecesil01]

70mph ma arse mate 15 at a push

[japanesetyperdriver]

where is the drunk lady? i wanna see her instead of this shit.

[mrsarcastis13]

Yeah there's no way that was a 30-40 mph impact. Maybe 10-15 MAX. If she had hit you even at 20 mph your car would have been pushed into the gas pump. A bummer none the less. 

[Mr2shadow0]

gay as subbie

[keoronez]

FFFFFFFAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK no she was not going no 70 mph wtf both cars would be fucking destroyed you just have a dent on your fucking bumper

[koglowa]

your car is almost untouched...

[Speerx7]

everyone saying she wasn't going 70 is once again the truest form of youtube user. Read a lil bit, you can see she had to go up a curb, through a median, through bushes and down another curb. Of course they didn't hit at 70mph. Thats how fast she was going.

[2204Alpha]

FUCKING GAY VIDEO

[iiNsAniiTyy]

is that a wrx? maybe her insurance will pay for you to get an sti now..

[rotaxmax3]

@iiNsAniiTyy Defo not a WRX, no hood scoop, a 2.0R at most...

[SW20FL]

That wasn't even 30-35 mph. If she was going that fast, there would be a lot more damage. Sorry to hear about your car.

[canktm11]

Made in Indiana for the Liberal crowd all over the USA....

[kens97sto171]

@canktm11

The Impreza is made in Japan. The Legacy, Outback, Tribeca, and I think the Forester are built in Lafayette Indiana. Great car. I have a 96 Impreza Outback. 210,000 miles runs great.

[dham99]

ppl are so mean, its amazing how many perfect people there are browsing youtube that have room to criticize!

Ive lost two nice cars to idiots running lights and I tbone them at 60mph. It sucks because you never know where or when its gonna happen. Glad no one got hurt! Hopefully that lady got what she deserved too..

[cdoggfu]

step the fuck up and tape the shit you takin pictures like a bitch and you like a a girl son and yo girl look like a dude wtf

[nitronovice]

@cdoggfu videos would be pointless unless it caught the actual collision HAPPENING. pictures will suffice as evidence to insurance; especially true when it's impossible that you're at fault such as in this case.

[MrGibguitar]

that was NOT 70 mph hit

[OpTicSlaCkeR]

WOW! He got a fat chick in the back damn and an ugly one 2

[rally240]

i could only watch about 30 seconds of this....and it was the most annoying 30 seconds ever

[teamdkuk]

could of been a lot worse, could pushed you into the fuel tank and started a fire

[clucasrob85]

better your car than the whole gas station. a few of you would have went with it.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

YOU ARE POSSIBLY AND MORE THAN LIKELY 100% THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ALIVE... FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT TO SUBIE OWNERS.

[xhondax14]

gayest video ive seen in a while

[shockracer]

Need to fix post: hit me going 15 mph

[MrOneNinja]

Holy shit, is that "thing" really your girlfriend? I guess with that face of yours, you really can't do better. Congrats I guess. Jesus fuck...

[GodsNotReal95]

that stupid bitch!! dont ever drive drunk

[KenwoodGT]

Hehehe I love how the Cobalt has little exterior body damage compared to your Subaru due to the differing quality of metal in each car's construction.

[thebadestlad]

Fuck you are the ugly'st cunt ive seen in ages! sell you subaru (if you got another or had it fixed) and buy a mitsibishi imidiately!!!!!!!!!!! p.s why is there a mamity in your vehicle at 00:33 ?????

[vboytan]

@thebadestlad LOL I laughed at how much of an asshole you are but yeah haha Subies are great cars don't ever bash on subaru. Mitsubishi is also awesome but as i remembered it mistubishi specifically the lancer use to have very poor suspension that the camber would always go negative. IDK if it was the control arms or if it was just he adjustment but yeah they would wear the tires inner side hella bad. They've recently fixed that problem on their vehicle. Subie has been good ever since so stfu

[thebadestlad]

@vboytan O.k faggot seeing as i have owned both early and late model scoobes and mitsis and as for negative camber thats a good thing for controll of your vehicle and also enables you to keep your ride low as fark and have decent sizzed rims without havving your gaurds (rear) flared to keep the wheels from rubbing, so young man please fuck up untill your actually old enough to own more than your current pimped BMX wee waster :D

[vboytan]

@thebadestlad How about when a person doesn't want all that uneven tire wear? I know it provides stability dude don't lecture me on what it does lol Okay okay you know your suspension *applause* but you don't need to let everyone know XD anyways i do not want all that negative camber you prick and it's not even the right. If you left the driveway at 0 camber and end up at your work place with -50 it has to mean something's fucked up dumbass. Cars don't lose camber by themselves asshole.

[vboytan]

@thebadestlad also seeing as you didn't know about this issue with mitsu it just comes to show that you in fact have not owned enough of them. Dude i drove my first lancer when i was 8 years old so go fuck yourself. Now i own a 2011 STI and i had an evo 9 before that, my bro who lives with me has an Evo X. The first words i learned to say was mitsubishi so don't get all "know it all" with me bro.

[thebadestlad]

@vboytan Sure you did shit breath, my bro this my bro that your a fucken idiot and have not got a clue pull your head out of your preformance car mag, your dick out of your bros ass and wake the fuck up :D

[vboytan]

@thebadestlad Yup proceed to personal insults because you know you can't back up anything of your claims while i can back up all of mine with factual reasoning. LOL I laugh at your feeble attempts at looking cool over the internet. It is you who needs to pull their dick out of your mouth and stop trying to impress the casual youtube video commentators lol

[manonthebrain]

0:34 awwwwwmy g*dddd she ugly u gott killit wth fireeeeeeeeeee

[jwilkum]

or a 30 to 35 mph...

[jwilkum]

No offense but that doesnt look like a 70 MPH crash...

[IamAtree000001]

What were you doing with your car in the kitchen?

[stangredemption]

Maddam, maddam, do you have any grey poupon? Thank you. Please send charles to the store for more bean pies maddam. Lilly, lilly sweetheart you done with your work? ok missy have fun... Sorry the music temporarily made me into a black england person. Sorry im back to normal

[penciltrix]

What the piss are you crying about? It's not as though you owned a WRX or STi. She did you a favor.

[WhatPlantsCrave]

So you wanted to document you (ugly), your family (ugly), and your car (ugly) to some dumb music.

[saturnboi24]

lol

[markssite]

thats why I never use the outside pump. they always get hit.

[BeautyScarz]

@markssite not in a normal town.. only cities cause city drivers suck at driving

[deadeyedickification]

music sucks

[nuckenfuts12]

Normally a comment like some people missed the like button is on a video but on this one it is the other way around

[civy28]

70mph??? you wouldnt have been able to post this vid if that even happened.

[quandiggz]

70 mph? More like 16 MPH. This music makes me want to go to Zales and buy a wedding ring.

[ph13rwun]

Man that is a kickin' glissando.

[tread64eight]

A shame... You probably had good insurance though.

[SL8R71]

70 MPH? YOUR A DUMBASS.... MORE LIKE 7 MPH!

[6CodeBlackDude9]

@SL8R71 Apparently someone didn't read the uploaders description on this before calling him a dumbass. I will say no more!!! :P

[lethalphoenix]

mommy daddys boy. oh WELL, im glad she took your car out, im sure youll get bought another one, fucking faggot

[sydkid20]

thats some gay ass music and fuck you mommas boy go suck her tit for another car bitch

[satriawr]

Women drivers,.... *sigh* God create them to entertain Man :D

[Choirboyjr11]

I only liked it because it's a Subaru!!!!!

[amitkalsi1]

That is one ugly gf you got there.

[KARsandJTsUSERNAME]

you fucking british fag,gay music. you look like a queer. and you drive a girls car. get an impreza. be a man.

[SuperbD2009]

i lost my patience at 00:45.

[SitBackAndChillAx]

maybe 15 mph....

[krusher12321]

do you people ever read the descripyion she hit at 30-35

[KARsandJTsUSERNAME]

@krusher12321 thats a load of shit too.

[krusher12321]

@KARsandJTsUSERNAME i know

[chackochunkom]

sorry 4 your car

[killacam876]

if that was 70mph those cars are beasts xD

[LilNug]

Its in impreza not a wrx or sti, so cry me a fucking river

[gamefreak0109]

i was in a head on wreck at 50 mph with so much more damage than that....there is no way she was going 70mph...

PLUS, how would you know she was going 70mph... im sure you werent paying her any atttention untill after she hit the first curb.... dont try to make it sound worse than it really is... thats not YOUR car, its YOUR PARENTS car

i work wreck all the time, its my job (firefighter) so dont try to fool me.

now on another note, im glad you wernt hurt

[christophersaa]

what the fuck is this?! Ive just wasted 2 min of my life!

this video sucks and srry 4 ur car..

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

Have you seen some this kid's other videos? He's only 16 and his parents bought him this. God, rich kids piss me off. Same this kid at my school. His parents bought an E39 M5. FOR HIS FIRST CAR. And they're paying for all of his insurance for him. Plus, I live in the UK, where insurance premiums are so high, we can't even afford a Civic for a first car. Spoilt rich fucks.

[TGbaseball26]

not even 15 mph

[pbplayer91]

this music sucks ass!

[dejavu00strat]

please stop wasting our time, we dont care

[Cripton805]

Women... They really go out of the way to fuck shit up. Seriously. Seems dead at that time of night and NOBODY around. She happens the crash the only car there.

[wetpixels]

maybe...17 mph.

[arcticmonkey487]

70 METRES per hour. and calm down, its not even a wrx, n/a pos. sorry, im just a little mad that i wasted minutes of my life waiting for a video of a car crash that didnt exist. fuck I hate videos of pictures

[acerfocus]

70? reaaaally? 17 tops!

[IIdizzaftII]

Just have daddy and mommy buy you another one.

[poop4256]

@IIdizzaftII jealous?

[AndoCommando3]

Now if women just stayed in the kitchen this wouldn't have happened......

[md123420]

@AndoCommando3 hell yea brother

[Balto2WolfQuest]

at least nobody got hurt i hope. god bless you EthanTheExplorer

[Balto2WolfQuest]

if your car wasnt there she would of ran right into the gas pumps in others words you saved her life by having your car parked in that very spot. you are concidered a hero in my eyes. you saved a drunk persons life.

[thisoneguystand]

You like taking lots of pictures of a crappy car

[strscrm47]

ya......more like 15 mph instead of 70.. psh

[heyitsthatcooolguy]

u ugly

[cashion1981]

its a subaru.... get over it!

[Runkleforskin]

wish she would hae hit you and that fat nasty bitch with you

[slumfproduction]

that's why i keep a baseball bat under my seat...

[LPhlubKOJxwb]

one word for the cobalt: RECKLESS

[subversion2010]

if it was an sti instead of that piece, it wouldn't have happened

[liljoke2050]

that is why women should drive they should just stay home cook clean nd get fucked is wat they good at leave the drink and drive to the mens

[21dmart]

Drunk driving noob, didnt even bring a road beer

[sami98e]

2:20



[unijabnx2000]

I think she was playing tag.... guess you're it.

[lpgazzani1990]

its just a base model who cares, she was probably going 20 and whats up with 33-40 that shit aint cute

[pinoyALLmotorEVOIXMR]

what's up with the elegant music?

[ThePhEagles]

it said she hit his car goin 30-35

[ILoveWeedAndBanshees]

no way in a frozen hell she hit your car at 30. she hit ur car much closer to 2

[jomati23]

oh and lame ass story theres no way she was going 70

[ZX2Fast]

@jomati23 Oh, and lame ass reading. He says in the description, if you bother to read it all, that she started at 70 and after running through a ditch and jumping curbs, she was going about 30 when she hit him.

[jomati23]

lame as vid lame as car las as shit face dude

[juliangamboa69]

I KILL THAT SO STUPID WOMAN....BITCH

[lilkracker663]

you luck like a dumb bitch

[89newporker]

hope it teaches ya to buy something with JUST a BIT more steel in it NOT plastic

[08Street14]

fag

[OhFishyFish]

70? More like 17, and it's "teporary", not "tempory"..

[evolutionj]

70 mph and your car would have hit the gas pump. So before the car hit you, it was more like 30-40 mph

[whudafxup246]

@evolutionj read the description.

[evolutionj]

@whudafxup246 Well you should've titled it as "Car crash at Gas Pump" because it was somewhat deceiving, that's probably why you have so many dislikes on the video.

[whudafxup246]

@evolutionj its not my video

[evolutionj]

@whudafxup246 oh lol

[organicshopping]

Maybe she thought gas was cheap and wanted to be the first one there

[defergerth]

man puberty hit u like a bitch

[xeg6x]

i love how the cobalts front end is all smashed in and almost nothing happend to the subaru:) lol

[Jackdg1984]

Gay

that was ... THE GAY SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE .... god dam