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  • is it normal to focus his ears the whole video along?

  • Hey JibJab, it might be a good idea to disable comments on this video. There's a flame war fomenting here.

  • its the last good video jibjab made in my opinion

  • I prefer the style of the old jibjab movies.

  • Other than disregaurd the mounting debt, and ending the war only when it benefitted his political campaign, he did nothing good for us, the people, plus he supports ACTA and other censorship on the internet. Way to go uneducated voters.

  • @zcoop823 Ending what war? There are over 50,000 mercenaries still in Iraq fighting that war. And yes they are being paid with american tax dollars. I happen to know a former Army Drill instructor who is in Colombia training mercs to go to the middle east to fight/defend Iraq. But he's listed as a "private contractor", so i guess it doesn't apply eh? He makes a half million+ every year, and pays Colombians $3k a month for their service to the good ole USA But the war has ended eh? BULL

  • This may be the greatest video on Youtube!!!!!!

  • My dad took his annyoing co boss and put his face in a jib jab stripper veido, the whole office loved it

  • Impossible shit ! Good work, dudes !

  • frikipedia brought me here

  • Lol, he has saved nothing.

  • lol, pirates

  • I like this video but Barack hasn't really done any of this

  • @thespoofers222 That's the point. People held him up to this unreasonal belief that he would "fix the U.S.A", when obviously, one man can't do that on his own.

  • @dedem1315

    People didn't hold him up to this belief, he himself did. He made promises he sure as hell knew he wouldn't keep. What has the guy done? Seriously, people bashed Bush when oil went up to $3.15 or so......and now gas is 3.80 or more and Obama doesn't take the hit? Give me a break... I hear you can't blame the president for it yet when Bush was in office it was alright to blame him.

  • @thespoofers222 It's satire, you tool. Of course he hasn't done any of this. What ever gave you the impression Obama would ever, could ever, do any of this?

  • @thespoofers222 you dont saaaaaaaaaaaaay...

  • @thespoofers222 False, he did end Iraq, and get bin Laden. But this video is satire anyway.

  • @BorgMercenary PS: He didn't get Bin Laden, our soldiers that do all the work did, remember that.

  • @zcoop823 I didn't mean literally. He was heavily involved in the planning on that and gave it the green light to proceed. It's like saying "Genghis Khan didn't personally kill millions of people." It's true, but he was at the head of that chain of command, giving those orders.

  • @thespoofers222 what?he didn't really wrestle bears??? no longer my hero XD

    cool video btw ;)

  • @thespoofers222 he did do the taliban one though

  • Obama is better than those Republicans with there stupid ideas

  • @Kebelgium NOBAMA 2012.

  • Fuck you all. He can fly.

    :I

  • I laughed when he punched the pirate and the shark ate him

  • nope, it made it worst. Thumbs up if you agree

  • 2012 and I'm still entertained by this :D

  • Ron Paul sucks 

  • @sune1112 Of course he does, all candidates are either evil or just dumb. But Ron Paul will do the least damage out of them all.

  • Obama 2012.

  • I'd love to work as a puppeteer for JibJab...

  • Sopa pipa must die FTW!!!!!

  • The whole world like Obama..who did like Bush ?

  • They should update this for SOPA and PIPA losing Obama's support.

  • 0:05 without "JibJab" ;)

  • Hah. Just remembering how many people thought this guy was the second coming back in 2008. Mind you I still think he did a fairly decent job, but I never thought he was the 'golden boy' a lot of people made him out to be.

  • @gamerlen That's the thing though. When people give politicians this messiah like status they set themselves up for disappointment. I'm not from the US but I still think Obama is better than the GOP candidates.

  • @dibinism careful. you two seem dangerously close to a civilized discussion.

  • @shotgunshells2 Civilized discussion... on youtube?! D: Oh shit! *runs around screaming 'eat a dick' before he loses his youtube commenter cred*

  • @dibinism Yeah, pretty much. People want to constantly blame him for not closing Guantanimo bay or signing the NDAA but forget that he's not a King so much as the head of a committee and congress can override him if they get enough support.

  • @gamerlen If he would have vetoed the NDAA, there would have been more of a chance that it wouldn't have been passed. It would have given US citizens more time to find out about it and bitch to their representatives. Obama reluctantly signed it which basically means no matter how much he opposes something, he'll sign it.

  • @gamerlen careful. you two seem dangerously close to a civilized discussion.

  • @gamerlen

    Decent job? Tell that to all my fellow college graduates working Walmart or McDonald jobs after getting degrees that promised them a better future. Face the facts, he spent the most money of any president and failed miserably. Unemployment is only 9-10% my arse!

  • @RckStr1253 That's not inlcuding the people whose benefits ran out already or the college grads who are looking for work and I can count at least 30 people I know in the later boat. Most have to settle for a job that isn't what they went to college for and pays sh*t

  • @RckStr1253 You can thank conservatives for that.

  • @RckStr1253 The U3 rate is 8.5%, the U-4 through U-6 rates are available at BLS.gov, and very wildly by state and region

    Do some research before sounding like an idiot

  • @override367

    Actually that's cause your listening to what the govt is telling you. Take economics and then come back and talk. You are an idiot to think its under 9% . The govt tallies don't include college kids who can't find jobs and people whose benefits ran out. IF you want to believe the tallies than this country really needs some help! All indepedent tallies put the TRUE unemployment rate at 12-16% Thanks though for your opinion.

  • The U-6 rate according to the government put the TRUE unemployment at 15.6% on BLS.gov

    So... try to be less of a retard next time?

  • LOL

  • Note to self: Don't be a pirate.

  • @Tribbke Or robot 0.0

  • This was extremely well made ;-;

  • funny

    

  • They need a Ron Paul version of this now

  • @thekeithchannel as the villian.

  • @thekeithchannel Ron Paul would help us possibly, but his plan will make us so much weaker than we are now, sure help our debt a bit, but he won't fix it. He's just going to drop our power.

  • @sazier7 Drop our power...? You think fighting illegal wars, forcing our ideas on foreigners, and funding it with counterfeited fed money makes us more powerful..? Yeah.. makes sense. If you think having our troops spread out all around the world meddling increases our defense, you got another thing coming. We're better off having them here defending our country. Blowback is dangerous. Non interventionalism is safe.

  • @thekeithchannel gingrich! jk I can't stand him

  • LOL

  • If Obama really saw this video and laughed and took as a compliment, he's a bigger idiot than i thought he is.

  • @justblz18 they showed this to him at some dinner when it first came out back in '09. he laughed.

  • I personally think Michelle had more progress and success than Barack.

  • Obama defeated SOPA! +1000

  • Obama sucks

  • @watermankant Then why dont you run USA and see how hard it is! All you americans are stupid as F***

  • @Breaking1337 so you're insulting an entire country on one man's OPINION just because you don't like it? It sounds like you're stupid as F***. Oh, and by the way, he never said he wanted to run the country, just FYI.

  • Democrats are such a blind breed. I want a list of good things that happened under a democrat

  • @zpnmaster (Since the 1930s when Democrat began to mean what we see it as today). Social Security, end of the Great Depression, Victory in WWII, Medicare, Medicaid, boost in education funding, civil rights legislation, one of the only surpluses in the country's history, first real attempt at Universal healthcare, death of Osama bin Laden, troops pulled out of Iraq. There you go. Now give me a list of good things that have happened under a Republican since the 1930s

  • @MUSEstl314 boy are you the dumbass. Vitenam happened under the Democrats watch. Oh and let's not forget how Ted Kennedy was still allowed to serve after that drunken incident of his. Then of course we have a few scandals here and there. Democrats are not perfect and neither are Republicans. Death of Osama Bin Laden. As I recall George W. Bush layed down the ground work and intel to lead up to the death of Osama bin Laden so who the fuck are trying to kid?

  • @shaithis80

    Actually, the man who layed most of the work to take Osama is Clinton.

    Check some interviews regarding him, they had the intel regarding the dude.

  • @BenitoraSan good point taking it a little further back to Clinton.

  • @BenitoraSan

    Wrong! If you tell a lie over and over again, eventually idiots will believe it. The intel that captured Osama, mainly the team that was put together to capture/kill osama, was put in place under Bush. It is known fact as even Biden himself gave praise to Bush during the 911 ceremony this past year.

  • @RckStr1253 Yes CLinton had intel to kill osama a bunch of times but failed miserably to act on it except for the one bombing that was a disaster. He passed on killing Osama who was attending a funeral because he didn't want to kill innocent, well hate to break it to you but Osama didn't hang around innocent people. Just like 911 was planned years before Bush came into office but Democrats love to lie instead of stating facts.

  • @RckStr1253

    And Bush acted on false intel to attack Iraq. Intel that he KNEW was false.

    To do what? Save Iraq? Kill Saddam?

    No, to get fucking oil.

  • @BenitoraSan

    Again wrong! THE US intelligence agency believed the intel was correct along with other nations intelligence agencies. On top of that, I know peopel who served in the first months of the war and said large convoys of Iraqi army trucks left Iraq into Syria with unknown hauls. Most people agree it was the WMD, Whether it was new ones or ones from the gassing of the Kurds, is up for debate.

  • @RckStr1253

    Also flawed is that argument in the fact we haven't gotten crap back from Iraq! We should, and make them pay up like they should be!

  • @RckStr1253

    Actually, since they never PROVED that there was WMD, shoved their middle finger towards the UN in regards to wanting to starting this war and almost destroyed the alliance between the US and the rest of Europe, I'd say the Iraqi war is the worst war the US have EVER gone into since Vietnam.

    Bush administration damn near destroyed any chance for the US to keep their allies with a War that was and still is considered to be UNJUSTIFIED.

  • @BenitoraSan

    They didn't have to prove there was WMD. Sadaam used them on his own people a few times and the Iranians. He also was a loose cannon that would use them without thinking of any consequences. With that said, I still didn't agree with the war to begin with.

    As for Allies, who needs them? The majority of so called Allies have done nothing for us. If anything the UN should be abolished. The US funds 75% of it so how is it a fair alliance anyway.

  • @RckStr1253

    Of all the nations, I would only consider Britain, Australia, Germany, Norway, and the Dutch as Allies. The rest can learn to fend for themselves.

  • @RckStr1253

    A: I live in Norway. You have had CIA agents spying in our country. I do not approve.

    B: Without allies, without trading partners, the US will crash and be split into a civil war that will tear the great nation into many.

    C: They ignored the fact that the UN had checked the country several times over, and even today, the only trace of WMD's found are those from 1991, which is today considered useless.

    D: My Government do not tell me anything. 1st place free media ftw.

  • @BenitoraSan jeg ved hvordan du har det..(dansk bror)

  • @RckStr1253 Mustered gas is not a WMD

  • @RckStr1253

    There never was any GOOD intelligence regarding the WMD. The US Government made the whole shit up, because even after ALL the inspections the UN did BEFORE you invaded, a whole 7 times if my memory serves me well, there was never any indication of any WMD PRODUCTION in the country.

    USA have had far to much freedom to start wars wherever the fuck you want, and if Rick fucking Santorum or whatever his last name is becomes President, welcome a new war in IRAN.

  • @RckStr1253

    He had intel you say, he knew where he was, he knew that he was hanging around bad people, the dude had yet not done anything that could be called Terrorism against America, so Clinton had the work done, but he did not act on it...

    So in short, Clinton did the work, Bush attempted to act on it?

    The Bush administration did do some work for it, but the administration that managed to take him down was the Obama one.

    Big fucking whoop.

  • @BenitoraSan

    Again False! Bin Laden had orchestrated many terrorists attacks that killed innocent Americans while Clinton was in office, so he sure did have a reason to act on any intel he had. Example would be World Trade Center bombing. Unfortunately for the American people Clinton was too busy getting head in the oval office with his intern.

  • @MUSEstl314 oh yeah and massive overspending and mismanagement under the Obama admin and a bad healthcare reform bill which seemed to favor insurance companies and not the American people. Manadatory healthcare? Yeah try telling that to people that are out of work and just scraping by. Fuck both parties and NOBAMA 2012.

  • free trade with asia, desegregation, the end of the cold war,  Home land security. The death of Sadam, halving al queda in the middle east. How many land slides have republicans had? Btw the recession in bush's time in office started in 2002. when he uped the war funds and didnt have any money from clintons spending.

  • @MUSEstl314 Before 1930's Signing of the constitution (technically federalists which become modern republican) creation of nay/air force, Freedom of the slaves, preservation of the union, manifest destiny, non violent compromise with native americans. And back in 1802 the first federal bank/ national treasury founded by John Adams Another federalist... again modern republican

  • NDAA. Oooh, Obama is so great ;-)

  • "JibJab:" We're disgusting shitheads, and we want YOU to be a part of it! :D

  • thumbs up if 1:30 is actualy happening

  • @bullseye887 I was gonna say, he has done NONE of these things except putting more debt on America and taking our rights away. How can anyone not be ashamed of voting for him so glad I didn't.

  • @Pianomantodd1 Bush made the debt with the war, nobody could have solved the problems during a worldwide economic cricis.

  • @Kebelgium You can't spell crisis. Why would anyone in their right mind want to listen to the things your parents force you to believe? If you can't spell crisis, you are not old enough to understand politics or even remotely how they run. You honestly think it is 100% Bush's fault, when Obama has been adding to our debt throughout his entire "reign". Sure Bush is an idiot, but I would rather have an idiot making mistakes than a greedy guy voting based on lobby payouts.

  • @Pianomantodd1 I speak 4 languages, so? English is my third language and maybe you didn't know but I am not from the USA, and why are you acting like a grammar nazi? Just keep living in your fantasy. I don't care.

  • @Kebelgium Ok, so because you don't live in the USA.... You know exactly how our politics work. And know what our presidents have done / not done, and have done research? Ok. Take your ignorance elsewhere.

  • @Pianomantodd1 Interesting fact, I am an adult an I have studied economics, so before you make yourself further illusions, don't start a discusion about economics.

  • @Kebelgium Yeah, obviously a little kid. Good day.

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  • Shut up and laugh

  • you know sh**s goin down when the top two comments are both replies...

  • I can't tell if they are making fun of our president, or cheering him on. Because Obama didn't do half of what was mentioned.

  • @MsMirandaXoxo It was made fairly early in his term, so it was meant to say "This is what you promised, no how are you gonna do it?"

  • haha finally someone making fun of a democrat :D hey, you may not like him, but you gotta respect him cause he's our president :))

  • America Fur Den Sieg

  • Holy Crap, I think he actually did most of these things.

  • I love watching this and the "songify this-charley sheen" thing

  • Obamas funny dance

  • press 3 for KA-CHA!!!

  • I hate obama. He came to my high school and I refused to shake his hand. like 90% didn't shake his hand or even look at him

  • Bad or not this is funny

  • ROFL

  • U mean destroy the USA! & that part where it says Obama will shred the deficit lmfao are you kidding me he has doubled that and planning on tripling our national debt drowning our kids in debt making the dollar week, no leadership which = dysfunctional congress! Good presidents like Clinton and Reagan both worked with parties on the other side and between them both created over 40 million new private sector jobs! Obama has only grown government and has failed to create even 1 private sector job!

  • @Chazbretroberts Reagan was the single worst thing that ever happened to the USA. Read a book.

  • @charlottesetsu While we were all enjoying are new year Obama signed a law that allows the government to TORTURE AMERICAN CITIZENS! This is outrageous! He is a sicko who deserves the death penalty I have lost my respect for the office of the presidency it would take someone like Ronald Reagan to bring back that respect the office once had! Obama does not want to torture terrorists but has the balls to torture American Citizens! Obama is the worst president in history I could go on and on

  • @Chazbretroberts uhm its not torture...Its just detention without definite time or no reason. It's not torture though so let's not blow things out of proportion. Yes, It's horrible, The NDAA is not a device to torture the american citizens.

  • @DrCaptainFalcon And you agree with that? Your insane iif you do. Obama is the worst president in history he said he would cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term not only has he not done that but he nearly doubled planning on tripling our debt putting it on our kids and grandchildren. He has added more troops and started more wars just like Bush but worse.

  • @DrCaptainFalcon He has had more corruption threw fast and furious and giving hundreds of billions to green energy that has gone under! I can go on if you want I have movesI can send you to if you want proving that I'm right and Obama is a total hypocrite! You do not need to hear it from me hear it from Obama I'll be more than happy to send those videos over to you about his hypocritical change!

  • @Chazbretroberts Look all i said was that the NDAA is not an act to torture Americans. I said nothing for my support for him, i do not know what he has done as a president cause i am in highschool, and quite frankly don't care what he has done or what claims he has made. Cool your tits bro.

  • @Chazbretroberts I agree with you about 99%. The only thing that has me confused is saying both Reagan and Clinton were good presidents. They were at opposite ends of the spectrum. Can you clarify please?

  • @BuckWilliams17 Reagan was, clinton wasn't

  • @Idroppedmypencil99 Thank you for clearing that up. I agree 100% now.

  • VERMIN SUPREME FOR PRESIDENT!

  • I could never tell if this video made fun of him or supported him?

  • @Xalzel It wasn't really doing either; however, it seemed as though they were scoffing at the fact that he said he could do most of the things listed in the video during his term as president with the line, "so just snap your fingers and fix the USA."

  • @Xalzel Its a satire. It pretends to raise him but its so outrageous that its mocking him.

  • After the war is over in Iraq perry wants to go back

  • it's funny beacuse i really don't want religion running my country. anyone who believes that we at any point in time, walked with the dinosaurs, should NEVER EVER EVER be given launch keys.

  • Lol it's so funny because he did none of these things.

  • GO OBAMA!!!

  • That monkey you call a superhero signed a bill allowing the government to arrest citizens for no plausible reason and detain them without bail. That's why I'm voting Republican.

  • Go Republicans!

  • 1:43 He actually can't go to space seeing as he systematically dismantled NASA

  • @Idroppedmypencil99 This coming from a guy who thinks everything the news tells him about politics is true.

  • @jaaronhart Im a girl you bich, and now you're just making stuff up. When have i ever said "I believe everything the news tells me is true?" Never. Do you even watch the news? So again why don't you just shut up if you don't know shit about what you're talking about.

  • ((WARNING)) On 12-31-11 obama signed the NDAA bill.

    The NDAA law will allow the pres to declare MARTIAL LAW.

    It allows for the military to "indefinately detain" American citizens without trial or charges.

    WTF!

    This idiot is clearly a lying piece of shit socialist and since he signed the NDAA, it's clear that he cares NOTHING about our Constitution and Bill of Rights.

    No more posse comitatus or habeus corpus. Vote this socialist scumbag out!!

    Thumbs this up so more ppl see it!

  • @NoMAIG Fuck. You.

  • @t3h0o8er5pAzZ That's exactly what I say to barack hussein obummer for signing the NDAA bill. He's a worthless lying piece of shit and people will remember him as the WORST pres in US history for signing the NDAA. Martial law sound good to you? Military on our streets sound good to you? "Indefinate Detention" of American citizens sound good to you? Fuck obummer and the NDAA.

  • @NoMAIG I think you're being way too exaggerated... on all points stated...

  • @Kalashboy762 What? Did obama not sign the NDAA on New Year's Eve 2011? Does the NDAA not allow for martial law in America? Does it not allow for "indefinate detention" of American citizens without trial or charges for merely being "suspected" of being a terrorist? Now, one of your enemies can call Homeland Security and say you are a terrorist and one day, the military snatches you up and you vanish. Sounds great dont it? Look up NDAA S. 1867

  • @NoMAIG We move to a point where mere suspicion does not qualify. Look at the NSA. Hundreds of satelites peering down every second of the day and thousands of tlephone and internet sweeps. You are just crazy. I did look up NDAA btw and I know about martial law. This is no the Soviet Union. There has to be ample evidence of conviction. Unless you never heard of NSA...

  • @Kalashboy762 Justify and rationalize it all you want, but, the fact remains that the NDAA and obama are UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Does not the powers that be already abuse their power. Do you not think they will abuse the NDAA's powers?

  • @NoMAIG I don't see which amendment is being in contest.

  • @NoMAIG familiarize yourself with your bill of rights namely within the first 10 amendments. Take the 5th against selm incrimination and invoke your rights against unreasonable search and seizure without a warrant.

  • Is part 1:13 REAL

  • 1:50

    Did anyone notice it said

    CUZ YOU'RE BARACK OBAMA!!!

    It said CUZ When it was seppost to be Cause Lol

  • Well he still was the present to get osama bin ladin you have to give him credit for that

  • @kiraofthewasteland and when america left iraq

  • @kiraofthewasteland Obama didn't get Osama, our SEALS did.

  • why can't i stop watching this

  • I argue with strangers on a comedy video about politics in my free time too

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  • Boy, was HE a disappointment!

  • buahahhaahha

  • the singer sounds like Captain Hero from drawn Together...

  • I don't know exactly how your system works but I don't see a republican candidate that has a chance to win against Obama

  • @Wonginism If you don't know how our electoral system works how in the world do you think you would be able to spot a candidate that has a chance of winning?

  • @Idroppedmypencil99 I don't need to know how your candidacy system works to be able to see if a candidate is good or not. I don't know if anther democrat candidate can run or not so I can't make judgement on Obama being president for another term. I can say that from what I see and hear there are no strong republican contenders that I believe could beat Obama in the election

  • @Wonginism yea, you kinda do

  • Funny

  • Little did we know that B.O. was the Axis of Evil's greatest asset.

  • @Hardwyre White Somali pirates? WTF

  • @Hardwyre please according to these people anyone who famouse is somehow evil

  • And cuz nobodies said it unimploment us dropping

  • haha im not sure if this is supposed to me insulting or praising toward the antichrist (obama)

  • @Idroppedmypencil99 If he's the Antichrist, he's done a pretty crappy job of it. You'd think the Antichrist would want an approval rating higher than 49% if he's going to get the world to worship him.

  • @drumlip Eh haha true, but he didn't start out that way did he? Either way, bottom line is that he is a complete socialist and he's destroying the free market & free world

  • @Idroppedmypencil99 how is he destroying the free world ? he does not run it the only connection he had to my country was he somehow discovered he had desendents here and when he made a state visit

  • @knightofjustic I gee i don't know, how bout his socialist agenda? how about all the laws he's tried to pass that make it impossible for small business to create jobs? try watching the news once in a while

  • @Idroppedmypencil99 im from ireland i have no interest in ur news im not even sure why we show the final for who to become president

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  • @Idroppedmypencil99 No proof....all I see is your worthless baseless opinion. U still bias bro?

  • @jaaronhart Watch the news once in a while bitch

  • @Idroppedmypencil99 Lol you proabably watch fox news for your research. Instead on relying on the word of others, research and get your own information. U still mad AND bias bro?

  • @jaaronhart No. I do plenty of research and get my facts from multiple places, one of those places being my father, an entrepreneur, and for whom Obama is making it extremely difficult to actually want or be able to hire new employees through all the anti-small business regulations and laws he has passed. You cannot possibly argue with a fact as first hand and basic as that.