Opie & Anthony: Heather Mills Had a Miscarriage

[WillyWobSk8in]

lol that karma faggot

[Redbob86]

I am the fetus. Boo hoo hoo hoo!

Strawberry children forever.

I know you, you know me, but I never got to name this fetus that fell out of me.

[6nba]

where off to see the doctor and then we'll hemorage some more

[6nba]

doctor doctor give me the news i gotta bad case of miscarriage

[jaymuhumuza]

Well, I'm going to hell...

[BBNick76]

"What would you do, if i miscarried you?

Woulda stand up and fall out of me"

[RobdaVegasMailman]

Say what you want about Yoko...she'll always have a leg up on Heather

[mitchweber]

Bluekid silent in the dead of night...

[illusionart]

"A Life in a Day"

[illusionart]

You have no son, little darling

[jdo123scrubs]

So harsh, but so fucking funny at the same time....

anyway surprised they didn't say "Eight days too soon" or "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed to go away"

[Da55Moose]

I couldn't laugh at this it just made me feel sick. O&A have never done that to me before............

[jimmybrite]

@Da55Moose To me it's funny because Heather is a Succubus.

[greatgig412]

Die baby die... maxwell's silver coat hanger

[ShantyIrishman]

fuck the beatles

[shedgen0]

Wrong... Fucking funny...but wrong

[kamtiniyes]

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

But at least O&A'll be down there with me.

[paradoarify]

I feel sick. Maybe I have a conscience. No I ate too much candy.

[boothesquirrel]

i love the people who try to act all moral and then they wish horrible things on you, or even worse other innocent people just for knowing you

[DoubleAgentMaki]

@boothesquirrel That's because they're no better than us who are laughing at this audio.

[Andros1921]

I saw her lying there, Roll over Baby, There won't be a second time, When I get home, I'll clear the nursery, She won't be back, Baby's in Red, Everybody's trying to save my baby, Every Little thing(Is on the floor), When I can't see a face, Drive my car(To the Hospital), Here,There and Everywhere, is where the remains were found, Actual lyrics(She said "I know what it's like to be dead I know what it is to be sad" And she's making me feel like I've never been born),

[AUSROTTENY2K]

LOL, at the song titles XD the Yesterday one and Hello XD

[Hodgey1989]

This is sick and disgusting laughing at this is shameful and if you did your definetly going to hell.

But hey i cant wait to meet Hitler when i end up down there then.

[RVT316]

Martha, my smear won't you fall into my toilet please? Fall out of me...

[divisioneight]

Someone ring the "inappropriate bell".

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-­ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

[bostonredsox49]

My Abs will not stop cringing, this vid is now my Diet Plan.

[ty970]

wait I got one more..."Carry that dead weight" LMFAO!

[ty970]

"When I'm less than a month old" or how about "Help! I need a coat hanger Help!"

[symbal777]

all the dead air in between makes this bit

[sportangelo]

Anthony is on fire in this one

[hollywoodwerewolf]

those guys are awful....ly funny

[ludachris0119]

I heard the news today, oh boy. The English singer had just lost a son.

[frinkmhey]

And in the end your cunt will break and spill out a bloody steak.

[useyouforfood]

It's funny how Jim and Ant take that moment at first as if to say "should we cross the line?...yeah let's cross the line"

[TheKerrang86]

lucy in the toilet, covered in blood

[MeneerTiki]

Drop of bloody custard dripping down a one-legged dawg.

[MeneerTiki]

I would have named it John.

[Egilkassin]

help! my cunt is bleeding help this baby wont be feeding help!looks like its just stoped breathing heeeeEEeeEeelp :P

[BJZnRPZ]

anthony and jimmy love miscarriage jokes. lol

[nsewx]

@BJZnRPZ who doesn't, oh wait hoohoo howie had one.

[mat4mckay]

One of the funniest bits ever!

[bpandyjensen]

"There goes my son do-do-do-do..."

[ACE7Drew]

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, WHEN I'M A BLOODY LUMP ON THE FLOOR!

[sman78spider]

this never stops being funny

[Takerkid14]

Something in the way she bleeds, makes me look for another mother.

Dead Mr. Fetus lies on the ground, doesn't make a sound, just to be thrown out.

Get back, get back, get back to your original weight.

I've got to admit she's getting thinner, getting thinner all the time.

[BumCake3000]

black placenta dripping in the dead of night

[Takerkid14]

And in the end, the weight that you gain, is equal to the weight you lose.

[frinkmhey]

Die Baby Die.

[ludachris0119]

I look at all the lonely cribs.

[KlaxTheUnholy]

See the thing I like about stories like this, is thinking about the despair the (ex-potential?) mother must feel having lost her child. Sitting in a dark room crying while holding her stomach and hoping for a kick or tremble that will never come. Because the life that she had created within her died, and was passed like a hot spicy shit log before it even had a chance to develop fully...God, I get half hard just thinking about it. O & A rock, and Jimmy is my lord and savior. Praise his name.

[Andros1921]

If you fell(Down a flight of stairs)

Everyone's trying to replace my baby

You're going to lose that girl(actual song)

It's only sleeping

Lucy on the floor with placenta(I'm going to hell)

Not all together now

I want you(she's so light)

I'm definitely going to hell

[thwrldsgr8st]

A+ sir

[MrTim223]

Ugh, Matt the karma douche at 3:48. Why do these humorless idiots even bother to call?

[joelvanrockstar]

god....i am going to hell for laughing as hard as i am right now.....

[Focusyn]

dude i'm trying to eat meatloaf here...

[bhlaab]

elanor rigby picks up the blob where her baby has been

[omgwtfgtfonoob]

lol gay

[livardo]

lmao, you guys are awful.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Thanks ;)

[MikeTFP]

Imagine all the bleeding.... out of that woman's cunt.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

She's a womb bleeder, shes a womb bleeder, Watch her womb bleed, all day long

[ajr4888]

You may say I'm a griever

But I'm not the only one

I hope some day you'll join us

When you womb begins to run

Holy shit......I shouldn't have added to that haha

[LK600]

@ajr4888 perfect job!

[ToruKun1]

"My kid looks like a lumpy, red submarine!" XDD

[JeremyRodriguez06]

haha sergeant peppers broken hearts club band. haha jimmy rules

[Nicodemus3108]

ROFLMAO XD

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

To the tune of the wheels on the bus!

The fetus drops out the legs and goes

squish squish squish!

squish squish squish!

squish squish squish!

The fetus drops out the legs and goes

squish squish squish!

But you can sell it for stem cell research!

Speaking of that, I think now that stem cell is legal, think of the money you can make bangin broads and havin them drop the lil disfigured thing on a mat and sell it for a pretty penny.

A reason to have abortions! yay!

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Help! I lost my fetus!

Help!

Can you find my fetus?

Help!

I can't find that fetus!

Heeelp!!

[Bandito8487]

Holy shit that's funny man!

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Squishy dead fetus' for everyone!

She's likes to Boo hoo hoo! lol aw jimmy, thats why i love ya, in the way an uncle loves little children ;)

[Ariben00]

the way uncle paul loves children?

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

He's an inspiration to creepy uncles everywhere :)

[Biff1234569]

This is abusive bullshit. I hate men like Opi and Anthony.

[ThriceAsLong]

Why listen, stupid?

[TomMSTie]

Exactly.

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Oh, grow a sense of humor.

[MoPapparani]

SHE WAS A WOOOOOOMB SLIPPER!

[jonathansmith1111]

damnit

[jonathansmith1111]

i've just paused it at 0.06

i just want to say, i am making a wild guess that a sound of a crowd laughing will be played

i will now unpause it

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Youre gonna lose that girl!

[Takerkid14]

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Nursery!

[ericdxx]

Good stuff. Jimmy sounds like he's having a miscarriage on air.

[croscoe85]

Help! I need a mop. Not just any mop. Also a plasic biohazard waste bag. Heeeelllllp!

[hunghunk2006]

Hughezy, its a shame your mothers pregnancy with you didnt suffer the same fate as the Lumpy Red Submarine ...... you preaching zero. AIDS is in your future I pray.

[Mulatteaux]

this is fucking amazing

[hunghunk2006]

Agreed!

[Hughezy]

what the fuck is wrong with these guys? they're making jokes about a dead baby? you know, being outrageous doesn't mean that it's gonna be funny, these guys are fucking dickheads.

[DickRchrds]

shut up

[hunghunk2006]

then WHY would you listen to it?!? Its CRINGE HUMOR you idiot.....if you dont like it DONT LISTEN TO IT and why bother commenting on it? Nobody gives a fuck what you think of it! I hope your first born is retarded you silly goose.

[TxBoarHunter]

Or a still born!  Don't forget thos good eggs

[deinse81]

It's not a dead baby, dickhead, it's a miscarriage. Big difference.

A dead baby joke would be about the Clapton kid [search "Sarah Silverman Clapton" and click the first result for a great one], or little Adam Walsh's head.

[Bgoff27]

Dead Fetus...HILARIOUS...go die an AIDS related death "hughezy"

[MoPapparani]

...and you're a fucking idiot if you think Heather Mills doesn't deserve to be treated anything less than like this...she had a miscarriage, GOOD!