No. Yahweh, or God in simpler terms, mademan. I understand the movement of FSM , I just hope people actually don't believe it because that's not was intended by it.
@Acepatriot1 I think you'll find that FSM is no more made up than any other religion and it deserves the same respect, more so since it's a new religion.
Again, instead of providing any proof or reason as to why Pastafarianism is "NOT a real established religion", you just go on insulting me with no rhyme or reason behind it.
If you weren't being a stereotypical fundamentalist that doesn't want to argue about why a religion is "established", I would show sympathy towards you.
But no, you continue to call me a "tool", and continue to insult my religion.
Pastafarianism is just as much a religion as any other.
Beware nonbelivers, for in Pastafarian hell, you shall not drink but stale beer. In Pastafarian hell, the stripper factory produce not but diseased strippers. In Pastafarian hell you will be absense from his noodley embrace.
Convert now or fall forever. You will know that he loves us all, for did he not boil for our sins and holds us to the Earth so that we do not fly away? I too was once blind but now have felt his noodley appendage. R'amen!
I deny the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If there was an unforgivable sin against this "food god", I'd do it and see if I'm in hell when I die or not! this religion sounds like something a fat ass 10 year old made up because he loves spaghetti a little too much. Actually, a lot.
Simply a poor attempt by an agnostic/atheist to try and eliminate Abrahamic beliefs. Everyone knows you're joking, but in all seriousness, this can be proved wrong by NDE's. It's really simple. Look up all near death experiences, that happened to a person of any religion. After, they were all Christian, explain that. And no, when a brain releases DMT's, they do not recreate images, they simply replay parts of your life, and half of all NDE's have been shown to have completely new images. LEARN!
@iPlayPlus Every person with a near death experience I talked to mentioned holy balls out of meat. They didn't speak of a replay of life. It was more a Slomo of a replay of the Maradona Hand of god goal in an infinite loop. They were quite pleased to wake up.
Also, I am not quite sure, maybe you can shed light on it. Do DMT's have a noodly form? If so, that would explain everything. BELIEVE!
@lenzorg Now, you're just being ridiculous. I don't even care what religion you are, but if you're atheist, then you have proven yourself wrong just by existing.
@iPlayPlus Please explain: I had a NDE about 16 years ago I was free rock climbing and I slipped and fell 15 feet and hit my head. I can remember it as clear as if it were today.. a really long noodle like thing stretched out and touched my head and I could like.. hear his thoughts, and I saw heaven. it was exactly like we're told.. strippers and beer. when I woke up in the hospital, I knew that it was exactly 3 days later because He told me in heaven. EXPLAIN??. 15 people will verify this
@iPlayPlus Be respectful! He boiled for our sins so we could go to a heaven where beer mountains are bountiful and there are hooker factories everywhere! I hope he soon touches you with his noodley appendage
@iPlayPlus Try to imagine a scene from a book. Behold! You have just imagined something you've never seen before! Thankyou for using: logic! A solution to most of your needs.
@SuperThatGame Yes, actually. It can. Spaghetti is man made, therefor meaning that without man existing first, it could not have existed. therefor proving it wrong.
@iPlayPlus Yahweh is also man made therefore meaning that without man existing first yahweh could not have existed therefore proving it wrong. dumbass.
@iPlayPlus THe flying spaghetti monster is real! How dare you deny my religion you ignorant fool! Look at the trees around us, u dont think evolution just did it thats because the Gospel of the Spaghetti monster states that his noodly appendage created the world. Time to wake up
@iPlayPlus Where did you learn that people from all religions become Christian after an NDE? Can you cite any evidence of this? I try not to be rude usually, but you seem to be talking out of your ass. NDEs are common in all religious beliefs, and they usually stay part of the same religion afterwards. There may be some examples of religionless people in a christian culture becoming a christian afterwards, or a much more serious christian. But what you are saying is just wrong.
@iPlayPlus really nde's? if a person that had grown up without any knowledge of any religions, his NDE would not be in any way "god related." There was a video on how your religious life influneces what you see in your NDE.
In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen
Keep spouting drivel, it evidence my contention that you base ur arguments on empty bald assertions and logical inconsistencies. Tactitus and pliny are Roman historians that researched events thoroughly before recording them as true. Tactitus recounts the existence of Jesus but attributes his miracles to works of magic. But he does not/cannot deny them.
@j919or You've used the word drivel three times so far, I think it's your favorite word. Asking for hard evidence that can't be denied by historians that Jesus had super powers is not a logical inconsistencies. TACITUS, Mr. Drivel, only proves that Jesus EXISTED, but does not mention him casting magical spells to cure blindness or make people walk OR SUMMONING THE DEAD LIKE YOU'RE CLAIMING IT DID. It mentions your "true religion" as "most mischievous superstition." Feel free to explain.
@j919or Or wait, is this the whole "DEROGATORY TERMS CREATE VERACITY" bullshit you're pulling. Let's play a new game. I'm going to compare you to your "logical pointman" Tacitus. You are right now documenting my religion as "drivel, moronic, etc." Tacitus called your religion "a most mischievous superstition" and "evil." You are Pastafarians Tacitus, sir. And if that is how you verify your God, then through YOUR logic, I have verified ours. Fucking owned. Match. Me = 9001 You = FAIL
@j919or Also very good game sir! You are a troll worthy of adversary status! I haven't laughed this much, nor had so much fun replying to youtube comments until I met you!
Roman historiians and Jewish commentaries report on the miracles of Jesus and they do so in a derogatory manner which adds more weight to their veracity.
@j919or Links? PICTURES OF THESE HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS? You keep referencing them but you don't SHOW THEM. Probably because they don't exist outside of the bible. Also how does Derogatory mannerisms "add more weight to their veracity?" You've been pretty derogatory towards me, so I guess that adds more veracity to MY claims by your logic... Thanks for saying I'm right!
Yeah youre digging your hole deeper. The gospels are considered historic evidence bc they included verifiable detailed facts and were written early enough to be authentic. No ancient history of that era is as solid as the gospels. But dude, be real you like sin and dont want a God /creator intruding into your life. Ie you want hell.
PS. The FSM is a stupid idea by stupid atheists that know nothing. U r dumb for embracing it. I love to shread this drivel.
@j919or Historic evidence? By who? Other Christians? Likely. Show me a scientific study of your claims, because you STILL have yet to do this. I abhor sin, hence why I abhor you and your slander against the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster.
P.S. - The FSM isn't stupid because he teaches you proper grammar and shows you how to actually SHRED things versus SHREADING things, whatever the hell that means.
@j919or The more info I give you, the less tolerable your stale beer and strippers with venereal diseases will be after you reject His Noodleyness and his avatar George Washington!
Well divine intervention is mistakable whereas a miracle is a clear supernatural event. Like a lame man who has been lame for years gets up and walks about or Lazarus raised and blind people given their sight and Jesus himself rose and appeared to many with the heavily guarded tomb publically visible and then empty and yet unexplained.
@j919or Right, or how Washington walked across the Delaware! How are my miracles any less "real" or "miraculous" than yours? You have no historical documents outside of your RELIGIOUS BOOK that can attest to the wondrous things you describe, and I have nothing outside of my religious context to prove Washington walked across the Delaware. Outside of the figureheads we choose to worship as a TRUE GOD, what are the differences? See what I'm doing here yet?
Certainly the Amercians won the war and it was divine interaction but nevertheless that was not a miracle. Divine intervention is not necessarily miraculous.
How dare you call, His Noodliness a mockery? Our god has bigger balls than your god! Not to mention many, many noodly appendages! Where do you think your god's homophobia came from?
"I'm sure you'll find that jesus had no originality to his story. ;)"
Any simliarities either are forced or came subsequently. I dare you to give me your best similiarity and debate until your mockery is crushed and u limp away in disgrace....it wont take long. (its called tough love)
@j919or Lulz how about we play this game instead? We'll play "person who is insecure about the lack of huge balls in their beliefs decides to crash other people's party to validate their own flimsy rationale before realizing this is exactly what Pastafarians want?" (It's called Crippling Irony)
You make the fallacy of false analogy. Jesus cant be comapred to Mythra...Hercules etc. Those were not historical figures written of in historical literature. ANd neither is the FSM a historical figure, that is why I asked yall where is the teaching on this FSM. Your joke breaks down and it is shown to be merely another lame attempt to mock the truth.
@j919or Ok, so by your logic, I'm going to say that George Washington, a well documented and fairly recent historical figure by most standards, actually WALKED across the Delaware and that any and all accounts stating he sailed it are lame attempts to mock the truth of his divinity. Jesus' supernatural endeavors were told word of mouth and have no solid documentation outside of your religion's holy book. Why call anyone else's beliefs "jokes" or "lame?" Ours has pirates and strippers!
@PirateLordRogan""""" by your logic, I'm going to say that George Washington"""
1. Goerge W is a historical figure but there are no accounts of him walking in water. So u commit the fallacy of false analogy
2. Jesus' miracles were done in public and reported by Roman and Jewish enemies alike. The gospels bear all the qualifying marks of historical literature,
3. You are going to hell. Youve been warned. You are wretchedly evil and totally deserve it.
1. The Bible is the only account of Jesus walking on water. I'm claiming my religion of the REAL LORD AND SAVIOR Washington has scriptures in which he walks the Delaware. It's actually a very solid analogy to your "historical claims" crap.
2. Really? Show me the historical documents of him doing magic that even the most skeptical unbiased educated historian can attest to being accurate and not from your holy scripture.
3. Someone's gotta tend to the throne. See you there!
@PirateLordRogan """Washington has scriptures in which he walks the Delaware. ""
1. Were those scriptures written and circulated within the lifetimes of the eyewitnesses?
2. Did Washington walk on water in public?
3. Walking on water cannot be confirmed historically bc it was not done in public so the point is moot. There are many other miracles that Jesus did in public and those are sufficient to proclaim that he was the manifestation of almighty God.
@j919or Again, you only need one set of quotation marks.
1. Yes they were.
2. Clearly he did, how else would we know?
3. So from false analogy to moot point? You really suck at this concept called debating, but that's probably why I'm laughing at you. Keep in mind, Washington DID lead a brand new nation to defeat the most powerful country in THE WORLD; an act not only MIRACULOUS, but left a lasting effect on world power and politics that's VERY WELL DOCUMENTED IN HISTORY. He's God, duh.
@PirateLordRogan On Christmas Day, the weather was so bad that Colonel Johann RaIl, commander of the Hessian forces at Trenton, decided to cease the patrols that had been a regular routine. Had it not been for the miserable weather, the American attack would have been discovered, and without the element of surprise, would have failed.
@j919or I just said Washington was truly God. Clearly he used his God powers to manipulate the weather for a tactical advantage. You're only proving me right with your copy/paste from Wikipedia. Also how do you dictate and distinguish between "divine intervention" and "sheer dumb luck?" Does God sign his work frequently or something? Oh right, he does! His signature reads "George Washington!"
What a lot of morons are these atheists! Flying spaghetti monster? There is no teaching that God is called that...,anywhere! Yeah there are several teacdhings about God but only one God. Test them all and u will see that Jesus' teaching about God trumps them all. Tell us all you wise atheists, where did u first learn that God was called that and that there is any teaching about the FSM?
@j919or "What a lot of morons are these atheists" ? Proves just how uneducated you christians' really are. FSM is an exaggeration of one of MANY divine beings that have been created throughout history by man INCLUDING your jesus christ. Mythra,Krishna, Dionysus, Hercules and many more. Look them up, I'm sure you'll find that jesus had no originality to his story. ;)
the wager isn't over until it is all played out,you know until the fat lady sings,you are so sure of yourself about all this that you are gambling with you very soul and rolling the dice that I'm wrong and you are right but you can't see behind the door or the curtain ? what behind door number 2 people?
"and we shall all worship him, thy great spaghetti monster, and be rewarded with some form of intelligence and a good sense of humor" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN
@pogsx69x Very clever but you dont fool me - you have revealed yourselves for what you truely are - a Ramen worshiper! Your sect (your faction) is revealed with a little research... "Ramen" into google or Wikipedia. We agree on noodliness but who is the real noodle... Ramen is false - the true noodle is Spaghetti of water and flour which sprang forth from Italy; not the yellow Ramen of the far East and Orient... repent your false and unorthodox noodle - let us all stand united under one noodle.
@pogsx69x Very clever but you dont fool me - you have revealed yourself for what you truely are - a Ramen worshiper! Your sect (your faction) is revealed with a little research... "Ramen" into google or Wikipedia. We agree on noodliness but who is the real noodle... Ramen is false - the true noodle is Spaghetti of water and flour which sprang forth from Italy; not the yellow Ramen of the far East and Orient... repent your false and unorthodox noodle - let us all stand united under one noodle.
@YouMadButISwag athiests are welcome to join us Pastafarians. visit venganza.org and you will see it actually benefits athiests. and all other religions for that matter.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. R'Amen
ATHEISTS THEMSELVES ARE NOT SURE OF THEIR SPAGHETTI MONSTER! WHY? THE OTHER ONE THE COLOR IS RED...THE OTHER IS COLOR ORANGE AND THIS ONE IS YELLOW... IS THIS THE IQ OF DAWKINS? EVEN THE COLORS ARE DIFFERENT... NO LOGIC, NO SENSE BUT HAS ONE AND THAT IS FANTASY! I PREFER TO A PREACHER HAS LOGIC AND SENSE LIKE BRO ELI SORIANO...
@ilovetruth777 LISTEN TO ME 'CAUSE I TALK IN ALLCAPS!!!!!! Do us all a favor and unlock your caps lock key please. It doesn't make you sound any more important.
@ilovetruth777 You love truth?! LMFAO, there's a misnomer if there ever was one! The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Meatballs Be Upon Him) reveals Himself in many ways, He is not stagnant, His colors change. To be touched by His tendrily noodles of goodness is truly to be touched by the Divine! Besides, our Heaven has a Beer Volcano, we win!
@ilovetruth777 Morons. Atheists do not worship the Spaghetti Monster. The whole thing is SARCASTIC. The FSM is a SATIRE. Do you even know what SATIRE means?? Jeez! And who is that Eli Soriano? A Cult Leader who Wikipedia says is a RAPIST who fled from the Philippines!! And he raped a man! Gross!!!
@02200907 Why what did you expect? A Spaghetti Monster in RED? LOL! Spaghetti is NOT a SAUCE! Spaghetti belongs to the Pasta family of all kinds like Fettucine, Ravioli, Penne, etc. CARBONARA on the other hand - is a SAUCE. So don't expect the Monster to be Red because Spaghetti is a Colorless PASTA and is NOT a SAUCE! Jeez! From what country are you? Idiots.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a cartoon. It doesn't breath oxygen into it's brain to create conscious existence. I don't see how it could possibly blaspeme a Holy Spirit it never had to begin with.The Holy Spirit is the breath of life existing within you. If you really wants to blaspheme the Holy Spirit go kill yourself. That'll fix it, you bet!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
@davidls11 If you want to insult, spend more time insulting and less time waiting for the damned short bus. Does that make sense to you? To quote Dr. Cox: , help me to help you. You get what you deserve, roach. Youve tried harder at eating chips than you did at making this thread. , and in the process of telling you to wait I've knocked you down and left you shivering. Ref's counting, jackass, but since you can't count, he's gonna list the songs on a Britney Spears CD. Get up weakling
@davidls11 Dont start something you cant finish. You have a huge undefendable issue then. Your religion has slaughtered 250 innocent lives in 100 years alone. But hey don't blame me...blame the death culture of your belief system and the way it systematically destructs lives and erodes human rights and freedom.
@camaroontree My religion? I have no religion. I spit on religion. Mythology and superstition have no place in the modern world. It's religion that destroys lives and erodes freedom. 250 innocent lives in 100 years? There's not a religion around that isn't responsible for a hundred times more carnage than that. If you don't believe me...listen to Kermit T. Frog:
@davidls11 Atheism is a religion as the supreme court ruled a long time ago, but hey dont worry youre not an atheist, youre simply a God-hating reprobate that is afraid of God. I spit on you.
@camaroontree You spit on me?! Sounds pretty judgmental if you ask me. I thought your kind wasn't supposed to do that. BTW, we're done. Jesus freaks bore me.
@davidls11 Who said I was a Christian asswipe? You sound dumber than a box of rocks.Cripes, I thought David Koresh was delusional, you dumb asses have willingly set yoursleves on fire and appear to be happy about it.
@camaroontree I think if you look back you'll see it was actually 'dstachon2002' who insulted you and not 'davidls11'.
I understand what you are trying to say in your original point. But the point of the spaghetti monster is not to represent what 'God ' is supposed to be, from the point of view of religious people; he is a representation of what god actually is - which is just a human creation, much like spaghetti and meatballs.
@tool2342 I am not adept at reading retardese but here goes 1 - This is the evolutionary formula for making a universe: Nothing + nothing = two elements + time = 92 natural elements + time = all physical laws and a completely structured universe of galaxies, systems, stars, planets, and moons orbiting in perfect balance and order. 2 - This is the evolutionary formula for making life:Dirt + water + time = living creatures.
@camaroontree The theory of evolution says nothing about the formation of the universe. that branch of science is called cosmology. Likewise, the theory of evolution says nothing about how life began. That branch of biology is abiogenesis. Evolution deals with changes in life once it is around, not how life began nor how the universe formed.
@lhvinny I find it funny how the God-Haters when shown just how ridiculous what they believe is,deny what they believe. It's funnier when they think anybody will buy this type of comment. The fact is, you'll tell us the following.."Man did not evolve from primordial sludge and evolution doesn't teach that. And no one believes that What evolution teaches is that man evolved from chemicals.Question them what those chemicals are and guess what the answer is.. Primoridal sludge in the rocks.
@camaroontree My comment simply attempted to make sure you knew which fields of science you are actually refuting. If you have a problem with a theory in science, go for it, but at least know what you don't agree with.
A primoridal sludge is one model considered for abiogenesis, yes, but it is not the only model. Miller and Urey did experiments using gases. In 2009, Dr. Jack Szostak's lab at Harvard published a model where lipids in water currents were the start.
@lhvinny " Miller and Urey did experiments using gases. In 2009, Dr. Jack Szostak's lab at Harvard published a model where lipids in water currents were the start."
Youve conveniently left out important data, Both were.dismal failures.Would you like the results?
@camaroontree If by dismal failures, you mean that they did not work out every detail of the process of going from inorganic compounds to a self-replicating cell, then yes, I agree, they still need work. However, to say that these models are completely invalid because of their inability to draw a perfect picture is equally unfair. It is similar to saying that space travel is impossible simply because Orville and Wilbur Wright started with simple gliders.
Science says (NOT I) that you have no proof for macro-evolution.You keep dreaming and hoping that your religion will one day be recognized as fact. I'll take the scientific method.
@camaroontree If by macroevolution you mean the emergence of new species, science does have examples of it. Examples include, but are not limited to: Primula kewensis, Culex pipiens, and Helacyton gartleri.
There are references to dozens of peer reviewed articles on speciation throughout public record, but one that has them in an easy to access format is at talkorigins(dot)org.
If this is not your definition of macroevolution, please correct me so that I may respond to it.
@lhvinny LMAO!!! And not a single instance evidence for macro-evolution! I swear you evolutionists cannot have gotten this stupid by yourselves. It took years and years of training and indoctrination to get this stupid. Sheesh...
@camaroontree I'm sorry that these examples did not suit your definition of "macro-evolution" and thus I make the following offer. Firstly, provide for me your definition of macro-evolution so that I can ensure we are on the same page along those lines, and secondly, provide what type of things would demonstrate or be examples of your definition. I in return will respond to the best of my ability to the demonstration criteria.
@camaroontree I have many examples of intermediates, but I foresee some of the examples I would cite to you as being claimed to only showing "micro-evolution." Are you looking for any intermediate, or should I wait for your definition of "macro-evolution," so that I can better ensure the intermediate I use fits that definition?
@camaroontree You are missing my request. Please give me your definition of macro-evolution so that I may ensure that my examples will act as evidence for that definition. Unless I know the definition you have in your mind, I cannot give examples of intermediates that fit your definition.
@lhvinny You are missing my request as well. The dirt should be littered with literally millions of intermediate fossils showing a "CLEAR" progression from rock to cell to ape to human and tell me how each successive
creature was better adapted than the last.
And refrain from co-opting genetics and labeling that as evolution.
People who believe in this are GAY
TheNightFurryRocks 1 week ago
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cycracker1 1 week ago in playlist Flying Spaghetti Monster
No. Yahweh, or God in simpler terms, mademan. I understand the movement of FSM , I just hope people actually don't believe it because that's not was intended by it.
iPlayPlus 1 week ago
I can't understand what it is saying.
9009Hayden 2 months ago
GOD -> Humans -> South Park -> Flying Spaghetti Monster
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SpiritWorldBlog 2 months ago
people do amazingly stupid things
LiberalsUtopian 2 months ago
Grrrrr.... THANKS ALOT Commenters (sarcasm)
The track isn't by Phish AT ALL, thanks for sending me on a wild goose chase!
"Also Sprach Zarathustra (2006 Space Odyssey)" by "Eumir Deodato". Is the proper title! double grrrrrrr!!! (should've checked the sidebar).
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MrLittletomdj 3 months ago
@Acepatriot1 I think you'll find that FSM is no more made up than any other religion and it deserves the same respect, more so since it's a new religion.
anonymous1312 3 months ago
@Acepatriot1
Yet Christians consider Satanism to be real, which is a parody religion of Christianity
At what point does a religion become real, from what it used to be?
Sure, it has misplaced origins, but Pastafarianism has evolved from simple parodies
It has become a worldwide religion of peace, beer, and pirates
Yet again you insult me and my religion, when we are simply spreading peace to the world
Maybe when you are older, and wiser, you will finally understand
Noodle on
Ramen.
00Kirby0 3 months ago 13
@00Kirby0 sauce be upon you
xxlazylizardxx 3 weeks ago
@Acepatriot1
Again, instead of providing any proof or reason as to why Pastafarianism is "NOT a real established religion", you just go on insulting me with no rhyme or reason behind it.
If you weren't being a stereotypical fundamentalist that doesn't want to argue about why a religion is "established", I would show sympathy towards you.
But no, you continue to call me a "tool", and continue to insult my religion.
Pastafarianism is just as much a religion as any other.
Ramen.
00Kirby0 3 months ago
@Acepatriot1
So let me get this straight, if it isn't tax free, it isn't a "real established religion"?
So whether a religion is real is whether the religion gets more money?
And not believing in said tax-free religions makes you "tremendous tools"?
I finally understand why people like you are so attracted to your "established" religions.
Tax evasion.
Again, His Noodly Appendage save you from the corruption of the antipasto.
Ramen.
00Kirby0 3 months ago
@Acepatriot1
So believing what I want to believe in, and not your established religion, means I am "very annoying and douchey"?
Do you say this same thing about Jews and Muslims? And Hindus and Buddhists?
Just because I am not a christian, does not mean I am a bad person.
Let His Noodly Appendage show you the right path.
Ramen.
00Kirby0 3 months ago
@Acepatriot1
Pastafarianism is not a parody religion, you sick axis bastard.
If you call our religion baloney, we can call yours baloney.
Works both ways doesn't it?
Blessed are those touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Ramen.
00Kirby0 3 months ago
I worship the devils hair pasta. fuck all you.
toSTONEiGO 3 months ago
Beware nonbelivers, for in Pastafarian hell, you shall not drink but stale beer. In Pastafarian hell, the stripper factory produce not but diseased strippers. In Pastafarian hell you will be absense from his noodley embrace.
Convert now or fall forever. You will know that he loves us all, for did he not boil for our sins and holds us to the Earth so that we do not fly away? I too was once blind but now have felt his noodley appendage. R'amen!
PicantePuce 3 months ago 2
MAYBE WHEN YOUR ON YOUR DEATH BED YOU CAN CALL ON THE SPAGGETTI MONster to save you.
usucksuckers 3 months ago
LAY OFF OF THE DRUGS KID,AND YOU WONT SEE ANY MORE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTERS!
usucksuckers 3 months ago
the spagetti monster has never been seen or exaimed uder a microscope as atoms and flesh has..There is no such thing as solid matter.
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youneekk 3 months ago
I deny the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If there was an unforgivable sin against this "food god", I'd do it and see if I'm in hell when I die or not! this religion sounds like something a fat ass 10 year old made up because he loves spaghetti a little too much. Actually, a lot.
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Simply a poor attempt by an agnostic/atheist to try and eliminate Abrahamic beliefs. Everyone knows you're joking, but in all seriousness, this can be proved wrong by NDE's. It's really simple. Look up all near death experiences, that happened to a person of any religion. After, they were all Christian, explain that. And no, when a brain releases DMT's, they do not recreate images, they simply replay parts of your life, and half of all NDE's have been shown to have completely new images. LEARN!
iPlayPlus 4 months ago
@iPlayPlus Every person with a near death experience I talked to mentioned holy balls out of meat. They didn't speak of a replay of life. It was more a Slomo of a replay of the Maradona Hand of god goal in an infinite loop. They were quite pleased to wake up.
Also, I am not quite sure, maybe you can shed light on it. Do DMT's have a noodly form? If so, that would explain everything. BELIEVE!
lenzorg 4 months ago 22
@lenzorg Now, you're just being ridiculous. I don't even care what religion you are, but if you're atheist, then you have proven yourself wrong just by existing.
iPlayPlus 3 months ago
@lenzorg LOLZ. U be teh master!
MrKetchup1333 1 month ago
@iPlayPlus Please explain: I had a NDE about 16 years ago I was free rock climbing and I slipped and fell 15 feet and hit my head. I can remember it as clear as if it were today.. a really long noodle like thing stretched out and touched my head and I could like.. hear his thoughts, and I saw heaven. it was exactly like we're told.. strippers and beer. when I woke up in the hospital, I knew that it was exactly 3 days later because He told me in heaven. EXPLAIN??. 15 people will verify this
Arcexey 3 months ago
@iPlayPlus Be respectful! He boiled for our sins so we could go to a heaven where beer mountains are bountiful and there are hooker factories everywhere! I hope he soon touches you with his noodley appendage
BananaTofuGaming 3 months ago
@iPlayPlus Try to imagine a scene from a book. Behold! You have just imagined something you've never seen before! Thankyou for using: logic! A solution to most of your needs.
SuperThatGame 3 months ago
@iPlayPlus Also, go ahead and disprove the flying spaghetti monster. It can't be done.
SuperThatGame 3 months ago
@SuperThatGame Yes, actually. It can. Spaghetti is man made, therefor meaning that without man existing first, it could not have existed. therefor proving it wrong.
iPlayPlus 3 months ago
@SuperThatGame Sorry for the bad spelling on "therefor". I know it's "therefore".
iPlayPlus 3 months ago
@iPlayPlus Yahweh is also man made therefore meaning that without man existing first yahweh could not have existed therefore proving it wrong. dumbass.
fckuupify 1 week ago
@iPlayPlus Your bitch ass obviously hasn't done DMT
7footballfanatic7 2 months ago
@iPlayPlus NDE's Explained
Find out why some have very similiar experiences and other have very different.
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SpiritWorldBlog 2 months ago
@iPlayPlus THe flying spaghetti monster is real! How dare you deny my religion you ignorant fool! Look at the trees around us, u dont think evolution just did it thats because the Gospel of the Spaghetti monster states that his noodly appendage created the world. Time to wake up
mysql0 2 months ago
@iPlayPlus Where did you learn that people from all religions become Christian after an NDE? Can you cite any evidence of this? I try not to be rude usually, but you seem to be talking out of your ass. NDEs are common in all religious beliefs, and they usually stay part of the same religion afterwards. There may be some examples of religionless people in a christian culture becoming a christian afterwards, or a much more serious christian. But what you are saying is just wrong.
mrpayne123 2 months ago
@iPlayPlus really nde's? if a person that had grown up without any knowledge of any religions, his NDE would not be in any way "god related." There was a video on how your religious life influneces what you see in your NDE.
TheNoNameUsername 2 months ago
In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen
sonicwingmode2 4 months ago
honestly the flying spaghetti monster scares the fuck out of me.
killertaco97 4 months ago
we got meaty balls how about you christians? Jews?
ProRsCompetitors 4 months ago
Those meatballs aren't just for show.
EthanNin0 4 months ago
i completly agree.....
Lexiposh567 5 months ago
Now those....are a couple of meaty balls!
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youneekk 5 months ago
Keep spouting drivel, it evidence my contention that you base ur arguments on empty bald assertions and logical inconsistencies. Tactitus and pliny are Roman historians that researched events thoroughly before recording them as true. Tactitus recounts the existence of Jesus but attributes his miracles to works of magic. But he does not/cannot deny them.
j919or 5 months ago
@j919or You've used the word drivel three times so far, I think it's your favorite word. Asking for hard evidence that can't be denied by historians that Jesus had super powers is not a logical inconsistencies. TACITUS, Mr. Drivel, only proves that Jesus EXISTED, but does not mention him casting magical spells to cure blindness or make people walk OR SUMMONING THE DEAD LIKE YOU'RE CLAIMING IT DID. It mentions your "true religion" as "most mischievous superstition." Feel free to explain.
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
@j919or Or wait, is this the whole "DEROGATORY TERMS CREATE VERACITY" bullshit you're pulling. Let's play a new game. I'm going to compare you to your "logical pointman" Tacitus. You are right now documenting my religion as "drivel, moronic, etc." Tacitus called your religion "a most mischievous superstition" and "evil." You are Pastafarians Tacitus, sir. And if that is how you verify your God, then through YOUR logic, I have verified ours. Fucking owned. Match. Me = 9001 You = FAIL
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
@j919or Also very good game sir! You are a troll worthy of adversary status! I haven't laughed this much, nor had so much fun replying to youtube comments until I met you!
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
Roman historiians and Jewish commentaries report on the miracles of Jesus and they do so in a derogatory manner which adds more weight to their veracity.
j919or 5 months ago
@j919or Links? PICTURES OF THESE HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS? You keep referencing them but you don't SHOW THEM. Probably because they don't exist outside of the bible. Also how does Derogatory mannerisms "add more weight to their veracity?" You've been pretty derogatory towards me, so I guess that adds more veracity to MY claims by your logic... Thanks for saying I'm right!
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
""See what I'm doing here yet?""
Yeah youre digging your hole deeper. The gospels are considered historic evidence bc they included verifiable detailed facts and were written early enough to be authentic. No ancient history of that era is as solid as the gospels. But dude, be real you like sin and dont want a God /creator intruding into your life. Ie you want hell.
PS. The FSM is a stupid idea by stupid atheists that know nothing. U r dumb for embracing it. I love to shread this drivel.
j919or 5 months ago
@j919or Historic evidence? By who? Other Christians? Likely. Show me a scientific study of your claims, because you STILL have yet to do this. I abhor sin, hence why I abhor you and your slander against the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster.
P.S. - The FSM isn't stupid because he teaches you proper grammar and shows you how to actually SHRED things versus SHREADING things, whatever the hell that means.
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
Dude the more info I give u, the less tolerable hell will be for u after you reject God against more evidence.
j919or 5 months ago
@j919or The more info I give you, the less tolerable your stale beer and strippers with venereal diseases will be after you reject His Noodleyness and his avatar George Washington!
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
Well divine intervention is mistakable whereas a miracle is a clear supernatural event. Like a lame man who has been lame for years gets up and walks about or Lazarus raised and blind people given their sight and Jesus himself rose and appeared to many with the heavily guarded tomb publically visible and then empty and yet unexplained.
j919or 5 months ago
@j919or Right, or how Washington walked across the Delaware! How are my miracles any less "real" or "miraculous" than yours? You have no historical documents outside of your RELIGIOUS BOOK that can attest to the wondrous things you describe, and I have nothing outside of my religious context to prove Washington walked across the Delaware. Outside of the figureheads we choose to worship as a TRUE GOD, what are the differences? See what I'm doing here yet?
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
Certainly the Amercians won the war and it was divine interaction but nevertheless that was not a miracle. Divine intervention is not necessarily miraculous.
j919or 5 months ago
Invoke your delicious wisdom upon us!
R'Amen!
SpelignErrir 6 months ago
How dare you call, His Noodliness a mockery? Our god has bigger balls than your god! Not to mention many, many noodly appendages! Where do you think your god's homophobia came from?
LeviathanZr6 6 months ago
Thus spake the FSM
beerathon 6 months ago
"I'm sure you'll find that jesus had no originality to his story. ;)"
Any simliarities either are forced or came subsequently. I dare you to give me your best similiarity and debate until your mockery is crushed and u limp away in disgrace....it wont take long. (its called tough love)
j919or 6 months ago
@j919or Lulz how about we play this game instead? We'll play "person who is insecure about the lack of huge balls in their beliefs decides to crash other people's party to validate their own flimsy rationale before realizing this is exactly what Pastafarians want?" (It's called Crippling Irony)
PirateLordRogan 6 months ago
You make the fallacy of false analogy. Jesus cant be comapred to Mythra...Hercules etc. Those were not historical figures written of in historical literature. ANd neither is the FSM a historical figure, that is why I asked yall where is the teaching on this FSM. Your joke breaks down and it is shown to be merely another lame attempt to mock the truth.
j919or 6 months ago
@j919or Neither was Jesus an historical figure
emailpobox666 6 months ago
@j919or Ok, so by your logic, I'm going to say that George Washington, a well documented and fairly recent historical figure by most standards, actually WALKED across the Delaware and that any and all accounts stating he sailed it are lame attempts to mock the truth of his divinity. Jesus' supernatural endeavors were told word of mouth and have no solid documentation outside of your religion's holy book. Why call anyone else's beliefs "jokes" or "lame?" Ours has pirates and strippers!
PirateLordRogan 6 months ago
@PirateLordRogan""""" by your logic, I'm going to say that George Washington"""
1. Goerge W is a historical figure but there are no accounts of him walking in water. So u commit the fallacy of false analogy
2. Jesus' miracles were done in public and reported by Roman and Jewish enemies alike. The gospels bear all the qualifying marks of historical literature,
3. You are going to hell. Youve been warned. You are wretchedly evil and totally deserve it.
j919or 6 months ago
@j919or
1. The Bible is the only account of Jesus walking on water. I'm claiming my religion of the REAL LORD AND SAVIOR Washington has scriptures in which he walks the Delaware. It's actually a very solid analogy to your "historical claims" crap.
2. Really? Show me the historical documents of him doing magic that even the most skeptical unbiased educated historian can attest to being accurate and not from your holy scripture.
3. Someone's gotta tend to the throne. See you there!
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
@PirateLordRogan """Washington has scriptures in which he walks the Delaware. ""
1. Were those scriptures written and circulated within the lifetimes of the eyewitnesses?
2. Did Washington walk on water in public?
3. Walking on water cannot be confirmed historically bc it was not done in public so the point is moot. There are many other miracles that Jesus did in public and those are sufficient to proclaim that he was the manifestation of almighty God.
j919or 5 months ago
@j919or Again, you only need one set of quotation marks.
1. Yes they were.
2. Clearly he did, how else would we know?
3. So from false analogy to moot point? You really suck at this concept called debating, but that's probably why I'm laughing at you. Keep in mind, Washington DID lead a brand new nation to defeat the most powerful country in THE WORLD; an act not only MIRACULOUS, but left a lasting effect on world power and politics that's VERY WELL DOCUMENTED IN HISTORY. He's God, duh.
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
@PirateLordRogan On Christmas Day, the weather was so bad that Colonel Johann RaIl, commander of the Hessian forces at Trenton, decided to cease the patrols that had been a regular routine. Had it not been for the miserable weather, the American attack would have been discovered, and without the element of surprise, would have failed.
j919or 5 months ago
@j919or I just said Washington was truly God. Clearly he used his God powers to manipulate the weather for a tactical advantage. You're only proving me right with your copy/paste from Wikipedia. Also how do you dictate and distinguish between "divine intervention" and "sheer dumb luck?" Does God sign his work frequently or something? Oh right, he does! His signature reads "George Washington!"
PirateLordRogan 5 months ago
What a lot of morons are these atheists! Flying spaghetti monster? There is no teaching that God is called that...,anywhere! Yeah there are several teacdhings about God but only one God. Test them all and u will see that Jesus' teaching about God trumps them all. Tell us all you wise atheists, where did u first learn that God was called that and that there is any teaching about the FSM?
j919or 6 months ago
@j919or "What a lot of morons are these atheists" ? Proves just how uneducated you christians' really are. FSM is an exaggeration of one of MANY divine beings that have been created throughout history by man INCLUDING your jesus christ. Mythra,Krishna, Dionysus, Hercules and many more. Look them up, I'm sure you'll find that jesus had no originality to his story. ;)
Athiests +10 Christians... -1
LiVeNleRn123 6 months ago
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@j919or Your too stupid for words
7footballfanatic7 6 months ago
Never has god looked so delicious,,,
Jericho3cubed 7 months ago
Ramen!
RyanOettle 7 months ago
He boiled for our sins.
heavymetaldeath4life 7 months ago
ALL NON-BElieVRS SHALL BOIL IN MARINARA SAUCE FOR ETERNITY!!!
HIPandiDONTmeanHOP 8 months ago
@HIPandiDONTmeanHOP and believers shall taste the perfect blend of Alfredo sauce for eternity.
TH3xMAST3RxM1ND 6 months ago
plzz touch me with your noodly appendge ramen
axelord94 8 months ago
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the wager isn't over until it is all played out,you know until the fat lady sings,you are so sure of yourself about all this that you are gambling with you very soul and rolling the dice that I'm wrong and you are right but you can't see behind the door or the curtain ? what behind door number 2 people?
majorl311 9 months ago
That made absolutely no sense--but it's always cool to hear Deodato...
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FatReleaseSystem 10 months ago
The lord mumbles in mysterious ways!
trefod 10 months ago
"and we shall all worship him, thy great spaghetti monster, and be rewarded with some form of intelligence and a good sense of humor" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN
Feonix12 10 months ago
please have sex with me or my ex-girl FSM! :-)
terceldude 1 year ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen...
pogsx69x 1 year ago
Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 1 year ago 6
@pogsx69x Very clever but you dont fool me - you have revealed yourselves for what you truely are - a Ramen worshiper! Your sect (your faction) is revealed with a little research... "Ramen" into google or Wikipedia. We agree on noodliness but who is the real noodle... Ramen is false - the true noodle is Spaghetti of water and flour which sprang forth from Italy; not the yellow Ramen of the far East and Orient... repent your false and unorthodox noodle - let us all stand united under one noodle.
origin8 1 year ago
@pogsx69x Very clever but you dont fool me - you have revealed yourself for what you truely are - a Ramen worshiper! Your sect (your faction) is revealed with a little research... "Ramen" into google or Wikipedia. We agree on noodliness but who is the real noodle... Ramen is false - the true noodle is Spaghetti of water and flour which sprang forth from Italy; not the yellow Ramen of the far East and Orient... repent your false and unorthodox noodle - let us all stand united under one noodle.
origin8 1 year ago
@pogsx69x im a theist but i freakin lol'd @ dat
YouMadButISwag 9 months ago
@YouMadButISwag
Have a nice day...
pogsx69x 9 months ago
@YouMadButISwag athiests are welcome to join us Pastafarians. visit venganza.org and you will see it actually benefits athiests. and all other religions for that matter.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. R'Amen
jj12j 8 months ago
@jj12j lmao. Well put sir ;)
LiVeNleRn123 6 months ago
ATHEISTS THEMSELVES ARE NOT SURE OF THEIR SPAGHETTI MONSTER! WHY? THE OTHER ONE THE COLOR IS RED...THE OTHER IS COLOR ORANGE AND THIS ONE IS YELLOW... IS THIS THE IQ OF DAWKINS? EVEN THE COLORS ARE DIFFERENT... NO LOGIC, NO SENSE BUT HAS ONE AND THAT IS FANTASY! I PREFER TO A PREACHER HAS LOGIC AND SENSE LIKE BRO ELI SORIANO...
ilovetruth777 1 year ago
@ilovetruth777 LISTEN TO ME 'CAUSE I TALK IN ALLCAPS!!!!!! Do us all a favor and unlock your caps lock key please. It doesn't make you sound any more important.
quwert23 1 year ago
@ilovetruth777 You love truth?! LMFAO, there's a misnomer if there ever was one! The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Meatballs Be Upon Him) reveals Himself in many ways, He is not stagnant, His colors change. To be touched by His tendrily noodles of goodness is truly to be touched by the Divine! Besides, our Heaven has a Beer Volcano, we win!
BunkerGearGal 1 year ago
@ilovetruth777 Morons. Atheists do not worship the Spaghetti Monster. The whole thing is SARCASTIC. The FSM is a SATIRE. Do you even know what SATIRE means?? Jeez! And who is that Eli Soriano? A Cult Leader who Wikipedia says is a RAPIST who fled from the Philippines!! And he raped a man! Gross!!!
nitealchemy3 11 months ago
@nitealchemy3 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
MultiMasterjake 10 months ago
@ilovetruth777 cuz unlike christians, they dont claim to know what they dont know, thats why they draw it differently.
simba90s 10 months ago
In absence of doing something clever do something funny I guess.
bloodrunsclear 1 year ago
its just like a TOY of a kid.! so stupidity..!
znar1510 1 year ago
it si a carbonara not a spaghetti
02200907 1 year ago
@02200907 Why what did you expect? A Spaghetti Monster in RED? LOL! Spaghetti is NOT a SAUCE! Spaghetti belongs to the Pasta family of all kinds like Fettucine, Ravioli, Penne, etc. CARBONARA on the other hand - is a SAUCE. So don't expect the Monster to be Red because Spaghetti is a Colorless PASTA and is NOT a SAUCE! Jeez! From what country are you? Idiots.
nitealchemy3 11 months ago
stupid!!!!!!!!!!
emanxX94 1 year ago
OH DEAR FSM PLZ GIVE ME YOUR LOVE!
marybob321 1 year ago
Christians repent! repent from your false god and be welcome into the loving embrace of His Noodly Appendage!
Dacurath 1 year ago 2
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All hail Spaghetti monster, and may his delicious sauce. noodles, and meat balls fill you well.
Hellu235Sing 1 year ago
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Hellu235Sing 1 year ago
RAMEN.
SecretButterTheMan 1 year ago
Only infidels deny the noodly divinity. Repent now lest ye spend eternity eating rice cakes!
FUCKyourGODmyth 1 year ago
what is the name of the song in the beginning?
bigfoot799 1 year ago
@bigfoot799
It's an electronic version of 'Also Sprach Zarathustra' by Richard Strauss.
zombiewoof63 1 year ago
FSM is well within his rights to deny the holy spirit. He is omnomniscient.
Ergonowt 1 year ago
RAMEN!
ikov 1 year ago
Our god has bigger balls then your god!
lbIeesel 1 year ago 101
@lbIeesel sure...but its meatballs lol
gix500 1 year ago
@lbIeesel i doubt it i could eat r god that be a meal for a whill hahahaha and high hosanna the one true God is the only God spaghati idiots
MultiMasterjake 10 months ago
@lbIeesel YEAH....MEAT BALLS!!!
idiotboyfred 9 months ago
hea gave women two meatballs and men two meatbals, and we hv two spaghettis to walk with and two to..... use in any other inapropriate way.
ratmrulesyou1 1 year ago
Look like a Hindu multihand God
symmetry08 1 year ago 2
This made my day
bnbalenda 1 year ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a cartoon. It doesn't breath oxygen into it's brain to create conscious existence. I don't see how it could possibly blaspeme a Holy Spirit it never had to begin with.The Holy Spirit is the breath of life existing within you. If you really wants to blaspheme the Holy Spirit go kill yourself. That'll fix it, you bet!
Texasjim2007 1 year ago
@Texasjim2007 Why are you christians such humorless assholes?
leomcallister9 1 year ago
Damn, I don't speak pastafari! But I'm sure he said something very smart: )
winterstellar 1 year ago
RAmen
TheSkateShack 1 year ago
XD Ramen
9001/10
ZuKahta 1 year ago
Dyslexic Pastafarians everywhere, UNTIE!!!!!
Ferpoo 1 year ago 53
@Ferpoo im dyslexic? what dose pastafarian mean :3
oh wait its pasta
PASTA FTW!
TheDarklord0211 1 year ago
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarians everywhere, UNITE!!!!
Ferpoo 1 year ago
All praise be unto pasta
wayamat 1 year ago
Look! Its Top R'Amen!
Kincajou 1 year ago
He has spoken, all must follow his glorious instructions! Onwards to the Pasta Baths of Italy!
ANfilms 1 year ago
Flying spaghetti monster is the shit. Praise the pasta.
aserath01 1 year ago
Al hail the mighty Flying Spaghetti Moster! R'amen!
lXDodgerXl 1 year ago
Ramen.
Cyphlix 1 year ago
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I laughed so much i cried!!!!!! :)
Ramen!!!
PieManPwns 1 year ago
I laughed so much i cried!!!!!! :)
Ramen!!!
PieManPwns 1 year ago
Love that music!
dude33ism 1 year ago
I deny all general religions! :P
Praise the FSM and the pirates!
Ramen!
thechewydude 1 year ago
I deny the holy ghost, jesus , god and all the bullshit of religion
RealisticKnowledge 1 year ago
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God has no religion
- Gandhi
louisuniverse 1 year ago
This is absolutly the most homosexual vide on youtube!!!!.....and queer....and the music stinks by the way!!
megemily1811 1 year ago
@megemily1811 you're going to noodely hell!
luv4drums1 1 year ago
All Hail the meat balls !!!,no more christmas its Bolognaise day !!!
TVCSD 1 year ago
I think anyone showing an image of the Flying Speghetti Monster should be given a wedgie.
Zzeak 1 year ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree ....retard alert!
dstachon2002 1 year ago
@camaroontree Same with god.
davidls11 1 year ago
@davidls11 If you want to insult, spend more time insulting and less time waiting for the damned short bus. Does that make sense to you? To quote Dr. Cox: , help me to help you. You get what you deserve, roach. Youve tried harder at eating chips than you did at making this thread. , and in the process of telling you to wait I've knocked you down and left you shivering. Ref's counting, jackass, but since you can't count, he's gonna list the songs on a Britney Spears CD. Get up weakling
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree So many words, so little meaning. Hey, just like religion!
davidls11 1 year ago
@davidls11 Dont start something you cant finish. You have a huge undefendable issue then. Your religion has slaughtered 250 innocent lives in 100 years alone. But hey don't blame me...blame the death culture of your belief system and the way it systematically destructs lives and erodes human rights and freedom.
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree My religion? I have no religion. I spit on religion. Mythology and superstition have no place in the modern world. It's religion that destroys lives and erodes freedom. 250 innocent lives in 100 years? There's not a religion around that isn't responsible for a hundred times more carnage than that. If you don't believe me...listen to Kermit T. Frog:
/watch?v=MjbZzZCH2sg
davidls11 1 year ago
@davidls11 Atheism is a religion as the supreme court ruled a long time ago, but hey dont worry youre not an atheist, youre simply a God-hating reprobate that is afraid of God. I spit on you.
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree You spit on me?! Sounds pretty judgmental if you ask me. I thought your kind wasn't supposed to do that. BTW, we're done. Jesus freaks bore me.
davidls11 1 year ago
@davidls11 Who said I was a Christian asswipe? You sound dumber than a box of rocks.Cripes, I thought David Koresh was delusional, you dumb asses have willingly set yoursleves on fire and appear to be happy about it.
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree I think if you look back you'll see it was actually 'dstachon2002' who insulted you and not 'davidls11'.
I understand what you are trying to say in your original point. But the point of the spaghetti monster is not to represent what 'God ' is supposed to be, from the point of view of religious people; he is a representation of what god actually is - which is just a human creation, much like spaghetti and meatballs.
tool2342 1 year ago
@tool2342 I am not adept at reading retardese but here goes 1 - This is the evolutionary formula for making a universe: Nothing + nothing = two elements + time = 92 natural elements + time = all physical laws and a completely structured universe of galaxies, systems, stars, planets, and moons orbiting in perfect balance and order. 2 - This is the evolutionary formula for making life:Dirt + water + time = living creatures.
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree The theory of evolution says nothing about the formation of the universe. that branch of science is called cosmology. Likewise, the theory of evolution says nothing about how life began. That branch of biology is abiogenesis. Evolution deals with changes in life once it is around, not how life began nor how the universe formed.
lhvinny 1 year ago
@lhvinny I find it funny how the God-Haters when shown just how ridiculous what they believe is,deny what they believe. It's funnier when they think anybody will buy this type of comment. The fact is, you'll tell us the following.."Man did not evolve from primordial sludge and evolution doesn't teach that. And no one believes that What evolution teaches is that man evolved from chemicals.Question them what those chemicals are and guess what the answer is.. Primoridal sludge in the rocks.
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree My comment simply attempted to make sure you knew which fields of science you are actually refuting. If you have a problem with a theory in science, go for it, but at least know what you don't agree with.
A primoridal sludge is one model considered for abiogenesis, yes, but it is not the only model. Miller and Urey did experiments using gases. In 2009, Dr. Jack Szostak's lab at Harvard published a model where lipids in water currents were the start.
lhvinny 1 year ago
@lhvinny " Miller and Urey did experiments using gases. In 2009, Dr. Jack Szostak's lab at Harvard published a model where lipids in water currents were the start."
Youve conveniently left out important data, Both were.dismal failures.Would you like the results?
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree If by dismal failures, you mean that they did not work out every detail of the process of going from inorganic compounds to a self-replicating cell, then yes, I agree, they still need work. However, to say that these models are completely invalid because of their inability to draw a perfect picture is equally unfair. It is similar to saying that space travel is impossible simply because Orville and Wilbur Wright started with simple gliders.
lhvinny 1 year ago
@lhvinny " If by dismal failures, you mean"
Science says (NOT I) that you have no proof for macro-evolution.You keep dreaming and hoping that your religion will one day be recognized as fact. I'll take the scientific method.
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree If by macroevolution you mean the emergence of new species, science does have examples of it. Examples include, but are not limited to: Primula kewensis, Culex pipiens, and Helacyton gartleri.
There are references to dozens of peer reviewed articles on speciation throughout public record, but one that has them in an easy to access format is at talkorigins(dot)org.
If this is not your definition of macroevolution, please correct me so that I may respond to it.
lhvinny 1 year ago
@lhvinny LMAO!!! And not a single instance evidence for macro-evolution! I swear you evolutionists cannot have gotten this stupid by yourselves. It took years and years of training and indoctrination to get this stupid. Sheesh...
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree I'm sorry that these examples did not suit your definition of "macro-evolution" and thus I make the following offer. Firstly, provide for me your definition of macro-evolution so that I can ensure we are on the same page along those lines, and secondly, provide what type of things would demonstrate or be examples of your definition. I in return will respond to the best of my ability to the demonstration criteria.
lhvinny 1 year ago
@lhvinny A true bonifide intermediary with a clear progression of descent.
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree I have many examples of intermediates, but I foresee some of the examples I would cite to you as being claimed to only showing "micro-evolution." Are you looking for any intermediate, or should I wait for your definition of "macro-evolution," so that I can better ensure the intermediate I use fits that definition?
lhvinny 1 year ago
@lhvinny Give me your best.You know the definition.
camaroontree 1 year ago
@camaroontree You are missing my request. Please give me your definition of macro-evolution so that I may ensure that my examples will act as evidence for that definition. Unless I know the definition you have in your mind, I cannot give examples of intermediates that fit your definition.
lhvinny 1 year ago
@lhvinny You are missing my request as well. The dirt should be littered with literally millions of intermediate fossils showing a "CLEAR" progression from rock to cell to ape to human and tell me how each successive
creature was better adapted than the last.
And refrain from co-opting genetics and labeling that as evolution.
afar1 1 year ago