above and beyond all, we must uphold our wright, to wanke and spanke, international, society, of spwankers. i almost forgot,if you have the desire for some stange stuff, sit on your hand for ten minutes or until it becomes numb,then begin wankeing.
anyone know where i can find the vid where a boss sets up a cam and catches his employee wanking at work then films himself showing the employee the vid? i saw it on TV and it was so funny
No it's not specifically male masturbation, aka a hand job. wankigncan mean any kind of masturbation. Men and women can wank. Something tells me you're a man to write that. Learn a little - women wank, a LOT. Flicking the bean, diddling the nub, it's all wanking.
I thought that it was called 'frigging' when women did it. Women however tend to use the word 'masturbating' over 'wanking ' though. I've never hear a woman talk about her 'wanking habits'. Having said that, I've haven't heard many speak of their masturbation habits either, so maybe my point is moot.
@nixcails Wow what a fucking idiot. Learn proper English? First you spell masturbation wrong once, then you confuse the term "hand job", which means when you jerk off ANOTHER person, not yourself.
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In our office wanking is quite acceptable and we all do it openly. EU directive protect the rights of wankers and I for one can't wait to join the euro. Just in passing, the men in our office also agree.
this video has made my day i could not stop laughing it was grate if anyone on youtube works in a office and sow your work mate wanking in the corner what would you do lol.
I'm American and some of my favorite shows are British comedies!!! Excellent!! LOL!!Absolutely hilarious! Would be interesting to work at this office -- before they were told to stop wanking of course!!
1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUE
also known as choking the chicken spanking the monkey or bashing the bishop they are all slang for wanking or toss off is another one tear one out i can go on for ages
Youtube is great for wanking, loads of toddlers wearing not much clothes
cymrutube3 1 week ago
The funniest bit is the word 'wanking' because it is rude. HEHEHE. Ha.
maxbidz 3 weeks ago
lets have a wank
TheLjg 4 weeks ago
lol @munkishh :D
FebrianRizki 1 month ago
above and beyond all, we must uphold our wright, to wanke and spanke, international, society, of spwankers. i almost forgot,if you have the desire for some stange stuff, sit on your hand for ten minutes or until it becomes numb,then begin wankeing.
rickysrejects 3 months ago
Being a fully committed wanker I find it unfair how people can have smoke breaks, and yet there's no official take a wank break at work.
zopyify 5 months ago
@zopyify if you can take a smoke break why can't you take a stroke break
theimmortaldave92 4 months ago
love having a good solid wank in the workplace.
nothing beats getting paid to toss one off.
iownu2k7 8 months ago
13 people obviously have never wanked at work.
Squidge2662 9 months ago
stink of the mess in the office! Haha lol
spursfan112 11 months ago
I have a wank at work at 10am most days. Its one of the golden rules.
MickeyLove01 1 year ago
@MickeyLove01 be rude not to have a "handshake" at work everyday!
gezzer20 11 months ago
shaun of the dead
AK74UXDDDD 1 year ago
What kind of a charity would make you stop wanking for a week?
mobydick789 1 year ago
How funny. Cracking up!
allprosupplements 1 year ago
SHIT WHAT'S HE DOING THERE, SIMON PEGG
GodLovesMe666 1 year ago
I could so see the geico gecko calling someone he hates a wanker, iso it must be the accent. LOL!!
nonameroo 1 year ago
great stuff
Seppovesimies 1 year ago
Watermarks = one star.
OpticalFascism 2 years ago
omg! i didnt know simon pegg was in there NICE
maxie355a 2 years ago
anyone know where i can find the vid where a boss sets up a cam and catches his employee wanking at work then films himself showing the employee the vid? i saw it on TV and it was so funny
wendalboy 2 years ago
yh thats the reason i typed in this it was on rudetube wasnt it i want to find it aswell lol
bboy90uk 2 years ago
Simon Pegg looks like I took an acid.
Hmmm.. acid.
polidelaiko 2 years ago
XD thts good, godo idea aswell wanking in work XD simon pegg= legend and ending is piss funny XD well dun
MADTOM12323 3 years ago
simon pegg....hahaha xx
xAnEnglishRosex 3 years ago
Fucking awesome thats why Spaced and Black Books were the best shows in the 2000 and 2001
rrangel81 3 years ago
What bloody wankers lol
neonsolaris 3 years ago 2
We didn't wank for a week,for charity. classic!!
Cloggie1967 3 years ago 3
I'm a projectionist in a porn cinema - so I actually get to wank at work.
Plus as much popcorn as I can eat. Oh the perks.
munkishh 3 years ago 10
lucky fuck
whowantsabighug 3 years ago
but can you do both at the same time?
mybolloxitch 3 years ago
Porn cinemas don't exist. Please give us the address of your establishment.
maureenOWW 3 years ago
That's nonsense. They do. Try walking through Soho in London.
SwitchRich 2 years ago
which show is this from ?
MJJUniverse 3 years ago 2
'big train'
TheSmithsLoverr 3 years ago 2
you know, there is such a thing as morale....
cabochick23 3 years ago
Britain.
I FUCKING love Britain.
Rock on Simon Pegg!
Leeamee 3 years ago 34
What is this "wanking?"
Is that masturbation?
Or Sex?
Twodivedeep 3 years ago
yes
IronMlke 3 years ago
Masturbation
Basildonguy 3 years ago 3
Lol it's masterbation
ultran33b 3 years ago
it's masturbation.. specifically male masterbation.. aka a hand job..
people really should learn proper English.
nixcails 3 years ago 3
Not just men in this video! The lady likes rub downs as well...
MooseheadDrinker 3 years ago 5
No it's not specifically male masturbation, aka a hand job. wankigncan mean any kind of masturbation. Men and women can wank. Something tells me you're a man to write that. Learn a little - women wank, a LOT. Flicking the bean, diddling the nub, it's all wanking.
Leonapedia 3 years ago 4
dont forget groping the growler
Ilikenuman 3 years ago
yeah, and frying the bacon, waxing the horse and turning off the light bulb, right?
Greenhorsemanship 3 years ago
ive not heard turning the lightbulb. thats very clever ^^
Ilikenuman 3 years ago
you've heard waxing the horse?
Greenhorsemanship 3 years ago 2
i thought that wanking only reffered to men, and for example fingering reffers to girls. dont respond plz i cant be bothered ^^
sh1ft9 3 years ago
I thought that it was called 'frigging' when women did it. Women however tend to use the word 'masturbating' over 'wanking ' though. I've never hear a woman talk about her 'wanking habits'. Having said that, I've haven't heard many speak of their masturbation habits either, so maybe my point is moot.
SwitchRich 2 years ago
@nixcails Wow what a fucking idiot. Learn proper English? First you spell masturbation wrong once, then you confuse the term "hand job", which means when you jerk off ANOTHER person, not yourself.
RichoRosai 1 year ago
OH NO!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
No more bloody wanking at work, lads, LOL!
aubergine2c 3 years ago
This is too funny
martialartsjamaica 3 years ago
This is from Big Train, a great tv series
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lordlion67 3 years ago
Simon Pegg, Mark Heap? Reminds me of Spaced a bit, this wouldn't be directed by Edgar Wright, would it?
drawkacb 3 years ago
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boooooooooring!! oooohhh! (yawning with disappointment)
hardToSignUpHere 3 years ago
I nearly choked on my mug of coffee! "It's effecting my work .. its literally effecting my work, look I've got the figures here from Alexanders .....
Hilarious!!
MrKipps1 3 years ago
hahahahahah, great scene
RadioactiveBlood08 3 years ago
haha simon pegg gives me joke, what film is this from??
gilmourProductionZ 3 years ago
its not a film its a tv series called "big train"
carlychalmers 3 years ago
cheers :)
gilmourProductionZ 3 years ago
Didnt Wank For A Week For Charity.. Lmao
MahSixFo 3 years ago
This is nearly as good as wanking
hazahaxa 3 years ago
I love it!
GirlyDoll21 3 years ago
eeezamanuh WANKERS! -pete bennett
iokua15 3 years ago
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what exactly is wanking?
talentedlikethat 3 years ago
Seriously you don't know??? Ok, when you try it for the first time you will understand.
DynamicVideos 3 years ago
Masturbating, mate. "Choking the parson." :)
youknowituk 3 years ago
It's sort of what adults find themselves doing all day in rubbish jobs for most of their lives.
RegardezLaLune 3 years ago
"The stink and mess in the office!" :)
eternalriver 3 years ago 5
the ending was just too funny..lol
nickie74 3 years ago
In our office wanking is quite acceptable and we all do it openly. EU directive protect the rights of wankers and I for one can't wait to join the euro. Just in passing, the men in our office also agree.
tonysuffolk 3 years ago 7
Are you fucking serious, that is choice! :D
ChathamFr0 3 years ago
ive seen this on bofunk () com its well funny
EatAMeatball 4 years ago
very funny ahahahahahahah
dwise2000 4 years ago 2
this video has made my day i could not stop laughing it was grate if anyone on youtube works in a office and sow your work mate wanking in the corner what would you do lol.
037763 4 years ago 2
"do you remember when we didn't wank for a week, for charity" LMFAO!!
carmie1818 4 years ago 30
funny, maybe something for our next board-meeting to discuss
grootgenoeg 4 years ago 6
I'm American and some of my favorite shows are British comedies!!! Excellent!! LOL!!Absolutely hilarious! Would be interesting to work at this office -- before they were told to stop wanking of course!!
hojofan 4 years ago 9
brill!
siripswich 4 years ago
lol this is kinda gross but still so funny
SabreTooth123 4 years ago 2
makes me proud 2 be british
manutd4lifeandmk 4 years ago 6
We didn't wank for a week, FOR CHARITY! LMFAO
poshenglish 4 years ago 2
are you fucking stupid Stretchy pants??? (BRITHIS HUMOR) fucking n00b
duddu1111 4 years ago
I love Simon Pegg, so funny.
quikgamer 4 years ago
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is this australian or somthing? either that or really crap canadian
StretchyPants01 4 years ago
its british
zephyr810 4 years ago
i know i was joking...im british. Simon Pegg is one of the funniest actors in in england.
StretchyPants01 4 years ago 4
you gotta love British comedy........
I seriously hope that americans don't star copying every comedy show from britain. Coz the resaults are good, but never so good as the originals
Mesuisboss 4 years ago 3
what show is this? can u post in a reply cuz i dont think ill ever find this vid again thxs
thatcatheadguy 4 years ago
The show is called Big Train.
ConnorlBurnett 4 years ago
So funny and so real! Brit humour at best.
Aqueller1 4 years ago
funny!
bittermp 4 years ago
I like it! - my office is also full of tosers !
TalentedConfidential 4 years ago
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1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUE
thinkbig56 4 years ago
ive just had a wank (seriosley !!)
mervingj 4 years ago
i fuckin love simon pegg (not literally of course)
gearsofwar357 5 years ago
Wanking means pleasuring yourself.
Ebz123 5 years ago
"We didn't wank for a week, for charity!"
Fantastic!
Love the pot plant bit at the end!
d237447q 5 years ago
This really is British humor at its finest. Good stuff.
Chrissius 5 years ago
Something else.
stuccohomes 5 years ago
does wanking mean joking around, horseplay, or something else?
iwannabekagome 5 years ago
spanking the monkey, one handed salute, polishing your pool cue, beating your trouser snake, bopping . . . uh touching yourself . . .get it?
heycupcake 5 years ago 3
thought so...thanks...
iwannabekagome 5 years ago
Wanking means masturbation! Basically if you're American, you can interchange 'Jerk' with 'Wank' usually. Wank is such a funnier word though!
tomsega 5 years ago
also known as choking the chicken spanking the monkey or bashing the bishop they are all slang for wanking or toss off is another one tear one out i can go on for ages
gearsofwar357 5 years ago
Aah, you educated man of the world.
tomsega 5 years ago 3
yes i am indeed and i speak from experience lol
gearsofwar357 5 years ago
fantastic!
Animalvader1 5 years ago
XD LOL!!!!!!!
Amkii 5 years ago
LOL Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
This is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon Pegg's cool!!!!!!!!
Wonderwomanrox 5 years ago
fucking hell lol
faithninety 5 years ago
bloody hilarous
limeyosu 5 years ago
Hahaha! love it!
lbholls 5 years ago
Hahah the guy from sean of the dead. ahhaa
PhrexianZero 5 years ago
haha fkin brilliant!
scratchy86 5 years ago
lol funny shit lyk
FIFER2006 5 years ago
Hey what is this from? Jam?
terribleTerrible 5 years ago
I think it's from the BBC sketch show "Big Train" written by the "Father Ted" writers.
Vachton 5 years ago