LADY CACA TOOK OVER....

[HazelCinderella]

i love your hair like that :3

[peaceisloveisstars]

i love ur videos eh lo el

[peaceisloveisstars]

cool



[3000gamergirl]

I guss ur stocked up 4 winter , hurricane season, & earthquake season .

[iFAMOUSg33k]

I really watched Scream 4 , i bought it at my tv (Max TV) program thinky i go to video store it lasts for 24h i can play it trought 24hi paid low money it's great really great a bit funny how he does it ..... u must watch it

[KatFuma]

i went over to my friends house for the first time, and right before i left to go home, her brother came up to me and gave me a little piece of paper. It had his number on it and it said "text me"....-_-

[TheMistAnchorite]

OMG so the word : KNOW , used in all its forms was used 20 times in 5 minutes

[TheMistAnchorite]

why do you keep saying : you know... you know ... you dont know..... i dont even know... you know ...

[TheAnnagudnythor]

Karneval at my school.it was crazy.it was like eleven o clock in the morning,but some teens were in the toilet drunk,and told us not to laugh at them and stuff.

[MsMckenzie13]

i love the movie the hills have eyes

[bjs1300]

@999jimboy999 I will. I promise. :)

[999jimboy999]

Please pray for my great aunt. I love her so much and it would completely destroy me if she died now...:'(

[therandomzchannal]

I wanna see shane in a movie

[jessiestar007]

Well shane i think that u wouldve totally got that part cuz ur so good at all of ur characters ps i looooooove shanaynay nd ur awsome soooo yea😜😘

[TheMachete93]

craziest thing..... i just got a lapdance from gay guy. i cant believe that comment is actually true. Ah life is good

[Ms11ANIMAL]

the crazyist thing that has happened this week is watching you

[maisythemusic]

@Ms11ANIMAL always. lol.

[Ms11ANIMAL]

do you just buy stuff for the fun of it or what

[annad100x]

"people care about me?" that's soooo sweet and sad...R.I.P., grandma Dawson <3

[SnottFrogg]

craziest thing ive done this week is ....... nuthin reallyy but if my boyfriend comes over crazy shit is gonna happen lol (not gross crazy shit)

[XxyxXJJXxyxX]

Aww scream 4 would've been way better if Shane got the part

[highimawkward]

Soo, i was watching this video, and my mom walked in behind me, and i didnt even notice until after the video was over, and she goes, "he mixes pasta in his spare time?"

[PinkiLittleMonster]

que feo eres caxo de mierda seca

[darkstormdaku]

You are Wikipedia!!!

[besttackler15]

I almost died I wrecked a snow mobile

[PoweredVocal]

Caca is Spanish means "crap" or "poop" :D

[Dragolich101]

Press 7 repeatedly to see something funny

[kalina823]

My friend got dumped by the guy I like! Yeah I think?!?!?!

[TamaNewb]

@kalina823 its been 2 weeks since you left this comment. So are you happy? did he dump you to?

[businesslover888]

this was posted on my birthday :)

[IntenseApples]

i wish you made it..):

[whatevafield]

did he!?

[MegaIlovepeaches]

love west craven films

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)­:):):)xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[lyneec96]

pepcorn. lol

[shalardi]

@alex168000 you mean "Shane is bored"?

[alex168000]

you sould make a show called shane is board

[cheeseygetaway]

Did u get in scream 4?

[TheYoIvis]

:0 anyone else love those freaking small asian tomatoes?? <3

[EimearLemur127]

4:00 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[ChannelBoring]

3:30 xD

[makeupyoung]

Woah. I was itching my ass the same time u were... Lol.

[TheRandomgirl2000]

I would pay anything o be in at least oneof ya vids or just meat you i swear man i jut want to to come to the uk as much as a fat man wants a chocolate cake aka my dad wanting a chocolate cake yeh xxxxxxluv u shane no 1 fan x

[shanaynay500]

Did you get the part in Scream?

[DoggityDogDog1]

@ZiotheZero stfu dumb jealous bitch t(^-^t)

[iLikePurpleShit]

Press 7 over and over really fast.... It's voldemort Shane.

[whitetigerlol123]

damm shane counts fast hahaha !!!!

[ZiotheZero]

This guy probably spends more much time washing out his vagina than his hair.

[myfriendsarecool6]

hold 7!!! it's FUNNY!! LOL

[ximerojas16]

Oh! I'm picking my nose xD

[kassidythemermaid]

Who did you audition for in scream 4

[FrenchGirl999]

press 7 over and over again for a good laugh

[Tylerbyrum97]

You very funny keep making videos.

[LaserPink]

Omg i was itching my ass the same time you were!!!!!!!

[djjaxon2001]

Hey Shane did u get the part in scream 4 I haven't seen the movie ur the best youtuber ever

[6broken6angel6]

how the hell did he make that noise?

[TheBibbleBug]

You have the coolist eyes!

[SmileeSara]

ahahha 1:28 repeatedly ahahah :) ily shane xx

[AllAboutBabyNames]

I'm just...I don't know what i am, im fucking retarded.. :) lol

[SDeezysLover]

Scre4m just lost all respect.

[MrKevinramos93]

the best thing that happened to me was that ....um....i...lost...my....um.­...virginity!!!! not really LOL XD

[bonnefeta]

07katerules this video is from ages ago

His grandma died :(

[BBgun738]

I love the way he sings Saved By The Bell.

[samiamMEOW]

lol love scream 4 : ) good luck shane: )

[TheXrainbowcupcakesX]

What kind of camera was that?!

[mariesilveira]

Why is Shane so fucking atractive with that PERFECT HAIR?

[samiamMEOW]

@mariesilveira hes awesome love him sooo clever : )

[JDV741]

It would have

[WitchyChic56]

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! Scream 4 would have been 300000000000000000000000000000 x better with u in it :)

[GrotesqueDollness]

SHANE.

im going to kill shanaynay

tie you up

stick you a trunk

and drive to mexico <3

iloveyou!

[Hoopsandyoyo90]

where was the pasta?

AH i love you (:

[MrDramaKingTV]

I'm actually really glad he wasn't cast in Scre4m. I just wouldn't have been able to take him seriously.

[kulkatt1234]

3:14

Lol "except sexier!"

Rest In Peace grandma Dawson! :')

[walkingstone72]

keep pressing 7 hahaha

[sonnt016]

at my skool we have the same syrup =D

[britneycute12]

Press 3.33 Shane is hungry!!! =P <3 ya.

[DreamAway851]

Im excited

Im excited

im

EXCITED TONIGHT!!

Ahh i love Shane <3

[MrConverseHero]

that was me mixing pasta, by the way.

not masturbating,that's gross.

awkward face.

ah, i love you:)

[AllieLittleMonster]

@XxLittleMonster95xX AYE ANOTHER LITTLE MONSTER<3

[fubligy]

Keep pressing 1:31 for a good laugh! XD

[buddyhozek]

@fubligy sounds like hes saying gelatin man. :D

[Taytay92115]

I know you didn't get a part in scream 4 but if you did I would have fainted from seeing you cos scream 4 was filmed in my town.

[shanedawsonluver22]

mine was falling off my scooter into a pool and gettin drunk

[ecg101798]

feeling uncufterble at a new skewl w/ a panda hat

[666shakenbake]

i woke up before noon..O.o

[xXAlyshaBlackXx]

if u look to the left theres a video SNOOKIE VS SHANE and under it BRAIN FARTTT the two women on each videos picture make one :))) take a look for urself .

[madgabgirl101]

The craziest thing that happened this weekened was my grandma falling and having a stroke so now shes in the nursing home

[madgabgirl101]

SHANE UR AWESOME

[TaylorGanqQueen09]

I wish My Life Was As Interestinq As Your's Shane Dawson!!!

[tybwytb]

did he get in to the movie

[leanmostpopular2]

get a life i hate u to think ur awsome and anything but u arent i think fred is not u!

[LelaGlitteryAfrodite]

@leanmostpopular2

..so, if you hate him so much, why the fuck did you take time out of your life to search one of his videos, watch it, post a comment, and think about him? Explains why you only have THREE Youtube friends :L

Fuck off, you illiterate attention-whore.

[TheGagamini123]

@leanmostpopular2 fred sucks and he is gay fred is a complete retard and shane is actually funny....

[fredy82998]

@leanmostpopular2

You could just fuck of!!!

[leanmostpopular2]

@fredy82998 ugh i hate this stupid guy i was looking for something on youtube and i found it and i was why not watch it and its so stupid who even cares if he has popcorn freaking stupid fred is a little stupid to but at least it makes sence

[brandileonard818]

shane likes his veggies =]

[958525me]

i love his hair hes cute

[felixbuller]

@958525me Yeah! he looks really cute in this vid :D

[poncho791]

@1204shania she already passed away/:

[1204shania]

i hope she is ok!

[randomcrazygirl1ify]

who is he supposed to play

[randomcrazygirl1ify]

im gonna watch scream 4 tomorrow!

[natalie021201]

mowwwwwwwwwwww



[brittanylolkitty]

OMG! i love your wink! your soooo cute <3

[squirrely115]

Awh. Shane, your grandmother sounds adorable. :]

[coraanne285]

the craziest thing that happened 2 me this week is going to put ma little shoes on, and finding "Suprise" in my shoe from my cat duncan.... and NO its NOT all ice cream and sprinkles, its A,B,Ced grass and kibble XD

[martinchetyu1]

lol i just realized it says caca...

[CaitlynSouthern7]

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF HE GOT THE PART CUZ I DONT WATCH SCARY MOVIES AND IT CAME OUT ALREADY...SO IDK...CAN ANYONE TELL ME?

[Kaybeezie92]

Thumbs up if you mix pasta to Shane's videos. XD

[morrisonr4]

ARRRRRGH I LOVE WES CRAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darkprincess45000]

I Love Wes Craven <3! He's Amazing !

[ttlegates]

what kind of editing system do you use?

[hytrolok]

Great site with an iPad 2 to win: goo.gl\8ONjl

[seanjosephhayes]

fibre bars... cos i LOVE TO POOP! hahahaha

[CleverDevil666]

hes so high i can tell

[LOL30454]

remember millakin kidz i waz blondy long hair 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LOL30454]

meeting u at hot topic remember i dont think that waz this week who cares!!

[muggle5972]

THERE WERE LIKE, 5 FIGHTS IN ONE WEEK AT MY MY SKOOL!

[xboxboy98]

if you dont want the butter i could use it for my expadition (through a dirt road) ~_~

[EpicMonkey82]

craziest thing i did??? propably fucking you while u were sleeping... wait, did i just type that? no, the craziest thing was probably going to the wake after my grandpas funiral. Everyone was crying, then at the hotel we were dancing and we were so happy and we forgot about the funiral!

[kayiztoobright]

The craziest thing that happened to me was probably finally being able to meet up with my boyfriend, he had been in the hospital for 6 months, and he is finally doing well again, thank god <3

[MyJustMeHere]

I was expecting you to say someone shit then you're like 'Wes Craven' and I'm like,

SHANE,HAVE MY CHILDREN.

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

3:31 Shane actually sounded GOOD

[ashedpotatoes]

The craziest thing tht happend to me was I was rollerskating with my friends and this person behind me fell then I fell then my friend infront of me fell then my friend infront of her fell... It was like dominos lol

[jojojorge94]

Do you know what caca is?

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

@jojojorge94 Shit Much XD

[jojojorge94]

@xXxAhmedTarekxXx

i didin't know that it is the same word in english too

[jillrusch]

that i got in a fist fight and won

[imsocooleo1]

@Trotty5184 she died last year

[MrArmadillo85]

Aww I miss you grandma dawson :(((((



[Trotty5184]

make that 400,000 AND 1 x) get better grandma dawson!

[rvb2006]

In the intro what is the name of the video of the black guy doing jumping jacks...?? Help plz

[blackandpurpleluver]

is that spray butter?

i dont think we have that in canada

[MissGagaProductions]

Lol, I thought this was about Gaga, but it wasn't! Well, my crazy thing that happened to me was meeting Lady Gaga! Best feeling in the world!!!!

[9robin6]

i got beat up by a 9th grader and like i hope you read this because you are my idol Shane and i hope one day we can talk or meet up. i hope i can be a person like you being able to overcome everything that you have and still be so open and funny and cool. bye shane.

[99poisonivy]

I have eight boxes of fiber one cuz I

LOVE TO POOP!!

[DrivingCrazy274]

btw u only have 1 kool aid!

[SourBananas1]

Shane, you went : "Umm, thats about it" twice :3

[eltopiton]

O LEAS ESTO!!SI LO AS LEIDO COPIA Y PEGA ESTO EN 5 VIDEOS MAS SI NO LO HACES TU MADRE MORIRA EN 3 DIAS POR FAVOR HACEME CASO ES UNA MALDICION

[ptn187]

Lmfao made me laugh so hard!!!!!

[KijoFenrir]

my ferst kiss

[imasuperdork]

I almost cried I didn't repize this was before his grandma (r.i.p)... I'm not gonna say cuz it's so sad, I love you Shane and everyone else who watches your vids you are the best, your funny, sweet, inspirational, dirty (perv), most likely pedo bear, cute, amazing, ghetto virgin on YouTube and the universe!!! We love you Shane! Keep doin wat you are born to do which is making people smile and laugh =} xoxox

[HollyDawsonxox]

omg u would look cute @ anyyy interview! :P) ily

laters braaahhhh

[rose64girl]

I wish I could count that fast...

[rose64girl]

tgtt

[heroicman03]

in our country caca means shit...

[HollyDawsonxox]

@heroicman03  yeah rite i bet u only speak english ddude1!!!!

[heroicman03]

@HollyDawsonxox no im not

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

@heroicman03 Mine too xD

[rilzroo]

@heroicman03 you australian?

[heroicman03]

@rilzroo Romanian...Eastern Europe

[rilzroo]

@heroicman03 ha. in our country you can also say poo goona

[245angels]

@heroicman03 what are u

[heroicman03]

@245angels a proud romanian

[SuperPeanut1990]

@heroicman03

it means the same for us lol

[heroicman03]

@SuperPeanut1990 GREAT

[galilotantv]

@heroicman03 are u from israel?

[heroicman03]

@galilotantv no...im from Romania

[galilotantv]

@heroicman03 caca is sh!t in israel too

[heroicman03]

@galilotantv oh...THATS COOL

[galilotantv]

@heroicman03 no... it is SHITTY!

ha!!!!!!!

pun

[chocorettogirl]

@galilotantv French say also caca for shit lol

[Pruttomaten]

@heroicman03 -.-

he kiiind of meant shit also..''he cacad his pants'' unno..

[teanicolae]

@heroicman03 If in your country caca means shit,then your country is our country and it is the old Romania.Which means that an other romanian watches Shane Dawson,which is fucking great.

[heroicman03]

@teanicolae oooooo nicolae ce faci tati ?

[teanicolae]

@heroicman03 Stau p'aicea.Tu?

[heroicman03]

@teanicolae :)) bn...din ce judet esti ?

[teanicolae]

@heroicman03 Bucuresti.Tu?

[heroicman03]

@teanicolae Brasov

[boboy665]

@heroicman03 yes , israel??

[heroicman03]

@boboy665 Romania