The Distraction Machine

[ALLoY202]

If I destroy my computer how would I watch this video to know that I must destroy my computer?

[superslimsim]

i make airplanes with my notebook!

[person8110]

Phones are the new distraction machines. They have most of the features that a computer has, and they are portable.

[St0NRd]

YEA, GOOD CONCLUSIONS...

[fiction49]

there should be way more wow on there

[fiction49]

@fiction49 my bad

[souske25]

im watching this instead of doing my homework. but i cant turn off the internet because its an online class.

[drunkenlight]

0:52, or you can just ignore it. Hell, works for me.

[MascutarHero]

you forgot porn in the chart 

[csccdog]

this is why I love notebooks... they're my strange addiction..

[sciamacha]

the trouble w/ tribbles

[Elit3KD]

What do you use to edit?

[Elit3KD]

WTF 3RD UP FROM BOTTOM RIGHT AT 0:15

WATCH PORN!!!!!!!!

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

I destroyed my computer. The I realized I needed to finish my novel. My handwriting is terrible, so I got myself an Alphasmart.

[jeremyfrancis]

if we did what kirby says, we wouldn't give a shit about him. if we did what kirby does, we wouldn't give a shit about him. if we do neither, kirby's a distraction machine.

[Juepuchin]

Totalmente de acuerdo.

[pabloenis]

0:44 what is FUCKR? lol and where's the porn part? ;)

[dingo596]

0:17 watch porno

[TheDistractionTrap]

this should have gone viral! ... I guess the watchers must have been distracted 0.o

[Dokimon]

Preaching to the choir. I've had my blackberry hidden from me so i wouldn't waste time fiddling. :(

[MrJohnny56789]

who noticed the little gremlin looking guy in the background making faces at 0:30-0:35?

thats how distracted you all are.

[wakkacraft]

satire ftw :)

[t0mll0yd]

He says all this.... through a video on youtube. Fail.

[Mayhamsdead]

@t0mll0yd Yes you are.

[StudioOfStirling]

@Mayhamsdead OMG WOW THANK YOU YOU ARE THE GOD OF MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE (epic sarcasm)

[Mayhamsdead]

@StudioOfStirling Troll uses Caps Lock : Check...pipe down son, don't wage your frustration on the keyboard.

[AstDerek]

What did you say? I was distracted

[HarryLisewski]

i laughed at the irony.

of you posting this on youtube.

[Evelstar7]

Desktop wallpaper??? what do people have as there wallpaper Movies?

[vandealex]

yep!! wall paper movies the next app for your i phone

[Ledar51]

Right now im getting distracted...

[justinheath905]

Facebook Is The Cult Of Distraction.

[kaikahitonari]

is there any apparent reason why you're smashing a mac to your knee?

[BigDaddyPimpen]

i should be making an article but i was distracted by this video. lol :D

[Ninjamaster333]

>Macbook

>Gaming

OH GOD, I LOL'D HARD

[whoknows1235]

I see "watch porn"

[Dokubus]

I saw world of warcraft in there.

lol :]

[froggblogg]

right now this is distracting me from my hw lol

[dakane328]

@froggblogg me too

[macnb]

OR we can just control ourselves and use it for what we need each time.. The fact that job can't be done is our fault not computer's fault..

[xcowner]

I bet this was made with a computer. LOL

[haosultist]

kirby plays WoW? 0:45

[kirby1]

Actually no, I'm just pretending to not be an old fart. :)

[BlateroStulidum]

are you related to fergie from the b.e.p.(stacy ferguson)?

[kirby1]

Alas, no.

[BlateroStulidum]

you replied =) Don't know what alas means(I'm Austrian), but I love this video. It even made my mom laugh. Good luck!! =)

[kirby1]

Thank you!

And "alas" means "unfortunately."

[BlateroStulidum]

Hm, I think being related to a star must be dreadful. Hey, I got an A on my latin test, and my sister got an Oscar. Anyway, thanks for being my "friend" (: I'm thrilled! Looking forward to more amazing vids! have a nice day (:

[HomerSETH9]

@kirby1 at 0:45 does it say flickr or fuckr

[jizzleh2]

LOL @ kirby's face after he said something about the wireless.

[swichi293]

Hmmm, typewriter that dispenses porn . . . I call patent rights!

[03honej]

yeh, good luck hahah

[NewsOrAim]

No.  It was Flickr.

[OverlordJake]

I like the shotgun on the swiss army knife.

[koolness100]

lol yeah great protection from bears at camp right lol

[LALAPAPA1]

same

[wrenzil]

You are incredibly entertaining.

[eLmahki]

i should have gone to work today. but i'm not. instead? watching youtube. lolx hahaay

[Xinoutorah]

I wish his videos weren't so short :-p

[magmaguy]

hey i saw a shotgun on that swiss army knife! really! look carefully! i want that one... and i cant destroy MY computer... i need it for W0RK! l0l

[Jayrohanallan]

Wow slice should take at least 50% also facebook xD

[Xinoutorah]

I deleted my facebook and now I am FREEEEEE!!!!! Plus all of those god awful tagged pictures of me are no longer tagged...

[jallafedda]

I know what you mean...

Untagged, but sadly still there...

[Xinoutorah]

True that... and I know my facebook is probably still "filed" somewhere... but at least any future info from here on out will be private... :)

[ubentu]

XD at the huge flickr slice on the pie chart!

... and how often do people change their wallpaper... ...and what's with the uber small wow slice?

[wesselbindt]

OMG!!!

It says "epic failure"!!!

OMGOMG!!

[PiracyP]

I was meant to be writing my will...

Yet here I am.

Blah, I leave everything to my cat "Squiggles" so I can play solitaire.

[thatsmymoo2]

I love this. :)

[PetevanGogh]

STOP SMOKIN CRACK NIGGA

[CreateCreateYours]

Umm, "Pr0n" is missing in pie chaart.

[TechnoDogStudios]

@CreateCreateYours you mean like call of duty prone?

[purplydreamz]

hahahaha and if we all destroy our computers, no one will be watching your videos anymore! ok i better get back to studying now.

[GG7878]

lol... I should be cleaning... but I'm not...

[yx516]

I am doing a history review sheet right now ._.

[CoolCalmJames]

Haha i was about to do some homework.

And i ended up here hehe

[thekapptin]

lol, a separate credit for the pie chart animation

[maninator2]

This does 3 things and this one does 430 gazilion and counting ROFL 5/5 and subscribe xD!!

[Chick6517]

Could you teach me how to make the video look like that? My video is always blurry and I feel like I'm not uploading it right.

[fucksatanism]

Just tap tap tap it in.

[rockgoddess14]

you look kinda like jack black....

[awomansmind]

good point

[M1cR0S0fT4Ev3r]

Where can I get one of those typewriters? xD

[Urodas123]

u pydar dont hit a notebook again

[moonblossom15]

haha so true! computers are distracting me right this very minute, actually- LOL, it's what YouTube's for!

[R4ndomCrap]

ha ha, FLICKR, looks like FUCKER when blurred.

[assko11]

its says FUCKR :P

4 eyes :D

[pompeyfan23]

if u pause it when its coming up with all the things a pc can do, one of em is watching porn

[allcingeye]

He makes some good points but we can get inspiration from many things. But also distractions as well. look like we need to learn to balance our selfs.

[GreedyBob]

Yes, yes, and once we have all the computers destroyed, let's fight against electricity! Do all your work in the daytime!

P.S.: Sarcasm.

[lunitacrazy03]

great hahahha xD

[moaskcage]

u used a computer to tell not to use computers XD

[danthemango]

umm, try that again, and try to make sense this time.

[hardy2soft]

fucking bullshit...put that n.b in ur mothers ass if u r so pissed..n still use it. stfu u mf

[wenenen]

LOL! Use a computer.... to tell people not to use computers... smooooooth xD

[azarikia]

xD

That's too true. Today I've wasted 6 hours trying to write up an essay, and I've got nothing down. Because of my laptop

[Strangolation]

It's because of you actually :)

[xxxdamage]

This video says the truth. In fact, I really should be doing my homework right now, but instead, I'm on YouTube commenting on videos that really speak to me. Lovely. :P

[Strangolation]

lol which one do you think is better for you?

(youtube)

[WHITeLVIS]

Why in all the videos i c if they have to destroy a computer they do it with apple :D

[Shadow100004]

maybe cuz apple sux?

i find apple really hard...

[sugarspyce9]

Great. I am watching this when I should really finish up my paper. Ironic.

[gefronnogueira]

Great, very cool i liked this video. you say the trust.

[BlackValleyRequiem]

He says while using a computer to get his message across...

[ltduke]

yeay destroy the apple =p

[snotpokkit]

It's so true!

I turn off my internet at times to be more productive, or I just leave the house to do work without a computer.

[BlateroStulidum]

ahahahah. so funny. so true. actually sad. anyway. hahahah. and isn't it funny I'm watching this vid right now, sitting comfortably with my notebook (on which I am supposed to write my handout for math tomorrow?)

5*

[neox303]

I liked your video. I dont speak english that well, so can you tell me what did you say fast after you destroyed the notebook?

[doomhammer8k]

"or I suppose you could turn off your wireless. oh..."

[soiireecaniioo]

Aguante Boca Juniors, Buenos Aires, Argentina

[dersqrc]

Stupid, but he's right... But why I should destroy my notebook oO I paid 1 Year for this fawking technicthing (1200€ = 12x100€)

[cewape]

was ist das für ain schajz

[pompeyfan23]

he looks like jack black with glasses

[Enqueion]

chain messages suck but there is a way to counter them maybe... send (as a reply) a nasty insult and a similar message to this one to the person who posted this story and maybe it might make it's way back to the original auther good luck. times copied: 0 your the first to read this (originally written by enqueion) please change number of copies accordingly (i'm trying to track this)

[taymor111]

have you destroyed the computer from where u have uploaded this video.???

[Gill1am]

lol, nice question : D

[dersqrc]

lol xD n1 Love your comment!

[alestones79]

DIED DIED COMPUTER!!!!!!1

[lesginge]

bell end wrong tence in that centence, you sound retarded

[zacxl]

who cares?

[Flachzange25]

lol

[ovariandermoidcyst]

You are a downtowner yuppy cocksucker.

Go get a haircut, you mop-headed pussy.

C'mon mate, you can't blame everything on your society. It's not Apple's fault you play Neopets and check your e-mail 800 times a day.

[balcombe426]

my aren't we a bit uppity? its comedy... get a grip will you? no need for name calling! :) have a nice day

[kryspin101]

I Wont Kill My PC....

[MaggotLibera]

The computer itself wont get u distracted is ur weak mind =/ if u cant keep urself focused on soemthing you have to do, then balme urself and not technology(computers).

[Xycondetsu]

No I'd say it's the computer.

[ivanbuzz]

nic one dude!!!

for destroying that laptop...

let me try this on my laptop too!!!

FTW!!!

[habit47]

P.S. Do you own a phone?

[habit47]

The mere fact that this video was produced and distributed on your so-called Distraction Machine proves you still have some thinking to do, my friend. The evidence FOR tech, and the positive use of it to assemble a quiet revolution that will pull the rug out from underneath the SYSTEM OF MAN, is overwhelming. When the Singularity arrives, I think you might need some ketchup for your careless words. Night.

[THEROILER1]

bullshit

[cairo69]

I think you are so totally right mate.

Happens to me all the fucking time.

And for the haters , ofcourse you can get distracted while writing on a normal notebook , but you won't be distracted by 10.000 of things that can keep you distracted you for hours and hours and hours :)

Peace!

[HyperSnow]

Poor notebook!

[teemuruskeepaa]

I think this guy has a bully tone in his voice as a ritual. And he is ignorant about computers

[endroo93]

Hell with WoW!

[clairenbaz]

its ironic when the thing your dissmissin is the thing u broadcast on bit two faced dont ya think

[thomashome05]

In that case the new iWork is quite cool! iWork let's you go fullscreen and see only the thing you need to see. So no dock, no iTunes and no Porn errr yes I mean Internet! I mean many tools like Photoshop can let you go fullscreen!

[trueblue004]

distruct my ass

[rpaslux]

first : it's "distract".

Second : distract your ass ? maybe ... you oughta know what you do with it ...

[jotonxbartender]

you can make a paper cannon ball on your notebook and throw it on someone's face....

^^

[nightfox]

and u just so happened to use a computer to make this video grow up, distraction depends on the kind of person you are, you can still get distracted while writing on an actual notebook, your not a smart person your just an average joe.

[RivergirlsAnthem]

Great example : I should be working on my final paper, which is due at the end of the week. What I AM doing is surfing the internet (GAH! YouTube!). I need to protect my brain. *sigh*

[hunbenny]

you can put on fire with notebook too XD

[j1s92]

so true!!!!

[myudlife]

absolutely right

[trinokonker]

kirby ?haha nice kirby ferguson

[btrep889]

Haha so true.

[Regicidal13med]

lol notebook can do 3??guys...u can make an airplane on it!>..gaah..common sense!

[delnaja17]

Get a job...

[MVTN]

Sell my notebook is better than destroy it... who disagree?

[koolness100]

lol your name is kirby cool so is my friend

[tirsden]

Heh... if WoW is gonna be listed, it should be a much larger chunk of the pie. XD (still, great to see it on there)

[DouglasMTL10]

Fucky

[Raikonex]

Damn those MacBooks! lol

[AZNKOREALEE]

so true so true~~~ XD

XD XD

[Progamereliteftw]

Ironically he posted this on the internet 0.o

[meanmeanseasons]

So funny. haha---but so very true. DX

[dogman1disturbed1rok]

yet we are watching him on youtube... which means he wouldne took a while to upload which means he spends a fair bit of time on the internet

[bosiris08]

In a way this is true, we are all blinded by these distractions.

[happybea]

he's right!! i shall destroy my laptop right after this message!!! D<

...

¬¬ not... do you know how expensive this is?!? è_é

[BakingBitch]

kinda retarded and pointless

[HungryTatertot]

hey everybody please check my channle out, its pretty cool, so go subscribe. THANKS!

[Exhonour1337]

You telling people to get off computers. You made this on computer and put it on the internet from a computer.

[Raikonex]

Google the definition of irony and sarcasm....oh and sense of humor while you're at it.

[Exhonour1337]

Wow really? If you found this video funny you must be a complete idiot. Its not funny. At fucking all.

[xplodeanburn]

He just cant do anything cos its a mac.

[XRasenX]

Ahahahahah ROFL

[dutileo]

Your Crazy

[ElectroJuanLa22]

hahahaah

[amilliondead]

hehe that was good.

STEPHEN!

[bob515151]

I have seen the light, I will proceed to destroy my computer after developing a virus that will crash all hard drives.

Lol this dude.