Black Ops Fun Tactics- Two Tactics

[VincentRobWeis]

I enjoyed the piece of poetry, his prank calls are fun to hear.

[Redtruck162]

This was my best birthday, just because this video was uploaded on my 2011 birthday :D

[reconist100]

pizza is what i admire ,but touching my nipples is my true desire

[catfishboys21]

do prank calls bro. and more vids.

[isaiahbuendia]

LOL the armilladillo joke

[utadnowa]

The soul of a poet, and the nipples of a hardcore stripper. Does it get better than that?

[ElVenezolano94]

It's spray and pray. Not fucking pray and spray.

[hmmmmmmmmgood]

not a tactic bro bs waste of flame amanure hour. pray and spray with a flamethrower isn't a tactic

[hmmmmmmmmgood]

waste of a clay knife em instead!!

[KHfan1001]

LOL around 1:02 he ran passed a enemy on the ground calling in the Rolling Thunder

[colasakke9]

u sound like very boooooooooring but u have pretty good jokes

[luis101dominicanboy]

God it was sooo cool when he said that it felt like finding nemo when he did this flame thrower thing...... that was sooo funny

[POoolifoster]

Slapp my ass untill i shit out of my mouth'' Me: ROFLMAO!!!!

[POoolifoster]

''Slap my ass

[J3HST3R75]

"Its hardcore jizzpants..." hahhahahaha XD

[Lilsaintaz]

LOL he just made another prank call to pizza hut on his latest vid!

[brenoakiy]

2:33

LOLOLOLOL

[letsrage23]

i am gonna slap my ass hole till i shit out of my mouth omg how do you come up with this looooooooool

[reichstag10]

Thumbs up if his new Prank call video brought you here!

[lelouch70001]

Nice prank call

[saltcor]

Lolololololololololo

[RobloxAdminstrator12]

A pizza, a small cheese pizza would be nice! But touching my nipples with block if ice... Would be great xD

[alex91356]

do some more black ops vids

n please suck my titis

[Xandersgrampa]

Fucking hilarious



[jacobwritz]

charzard USE FIRE SPIN.

[OreoGMoneyJr]

LOL @ the prank call!!

[dr4g0ns1ay3r5]

i want to see him play techno kitten adventure

[liventgod]

I'm gonna slap my asshole till I shit out of my mouth

[RafaelFeyenoordfan]

"This shit kinda reminds me of Finding Nemo, except instead of Finding Nemo I'm trying to find out wherever the fuck I am." This man just won the internet.

[MrGeorgio135]

you should do prank videos!!!!!!!

[Vildanisch]

Why would you just start prank calling someone wtf

[xDespairxRevolationx]

A small pizza is what I admire but touching my nipples is my true desire -3 lol

[AskingShaynna]

how in the rainbow giraffes nipples can you say random shit without laughing your ass off?

[thatnoobnoob]

I sometimes also slap my asshole till i shit out of my mouth..

[arrow0seb]

Pizza, a small cheese pizza would be nice. But touching my nipples would break the ice.

[TheNQSclan]

Pizza is what i admire but touching my nipples is my true disire.:Lady on the phone talking: Pizza a small cheese pizza would be nice but touching my nipples with a block of ice. Helluw? Ah what the f*ck.

[MrJuiceize]

How ironic. Funniest person ever, never laughs.

[kaayleyb]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OrginalTeamArkham]

Hahaha theatre mode was too busy like... Peeling a banana or some shit

[bieberlikesmen69]

i think i have an idea for a new series...Cr1TiKals Prank calls =D

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

@bieberlikesmen69 That and Dating Tips with Cr1TiKaL.

[TweezarTheWatcher]

@TheOriginalZombieDoG Those Dating tips work they are flawless

[FreudRulz]

Are you Canadian?

[monstre55]

@FreudRulz no he's not

[DragonLordG]

Pizza lady should have trolled back. "Congratulations, you have unlocked the secret menu. So that's one pizza, hold the cheese, with gummy bears and shit on it. Anything else, sir?"

[cekinxxx]

@DragonLordG not funny

[drumslayer27]

pixar should make the sequel to finding nemo "finding out wherever the fuck i am"

[JordyLustig]

so fucking funny

[lusterman646]

this guy iz awesome

[YoshiFan300]

Theater: "YOU INTERRUPT MY BANANA, FOR THIS!?"

(google image it if you don't know)

[coleblaine]

its hardcore Jizz-pants....................­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[godismyhomie102]

instead tell them you would like to lick your hairy nipples

[limdoetoe]

i cant beleive the pizza hut chick actually asked "for delivery?"

[MegaPenguin65]

why do americans always swear

[AssassinN8ive]

@MegaPenguin65 Because we love to



[uncut7007]

@MegaPenguin65 When did it just get narrowed down to Americans? Everyone in the world always swears.

[MegaPenguin65]

@uncut7007 i mean it in video wise. they swear the most in their videos.

[uncut7007]

@MegaPenguin65 How long have you had the internet?

[MegaPenguin65]

@uncut7007 does that matter right now mate?

[ghostghilliesniper]

@MegaPenguin65 How do you know he's american? He could be canadian.

[MegaPenguin65]

@ghostghilliesniper touche my freind touche.

[WeskerSalazar]

75 People didn't jizz their pants while watching this

[KhanteinCA]

What u need to do is put the flame thrower on any assult rifle and turn the ti....turn the te... I am going to slap my asshole until shit comes out of my mouth...WHAT U NEED TO DO IS TURN THE SEN-SA-TI-VITY TO 10 and start spinning around in circles

[nubscap3]

Mw3 fun tatics -Coming soon-?

[DannyBoy85Guide]

THE PRANK CALL OF AWESOME!

[survivalkiing]

Peeling a banana wtf LOL!!!

[MrJenkinzjr]

2:11 i laughed so hard when i saw this the first time !! :D

[TwiztedAsylum]

@MrJenkinzjr I'm gonna slap my asshole til I shit outa my mouth

[MrJSJSM]

i love the prank call XP

[xl2iiSkGiiVERx2RAW]

nice video bro thumbs up.... check my channel and videos out i think they might bring some interest to you ,thanx

[puritymaggot1]

"Pizza is what I really admire but touching my nipples is my true desire... Pizza, a small cheese pizza would be nice-but touching my nipples with a block of ice...Would be GREAT"

[shutupIhavemoney]

i hope CrTiKaL gets better quickly, if you did'nt know he's in the hospital.

i hope he get's to make new videos soon thumbs up if you care about him jut like me!

[cruelguy1]

@shutupIhavemoney hes definetly not in the hospital. he WAS in the hospital. has been out for a month now. he might just be done with making videos..

[shutupIhavemoney]

@cruelguy1 yeah but i really hope he's better

[Terrorstanius]

@shutupIhavemoney hes fine now

[Vivek95100]

tht was the best prank call ever :P



[turtlegoesnomnom]

mcflurable someone said he collapsed his lung well im not totally sure

[AviKeek]

75 people need there asshole slapped till they shit outta there mouth

[stopyork123]

NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!

[Spart4n02]

More prank calls! That was hilarious

[mcflurable]

Y U NO MAKE MORE VIDEOS???

[blacklord124]

anyone notice the person prone at 1:02 ?

[abbrown38]

o hell ya prank calls fore the win

[ImaginationWorldwide]

this guy would be soooo hilarious to toke with....

[MitchellTomWagener]

*xbox

[MitchellTomWagener]

@megabuttfungus he is on ex

[gollybob135]

I paused the video so I could listen to the prank call... I feel like I am on a whole new level of dumb.

[xtwilightsinx]

@gollybob135 don't feel too bad...I did the same thing. xD

[ABBDSJK]

"pizza is what i really admire but touching my nipples is my true desire"

"-for delivery?"

LOOOOOOOOL

[AdventurousSlytherin]

Ah, niceeee... Poor Pizza Hut

[megabuttfungus]

my psn is buttfungie i would love to do fun tactics in a 6 party in search and destroy but all my friends are try hards so if you want to do fun tactics friend me with a message saying fun tactics

[haironhat333]

A new Cr1tikal video would be nice, but touching my nipples with a block of ice would be great.

[Revolution5268]

@haironhat333 with cheese.

[awesomebears]

you have the most funniest stupidest jokes ever

[rubiksisaseasyaspi]

thumbs up if you noticed he said "i highy advise against NOT doing that" at 1:15

[pennersindcool]

the flamethrower thing looks like that neji hyuuga jutsu lol

[delija66]

hahaha

[edaganis]

only MLG people put their sensativaty to 10

[edaganis]

hardcore jizz pants

[NYKnicks7171]

How is anything similar to an armadillo asshole? =P

[rinwhr]

I actually tried saying "A cheese pizza is what I admire, but rubbing my nipples is what I desire" on the phone and they hung on me lol

[NVThockey89]

i used the flamethrower tactic and got a choppa and dogs

[gggutube]

whoe i was killed by someone using the flame thrower....... FUCK

[maddog13212]

ima slap my asshole and shit out my mouth!!!! wtf!!!! fukin hilarious

[pspportablepower]

i like how he runs infront of the claymores after planting them lol

[arkellproductions]

I love you

[GamingSucks]

I suscribed because of this video funny as fuck lol

[yoyoo9000]

funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jogador134]

73 people work at Pizza Hut

[thekitteh100]

xD tht was awesome do some more calls

[MrsPaledick]

your a naughty boy

[PhycoBlades555]

Lolllllllllllll touching my nipples with a block of ice lmfao u should do a prank call series man

[bap9416]

when Cr1TiKaL hires a prostitute he only asks her to rub his nipples. Nothing else is needed

[Brote74]

Dud Ur so effin funny

[VekErro]

"turn your sensitivity up to 10"

C'mon dude it was already there[/myinternetpenisishuge]

[SomeEskimo7]

Who could dislike this video? Seriously. He did a prank call involving nipples. What more can you ask for?

[crazygood876]

Are we ever going to see the face behind these amazing vids?

[xKiLLAx7God]

This ones called hot potato. Use flak jacket pro (needed to reset the fuse on the grenade) and marathon and just keep throwing your grenade and picking it up again until you find an enemy, then you throw it at them.

[xxChaos97yelxx]

do a prank call series!!!!

[StealthxxClown]

"Pizza is what I admire but, touching my nipples is my true desire."

" A small cheese pizza would be nice but, touching my nipples with a block of ice"

i couldn't breathe...

[DudeGettaLife2]

WHEN IS THE PRANK PHONE CALL SERIES COMING

[fuckenmovies9494]

ROFLOL

[MrDarkwolfX]

2:10, thats what she said

[kraftyisback]

LOL! "What the fuck..."

[TheWinkilldie]

listen to "my salsa" by eminem great song :D

[3888Matt]

great similes dude

-_-

[BRUIZNCRUIZ]

thumbs up if you want to see moar fun tactics!

[Explod1ngNinja]

@BRUIZNCRUIZ more*

[cartman316dx]

135 to 137 Ladie: for delivory

[MultiBlazeFire]

lol when he fnished the sentance i started laughing so hard i fell off my chair and my eyes started watering..

[PS3GamesProductions]

PIZZA Is Great But Touching my Nipples is better. So is that delivery? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[bearswin4]

This is frickin hilarious!

[THEOCTOSQUIDINATOR]

its hardcore jizz pants ;)

[999pokemonfan]

how is it possible that he doesnt laugh at his own jokes.....unless he has been holding back on the comedy

[koal1ify]

"Touching my nipples is my true desire"....*for delivery?*

[ABBDSJK]

@koal1ify AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAH SO TRUE HAHAHAHAHA

[fireorb13]

herp derp *hits sub button* ;)

[deezkidzz]

U R THE FUNNIEST GUY ON YOUTUBE

[Darknight805]

"....hello.." *click* LMAO

[beaslbudmw2ps3]

go to your secondary sprint switch then when you have no gun diveand in midair you can tamahawk and peaple get supermad

[Greenlava1]

When he is doing the prank call he sounds like Patrick Star.

[thraxx457]

" Pizza is what i really admire, but touching my nipples is what i truly desire" "A small cheese pizza would be nice but touching my nipples would be great"

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i shit and pissed myself 3 times when i heard that!

[rangersrock20]

this was made on my b-day :D

[AllDaySk8rs13]

Why is there a chris brown video related to this? o.O

[vinnyEtv]

72 people work at pizza hut

[Waendchen]

cr1tik is the only person i know that just randomly pranks pizza hut while recording the audio to a youtube video. this guy is a motherfuckin LEGEND!!!

[Themadgunman11]

"i get alot of kills with this" 2 clips ago: Challenge earned flamethrower 10 kills

[PNiffy1178]

RKPTGaming look it up for sick sniping montage

[H4rdcor3TilliDi3]

from 1:38 i was eating some chicken and i nearly died from lol bcoz i choked on the chicken, and i was still lol

[wDoggy63w]

"Pizza is what I really admire,

but touching my nipples, is my true desire"

"For delivery?" LOL

[irndeath]

My friends only the the claymore thing lol we scream "Claymore time!" into our headsets right when we are about to get a kill. Everyone should try it.

[GumpyFuck]

Make a prank calling series please! (:

[iKayTheOne]

"I am going to slap my asshole till i shit out of my mouth!" LOL

[bbruderer]

you are seriously the funniest person ive ever heard

[FloogoBros]

Watch me do the flamethrower thing!

/watch?v=5HE0_ulrP04

[tylerf13ful]

you, yellow pages, and phones, and your humor. PRANK PHONE CALL SERIES PLEASE

[KrayzieKwikz]

@Penguinz0 A good fun tactic would be is wen u run into a group of campers, hold a frag grenade and dont throw it. Run into the room holding it and its funny as hell. Idk. Just a thought

[neverspade]

Freaking awesome

[erkandevensCOOKBOOK]

Make a prank call series:)

[bluesnow44]

omg.

i would totally watch that

[boyskater223]

whats your xbox gamer tag i wna play a match

[Base537]

can u post a new fun tactics please

[Optimu5DusT]

this is fun shit

[SofaKingDown]

"it's similar to looking at an armadillo's asshole and watching it change colors . it's hardcore jizzpants"

ahh man , you make my crappy days happy :D

[KSS998]

"turn the tins-turn the-turn the ti- I am gonna slap my asshole till i shit outta my mouth!" XD BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

[boranapak]

ur the funniest guy in the *ing universe XD

[applefritters5064]

I AM GOING TO SLAP MY ASSHOLE UNTIL I SHIT OUT OF MY MOUTH

[ChrizM8456]

LMFAOOOO