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  • For feeling-less comments like the morons here are why women complain and go lesbians. So man can be also without feelings.

  • I've noticed when it comes to songs, men mostly sing sbout how great women are or how in love the are, while women will mostly sing about being pissed at men for whatever reason.

  • @nurb101 try listening to songs by females other than Taylor Swift. There are many love and hate songs by both women and men.

  • Ofc women have feelings. Just not any feelings when it comes to men :)

  • Hey guys stop being sexist. Bitches hate that

  • Every comment is a reply, so i will not reply, and be my own comment :)

  • @xujploxjux still a reply to all the others comments

  • I want his hair, it looks so puffy and soft. :D

  • So true, this guy is brilliant.

  • You people are analyzing this joke far too much. It's hysterical despite being a generalization. :D I definitely laughed at this...

  • I've never heard truer words... even taking into account what he said about wine in Black Books.

  • Even though I am a girl, I mean girls are meaner and more subtle than guys sometimes, but I like cunning subtle people.

  • men are supposed to be these primitive sex driven simpletons, but in reality women are even more primitive but in a suttle way, thats why they are conflicted much more than men in modern society, and thats why alot of women are psychologically fucked up

    tldr women function stronger on primal behaviour programming, just in a schizophrenic suttle way because of what society wants them to be today.

  • @schmendriks you must be a man.

  • 36 are women :P

  • This is so fucking true, my ex girlfriend has no idea what she has done to me =(

  • loving all this very eloquent use of vocab here, moran the inspirer! lol

  • BREAK IT UP YOU TWO!

  • Ha ha 99% like , obviously few feminist women did not like that remark

  • @normansmother1

    Brilliant response ... huge thumbs up :-) 

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  • SO not true. but very funny. LOL

  • He's joking. Calm down. Freaks.x

  • Dear everyone who's being negative towards this. If you know Dylan Moran's character and personality onstage, you'd be laughing like everyone else. If you don't, why are you watching this? I'm a woman. He's hilarious.

  • Hello Mr. Moran, about the shoes comment...

    WOMEN ARE PROGRAMMED TO THINK THAT WAY BY OUR PATRIARICHAL SOCIETY!!!

    Consider yourself lucky that you and other men free of such gender pressure are able to pontificate and access 'something deeper/more meaningful', as suggested by this clip.

    Women don't have the time, being mens bitches and all that.

  • @roryphelan Programmed? Pressure? Hardly. I'm a woman (girl, really) and I really don't give a flying shit about shoes, what does it matter? Clothes are clothes. If you like them, good for you. But you shouldn't like them just because society says so. Did the shoes comment really make you mad?

    I actually find it funny, cause I see so many girls have tons of shoes then flip out when they can't find the pair they want out of the six OTHER pairs they have.

  • @roryphelan Programmed? Pressure? Hardly. I'm a woman (girl, really) and I really don't give a flying shit about shoes, what does it matter? Clothes are clothes. If you like them, good for you. But you shouldn't like them just because society says so. Did the shoes comment really make you mad?

    I actually find it funny, cause I see so many girls have tons of shoes then flip out when they can't find the pair they want out of the six OTHER pairs they have.

  • @AliTDV I find it funny too, it didn't make me mad. I just thought about it after i laughed and thought 'yer man puts it very well, but I think he's unfair.'

    I am glad to hear that you don't feel pressure, but (*patronising tone*) I am confused AliTDV, you say at the start of your comment that women are not programmed, or feel no pressure, but then at the end of your comment you say the thing about 'so many girls' freaking out over a pair of shoes... so,

    MWAHAHA

    (sorry i am tired)

  • @roryphelan ...I did kind of mess that up, didn't I? I mean more of, they really shouldn't be like that, being 'programmed', just like what they like, not for what society, friends, or men want them to like or wear... But programmed isn't the right word for all of this anyway, which is why I think I messed that up. Programmed is too strong of a word. Pressure, yes. Society, yes. Programmed, no.

    (I think, I'm getting myself confused now. >w>)

  • @AliTDV No you're grand. Good comment.

  • @roryphelan wow, that's just what i was kinda going to say...

    well i was gonna say: he's talking about Girls,not Women.

    as in women who act like girls.

    as long as we live in a left brain society, women will be forced to worship ego and status becos if they act like women, their natural sensuality and empathy will be taken advantage of and will be turned into Sluts because Left brained men are egomaniacs who want more than one woman, but aren't allowed by society to have more than one at a time..

  • Most shoes worth a lot more than most men and they last longer too. Now go read your porn magazines and be quiet.

  • @Andromedauk Really? So you would rather have feelings for cow hide?

  • @dylan111291 Really. I'd rather have feelings for pebbles, they don't have a huge ego but they lack soul... but then again so do men.

  • @Andromedauk That's biased and not even true. Since I don't believe "souls" exist in the first place it doesn't matter either way .

  • @dylan111291 More of a statistical fact rather than a biased opinion but don't let me spoil your day. I didn't mean soul in a biblical or theological sense but since it doesn't matter i won't bother either.

  • @Andromedauk I get along with women, and I have nothing against them at all. I find men and women that take a statistic and who have presumably had a few relationships and make a general statement about the other gender to be hateful of the opposite gender.

  • @Andromedauk this has to be the best youtube verbal sparring ever. All pretense of knowledge is finally gone, just two people being mindless :)

  • @Andromedauk All scientific knowledge is worth more than an endless amount of your shitty shoes.

  • @Kiwanja Your attempt for a sophisticated comeback line has failed miserably. Now sit down and shut up.

  • @Andromedauk Your attempt at a retort fails to impress. What do you think made those shoes? Scientific knowledge.

  • @Kiwanja And you're still a failure, you can't even find your own lines , you have to copy mine. Get a fucking life you retard.

  • @Andromedauk I've yet to actually insult your very person, so why the hostility? I apologise if I inadvertently insulted you by insulting shoes.

  • @Andromedauk You sound like a really miserable little shite.

  • @cornflakeclusters I love you too.

  • @Kiwanja While i don't agree with what Andromeda has said in her original post , you don't make any sense at all.

    @Andromeda, we have actually have souls, not all men are porn obsessed, cheating scumbags.

  • @Kiwanja

    Your futile female brain has been overpowered. I laugh at your pathetic being.

  • @Andromedauk Hey, fuck you, twat. What have you done with your life? Who are you to judge an entire gender?

  • @Andromedauk Aw, the ugly fat chick is upset!

  • @BettyCrockur Bullying doesn't work on me. Try again.

  • @Andromedauk It doesn't work on you, it only makes you HAVE to reply back. Gotcha, fatty.

  • @BettyCrockur If you didn't expect/want me to respond then why talk to me ?

    BECAUSE YOU ARE A BULLY.

    Have a nice day :)

  • @Andromedauk Go eat your sorrows away

  • @BettyCrockur Uh huh ... i can spare a donut for you and your bruised ego.

  • @Andromedauk yeah, like he said, you bitches have no feelings.

  • @Andromedauk You get a lot of your genes from your dad and male ancestors. Therefore you owe them, and your female ancestors your very existence and positive qualities (not that any shine through here). The only difference between male and female being a few crucial biomolecules. What hateful and ignorant comments you make.

  • I, for one, do not feel this way about shoes.

    Thankyou for your time...

  • @SuzieIsSleepy Holy shit!! Really?!?! My grandfather used to tell me stories about the wild shoeless maidens who roamed the earth, they didn't believe in putting paint on parts of their faces or shaving parts of their bodies, they were free, they were wild, they were one with the El Diablo, they rode naked on tractors, they had pet squirrels named Jeff and they ate fish for a living. Is that it, are you a shoeless maiden or you just don't like stereotypes being used for a cheap laugh?

  • @BonScottAC this is the most accurate description of barefoot women I have ever heard

  • Women have no feelings. This is so true. Women use men for money. Women use men as unpaid bodyguards. Women use men a lot more than men use women but women never get called on it. This whole society is centered on making life easy for women.

  • @johnman1911 lol. men use women for sex all the time.. and yes women do get called out on it if they potentially use a guy, "gold digger" is really only used on women

  • @ByeByeBelly Men don't use women for sex. Men and women both like sex. This is just bs that when a woman has sex with a man that she is somehow doing him a favor. Paying someone's way is doing someone a favor. Having sex with someone you are attracted to is not doing someone a favor. And if the woman has sex with a guy she is not attracted to that is prostitution. If a woman has sex with a guy she is not attracted to she is doing it to get something therefore she is using him.

  • @johnman1911 lol thats ridiculous, me and every other female friend I know have been used for sex. guys pretend to like you and care about you then sleep with you and dump you straight after, happens all the time

  • @ByeByeBelly Maybe they did care about you. Maybe they just moved on. You know if a man cares about you he doesn't have to pledge his life to you until you decide you don't want him. Maybe you were not good in bed. Trust me if you were decent in bed he would come back for more.

  • @johnman1911 lol thats so stupid. I WAS ENGAGED TO THE PERSON and they dumped me. that is being used for sex. 

  • @ByeByeBelly Men get dumped by women they are engaged to all the time. Probably much more often than engaged women get dumped by men. If he was using you for sex he sure went a long way to get all the way engaged to you. Laying down, spreading your legs, and having someone pleasure you is a far cry from working your ass off in order to work your way up in you job so you can pay a woman's way because that is expected of you. There is a cultural expectation for men to pay.

  • @johnman1911 he had no job and he didnt pleasure me

  • @ByeByeBelly You are saying that you are a woman and you got the raw end of the deal in a relationship? I believe that men get the raw end much more than women do in relationships, and there are many reasons that I believe it. One reason is that women complain much more than men do, about anything but about relationships especially. So a woman may be experiencing relationship pain that is on a scale of 1 to 10 a 1 but her complaining from 1 to ten will be a 5. While men it may be the opposit

  • @johnman1911 "I believe that men get the raw end much more than women do in relationships" Show some statistics or it's just prejudice.

  • @Enleuk Read the book called "The Stronger Sex" by Richard Driscoll.

  • @johnman1911 Is it the nonsense I assume it is, or does it have statistics in it?

  • @Enleuk You tube will not let me post links. Use google and you will find some.

  • @johnman1911 You certainly are doing a lot of complaining yourself. Love and sex are, ideally, supposed to go together. In my experience, women are more likely to think "I love him therefore I'll have sex with him", while men are more likely to think "she's having sex with me! I totally love her! Oh, wait, someone else might have sex with me...I love HER!" If I had a choice of leaving a relationship after someone used me for my body or for my money, I'd choose to sacrifice some money every time.

  • @RokiaNY Men are allowed to break off a relationship at any time if it is not what they want. The same way women have the right to break off a relationship any time. Women leave men for someone they think will better suit them and men do the same to women. Women are no more special than men are. Just because men like to have sex doesn't make them wrong.

  • @RokiaNY Love and sex going together is your ideal. It is in your mind. Love is a loaded and complex word. To some people being needy means love. Do you think if a man makes love to you he should then be exactly what you want for the rest of his life? If that is so you are trying to use your vag to make him what you want him to be and that is not love at all. Love is when you care more about the person getting what is good for them than you care about them being what you need.

  • @RokiaNY Maybe you need that time alone when they leave you to get your life in order and be happy with yourself. Being physically attracted to you and wanted to be close to you to share pleasure with you is much more noble than acting as if you want those things in order to get support because you are to lazy or cowardly to go out into the world and get those things for yourself.

  • @ByeByeBelly Maybe if the guy didn't pleasure you, you should have moved on.

  • @ByeByeBelly Not true.

  • What a gorgeous man, and he sounds so convincing when he's being the 'romantic man'... I'd leave shoes for Dylan Moran!

  • This guy speaks the truth!

  • funny :) but honestly i don't even like shoes :/

  • Amazing man.

  • which show is this from?

  • @countparas From his "monster" show

  • He looks like Neil Gaimen.

  • @ThirdRAILKink That's pretty much the biggest compliment you can give anyone.

  • Haha, I do love shoes

  • @amy1w1 I like shoes, as they keep my socks from getting dirty. But I can't say that I love them.

  • HAHAHAAAA !!! Can't believe this is the first time I've heard his stuff

  • thumbs up if you replayed what he said after you heard the punchline to see if it fit the description.

  • @CosmicSPC Is that an autobiography?

  • @NoAdditves its you wanky gay!

  • yeah not that funny

  • Very true. Why isn't he more successful?!

  • He is right; however, what he fails to mention is that men only feel that way about a woman until they have her. Then, the woman quickly falls from her pedestal and his obsession fades...until another woman comes along. A woman's passion for her shoes, on the other hand, rarely fades (unless the current fashion trend dictates it must, and even then, it usually comes around again in several years).

  • @babyp328 well that wouldn't be very funny would it

  • @babyp328 very true ;)

  • @babyp328 alright, this made me smile a lot

  • People who complain about people smoking onstagein plays and during standup are PRECISELY the sort of people who shouldn't GO to stand-up becasue they are HUMOURLESS ASSHOLES. I hopt they eat healthy, abstain from ciggies, booze and other poisons, take regular exercise everyday and STILL GET A HORRIBLE TERMINAL DISEASE.

  • This guy si fucking brilliant

  • my shoes are special to me :( don't be mean

  • 1:15 woman looks to her left: "hahahah... how the fuck does he know?"

  • I'm an astute woman and I can verify that women are rarely more romantic than their male counterpart. Yes, it's true. Because if it was the other way around all women would be single.

  • @Bowie37David This may sound awfully cynical, but I think it's because most women start out romantic as kids and learn not to be, whereas men start out far less romantic, then start becoming more so when they decide to settle down.

  • haha, made me lol

  • i love these clips.... i bet i could put them in sequential order just based on his appearance and voice slurring as the show goes on.

    Dylan Moran is the funniest man alive

  • What is the name of this called? Like dvd stand up or whatever?

  • @nottheonlysinner The stand up is called "Monster"

  • @smokeylg87 Thanks so much lol ^_^

  • Lol. Female prototype. SHOES

  • all the feminists popping out of man-holes. they didn't like that

  • Um, does the person with the top rated comment on this video know what feminism actually is? I THINK NAAAHT!

  • @katemills2521

    well at least he (or she) has a sense of humour. 

  • @katemills2521 Basically complaining isnt it? Arguing endlessly about your right to complain and complicate even the most mundane action - and then suddenly switch your point of view and argue in reverse?

  • @katemills2521 Ask the sort of feminists he's referring to if they know what feminism is, and I'm sure they'll say they do. Oh, well.

  • @katemills2521 get in the kitchen

  • how pissed (drunk) is he?

    To be fair when I saw him live few years back in Edinburgh he was WAAAAAASTED, so I don't know why I'm surprised

  • Someday I'll mean more to her than a nice pair of shoes. It's good to have goals.

  • Heh, I'm a girl and I'll admit, he's got a point.

  • @Stelios480BC Fuck that! Dylan Moran for Emperor of the Sol system!!!!

  • Oh, how deep this truth is. Mr. Moran, my hat is off to you, sir.

  • Oh my god....I'm an alcoholic, live in a bed sit, AND have itchy trousers. Think I'll go and sign up to Match.com.

  • Moran is a God!

  • Believe me, women feel like that. We just tend to keep it to ourselves.

  • @edhelheart Oh, you don't have to convince me, lady. I believe it!

  • @edhelheart The shoes tend not to walk out on you when a better pair of feet shows up...

  • @RokiaNY haha nice one

  • well technically they have feelings then.. for shoes..

  • @FerdaMravenecPVD That's very logical... would have been a great hecal

  • SHOOOOOOOOOES <3

  • ... and I'll have itchy trousers. Fab.

  • dude, i don't even LIKE shoes

  • @lifexisxsoxpainful But I bet you like treating guys like crap and have another object which would substitute for the aforementioned. Cheers.

  • @imshippyupup I treat EVERYONE like crap. And doesn't everybody have something they love that isn't a person? Like boys and their video games

  • @lifexisxsoxpainful Boys and girls, yes, men and women, no.

  • @megamarsvin my mom's adicted to the phone and my dad loves stand up comedy, so men and women do have stuff they love that aren't people.

  • @lifexisxsoxpainful both of those things are people... talking to people on the phone, and watching people do stand up

  • @TheCreator4 OK then my mom is also addicted to playing iphone games BY HERSELF.

  • hahahahaha

  • Oh, Dylan Moran. This woman has feelings. For you.

    Seriously. I love this guy :)

  • 23 women were thinking of shoes

  • Dylan Moran is the king

  • omg LOL AHAHAHA. ahahah the ending killed me.

  • Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

    Because she was a woman!

  • I'm a woman, and a feminist (ooh the F word...), and I find this hilarious. <3 Oh Dylan. Swoon.

  • @thecatsjimjams haha I was just preparing to write that kind of comment myself high five

  • @thecatsjimjams Im a man and it makes me feel so that you think it is funny :(

  • @thecatsjimjams By finding this funny, you have just proven that you are not a feminist.

  • @thecatsjimjams im not a feminist and it bored the shit outta me

  • Is he drunk?

  • @RonaldoStar07 you realise he's irish right...

  • @elmo991 Ha;-).

    No, the reason i checked this out was because a danish comidian have almost stolen his show... Sad ...

    Sorry for my bad english :).

  • @RonaldoStar07 Hm.. can you tell me his name?

  • @NotWorthPrayers Michael Wulff, danish (not so famous) comedian :-).

  • If she can't play COD, she's out on her ass- that's what I always say...

  • whoever dislikes dylan moran might as well end himself

  • Soo true!!

  • oh noes I accidentally hit the vote down button D:

    he's amazing D:!!

  • 22 women.

  • what tour is this, Monster?

  • @ScottishHades

    jop 

  • So Fucking True.

  • Hahahaha

  • Hehe I'm sending this to my sister at uni who last week cleared out her wardrobe and revealed she'd stocked about 267 pairs of shoes!

  • @Kelismoviesmoothie i'm just... amazed and bewildered by that.

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  • Everything he said about women was a joke, everything he said about men was painfully true.

  • i'm putting together a collection of ireland's best comedians on my channel. all suggestions taken.

  • Oh to be able to smoke inside again!

  • @Mat2001uk I feel your pain :(

  • @Mat2001uk

    This was actually after the smoking ban I believe.. Dylan's just a leegend ;)

  • @Mat2001uk

    weeew spreading carcinogens, what a great guy xD

  • @hedonism13

    You should be so lucky as to receive dylans carcinogens.

  • @hedonism13 Really? The person with the screen name "hedonism" is going to lecture us about a person's vices?