Top 10 Things Bob Barker Can Say Now That He's Retired

[Haymaker1986]

The Price is Wrong Bitch!

[Grapes428]

If you don't think Number 3 is the best, well then your sense of humor level is not where it should be.

[MinoritiesRlazy]

none of the late night talk show hosts is funny jay leno, lopez, that dude from the taxi movie, bill mahr , they guy talking right now none of them are funny

[odog65]

@MNsportsguru damn right and have had a mock ending at the end of that episode saying this is Bob Barker remind you to get you and your pets spayed or neutered goodbye everybody

[Warcrafter420]

number 3 is the best, making fun of drew carrey 100%

[TheUbiHard]

number 5, 2 r the best

[TheUbiHard]

number 5

[BottledFun]

definitely one of the best top 10

[winxclublover]

"We get the prizes cheap, cause they're stolen." That was good man. And 18 bucks for a watch? CBS must've gotten it from Wal-Mart.

[SteveC935]

I loved Bob Barker. He was always a fair game show host and never lost his cool with the contestants, even though some of them were thicker than cement.

[unavaliable2]

@SteveC935 you didn't see the flip flop dude XD lost his cool then lol

"I'M GOING HOME!"

[SteveC935]

@unavaliable2 Oh, well seldom lost his cool then.

[DLStewart72]

The most funniest one's is "Howie Mandel may be a younger game show host but at least I still have hair" and "On my last show I'm going to tell people go neuter yourselves.

That crap waas funny.

[HipHopMusicGenius]

i miss the price is right

[Warcrafter420]

@HipHopMusicGenius its still on to this day, just with a different game show host.

[HipHopMusicGenius]

@Warcrafter420 yea... but its just not the same anymore

[erammer69]

#3 haha

[Searain994]

#7 Never laughed so hard in my life.

#5 BURN!

#2 XD

[jlistetson]

Bob Barker! Whata true bro; SIGMA NU FOR LIFE

[SALeydolt]

ahhh man I thought the last one was gonna be "The price is wrong Bitch!"

[mukaikof]

 no you idiot. i sayed disease is like a religion in india! india still hAs problems with life threatning diseases such as Cholera,Typhoid fever,Malaria,Anthrax,Aids,Ebo­la,SARS. india is infested with disease and i sayed that india needs do do something about it. i mean they(india) are worried about race and stupid things that doesnt matter,while millions of innocent people are dying in india from disease. the government should worry more about that. disease is like a religion india!

[mitchburns82]

Letterman is a piece of junk

[cannedkitty]

rip bob barker

[mostar1219]

OH GAWD!! HE CALLED LETTERMAN OLD!!!

[ReverendSyn]

Would be better if Dave and Paul would keep their comments to themselves and just let Bob do his thing. They only detract from the humor.

[KingCuervo88]

@ReverendSyn ooooooooohhhhhhhhh that bald guy pisses me off sooo bad...im gonna cut his brake lines

[TheCatchFilms]

now i want a price is right hot tub...

[karnovrpg]

Bob Barker? Peter Parker? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

[NinjaRacoonDelta]

He shoulda said " the price is wrong, Bitch "

[GOVTinflames]

@NinjaRacoonDelta thats what the top comment says dumbass

[GrilledAngus]

@GOVTinflames but it still holds true, man

[NinjaRacoonDelta]

@GOVTinflames so what. im a happy gilmore fan. why not? please no swearing. kids go on youtube

[GOVTinflames]

@NinjaRacoonDelta fuck you

[bakerandbaker1]

Damm, wonder if anybody watched this Top Ten and tried to bribe him...

[sneezabonk]

David Letterman had it coming to him

[Jefthenaturecallscoh]

id like a dollar please or maybe a milion plz bob

[oMyMike]

Bob, we all knew #2

[doughesson]

Holly and Dian were hotter than the current crop of the Beauties all put together.

[kiya12309]

I like anything about Regis, hahahha. Just the name Regis makes me laugh.

[jezelljr]

slip daddy some cash!!!!!!!!!!

[jacsidmos77]

I hoping he was gonna say i did have sexual relations with that woman!

[RandomMindz]

The actual retail price the retirement watch... LOL

what a way to diss an icon/legend of gameshows!

[RAYSONIC511]

OMFG LOL THE LAST ONE LOL

[mmtettmar]

i hope ppl do go neuter themselves there are some stuped ppl look at bush

[troublejoker868]

i think this is fake cause he kinda sounds like microsoft sam a little bit

[hyperninja14]

UNLIKE LETTERMAN.....GO BOB!!!



[TheKwacie]

Did he say shut up to David Letterman? O_o

[Jon100395]

Lol the last one is funny.

[kari00ws6]

I agree greatly with #3.

[CharlieMacc09]

Im Not Only A Game Show Host -- Im Also Spiderman lol

[loveforthegame31]

oh dob you bog....

[alvordjman]

27 people neutered themselves.

[UdoShan]

#1 should've been "Pat Sajak, SUCK IT!!!"

[snufleufugus]

oh dog, you bob

[ryno6890]

Oh Bob, You Dog...

[shamelesangel]

Bob barker is so handsome

[MatthewLedZepfan]

lol howie mandel shaves his head because he says it makes him feel cleaner.

[S13AR10AFan]

#1 should've been, "I hated my job."

[DimeraFan28]

Did anyone see bob barker on wwe raw, he was the guest host?.

[JustToBeQuiet]

number 3. :D

[buckyew2]

I would rather suck twenty bloody aids infested dicks than have Bob Barker as the host again.

[DaftStrings]

#1 is the best!

[jfang407]

good old bob barker!!

[heartgirl40]

I freaking love Bob Barker! lol

Drew Carrey makes the show feel cheap; he seems like a carny! :\

[illuminatioracle]

@heartgirl40 word. bob barker made it seem classy in an old fashioned sort of way like the harvard club. drew carrey gives you this slimy feeling like he wants the audience to lose to save the cbs executives money, pretty much like a coney island ring toss carny.

[joeywomer]

He ripped on Howie! YES!!

[TheFlashGameArtist]

this show sucks wthout him, drew carry ruins this show.

[bluegrass1dcr1]

I was hoping for... "Kiss My Ass, Trebeck"

[tryithere]

Is Bob Barker dead yet?

[Lifty4ever]

@tryithere nah hes 85 years old

[joeywomer]

@tryithere Nope.

[iamthewalrus3620]

Absolutely hillarious! Bob Barker is a class act

[lawtonokieguy]

#1 should have been..."If they both overbid on the showcases, we drag them to the back and feed them to the models...."

[carchavtube]

The jab at Howie is funny...and true!

[genxAndy7]

No.3 was the best and should have been the top one.

[d00rgunner58]

Nothing about doing Bob's beauties. I would of bragged. ; ) Maybe that was the hottube insinuation.

[soulfoodmarketing]

DONT MESS WITH MY PIAZZA PIE..OR ILL KICK YOUR ASS...

WHOS DAH..DUMB CHILD CHCKEN..SO RUDE....

BEYONCE...DEAL WITH THESE IM....MATURE.....BLUE SMARTIES....GI JANE.../LMAO

[newman20072008]

go NEUTER yourself. LOL

[lucashp550]

@Rob46280 Im pretty sure if you have a porn collection as big as you say you do, you'll be the one burning in hell.

[ZachValkyrie]

Regis is still alive; it's just his career that's dead.

[GD29]

@ZachValkyrie seeing that he's still co-hosting a morning talk show as well as doing the occassional prime time game show, i think he's doing pretty good....sure, the workload may slow down a bit because of age and the recent heart surgery but he's doing what he can...

[sasukeTORNnaruto]

It'll be a sad day when regis dies :\

[R0ckG1r7]

#5 = Epic win.

[AubreyMan2012]

@Rob46280 I didn't even ask you to show your porn collection the last time I responded to your rage. If you remember clearly, I said the reason why you won't show your porn collection because you don't want to get in trouble.

[TheTwopointsevenone]

Dumbass, you already blocked me. And you're the 1,315th person claiming to report me. There are no "report" buttons and I'm still here after all these false reports.

[AubreyMan2012]

@Rob46280 I knew you would type in rage, and stop lying to us; I know you have a porn collection, and the problem is you don't want to get in trouble.

[TheTwopointsevenone]

So by explicitly refusing to show your porn collection, are you admitting you actually have one?

[AubreyMan2012]

@TheTwopointsevenone Don't listen to him; he has a HUGE porn collection that he won't show us.

[InternetLad]

R.I.P. Bob Barker.

[AubreyMan2012]

@Rob46280 Come on Rob, please show your porn collection, gameshowguy2000 told me you have a HUGE porn collection, if you show us your porn collection; I'll stop bugging you.

[WayneTown260]

I grew up watching him pimp out 80's-90's prizes.

Legend in the game show biz!

[AubreyMan2012]

@Rob46280 I'm still waiting on your video called "My Porn Collection!"

[Lookatmeifuckedu]

Hey Look Over There

[KnightofMotley]

Did you know he's got a black belt?

[WayneTown260]

@KnightofMotley hey i have heard that some where!

[electronicoffee]

"SLIP DADDY SOME CASH AND THE SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN WHEEL LANDS WHEREVER YOU WANT" <3 

[MShadows17PSN]

#7 and #5 were the best, in my opinion.

[SuperTheTroll]

BOB BARKER SUCKS GO DREW! COME ON EVERYBODY, CLEVELAND ROCKS! CLEVELAND ROCKS! CLEVELAND ROCKS! OHIO!

[ViperRob42]

Some older people have the good sense to retire... unlike LENO

[GD29]

@ViperRob42 im thinking that bob may be pulling a leno with his wwe raw and price is right guest spots but i could be unfair seeing that i was comparing him to carson's retirement after the tonight show where he was pretty much non-existent (save for that 1994 letterman appearance and two interviews i think)....i guess bob has that kind of retirement where it's okay to pop in every now and then for old times sake but not to the extent where its day-to-day basis like it used to be....

[kiya12309]

@ViperRob42 Leno aint that old.

[fmoran111]

@ViperRob42 leno not old and shouldnt retire

[rvca7822]

@ViperRob42 Agreed.

[bkanachki]

@MatthewV21688 Bob Barker is not dead

[HentaiSweetie]

#3 made me lol

[HollywoodDerekPoop]

RIP Bob Barker

[BitOveRate]

BURN HOWIE BURN

[DDiddy42]

Bob Barker is a pimp

[DemoraX]

bless bob, he's a living saint for all he does for animals.

[hollandlovesdogs]

Bob's the very best! Thanks for all you do for animals.

[johnson1095]

"Slip daddy some cash" LOL!

[Mysweetaiden]

He should have been telling people to get neutered for a long time now!

[SJsharkfan91]

I was hoping 1 would be "Price is wrong, bitch"

[johnson1095]

@SJsharkfan91 LOL! i don't know if Bob would say that though.

[LitlYungJadamSponge]

@SJsharkfan91 Now THAT woulda been epic!!

[MeLlamoRachel]

@SJsharkfan91 I was literally thinking the same thing!!

[turkeytits123]

@SJsharkfan91 lmao happy Gilmore

[lilnip67]

@SJsharkfan91 I think he did say that in the movie Happy Gilmore. Loved that movie . lol

[NinjaRacoonDelta]

@SJsharkfan91 hahahaha i love happy gilmore.



[LadySpellcaster]

@SJsharkfan91 Me too!



[mooniusss]

lame

[Shendersonification]

did he died?

[azwolf1993]

Lol David looks like he just doesn't give a fuck in this one.

[GD29]

@azwolf1993 haha does dave EVER look like he gives a fuck about anything?? carelessness is as much of a part of his comedy as sarcasm and neurosis is....

[Shanethefilmmaker]

"we get the prizes cheap because they are stolen" so true

[GGODDD]

NUMBER 3

[drbest86]

Number 7 is the best one

[SquishyKitty]

#7 should've been number 1

[shea21212]

Wow Dave.. way to act like you give a shit. I hope he didn't get paid for this show

[UCONNgirl]

I seriously wish bob barker was spiderman.

[queenginbell]

love bob

[zuzima161]

# 7 soooooooo tru

[brybry19871987]

The guy might be older than.......well everything but I still wouldn't fuck with Bob Barker...

[kasper2514]

Die BOB!!!!!

[mightydyckerson]

Poor Bob. God rest his soul.

[PGOLDEN88]

#3 never happened, and #4, yes, he's alive.

[ericstranne]

who is this regis that they keep yapping about?

[luarionte]

Regis Philbin!

I think he hosted the show for some time too

[romansarecoool]

My favorites are numbers 7 and 4.

[synysterwylde627]

No 3!!!!!!!!!!

[secret212000]

Letterman jumped Bob behind the stage for that last comment...

Bob won

[velvetsnape]

"I only wish Regis was alive to see this." lmao!

[UngratefulSwine]

I have always found him to be very cordial and well spoken.

[URALooza]

I luv u Bobbie Barker!!!!! xoxo

[ALLMYHEROSWEARMASKS]

I love Bob Barker! Did you know he's Vegan? Cool!

[alotfallend364]

add he won a Slammy.

[URALooza]

OMG Bob Barker is so handsome, I want him so bad. If I were married to him my name would be Heather Barker.

[spiked200]

I love that "dry" delivery by Bob.

[mindylinky]

pretty funny

[SubzeroRay]

"Go neuter yourselves." LOL!

[ab7zgcp207vnvjt3gh7p]

I Though #7 & #3 was funny

[wooflair]

number 3 was the best

[Vegassman28]

i did like this one

[DragnSly]

I wonder if he really could beat the crap out of Adam Sandler...

[Jackenzmore]

he originally turned down the role, but accepted when they said he would win

[dumbbutt1317]

Actally, i remember reading somewhere that Bob was/is a black belt in karate. I might be imagining this.

[DragnSly]

yeah, now that you mention it, I think he was trained by Chuck Norris...and I'm not making any kind of half-baked Chuck Norris joke.

[dumbbutt1317]

That would make a lot of sense. oh and just for future knowledge... they are facts, not jokes, facts. =P

[gangstajacy]

@DragnSly no doubt bob barkers a pimp lol

[ihavasthma91]

number 7 is the best, it should have been number. it even got the biggest reaction from the crowd

[Flyinhawaiian89]

"...it should have been number."  Huh?

[PRIMETIMEhawaii]

7 was pretty good

i think 2 was hilarious though and 2 was pretty good too

[ThaWastelandDOTcom]

2 and 2?

[reyjed619]

is #3 reference to robot chicken?

[natex101]

cant wait to see him on mondey night raw!!!!!!!! Bob barker is the best!!!!

[wooflair]

Hell yeah!! lol

[Justinfhtube]

# 7 was priceless (no pun intended)

[Beijing0lympics10]

Bob Barker is forever in our minds and hearts!

[Justinfhtube]

He's gonna be the special guest host of WWE| Raw next week.

[eastmiramarboi]

Bob Barker is still alive you stupid fucks

[sonicman2500]

i miss bob barker

[rats9001]

Regis is Still alive

[KurdRaw]

Bob Barker was amazing; like that time in Happy Gilmore

[GlennQuiagmire]

"Oh, you want a piece of me?"

"No, i want the whole damn thing!" *BAM*

[Jnelson09Returns]

You're an idiot.

[wiiguy145]

dude hes alive