Eddie Murphy about women part 1 (RAW, 1987)

[TheSuperhall]

i dont see no ring on the finger :L XD

[IalreadyWON18]

AND A BIG FUCKED UP AFRO!!!! X,D where did the old eddie go.?

[dflowers30]

Amazing that Eddie said this about 80`s women but what he saying applies to women today. Especially about the job. Its almost impossible to get a chick without a JOB

[fealmor]

"he got 300 mil that ENDS THE MEAT like a mf'er!!"

HAHAHAHAHAH

[efcdk92]

Should have warned Paul McCartney

[Shamoles]

Lmao is it weird i took this video more seriously then funny?

[Zares28]

9:34 FUCKED UP AFRO!

[CitiesAreWack]

No pussy xD

[Breshaun718]

"awela-wela-wela" lmao that is soo funny

[DAVROSS44]

After seeing this 1000 times it is STILL the funniest shit ive seen!!

[pokedoom007]

This is so fuckin EPIC!

[Dekorum1989]

Deaf people must be loving this!

[tnnakhle]

6:00 Hilarious!

[TheUzumakianbu]

he made me literally fell out of chair laughing......

[bboysedo]

you may speak..

[MissMerBear]

and a big FUCCKKED UP afro!

[biggielilboy]

Fucked up Subtitles.

[emilz85]

@biggielilboy Go tell it to the people who made the DVD.

[ferbrez619]

"where you going"

"excuse me?"

"I said where you going"

"you dont own me"

you my women aint you"

"i dont see ring on this finger"

"where you gonna be"

"you dont own me"

[20dasdave07]

love it !!!

[alexgorman13]

Amazing this is the same guy that plays Donkey in Shrek lol

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

I would say this is accurate, but II doubt american women were as horrid in the 80s

[Evi1M4chine]

LOL. If you say “OK, we get no contract.”, you’re not a man, and she’ll fuck someone else *because of it*. I know social dynamics and psychology. I’d bet $150 million on it. There is no such thing as a woman (or man) that is special. If she says no to your rules, well who cares? Get another one. Simple. The cure for one-itis is FTOG (fuck ten other girls.) ^^

[jimmygates123]

so true eddie about women

[CyphaOwns]

This is real comedy. comedy that makes you laugh unlike those other fuckin stand up comedy. This is Real True Comedy

[DisneyChannelV]

Now we have 300 million and 70 dollars. cuz i wanted to do my share LOL

[Mulletboi86]

I'ma be where im @!! LMAO!!

[Kellystarrr]

Eddie needs a good punch in the face!.

[VRAIDISCIPLE]

@Kellystarrr no you need a uppercut in the face bitch

[doflegend291]

fuck the subtitles .. they ruin it

[earnestf]

Living legend who has fallen too far.

[MrPunkster]

(cheering and whistling)..

like i dont have ears

[iceradu91]

damn!! you just have to love this racist bastard!!

[josh332kry]

Put the shit on layaway ..... hahahaha to funny

[gamer3point0]

ironic LMFAO

[NotoriousJDI]

subtitles ruined this, not needed hes black not speaking in japanese

[Lola390]

put a ring on this finger,beyonce got it from here.XD

[cs512tr]

legendary bit!

[NoirFilleChante]

Haha 6:50 - 6:51

that's where beyonce got her dance from

uh-uh-oh!

[isaac219]

Vintage Eddie!!!!!!!

[b3njamin0912]

His bush bitch impression was fuckin hilarious.

[74America]

Rofl. Lmao. Love this.

[flexwheelR]

he kinda sound like chris tucker in this one, with his high pitched voice. lol.

[BadBoriBoy]

it's a lot faster than the original...bad upload...

[krazyrocker82]

I'LL TAKE HALF HIS SHIT!!!!!!!!1

[Lancewss]

Sometimes it's hard to understand.

[MsCraziegurl]

lol!!!!this shit is on point...."U dont own me!"hahahhahhahhahahah

[blackmoonshine99]

the ends are meeting like a motherfucker

[HumanNaturexo]

" 'IMMA BE WHERE I'M AT! "

[Gustreznor]

Damn it.... too bad he got corrupted by Disney, he was the bomb back then. Now doing child flicks for cash....I miss the old Eddie

[722000theloop]

@Gustreznor He's doing child flicks for cash because he needs to pay Half!!!

[jungshin87]

. He got kids and didn't want to do this kind of adult comedy or be in that environment for them.

[CBreeze5g]

@Gustreznor Disney is EVIL!!!!!

[alexgorman13]

@Gustreznor DAMN YOU WALT, GIVE US BACK OUR EDDIE!!!!

[dcmichos]

He's so funny. Man I love his act. And the speed of his voice haha. He annunciates very well being that he speaks at such a hight speed. I didn't even need the subtitles to understand it. He's mad talented.

[protensiumxxx]

that pussy's on lease lmao

[iCripxD]

how the fuck can je talk so fast?

[iCripxD]

sry i made a mistake :D

how the fuck can he talk so fast?*

[QVrat123]

Its funny how the subtitles cant keep up with him lol

[phaldaz]

2:35 "He got 300 million dollars the ends are meeting like a motherfucker" looooool

[luna131cc]

Man: "where you gonna be?"

Woman: "I'm a be where I'm at!" yessss...I am going to use this :-)

[TheRockHBKfan]

"You don't own me." - that's LEGENDARY! :D

EDDIE! <3

[JaiEastDJ]

EDDIE MURPHY = REAL TALK !

[dzhabrail92]

100% RIGHT!!!!! I dont se no rings on these fingers

[manderas]

EDDIE IS SOOOOOOOOO RIGHT

[vurnieeee]

i can't help but think of rasputia when i watch this... lmao..

[noblebeast5]

No pussy ... LOOOOL

[mariusica7273]

Don't remove this video,is a good shit moderfucker video,i like it:) IS reality

[ironman1478]

what's goin on?

the rent mothafucka

awesome

[caleb187420]

whats up with the subtitles i can understand it

[yankeesfan1111111111]

eddie murphy was gawd!

[missbham205]

I started waking up in the morning like this.....HALF!!!!!

That part had me crying lauging

[Manutheknight]

LOL i love this guy.. subtitles helped :D

[alistudio]

pussy on leaseeeeeeeeeeeee

hahahahahah

[HumanNaturexo]

where u gonna be?

IM GONNA BE WHERE AM AT!!

haha xD

[sadepayne]

Thatz soo True. you don't own the women, put that ring on it. lol. or the Pu%#$ on Lease

[hoodyman415]

HAHAHAH A BIG FUCKED UP AFRO

[ZackyThaKid]

cocaine jam-up at 3:53

[ohhmygosh23]

and a big FUCKED UP AFRO!

lol

[fluxmuldar]

Murphy speaks the truth. It's sad that people STILL get screwed over nowadays because they didn't sign a prenup. Paul Mccartney comes to mind.

[akin0104]

hahahaha

[vonhinten2000]

hahahahaha

[killeraddiction]

LOL this is hilarious.

Those subtitles are fuckin annoying though.

[darwin1jesus0]

The ends are meeting like a mother fucker! Best stand up of all time!

[TheSafety2nd]

HALF!

[mryungtalentedDJQ8]

haha he sound like his fat chick character from norbit hehe :D

funny shit

love this dude

watching this after delirius

just let you kno how great and funny he was man

[thekingontheviolin]

this man is a genius of the first order. i sent it to my rabbi, a close personal friend, but he refused to watch it due to the "bad language." he is much loved in our community and is apparently skilled at helping married couples who are having problems. the fact that he will not even take his first lesson from eddie proves he is hiding his inadequacy behind so called "bad language". i will send this to his wife.(he guarantees she wont watch) i know he is wrong! remember "genius will out!"

[mediina1]

"get the fuck out my face with that bullshit" lol

[katherinG1121]

DAMN HE TALK FAST...BUT ITS HALARIOUS

[hilmarsen93]

This is awesome! I have never laughed this hard before!

[sammygirl62393]

"I'LL BE WHERE I'M AT." LOL

[WendelaineDenHaag]

Eddie Murphy about HIS women! :-) Haha...

[RoshanL92]

5:25 I dont want shit from him, or her..i dont care. u know something...u know what...i should...u know what, i.... HALFF!!!! I TAKE HALF HIS SHITTTT!!! lmaooooo..Hilarious.....

[Razzel2006]

haha lol 3:09 , hey baby where you going? look at his face expression eyes lol.

[HaitianHouseMafia]

i agree. a woman dont deserve my money jsut cuz shes married to me. especially when im a good fucking husband lol.

[GeoGarmeo]

"Now that's pussy control for you, there" :D :D :D

[tiger2hunt4me]

i know who u are mfkr

[e105b5]

So much truth.

[MRDesi030]

LEASING THE PUSSY HAHAH

[tiger2hunt4me]

with an opsion to buy

[mlewis003]

4:37 that smile was classic

[mcelusive]

omg thats funny as fuck.

its 3 in the morning and trying not to wake any1 up laughing but thats sum funny shit and also true facts. thats what happens wen u get a greedy bitch. "i want half"

[wcyc]

I like when he says 'has ass like POW'

[bridgeviewproduction]

lol he sounds like resputia from norbit at 1:32

[Kuelach]

no pussy is worth 150 million dollars" . damn right!! eddie

[meeripper]

lol thanks for subs man sometimes i don't understand what eddie talking about reminds me of james brown thanks again and thanks for upload as well

[LadySleek83]

no pussy... lol

[Invadersbynight]

@ Alexn1067

Absolutely agree also. It is so lame. But if it works, it works i guess. You see these wealthy guys in their 60´s or 70´s married to women in their mid 20's, and they are goin like *She really loves me, and respects me*

Yeah that´s probably it dumbass!

You can spot the agenda form the phucking Moon, and yet some guys just fall for that. Unbelieveable.

[Alexn1067]

i agree with him 100% on that half of husband's shit.

[LadySleek83]

He did get a woman with a big F*cked up afro... Mel B! LOL

I have a big f*cked up Afro too.. I better steer clear! lol

[Goodguy33]

5:48 My favorite parts are when he does that. LOL!!

[llMusicMusicMusicll]

From 6:30 to 7:26 . And again from 8:46 to 9:13 . I love it. :D

[cassius969]

2k did not change all that much.

[LoveGuitarS2]

I love the part "I'm gonna be where I'm at" - 7:22

I also love the part where he speak so fast :P - 7:00

[llMusicMusicMusicll]

7:22 - "I'm gonna be where I'm at." haha I LOVE it!

[SoCuteNY]

What's Goin Baby?

"THE RENT MOTHERFUCKER" LMAO! Thank U

[Skladacs]

Thank you for posting this.

Finally somebody cut this like it should be.

There are many versions of "RAW" on Youtube, but this is the best.

Thanks!

[emilz85]

Youre welcome. That is exactly why I added this. Cut it logically relevant to the topic.

[bigair20]

very funny man