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  • was this really on the news? lol

  • Doomsday or not, that's a pretty nice invention.

  • HE SAYING ITS 4 DOOMS DAY BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A GROW ROOM TO ME,2.. RUSHEN BUDS COOL ..ID TRY THAT.LOL.

  • or u can make popcorn and enjoy the show.

  • I would grow pot in it.

  • "or you could cook popcorn in it"

    LOL

  • I'm just trying to save the world especially my son! I'm on Disability! Look under Economy and Population Reduction. Am I a Conspiracy Theorist? Damn right I am!! However, Hyperinflation is taught in Economics in every community college and university as an elective. (The) (Tea) (Party) (Truther) (Dot) (Com)

  • Puts my tinfoil hat to shame

  • Takes me back to 1999 when idiots all around were doing the same thing.

  • that door has no seal.....and yes, the Mayans predicted the end of an Age, not the end of the world.

  • Goodness! In my land, we stay strong,both physically and mentally, through diurnal doses of the hallucinatory Pinoqachole, which keeps our minds focused and pure.

    Note that the bottles containing this wondrous elixir have a patented 'shield' of psychotropic aluminium foil, so that no external mind-control agents may penetrate it.

    Marketing in North America is to start in 2017. Let the Mayans laugh!

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  • "everyone else will die,,,but we will survive"...!!! then we will float around for 40 days until our food runs out, driving each other nuts with not a thing to do,,, eventually we'll begin to starve and start a war amongst the 4 of us, turning into hannibals,, and to top it off, the last survivor will die the most miserable death of them all... HOORAY!!!

  • is this a joke?

  • IF IF IF it does happen and im standing there and everything is shaking just grab my vodka and be a russian and say yyeah vodka!!!1 and try to get acholi possioning.

  • in 2012 I'm gonna be lying in the floor shouting to the sky 'you want some of this? come get it motherfucker!!'

  • es muy buena idea pero esta muy cara no me alcanza para una :(

  • ok why are these people selling survival gear if the end is near afterall money will hold no value we will be dead

  • perfect for growing weed, yes. but these guys have had enough weed, thats for sure.

  • what are you smoking?

  • Hmm I think I'll hold off ordering one for now.

  • Ed Miliband is a puppet-in-waiting for The New World Order. A product of the Fabian Society. The Fabian Society was set up to produce these people. The New World Order is an economic conquering of the world by free trade and the central banking system as exposed by Adam Smith (1723-1790) during the Scottish Enlightenment. Robert Burns (1759-1796) a poet during the times exposed Roman Vagabonds in poems titled Tam O'Shanter and To a Mouse. philipnute com

  • nice oven ,but will stick to my coffin

  • i heard we will be passing thru the galactic equator in 2012, does that mean oceans will start turning in the opposite direction, like when you pass the earth equator??? serious question...

  • the world could end at any minute, day, year or century. I dont see how december, 21st 2012 is the date, no one can predict it. Plus, the mayans just stopped making the calender at dec, 21, 2012. because they would "renew" it when they took over the world.

  • @Yippykaiyay or it could be that they knew it be so cold no man could survive and ended it there obviously didnt predict that we would have cars , central heating by then else would of ended it around 2052

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  • @yousefsblog

    WAHHAHA i am the evil jew behind it all. kneel before my wrath.

    *hehe stupid paranoid conspiracist

  • @CytherLynx Correct yourself. You media sheep.

  • the world is not ending, google quran & 2012

  • i'm out from earth. i'm live in pluto hahaha

  • everybody dies sometime

  • the only thing that ends in 2012 is the calendar maya

  • Yep worlds gonna end in 2012...*shakes head*

  • 2012 DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

  • "Or you could cook popcorn in it." - LMAO

    Would anyone truly want to survive a world destroying apocalypse? I say nay! That way the elitists will have to do their own hard labor!

    *snicker*

  • human survival isn't a priority....this planet is due to be wiped-out of all life...it's a natural cycle and has happened many times before....humans are the scum of this planet so it aint such a bad thing..nature knows best

  • lol at the kid from 1:42 to 1:47

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  • In the year 2012 I am ready to go and that way I won't have to worry if my cancer will kill me fast or slowly as I am living on borrow time anyway.

  • THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER IS CHANGING THE WEATHER OMG! WHAT A FUCKING MORON ! this is just stupid... annyonne who says that should not be taken sereously.

  • 0:29 damnit! do you people think any calender ending means the end of the world?

    even ones with cute fluffy kittens?

    the simple fact is the mayan calender makes no such prediction they just havent made a new one owing to the fact that their civilisation kind of died out...

  • @ZerqTM will Spain helped they went in there and fucked them.

  • I pity those poor suckers. What they haven't realized, and probably won't until too late, is that there is no toilet in the survival capsule! Ooops!

  • As a long time wearer of foil hats as means to suppress outside wireless brain interference and to amplify my own mental abilities, I who wholeheartedly endorse this product.

  • or you could cook popcorn in it. hahaha

  • 9/11 conspiracy... 2012 doomsayers... you're all idiots. When people talk about how most of humanity wants reality shows, mindless/plotless movies, the same TV/Computer Games/Books over and over again, and you think I don't want those things, there can't be that many stupid people in the world... Take a look at the replies in this thread.

  • sheeple

  • What a joke

  • Most of these ancient calenders are based on the movements of the planets from a starting point at the star Regulus which is the brightest star in the constellation Leo. All the planets in the solar system pass through Regulus in their orbits. Regulus is also referred to as "The beast:" or the Sphinx or the king of the beasts in ancient times. Even Nostradamus spoke of " Le Roi.. Le Leon" which means the king.. the lion and he was not talking about Napoleon he was talking about Regulus.

  • ROFLMFAO. this is fucking hilarious. i think the only people that are taking him seriously are the little dolls and the family he kidnapped at 1:29

  • For a crash course about what everything is about read the book: Fingerprints of the Gods. I PROMISE you that after you read the book you wouldnt be "ROFLMFAO" anymore or at least become much more contemplative. The book will explain a few things you thought you knew but it will be put to you in the correct context. Its that context that will cause the hairs on your arm to stand up....it did that for me. Nobody can be 100% sure it will happen either. But its 50-50.

  • @civicnation4two Graham Hancock is not completely right. The Pyramids do not represent Orion, they represent the constellation Cepheus. If you look in the sky Cepheus is a king and this is where you see Polaris the North star. This is the part of the sky that never moves.Everything revolves around that one spot. Cepheus is Greek for Cheops AKA Khufu. This is why they never found his tomb because he is a constellation in the sky. I have done much more research than Hancock has. He is wrong

  • I havent studied it in great detail but your arguement is the arguement lost by the BBC at the British Broadcast Complaints Commision who ruled in his favour regarding the Orion argument. By the sounds of it, it sounds almost like you want another kick at the can when that issue has already been settled. Also, as a lay person, I also take such things with a grain of salt.....everybody carries a certain level of envy including peers who will never have their works published.

  • @civicnation4two It's not that I want to kick the can again. It's based on new evidence that I have of a photo drawn by an artist published in 1759 that shows a 4th pyramid at Giza that lines up with the other 3.. When you take the 4th pyramid into account then it looks more like the pyramids are representing Cepheus and not Orion. It would seem that the Scottish right of freemasonry got there shortly after 1759 and dismantled one of the pyramids. Email me and I will show you the book and photo

  • @civicnation4two oh yeah. who wrote it. 2012 will most likely be a dud similar to a wet firework. the most that will happen is we will cross a galactic plane that MIGHT. MIGHT cause our core to spin the opposite direction. for a time being. stopping centrifical force causing the waters to go from the equator to mellow out evenly. causing miniscule damage to the human race.

  • if all these pyramids around the globe were built to warn us of some pending "miniscule damage"......

    the warning comes from tribes around the world. they utilize the same numerical numbers in their folklore as found in bibles and other stories around the globe. and all of this prior to mans sea faring technologies. its just odd that some south american jungle owns the same stories as egyptians is all. its always easy to criticize but difficult to build on knowledge.

  • @civicnation4two what warning dood!. im into all this like you are. but honestly? LOL. the pyramid structure is simply a step in building. same with the dome. are all the domes around the world a sign aswell? people have studied the shit out of the pyramids. and the aztec and mayan pyramids are not even close in design to the egyptian ones. and we dont know shit about the past. the early europeans have shown up EVERYWHERE before previous "history" was written. if i had to guess, it was THEM.

  • @Wyndstarthedruid I have about 6000 pages of research that I did for over 10 years but I have no intention of ever publishing it because It proves that everybody is wrong. It's damaging to the careers of many and I would make a lot of enemies from it. The pyramids are not what you have been told and some of the structure has been altered to hide certain aspects of it to basically hide an ancient technology dealing with free energy and creation of matter from energy. It would be censored.

  • How do you explain the fact that the pyramids is exactly to the ratio of PHI?? Why is that egyptian folklore share the same numerical match with other tribes around the globe? Is it a coincidence? Neither of these tribes met each other yet they are "transmitting" the same mathematical values to the future generations. Why do these tribes INSIST on using the same exact mathamatical values? Dude, its not the snips and pieces that concern me, its the totality of it all!

  • @civicnation4two how do i explain it? try and make a pyramid without it. try.try and make a dome without the knowledge of an arch. do it. get back to me. you are officially a dumbass.

  • Im asking you to do that....take out a scrap of paper and create a pyramid but make sure it correlates with

    PHI. If it doesnt then you suck! Now imagine how these people could sustain PHI all while building this pyramid from stone. Do you even know the angle of PHI? Dude, those people didnt have the luxury of the

    internet yet they replicated a PHI pyramid.

    I think you should reconsider calling somebody dumb until you follow my instructions and then come back to me.

  • And this bogus suggestion that you can recreate PHI on paper without effort. You are just full of shit, dude. I dont mind debating but when somebody like yourself tries to insult my intelligence like that the converstation is OBVIOUSLY over.

    Just fuck off, loser!

  • @civicnation4two you OBVIOUSLY FAIL at geometry... LMFAO.

  • Umm....i am not aiming to educate the idiots, loser. I´m reaching out to people who are descerning and have open minds. Some of these people see the pyramids as a bunch of rocks and do not realize the mathamatical significance of it and the WHY or HOW´s. So, you can "lmfao" but thats your problem and nobody really gives two shits about "lmfao" - its glib and boring and there isnt much meat in "lmfao" to feed the mind with.

  • @civicnation4two feed this, drawing a pyramid with correct angles correlating to pie is PREEEETY easy. like i said. you OBVIOUSLY fail at geometry.

  • @civicnation4two I have about 6000 pages of research that I did for over 10 years but I have no intention of ever publishing it because It proves that everybody is wrong. It's damaging to the careers of many and I would make a lot of enemies from it. The pyramids are not what you have been told and some of the structure has been altered to hide certain aspects of it to basically hide an ancient technology dealing with free energy and creation of matter from energy. It would be censored.

  • @omegafile I guess U have watched Ancient Aliens recently ... mr. Researcher ;)

  • I am inclined to believe much of what you said, because according to Hancock there is such a technology

    that exists and he claims its going to be exposed soon enough.

  • @civicnation4two Ya I have had it for 10 years and I can't even give it away. Universities won't write me back. it's simple technology with only 5 parts and none of them move and the plans to build it are in the first 5 chapters of the Bible and they have been covering it up for 5000 years and using fake religion to make you think it's something else. It uses plasma to split diatomic molecules and when they recombine you double what you started with. The energy and matter comes from the plasma.

  • Gotta love the Russians xD if the world ends and they survive for the 40 days than they will die :(, but hey he along with hundreds of other people will make tons of money out of 2012 so indeed he is smart...

  • nothing will happen 2012 

  • Perfect for a grow op

  • The government order several thousand? Must be a US spy out to drain the Russian economy. Operation Foil.

  • But Planext X is reverse magnetic. Things that normally aren't magnetic will be. I'm looking forward to being the most popular guy on Earth in 2012....lol

  • the last sentens made me laught ... "or maybe you can make popcorn in it ^^° thas funny ...

  • 1:42 even her kid thinks she's wrong. :p

  • The Mayan calender says 2012 is the end of an Age, not the world. Get you facts straight you nooblets. The source of this information are the people that still live as Mayans in Mexico. :p

    People are so gulible

  • did he say an "abandoned battery farm"?

  • @hoosierhiver I wonder what a battery tree looks like.

  • @st4ticblu3 maybe they grow like potatos

  • There was a real problem with computer software in the passed y2k. It went almost unnoticed because of brilliant programmers that solved most of the problems before they hit. We were working on it years before it came, changing and updating systems before they happened.

    Thanks again for the hand shake of a job well done :-0

  • Daaamn, Shinzon is not doing well.

  • smh, *SIGH* The economy is so bad that Lex Luthor had to take a job as a reporter for RT X-D

  • or you can cook popcorn in it

  • more like a man made oven.

  • "Or you could cook popcorn in it"

  • you know... most people buy a new calendar when one runs out.....

  • They translated the neighbors incorrectly, they were actually saying "HURRR

    DURRRRRR"

  • John D. Rockefeller he has an entrance to a "dumb" (deep underground military base) in his house! Over 150 of these are in the US for the elite families to survive, that's using your tax money. These bases are connected with maglev trains going over 2000kph according to whistle blowers (who later died). Wake the fuck up people, if there's a doomsday coming up it won't be from natural causes. Maybe it's not 2012 but 1999 (2000year history, calendar 30-40year margin of error).

  • lmao you gotta love conspiracy nuts, always funny

  • 2012 will rock! Hopefully all the retards will kill themselves.

  • Fuck you =D World will NOT end in 2012, theres no reason to be scared! Its just a stupid movie.. So why the hell u spend ur fuking moneys to some piece of crap?

  • If something happens its gna be cataclysmic not apocalyptic!

  • i thought americans are stupid, but seems that russia ir going after it

  • @amfikz

    Yeah since they got Mc Donalds they have started a stupidity race with the US, thats the new "Cold War of idiocy".

  • Lol at the end "Or you can cook pop-corn" That's great!

  • Shiny port o potty.

  • How the fuck can anyone believe this shit is lava proof... come on people

  • Melting point of tin = 550 F

    Temperature of Lava = 1300 - 2400 F

    Temperature of Fire = 900 F (Red flame)

    Thats awesome... If this thing actually gets to come in contact with Lava this moron is going to have molten tin raining down on him. That makes me feel much better about life for some reason..

  • @David8021122 if ur right why is it on the news?

  • what about electromagnetic pulse or zombie virus

  • what about electromagnetic pulse or zombie virus 

  • Melting point of tin = 550 F

    Temperature of Lava = 1300 - 2400 F

    Temperature of Fire = 900 F (Red flame)

    Thats awesome... If this thing actually gets to come in contact with Laval this moron is going to have molten tin raining down on him. That makes me feel much better about life for some reason..

  • Anyone like this guy's backup plan in case he's wrong? The self-doubt is funny enough, but then there's the desperation of trying to get all his money back by selling a bunch just like them to the government.

  • They were interrupted in the calendar by the conquest.

  • In Russia, popcorn maker cook you.

    Nice toy for millionaire's

  • Ya, that should hold up.

    :)

  • lava proof? Well, he will probably make millions next year!

  • who cares if it does happen i hope it does because this world has to much bad in it you cant even see the good.

  • hahaha *funny look* or you could cook popcorn in it hahahaha LMAO

  • Lol.

  • You would have to have a big kitchen to cook the popcorn. Just think how large the microwave has to be. Darpa will have to work on the Microwave oven.

  • ONLY IN RUSSIA.

  • that thing couldnt survive a 20 mph wind .............let alone lava

  • think of the amount of popcorn ... my god

  • i just farted

  • Thank God someone will save us from 2012 with ingenius tinfoil tents. Now all we need are thousands of tinfoil hats for the survivors. What could possibly harm a person who is surrounded by all that tinfoil?

  • "says that ... the Large Hadron Collider controls the world weather."

    Me: .... Ugh...

  • Or you could cook popcorn in it!

    haha

  • It's made out of wood and tinfoil. Oh yeah, nothing can destroy that. Where do I send my $80,000 dollars?

  • I guess his wife has no more aluminum foil in the kitchen

    On 1:53 round hatch ( door ) on the square entrance.. work of true genius.

    Great stuff RT , what's next ? A camel without hump maybe?

  • At least this guy is trying to make a honest buck. hehe

  • orville retenbacher would be proud

  • or you can cook popcorn in it

  • NO, the Mayan calender does not state that the world will in. Nowhere in the Mayan predictions do they state the world is gonna end On the contrary, the Mayan calender states Dec 21,2012 is the day the world leader will come (The Antichrist) and the world conscientiousness will shift. Wow, what a bunch of idiots.

  • Russians are just scared because S.T.A.L.K.E.R. took place in Russia. It's like how freaked out people were when they first heard War of the Worlds on the radio.

  • ...or you could cook popcorn in it! ROFL :-)

  • 2012'ers are the new y2k'ers

  • @BLUEC0RE mmmmh maybe you missed the real time ? who knows but only believing in nothing will change can make you a very wet awakening ....

  • @PoiGhost lol wut?

  • @BLUEC0RE wieso wut? i like it :... it is like in the movie ... people love movies and some want to be the star in thier own little trash production :) but who knows maybe they are right ... mother earth is going to ascent thats fact.

  • @BLUEC0RE I actually drive a y2k bug (2000 VW New Beetle)

  • In Soviet Russian popcorn cooks you!

  • I have a better shelter that will protect you from 2012. It's a fenced-in area where sheep belong.

  • i dont think the earth will do shit..........but i definitely think the sun will go thru a change,solar storms etc. . it happened in the 1800's i think it will happen again.

    How can the U.S rule when a handful of U.S city's are about to go bankrupt. lol

  • who belive that something will happen in 2012, are idiots. In 2012, US will rule over every country on Earth.

  • @AmericanPower90210 Your economy dictates that your entire country will be wage slaves.

  • @2ScoopsOfSmackMaster bull shit cuntuck, bull shit cuntuck.

  • @AmericanPower90210 Yeah, USA will rule the world with their 14 trillion of debt and massive budget deficit. You are living on other peoples' borrowed money you fucking ignorant American cunt.

    All China has to do is cash their shit in and your dollar is worth zilch. Your infrastructure is falling apart and being sold off to foreign operators. It's only a matter of time before Detroit-like conditions become the norm.

    I've got a big bag of popcorn here for the show :)

  • @01DOGG01 Not going to happen, we run the world.

  • @AmericanPower90210 The only thing you run is your mouth. I'm not going to be rude and speak with my mouth full now. Back to the popcorn...

  • who wants to survive after a terrible cataclysm where the earth for all intents and purposes might be unlivable anyway?

  • Metallic surfaces on walls, floors and probably benches... typical Russian sauna!

  • There is no mythological end of the world coming, but I think the Banking cartels may use this as the symbolic kick off to a planned "armageddon" and start marching everyone in to gas chambers.

    They will probably dress up like aliens to do it.

  • The Mayan calendar doesn't predict the end of world, its just the end of the long count, which I think takes 5000 years. In Mayan culture, they just look at it like a great change will come. You wanna know what happens when the long count ends? . . . It goes back to 0.

  • One more story for the crank file RT

  • wow lmao wat a crazy old man

  • Sheeps - he is right - I build my own for $20

    Enough for me + 3 sheep

    I will survive and repopulate the world

  • bull shit, no government, don't order any of them. Global Warming is a bigger lie then 9/11.

  • THIS IS ALL BULL-SHIT. lol

  • @hamadeh26 do you have proof that it is bull shit? i say we should know by June 2011 and see how the earth's weather is..earthquakes, huracans,volcanos, ect...

  • @2Bgrego32 Ahh, then i wonder why they where lieing about 1999, 2002... and now its 2012? seriously dude?

    People are making BIG BUCKS from these lies.

  • well.... If you wear that much foil on your head daily, you gotta find a resourceful way to recycle it...

    BTW the calculations for the end of the Mayan calender are WRONG... It's actually 2016 when the Mayan calender RESETS

  • "or you could cook popcorn in it"

    Very,Very,niceee :)

  • sheeps.

  • 1:40, that little kid is cute

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  • @ephedradiet the Adderall diet works much better... 

  • so if 4 people survive...what next? I see some major inbreeding. Russian swine!

  • I recommend the Russian Gov't buy my special aluminum hats - they work just well.

  • what happenes after 40 days?

  • @wastedtubers u go out an look for food in the dead ppls fridges

  • "The others are going to die. We will survive." I LOL'd

  • its gonna be just like Y2K people are gonna hide, and be scared... while the rest of us are having a party and enjoying our lives

  • Thats what im like,,,build some sort of shelters to survive !!!if 2012 doesnt happen then atleast we will be prepared!!!better safe than sorry???

  • 1:43 lol @ at that kid

  • Duct tape works for me

  • @thebengalhannibal oy Hannibal! Send some of those links my way so I can see where your delusions started from.

  • Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Omfg I'm still laughing out loud from the popcorn remark! Give him a raise plz! That was awesome!!!!

    Bahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!!­!!!

  • Can it be crushed under the weight of collapsing mountains and techtonic plates?