Bear Grylls Born Shit Eater (Parody)

[tair001]

SUN GOING DOWN

BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS

[The4Qman]

Superb.

[MrMacaroonMan]

should have been like

pound for pound, semen has more protien than beef or chicken

[kimoinassiekimai]

he got the wrong tree..its quite unusual for bear to make a mistake like that..

[The21stGuy]

OMG, THIS IS THE BEST, I had to pause it so i could stop laughing

[MegaRoute66]

that is one shitty asss nigga :O

[machineguntongue]

Jenkem!

[jonnotheshuffler]

LOL he ate crock semen. That's awesome.

[bigwormpimpin]

basicly gonna be good to go

[Snortthesweetener]

he's got all the mannerisms down so well!

[chekz1231]

Laughed for a solid 20 mins over this. You did a great job. xD

[dibble2005]

fucking priceless

[ReeZyDon]

He Must Of Got Splinters On His Dick. Ouch

[Teeklip]

3:15 - 3:34 XD

[TheKangaroo171]

I'm up at the crack of dawn nursing a smack hangover from hell... haha

[MrCornishtommy]

epic..10/10.

[DwarfPrint]

fucking brilliant



[vcorgix]

I turn my thoughts to my grandmother being sick on her handbag.

[deadislandjoe98]

66 people dislike bear grylls eating shit. i am not one of them

[JerFhilm]

I love his hurt noises at the end. Great job!

[tobstud]

2:45 is my favourite part. This is probably the funniest video EVER :D

[Pixiesforever7]

the condom bit made me wretch a bit

[23Arshaviin]

Does anyone know where you can watch the new one?

[BOOMA107]

It wasnt until the condom that i realised this isnt just a voice over of the born survivor... that guy looks so much like him.

[ZoltanSectioned]

hahahahahahaha

[brigadesFC9]

HAS GOT ME FULLY ERECT!

[UseryHee]

An erect cock could easily get snagged on the harness LMAO

[AngryDirtyBird]

Bear Grylls=con artist.

[JJJordl93xX]

I only clicked on this cause I thought it'd be xcal lol.

[2hotdownunder]

lol classic

[BRBBOWFLEXINL4D]

Semi can soon turn to fully and that can be fatal. An erect cock, could easily get snagged on a harness.

[ThePhreshdog]

this is actually amazing

[ItzD3fW1sH]

arm pit choo choo LOL

[Rookie995]

ARM PIT CHEW CHEW!

OMG, I ALMOST CHOKED LAUGHING!

[Mooshkabooble]

Nicely done

[1monkeybate]

I laughed, I threw up, it has everything I look for in a TV show. LOLOL

[huttybomb]

Why isint this more popular :L

[ratedrr]

Best video ever!

[PurplehhHD]

Whoever thinks this is real is fucking retarded.

That is all.

[Thurbane316]

Armpit choochoo! LMAO

[saftdunk123456]

haha så jäla kul :-)

[WalDemento999]

I seriously thought this was a dub of the actual show until the very last minute. I laughed so hard, I cried! "Armpit choo choo" Rofl!!!!!

[ClanQuote]

Bloopers?

[mrjones918]

lmao helicopter guy yells "SHIT EATEA!!" as 'bear grylls' drops to earth

[meleeaxsquad]

Pause at 5:47.....

[FURlOUSD]

hahah its sooo Good!!

"armpit chu chu"

[jso19801980]

as usual, every single joke is related to sex or throwing in a couple of random swear words.

[gabba2824]

hu eva made this is FUKED IN THE HEAD so mean he is alright asholes

[smithhedgehog]

All this, and he's a christian :-O

[MrSniggins]

bullfucking shit he ate human shit

[techman113]

Not funny !!!!

[PainEditz]

is this real lmfao

[Mrniceguy668]

this should have 20 million views

[SpikeSnufflez]

this is funny shit

[soloboy1991]

he injected smack in the wilde ai mate?

[tceminecraft]

3:16

[hairypizza123]

Funniest thing out!

[EvilKris]

that's brilliant. so funny.

[elmowasere]

bear grylls is a dirty, dirty man

[navraj19]

did he just fuck a tree

[ibocks]

what;s a smack??

[MrShura303]

@ibocks, heroin

[TyeDye07]

lmfAoo i died during the tree humping. straight face serious voice,. too funny man!! XD

[sasadeka89]

awesome tags by the way :)

[permakid89]

i swear to go dif theres one video that i can come back to again and again and still laugh my ass off, it's this one, every funny moment is just golden and there is a relentless stream of them...i'm bear grylls, ive eaten shit, injected smack, and fucked a tree HAHAHAHAHHAHA best parody ive ever seen by far...

[simoska00]

one of the funniest things ive ever seen lads :DDD

[Kevinhillcrest]

I thought it was a real episode! lol

[motorhispania01]

This is so fucking funny.

[wattosacrim]

fucking hell lol

[Tempe1998]

IM BEAR GRYLLS

IVE EATEN SHIT

INJECTED SMACK

AND FUCKED A TREE

[IAMTHEREFLECTIONMAN]

@Tempe1998

NO U DIDN'T

You're Gryll Trees

You've eaten Smack

Injected Shit

And fucked a bear in the ass.

And you are a templar.

[PerthCityDeathMetal]

SHITEATER!!!!!

[LukeToomey]

for at least the first 2:30 i though it was real Bear Grylls footage with voice dubbed

[skedtm]

'and that.....is gonna save my life.....*throws up* pissed myself with laughter!!

[Gigagonzales]

still lauthing right now xD

[sasadeka89]

*injects smack* epic jizz face

[sasadeka89]

my mind takes me back to a school camping trip where my teacher mr hichens broke into my tent forced his cock under my arm and ordered me to do an arm pit chu chu and its thought like this that has led me to the smack XD

[neversurreder793]

I've eaten shit, injected smack and fucked a tree.

[1b0ya3ga]

I guess bear gryless is the next Chuck Norris

[Jaquesy01]

Rupert Thompson is an exceptionally good Donkey Puncher <3

[Respektus007]

ahahahhaha

[tomernator1221]

the sun's going down...i better drink my own piss..

[RTrevorCollins]

Shit eata, tree fucka, survivalist: Bear Grylls.

[DipinSauce]

this motherfuckaa just fucked a tree! o_O

[SqueezinWeezels]

LMFAO

[possumshake]

OMG! This is exactly how it went down without the editing! So good!

[AtesMate]

The best video on the internet.

[Marihuana4Life]

you are retard

[Stan844]

@Marihuana4Life your the one that can't spell marijuana, dickhead. 

[byrno562]

He looks so like Bear Grylls

[Ven0mB0Y]

It's half real footage and half added videos from the dubber so brilliant!

[Basse133793]

I actually thougt this was just dubbed, until the condom part.

[bobmarlzzz]

@Basse133793 so u think bear grylls actually does crack?

[Basse133793]

@bobmarlzzz No lol, i though maybe he was injecting medicine or someting for some reason.

[FeelTheEfeKt]

"As much as i like to sit and eat shit all day i have to keep moving" XD

[samedmondsam]

this is comedy



[Bjornisen]

this is so brilliant :D :D

[ThePhill447]

more bear gyrlls soon guys twobobtv that youtube channel this cunt stole his videos

[jasperwha]

@ThePhill447 i know its from tvobobtv never said i made it u cheeky fuck. their website is on the video for its entire duration if you didnt notice. i uploaded it because its in one video not 3 parts and im sure they dont mind the extra exposure

[ThePhill447]

@jasperwha

twobob still deserves more views

[jamesrocksass]

@ThePhill447 Don't see why your getting so aggressive, does it even matter if he did?

[iTrollThis]

"Bear Grylls: At least i eat real shit".

[GajCezarJulije]

This man shows THE REAL technics of survival. If you really get lost, I think you wouldn't be able to get alive, without this technics. So, I think that this parody is just stupid shit. It isn't funny at all.

[Staceeeeeeeeeeey]

@GajCezarJulije u do know bear grylls is set up, and its fucken hilarious

[tallpaulbenedict]

lmfao this video is hilarious got the oice tone jsut right

[Bleeezo90]

i guess its safe to say i've seen it all now...

[JasonFMTX]

i thought this was Bear Grylls for a while

[ItsMeLegit]

my mind takes me back to a school camping trim where my teacher mr. hitchins broke into me tent, forced his cock under my arm, and ordered me to give him an arm pit choo choo

[LeinadNesterbegne]

Ive watched this atleast 100 times with my friends and i laugh my ass of all the time

[jpark075]

I somehow find it more disgusting to eat raw animal organs than their shit.

[boarder4466]

dude this guy is fukin amazing

[damhaith]

Just amazing, love it

[1123aka]

Tags -

Bear -Grylls- Born- Shit- Eater- Survivor -armpit -choo -arsehole- full -of- bugs -magical- monk -tree -shit- imortality- comedy- parody -hilarious -'ray mears is gay'-

[ytid1vids]

LMAO - Fucking Awesome !!!!

[Arun998x2]

"Semi can easily turn to fully and that can be fatal"...Remember thinking that at my grandma's funeral!

[ollie6125]

hahahahahahahahahahaha niceeeeee

[IAdryan]

Oh shit, I can't believe somebody actually made this movie :))

[ibocks]

fucking a tree makes my cock bleed!

[jaybaconx]

LMFAO, at first I thought it was a previous episode with his voice dubbed over but at the end when he was fucking the tree I was crying and i realized. Haha, this was brilliant thanks for making me cry laughing

[GuitarxWolf]

"Arm pit choo choo" LMAO

[levim14]

How the fuck did he keep a straight face while filming this?

[headkilla125]

@levim14 cuz its a tape over, he didnt really say that shit some 1 used a tape over machine

[Sunday2810]

absolutely flawless impersonation...well done mate

[lewbo94]

mi mind takes mi back to a old school camping trip where my teacher mr hitchins broke into mi tent forced his cock under my arm and ordered me to give him an armpit chu chu FUCKING LOLOLOLOOLOOLL

[thethePRP]

SHIT EATER!!!!

[SuperTobi27]

my stomach hurts from laughing

[wwejesse1996]

that was so fucking funny , is this you doing all that ????????

[OmgItsCopter]

I don't agree with this shit eating going on here.

[LPmotionpictures]

This is so stupid and dumb I almost died laughing...

[speedomike747]

omg, i thought this actually was him? :O

[Tomatophe]

omg hahahahahaha wtfffff

[IWantKhat]

I ate my pets and drunk my piss easyyy /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

[jaqjaques]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! 10/10

[VictimOfFat3]

i like how hes saying the shit will help him and hes just puking it all out

[phillgrif]

hahha sound so much like Bear lol top vid ha

[GoofyZerk]

Lol wtf.....

[MarshalltotheMathers]

this is literally the best thing i have ever watched, no joke

[mechreports1]

this guy does a good imresion

[BaeverN]

I wonder if Mr Grylls himself has seen this, If he did I bet he laughed his ass of. Haha!

[prinsesed1]

*Bear gives thumbs-up*

Pilot: SHIT EATER!!!!

*Flies away*

[faithxfaye]

i thought this was genuine at first but good job!!!

[MBRLoL]

Hahahaha at the guy in the helicopter who yells SHIT EATER!

[lockdown0syndrome]

this is one of the funniest things on youtube...

[eoghanctv]

salty

[XBladeWingX]

im a big fan of grylls, but i found this hilarious and spot on. unlike other parodies

[MyNinoslav]

HAHAHAHAHHAHH that was the one of the funnyest things i saw in my whole life AHAHHAHAHAH

[maxtubejr]

armpit choo choo hahahahahha!!!

[harrysgiantstp1]

i think this video is funny

[colto2312]

"I'm Bear Grylls, I've eaten Shit, Injected smak, and fucked a tree" OMGLOLOLOL

[oscarsehlin1992]

@colto2312 laughed so hard at that ending!

[levim14]

Hahaha!

How did you do this with a straight face?

[KladionicaCity]

McSonalds? I'll rather eat bear's shit.

[mujuma]

SHIT EATAH!

[NiMur90]

this is one of the most flawless impressions ive ever seen xD, you look so like him too

[Lozima101]

Armpit chew chew...lol

[blakeshorty3]

watched this when i was drunk and i shat myself every second of this clip

[RILEYproMAGICIAn]

u even kinda look like him lol

[Lucepha]

This whole forest is wild and theres so much shit down there the anticipation has made me semi erect >.<

[DjLilInk]

You can really feel the moss GRABBING HOLD OF MA SHAFT... And thats going to make me CUM quicker xD LMFAO!!!!

[1337myo]

OMFG I was eating when I saw this..

[DougPossenriede]

this is freaking hilarious lol

[Martokn]

I was rolling on the floor laughing literally... IT IS SOOOO DAMN FUNNY!!!! :D :D :D

[NiMur90]

you even look like him xD

[94Diplomat]

job well done man LOL

[RorBr]

i'm gonna build some fires...and eat a variety of shit along the way XD love it

[RodrigoVanilla93]

i love bear grylls but this was hilarious hahahaha

[peterz193]

38 people didn't find the Magical Munk tree. :/

[ELITEGAMINGUK95]

1,444 people are shit eating tree fuckers like me

[WatkinsIsaac]

That is good fun. Hilarous!

[BlueGama600]

37 people fucked the magical munk tree

[acidglow]

LOOOLLL. this is so funny